Bic lighter. . There were Mn golfers the anlf course. tine the men pulled nut a cigarette, and asked his friend tor a tight. His friend pulls nut a 12 inch Bic
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Bic lighter

There were Mn golfers the anlf course.
tine the men pulled nut a cigarette, and
asked his friend tor a tight.
His friend pulls nut a 12 inch Bic eighter.
wow, where did ynu get such a
large Bic?" "Oh, my genie got it for me."
Your genie? You haw a genie? when is he?" I.
He is in my anlf bag."
The friend says, "can I see him?" His friend
says "yes, suree" an the friend Inn's in the
bag and out comes the genie. The man says
to the genie; "I am yhur master' s best friend.
Wiuld ynu grant me just nne wish?" The genie
says "yes, just nne wish". so the man wishes
hr a milling bucks. The genie ginies back in the
golf bag without saying a word. Pretty sann,
the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets EVEN darker,
The man links up and sees a milling ducks fang
mater. He gets real upset, and says "what is the
matter with yhur genie? " he hard of hearing'? I
said a milling Bucks, not E milling Ducks."
His friend says tn him , "Do ynu really think I
asked for a " Inch Bic?
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User avatar #25 to #16 - chuca (06/18/2013) [-]
i have that same lighter,except green

******* thing almost took my eyebrows off a couple of times
User avatar #3 - arcanemonkey (06/18/2013) [-]
LIKA SOMEBOODEE **** YOU BIC
User avatar #30 to #3 - mattyjay (06/18/2013) [-]
My 11 year old bro watches him. He isn't funny.
#43 to #30 - demcomments (06/18/2013) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Villager got misunderstood **

He's not too bad now... but you missed the actual gold when he did 247 vent.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mattyjay (06/18/2013) [-]
I want to fap now.
#55 to #3 - jeej (06/19/2013) [-]
I get that reference!
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#10 - partyongarth (06/18/2013) [-]
1. become friends with guy with genie
2. summon genie, wish for unlimited Deer.
3. ???
4. Bottoms up!
User avatar #17 to #10 - tragono **User deleted account** (06/18/2013) [-]
He gives you unlimited fear.
User avatar #32 to #10 - sabcy (06/18/2013) [-]
He gives an uninhibited queer.
#24 to #10 - srapture (06/18/2013) [-]
1. Become friends with guy with genie.
2. Summon genie. Wish for "unlimited flour!"
3. ???
4. Become emperor of the Galactic Empire.
User avatar #2 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (06/18/2013) [-]
This is just a slightly different version of a joke that is old enough to be found chiseled into a stone tablet in an ancient Egyptian tomb.
#28 - thenewmaroi (06/18/2013) [-]
>I want a 12 inch dick   
Genies face when
>I want a 12 inch dick
Genies face when
#13 - dashgamer (06/18/2013) [-]
If he had asked for dollars instead of bucks, he'd have a million ballers. Just imagine all those pimps converging on that one spot in their limos and with their entourages of whores...
If he had asked for dollars instead of bucks, he'd have a million ballers. Just imagine all those pimps converging on that one spot in their limos and with their entourages of whores...
#26 - jazzyietheferret (06/18/2013) [-]
He's lucky he didn't get a million Bucks, that could have really hurt.
User avatar #31 to #26 - sabcy (06/18/2013) [-]
especially during mating season.
#20 - toddsocks (06/18/2013) [-]
Also works with a pianist.
#5 - harshy (06/18/2013) [-]
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#27 to #8 - dafogman (06/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #51 - chuckstein (06/18/2013) [-]
No, I did too.
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#52 - myfunnyfile ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
I Saw that one coming
I Saw that one coming
#14 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
I heard the same joke but less obvious a few years ago.

Man walks into a bar and sees a foot tall man playing the piano, and quite well too. He walks over to the barkeep and asks "Where did you get someone like that to play at your bar?"
The barkeep says "I have a genie in the back who grants anyone one wish"
So the man walks back and wishes for a million bucks, but to his dismay the genie just filled the room and other close venues with ducks.
The man walked back to the barkeep and said rather furiously "That genie is terrible! I asked for a million bucks and he just gave me ducks!"
The barkeep responded "Oh yea he doesn't have good hearing, do you really think I wasted my wish for a 12 inch pianist?"
#37 - millex (06/18/2013) [-]
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#9 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
This joke is way too obvious ( I guessed it after big bic and "Oh my genie got it for me"
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#15 - pinkiepiesucksdick (06/18/2013) [-]
le Funsubstance face
le Funsubstance face
#6 - markonj ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
**** I always thought it was pronounced Bits
#50 - deadpeople (06/18/2013) [-]
This joke makes me happier than a shabbarbie on Christmas eve.
#47 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
There were 3 golfers starting a round and they see a guy starting by himself and ask him to join. He shoots right handed all day and they think he's pretty good so they ask him to come back next week to play again
"Sure that sounds good but I'll be 20 minutes late"
Next week he comes back and shoots left handed the whole time. They ask him to come back the next week too because he's a good golfer and he agrees.
"Sure I will but I'll be about 20 minutes late"
The next week he comes back and starts shooting right handed again. One of the guys gets curious and asks why he keeps switching.
"Well if I wake up and my wife is still sleeping on her right side, I shoot right handed. If she's sleeping on her left, I shoot left handed."
Other guy: Ok that makes sense, but what it she is sleeping on her back?
"Well then I'll be 20 minutes late.
#48 to #47 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
Been waiting forever for golf related content just to tell that..
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