Fucking crayons. . IN AN EMERGENCY A CRAYON WILL BURN FDR 30 MINUTES new lung will it burn if it isn' t an. This makes having romantic sex in a kindergarten class so much more enticing.
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User avatar #1 - saintkarlos (06/17/2013) [-]
This makes having romantic sex in a kindergarten class so much more enticing.
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#190 to #1 - Seority (07/02/2013) [-]
Or burning one down.
#51 to #1 - slashendrix (06/18/2013) [-]
Talk about ******* crayons.
User avatar #84 to #8 - edforce (06/18/2013) [-]
Not a very good prediction with a six hour difference...
#78 to #1 - Eichimaru (06/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #1 - Dima (06/18/2013) [-]
You should not be a teacher anymore.
User avatar #136 to #22 - therichie (06/18/2013) [-]
. . . . . . not since the accident
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#59 - elcampeon (06/18/2013) [-]
About time we will have a use for him.
User avatar #134 to #59 - ADeadlYLepricoN (06/18/2013) [-]
Burning the whites....wow. I guess I must be old.
User avatar #145 to #59 - captnnorway (06/18/2013) [-]
He is good at ruining stuff ...
#88 to #59 - mvtjets (06/18/2013) [-]
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#91 to #88 - anaphase ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 to #59 - originalanonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
I use him to fix errors and to color on black construction paper.
User avatar #89 to #59 - delphine (06/18/2013) [-]
i used him to blend other colors together, and on colored construction paper.
red-violet crayon, on the other hand, is on the top of my list to burn. everytime i'd reach for a red crayon it would always end up being that little bastard.
User avatar #25 - YugiDork (06/18/2013) [-]
So will a baby
#41 to #25 - millex (06/18/2013) [-]
Im literally LOL'ing right now. Props to you good sir. You're also going to hell...
#30 to #25 - SadKitty (06/18/2013) [-]
This 			*******		 guy
This ******* guy
#44 to #25 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - ferndizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
lets hope to god that crayon doesnt tip into that box of 24 crayons... then there would be a 12 hours of burning crayons AND an emergency
User avatar #23 to #11 - lordbyronxiv (06/18/2013) [-]
or they'd all burn out in 30 minutes
User avatar #93 to #23 - brettyoke (06/18/2013) [-]
Heh. People not understanding jokes that I understand is funny.
#128 to #11 - Rascal (06/18/2013) [-]
"well the torches last about 2 hours each"
"and we have 5 torches so that makes." *lights torches* "ten hours!"
#162 to #133 - Rascal (06/18/2013) [-]
it was an avatar reference
#153 to #11 - cametocomment **User deleted account** (06/18/2013) [-]
It would still only burn for 30 minutes HURR
User avatar #45 - miscarriage (06/18/2013) [-]
I hope people won't laugh at me when i carry around my box of emergency crayons.
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#14 - cheated (06/17/2013) [-]
Title is misleading.
Title is misleading.
#16 to #14 - endface (06/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - nylak (06/17/2013) [-]
Why are they burning a crayon balanced upright on the carpet? I can see this ending in two ways: melted, brightly-coloured wax all over your carpet, or the crayon tipping over and setting the carpet on fire.
#38 to #5 - jiltist ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
If the carpet is synthetic it would just melt, but yeah I guess that'd suck too.

A bit less than a house fire though.
User avatar #110 to #5 - idkijustdo (06/18/2013) [-]
Wait what? Carpet? I seriously don't think this was done on a carpet. It looks more like on a cement rather than on a carpet. Because the floor look just like my smooth cement not-tiled floor.
User avatar #126 to #5 - zumbs (06/18/2013) [-]
Looks like the floor of a garage to me.
#7 to #5 - Lewiwent (06/17/2013) [-]
Exactly. I'm sure even if you tried picking it up by the bottom or blowing it out, hot wax would go everywhere
Exactly. I'm sure even if you tried picking it up by the bottom or blowing it out, hot wax would go everywhere
User avatar #13 to #7 - stonedplatypus (06/17/2013) [-]
I just tried it. What i did was I hollowed out a tiny part of the top so the paper catches. They probably did the same, took the picture and just blew it out without having to worry about the wax because it hadn't melted yet.
#12 to #5 - jocosejenkins (06/17/2013) [-]
Maybe THAT'S the emergency?
User avatar #24 - schmitty (06/18/2013) [-]
Why are people saying this a crayon candle when its obviously a crandle?
#96 - shamrockbandit (06/18/2013) [-]
I always hated using crayons because I like to keep all of them looking fresh and pristine, with their tips full and intact. It saddened me when I used a crayon to the point where the tip was worn down and stumpy, because it felt like I lost something that could never be recovered, the almost-immaculate completeness of the crayon now lost forever. Yeah, you can just sharpen it to restore the tip again but it's not the same, dammit.
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#135 - nephritho (06/18/2013) [-]
for no emergency it will last for about 5 crayons
#111 - kidsquicker (06/18/2013) [-]
Thank god he had the master race of crayons there. Those ********* RoseArt "crayons" would probably just explode and disappoint your parents.
which is exactly what someone must have done if their parents bought them RoseArt in the first place.
#28 - cocainecowboy (06/18/2013) [-]
In all seriousness, those would be handy if you needed some type of warning marking or something.. idk seems useful
In all seriousness, those would be handy if you needed some type of warning marking or something.. idk seems useful
#143 to #28 - mrpo (06/18/2013) [-]
they are crayons, of course they are usefull
they are crayons, of course they are usefull
#117 - Byte (06/18/2013) [-]
I love it when internet teaches me things.
I love it when internet teaches me things.
#57 - Rascal (06/18/2013) [-]
i did tried it. for me it lasted like 40-50 mins then burned out. looks like in a emergency it get scared at burn out faster
#97 - josieabby (06/18/2013) [-]
**josieabby rolled user garymotherfingoak **You are cordially invited to a Crandle-light dinner with me.  It'll be an evening you'll never forget.  There will be an elegant gourmet meal,  a vintage Chardonnay,  soft music,  great conversation while we sit by the fireplace on my bearskin rug, and buttsecks.  Lots and lots of buttsecks.   
   
So, what do you say?
**josieabby rolled user garymotherfingoak **You are cordially invited to a Crandle-light dinner with me. It'll be an evening you'll never forget. There will be an elegant gourmet meal, a vintage Chardonnay, soft music, great conversation while we sit by the fireplace on my bearskin rug, and buttsecks. Lots and lots of buttsecks.

So, what do you say?
User avatar #98 to #97 - garymotherfingoak (06/18/2013) [-]
only if i do the sexing
#104 to #98 - josieabby (06/18/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes.  You do the sexing.  I wouldn't have it any other way.
Yes. Yes. You do the sexing. I wouldn't have it any other way.




#154 - unclegrumpybastard (06/18/2013) [-]
yup already knew they burn
#114 - llonewolfv (06/18/2013) [-]
The lightbulb is a terrorist
User avatar #123 to #114 - zorororonoa (06/18/2013) [-]
No, according to the lightbulb, the crayon is the terrorist
#130 to #123 - moldypubes (06/18/2013) [-]
terrorist is crayon lightbulb
#109 - bloodmagic ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #87 - potterfan (06/18/2013) [-]
Why would you burn a ******* crayon? that's quality colouring material!
#21 - pllmell (06/18/2013) [-]
This is the most metal crayon you'll ever see.
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