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Oops

10 minutes an ilt
so Must ordered pizza and as I was about to
hang up I said inure ‘gnu nut habit and the guy
said it back and after a whale minute dead
silence he just tells me that he hopes that Pm
nnt expecting a discount DH the ‘cause
we confessed our undying hr each nthey
HE WROTE ME A NOTE
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#16 - herpaderpasaur ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
R.I.P Nick, he drowned in da pussy that night
R.I.P Nick, he drowned in da pussy that night
User avatar #42 to #16 - kabuthefox (06/18/2013) [-]
who says it was a girl?
#45 to #42 - WillWalrus ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
"You sound beautiful when you're flustered"
User avatar #53 to #45 - thegrimreaver (06/18/2013) [-]
Who says guys can't be beautiful?
User avatar #52 to #45 - kabuthefox (06/18/2013) [-]
a gay guy cant call another beautiful?
#74 to #45 - hughgrhekschon (06/18/2013) [-]
I think he's gay_________
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#91 to #74 - lehoodyface (06/18/2013) [-]
Filthy IE casual.
User avatar #86 to #74 - niggasaurus (06/18/2013) [-]
There's something wrong with you. Why do I see Internet Explorer?
User avatar #90 to #86 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/18/2013) [-]
He's probably a newfag,
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#1 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
the real question is, was it a women who called or a dude?
User avatar #13 to #1 - fannypack (06/18/2013) [-]
It says their name's nick which could possibly be a nickname for a girl or boy. For now you could choose who.
User avatar #18 to #1 - itrooztrooperdown (06/18/2013) [-]
That handwriting doesn't look too manly... but maybe we are facing a cute gay story... idk.
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#21 to #19 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
***** he means the one who made that status
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User avatar #28 to #22 - MrMouz (06/18/2013) [-]
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT IT WAS ONE MISTAKE
User avatar #20 to #19 - redclover ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
>who called
>called

I don't think the pizza guy called the house to see if they wanted pizza
User avatar #61 to #20 - neokun ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
Imagine they done that? Like the same way phone companies do that **** ?

"Hello"?

"Hi uhh... Wanna pizza?"

"... No?"

"Ahh okay then....--"
User avatar #60 to #19 - FatBenIsPedoBear (06/18/2013) [-]
You went down like a true hero, my friend.
#10 to #1 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
the P.S. makes me think it was probably a girl, because I don't see many men talking to other men like that. I know he could be gay, but odds are he isn't.
User avatar #76 to #10 - daentraya (06/18/2013) [-]
Could be a joke..
User avatar #2 to #1 - somepeople (06/18/2013) [-]
who cares
User avatar #4 to #2 - kishinasura (06/18/2013) [-]
I'm sure somepeople do.
#37 to #4 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
be sure that I don't
User avatar #72 to #2 - sirofminorclass (06/18/2013) [-]
Nick probably does.
#12 - ICEDgrunge (06/18/2013) [-]
Nick gon' get da pussy
Nick gon' get da pussy
#83 - demystify (06/18/2013) [-]
The beginning of a truly beautiful relationship.
The beginning of a truly beautiful relationship.
#41 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
alpha as ****
#15 - fukbushizgetmunny (06/18/2013) [-]
the note
User avatar #89 - JMF (06/18/2013) [-]
With handwriting like that, I would take a chance.
#35 - antemFORdead (06/18/2013) [-]
I hope this hasn't been used recently.
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#77 - deadpeople (06/18/2013) [-]
I sometimes say I love you out of habit to friends when getting off the phone. >_> It's awkward for like a second then they're like "I love you too".
#88 to #77 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
My husband says I LOVE YOU ALL THE TIME- when he ends conversations with me, his parents $ our immediate family members. Every day leaving the house well, MAY BEE U HAVE FAG WORDS OR SUCH FOR HIM???
#98 to #88 - aserock (06/18/2013) [-]
I'm laughing at this way harder than I should be.
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User avatar #6 - splendiddust ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
Can someone translate that writing? i have trouble read cursive like that.
#80 to #6 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #6 - Relinies (06/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #6 - youdontknoeme (06/18/2013) [-]
Hey,
This is sort of cheesy but you are one supreme slice.

Yours truly,
The guy you confessed your undying love to (AKA Nick)

P.S. - You sound adorable when you're flustered.
#39 to #7 - youdontknoeme (06/18/2013) [-]
WHY IS THIS GETTING SO MANY THUMBS UP.    
   
WHY CAN'T ANYONE READ.
WHY IS THIS GETTING SO MANY THUMBS UP.

WHY CAN'T ANYONE READ.
#43 to #39 - summoned (06/18/2013) [-]
The only word I had trouble with was slice....   
   
I was like supreme ulice?   
   
maybe its the asian eyes...
The only word I had trouble with was slice....

