Daughter. Source: Imgur. l WU HURT HER, I HURT M. 5. BE HUME 30 MINUTES EARLY. ti, GET A LAWYER. F WU LIE ttl Mi, I WILL FIND thr. w. ii. SH . MY PRINCESS, NUT
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l WU HURT HER, I HURT M.
5. BE HUME 30 MINUTES EARLY.
ti, GET A LAWYER.
F WU LIE ttl Mi, I WILL FIND thr.
w. ii. SH . MY PRINCESS, NUT YEW.’
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Submitted: 06/18/2013
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User avatar #6 - captainwow (06/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"Alright boy, you're gonna take me out to a nice restaurant, give me a handy under the table but only a kiss when you drop me off because I am a classy lady"

Number 10 can get weird.
#12 - guythatagrees (06/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>get minimum wage job   
>give her paycheck   
>"whatever you do to her I do to you"   
   
You know the rest.
>get minimum wage job
>give her paycheck
>"whatever you do to her I do to you"

You know the rest.
User avatar #14 - thecopyninja (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>last rule
>kiss girl
>father kisses you
>awkward.wtf
>slowly kiss girl again
>stare at father
>stare at him
User avatar #10 - theincorrigibleone (06/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
He's gonna take my virginity?

HAHA! Too late!
My dad already did!
#45 - psychoepsilon (06/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Whatever you do to her, I will do to you...............................................
#109 - thenewmaroi (06/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Guy's daughter and her boyfriend in bed
>"Hey maybe you wanna do something tonight?"
>"Okay"
>Start kissing
>Start taking clothes off
>He looks at her dresser
>Sees a picture of her father
>Thinks of the last line on his shirt
>Anus tightens
>Looks outside her window
>Dad is watching
>Waiting
#53 - freshbakedrolls (06/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My Dad :
1. if your not funny, die.
2. you can sleep over anytime you want just bring snacks and beer
3. when you take her out to eat bring left overs and give them to me.
4. farting is my specialty and if you can't deal with them don't come over.
5. if you ever make me mad just bring beer
6. if you hurt her physically i will take my beard and slash your throat, unless you bring beer, then were cool.

picture is mydad'sfw
#121 - rabaneristo (06/18/2013) [-]
I'm gonna lick her genitals.
I'm gonna lick her genitals.
#134 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
>#10
>#10
User avatar #78 - bokkos ONLINE (06/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
"I am a paranoid prick who feels that his daughter can't take care of herself, so I will threaten you to confirm my masculinity and dominance that I can't earn through intelligent discourse or feats of sporting strength."
- What it should say.
User avatar #1 - garymotherfingoak (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>10

so you will have anal with him?
#2 to #1 - thatawesomesexyguy ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's what he means...
#108 - speedyonbiscuit (06/18/2013) [-]
Looks like anal is out of the question then
#230 - originalanonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
So if i eat her out am i getting a blow job or what?
#150 - donaldducksdick (06/18/2013) [-]
10.... What. I wouldn't want to be ****** romantically by a loved one's father.
#236 - thebritishguy (06/18/2013) [-]
he may want to reconsider this when someone kisses his daughter softly on the cheek
#219 - demystify (06/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Well, kid, you ****** my daughter.
Rule #10.
#16 - taylorelise (06/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I wish my dad was a bit like this but he'd be   
1. lol I dont give a 						****					   
2. He likes everyone   
3. Yeah hes everywhere..hes a fatass   
4. You hurt her..i'll high five you and give ya some pointers   
5. I dont care what time you get home..as long as you brought maccas with you   
6. The 						****					 you need a lawyer for   
7. If you lie to me..i wont give a 						****					   
8. I don't remember her name? shes a princess? what the 						****					   
9. I'd be someones bitch if i went to jail so i dont give a 						****					 what you do   
10. No thanks bro..thats 						******
I wish my dad was a bit like this but he'd be
1. lol I dont give a ****
2. He likes everyone
3. Yeah hes everywhere..hes a fatass
4. You hurt her..i'll high five you and give ya some pointers
5. I dont care what time you get home..as long as you brought maccas with you
6. The **** you need a lawyer for
7. If you lie to me..i wont give a ****
8. I don't remember her name? shes a princess? what the ****
9. I'd be someones bitch if i went to jail so i dont give a **** what you do
10. No thanks bro..thats ******
+10
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#154 - helenwheels (06/18/2013) [-]
It's okay for a man to threaten to beat the **** out of a teenager so long as hes doing it so his daughter will grow up and die alone.
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