Bic lighter. . There were Mn golfers the anlf course. tine the men pulled nut a cigarette, and asked his friend tor a tight. His friend pulls nut a 12 inch Bic
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Bic lighter

There were Mn golfers the anlf course.
tine the men pulled nut a cigarette, and
asked his friend tor a tight.
His friend pulls nut a 12 inch Bic eighter.
wow, where did ynu get such a
large Bic?" "Oh, my genie got it for me."
Your genie? You haw a genie? when is he?" I.
He is in my anlf bag."
The friend says, "can I see him?" His friend
says "yes, suree" an the friend Inn's in the
bag and out comes the genie. The man says
to the genie; "I am yhur master' s best friend.
Wiuld ynu grant me just nne wish?" The genie
says "yes, just nne wish". so the man wishes
hr a milling bucks. The genie ginies back in the
golf bag without saying a word. Pretty sann,
the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets EVEN darker,
The man links up and sees a milling ducks fang
mater. He gets real upset, and says "what is the
matter with yhur genie? " he hard of hearing'? I
said a milling Bucks, not E milling Ducks."
His friend says tn him , "Do ynu really think I
asked for a " Inch Bic?
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User avatar #3 - arcanemonkey (06/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
LIKA SOMEBOODEE **** YOU BIC
#9 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This joke is way too obvious ( I guessed it after big bic and "Oh my genie got it for me"
#16 - saladtongsofdeath (06/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#10 - partyongarth (06/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
1. become friends with guy with genie
2. summon genie, wish for unlimited Deer.
3. ???
4. Bottoms up!
User avatar #2 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (06/18/2013) [-]
This is just a slightly different version of a joke that is old enough to be found chiseled into a stone tablet in an ancient Egyptian tomb.
#28 - thenewmaroi (06/18/2013) [-]
>I want a 12 inch dick   
Genies face when
>I want a 12 inch dick
Genies face when
#13 - dashgamer (06/18/2013) [-]
If he had asked for dollars instead of bucks, he'd have a million ballers. Just imagine all those pimps converging on that one spot in their limos and with their entourages of whores...
If he had asked for dollars instead of bucks, he'd have a million ballers. Just imagine all those pimps converging on that one spot in their limos and with their entourages of whores...
#26 - jazzyietheferret (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He's lucky he didn't get a million Bucks, that could have really hurt.
#5 - harshy (06/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#20 - toddsocks (06/18/2013) [-]
Also works with a pianist.
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#52 - myfunnyfile (06/18/2013) [-]
I Saw that one coming
I Saw that one coming
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User avatar #42 to #39 - jorah (06/18/2013) [-]
I know what content you're talking about, and I too, share your opinion
#47 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There were 3 golfers starting a round and they see a guy starting by himself and ask him to join. He shoots right handed all day and they think he's pretty good so they ask him to come back next week to play again
"Sure that sounds good but I'll be 20 minutes late"
Next week he comes back and shoots left handed the whole time. They ask him to come back the next week too because he's a good golfer and he agrees.
"Sure I will but I'll be about 20 minutes late"
The next week he comes back and starts shooting right handed again. One of the guys gets curious and asks why he keeps switching.
"Well if I wake up and my wife is still sleeping on her right side, I shoot right handed. If she's sleeping on her left, I shoot left handed."
Other guy: Ok that makes sense, but what it she is sleeping on her back?
"Well then I'll be 20 minutes late.
#37 - millex (06/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 - imcoolashell (06/18/2013) [-]
the original joke involves a 12-inch pianist
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