I was like supreme ulice?

maybe its the asian eyes...
User avatar #94 to #39 - sackit (06/18/2013) [-]
Want the truth?
I cna read it but to lazy so i ask for translate
User avatar #8 to #7 - splendiddust ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
thankyou
User avatar #9 to #8 - youdontknoeme (06/18/2013) [-]
You're welcome :3
#99 - nexcell (06/18/2013) [-]
the customer was probably a chick and the guy was trying to be alpha as 			****		 and play it off as a joke but, internally he was dying for a relationship and hoped his humor would land him a date.
the customer was probably a chick and the guy was trying to be alpha as **** and play it off as a joke but, internally he was dying for a relationship and hoped his humor would land him a date.
#103 - ultracougar (06/18/2013) [-]
The question is, my friends, whether the pizza-orderer was female, or in fact, Nick likes dudes.   
pic slightly related.
The question is, my friends, whether the pizza-orderer was female, or in fact, Nick likes dudes.
pic slightly related.
User avatar #65 - afriasdelrio (06/18/2013) [-]
I think the light bulb has a stroke towards the end
User avatar #106 - exarzero (06/18/2013) [-]
A girl called and said she loved me before she hung up when I was working at Dominos. It was pretty cute, so I put one of our coupon codes on the pizza, made it my way, and not the ****** dominos way (aka full topings, not taking away some to add some etc...) and delivered it myself. When she asked about the price, I told her I loved her too, then we both started laughing.
User avatar #107 to #106 - exarzero (06/18/2013) [-]
And my name is Nick too.
#109 to #106 - Lewiwent (06/18/2013) [-]
Nice story. Only bad part is I thought it was going to end with &quot;And we've been together for_ x_ months&quot;
Nice story. Only bad part is I thought it was going to end with "And we've been together for_ x_ months"
User avatar #122 to #109 - exarzero (06/18/2013) [-]
You know I figured most people would think that. Hell there were many occasions where I had chances like that while out on the road. haha But I waited until I met a cutie at an anime convention with a like mind. That is a story in and of itself. And we have been together for years.
#126 to #122 - Lewiwent (06/19/2013) [-]
There we go!
There we go!
#127 to #126 - exarzero (06/19/2013) [-]
Those were good days. Thanks!
User avatar #128 to #127 - exarzero (06/19/2013) [-]
OH sorry, should of mentioned I worked at some cons, and one of my best friends voices dubs for funimation... so I had my in!
#116 - alreadyexiststho (06/18/2013) [-]
If that were me I wouldve gone to the pizza place and introduced myself to nick in person.

Maybe that makes me creepy.
User avatar #124 to #116 - angelisk (06/19/2013) [-]
nah, just don't go instantly to not seem uber-lonely
#115 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
heh... "cheesy"
#24 - fuckyouiamcat (06/18/2013) [-]
That guy has beautiful handwriting.
#25 - noutvissers (06/18/2013) [-]
The girls is a bitch for saying 'I love you' out of habit.
It shouldn't be out of ******* habit.
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#73 to #29 - oregmes (06/18/2013) [-]
oh... ok...
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#123 to #33 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
HURRR DURRRR WHITE KNIGHT
#85 to #33 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
Oh bee / WHIPPED CAUSE U USE THE WORD LOVE $$ SHE HATES HEARING IT TO YOUR WIFE/ WORD BYE DUZ NOT CUT IT/$$$ BULLIED/ U ARE/ U DEW/ WATCHERS R RIGHT/ SOAP ON A ROPE/ DNAS CUNT U KEEP SCRUBBIN/ LIES $$ ASK DICK/ ROSEBUSH ABOUT LOVE/ WHORES FACE- KETTLES NOPE-
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User avatar #40 to #25 - tumuchsugar (06/18/2013) [-]
I agree with you. Love is a strong and meaningful word, it should be used only when meant.
User avatar #110 to #25 - Lewiwent (06/18/2013) [-]
Elephant Shoes.
User avatar #31 to #25 - XxXRoxasXxX (06/18/2013) [-]
Maybe they joke about it with friends or say it to their parents.
#96 to #31 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
you don't love your friends?
User avatar #118 to #96 - XxXRoxasXxX (06/18/2013) [-]
Not saying that
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#46 to #25 - noutvissers (06/18/2013) [-]
I'd never expected this to get downvoted this much.
Please Funnyjunk forgive me my shameful mistake.
Here, have this.
User avatar #102 to #46 - hawaiianman (06/18/2013) [-]
you win this time.....
User avatar #68 to #46 - dildoes (06/18/2013) [-]
i still love you but dont hate me for saying that ok
User avatar #50 to #25 - timelordeternal (06/18/2013) [-]
It's ok, I got downvoted yesterday because of a blurry gif.
User avatar #57 to #25 - rhiaanor (06/18/2013) [-]
habit doesn't come from doing something loosely, just a lot, so if you talk with loved ones a lot (family, boyfriend, dog, etc) it could cause it to be a habit. I've never said love loosely, maybe I thought it when i was a hormone crazed 14 year old, but I never really SAID it. Still, one fateful day I earned the nickname from my best friend loverboy... goddamn you family, can't you just say bye.
User avatar #66 to #57 - dildoes (06/18/2013) [-]
most of the time right before i hang up the phone when talking with my dog, i say "i love you"
User avatar #70 to #66 - rhiaanor (06/18/2013) [-]
yeah, i figured I should have added a joke to it, at least one.
User avatar #63 to #25 - ananamouse (06/18/2013) [-]
the butter melts out of habit...don't you know the toast isn't even warm?
User avatar #75 to #25 - bowservoltaire (06/18/2013) [-]
I love you
#27 to #25 - fuckingkeelin (06/18/2013) [-]
why is she a bitch? maybe she talks to her parents or boyfriend alot on the phone so she automatically ends it with i love you..
why is she a bitch? maybe she talks to her parents or boyfriend alot on the phone so she automatically ends it with i love you..
User avatar #26 to #25 - graydiggy (06/18/2013) [-]
You're a ******* judgmental cunt. Go **** yourself.
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