Logical Deducktion. Source: Imgur.. But the problem is, where is the nearest piece of land? How far away is it? How far can the duck go? The is a duck doing out in such tropical environment?
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#4 - runescapewasgood (06/19/2013) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Do want!!! ** << how the bird dies
User avatar #5 to #4 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/19/2013) [-]
This kills the duck
#9 - darthblam ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
But the problem is, where is the nearest piece of land? How far away is it? How far can the duck go? The **** is a duck doing out in such tropical environment?
#10 to #9 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
nearest piece of land is beyond the horizon.
further than the horizon.
if the duck can't fly for long it can swim but must avoid sharks.
it is sitting under a palm tree.
User avatar #11 to #10 - darthblam ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
Somehow I feel like a freshwater duck wouldn't swim very well at all across the salty ocean..
#14 to #11 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
yeah, you're right. salt water really ***** up a duck's buoyancy.

if it weren't for all that salt, they'd be fine, but just like slugs, they shrivel up and die when they come into contact with salt.
#13 - jacofhearts (06/19/2013) [-]
That's... that's such a deep, minimalistic post.

I mean, we all sit around wishing we could go somewhere. Wishing we weren't in tiny ass suburbs where we have no friends. Just sitting around, wasting away, doing nothing, because we never have the idea of just... going.

Because, when you think about it, you can literally do whatever the **** you want. You can steal a car and drive it until you're in another state, and then make a life there. You can blow your life savings on a plane ticket and go to that city you've always seen pictures of.
"What do you do once you get there, you have nothing," you'd be surprised.

Nothing is stopping you from being that duck.
#1 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Thats inductive reasoning :/
#8 to #1 - dorklordrises (06/19/2013) [-]
How so? It looks like he is extrapolating from the rules towards an action.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Snowplows (06/19/2013) [-]
Pretty sure it's actually inducktive reasoning.
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#3 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
that moment when the title is funnier than the picture
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