Every essay I have ever written. .. "Earlier date" Yup, that's me already. Every essay I have ever written "Earlier date" Yup that's me already
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#7 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE
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(06/17/2013) [-]
"Earlier date"

Yup, that's me already.
#82 to #7 - ayumu
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#90 to #82 - furiousmarshmellow
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(06/18/2013) [-]
No one likes you.
No one likes you.
#50 to #7 - ubadubba
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Careful now, many English teachers know that you can open 'properties' to find the date of the most recent change in the essay.
#123 to #50 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
this doesn't work on printed ones though
#131 to #123 - ubadubba
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Ah! True dat.
#93 to #7 - drewhamster
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(06/18/2013) [-]
You're actually supposed to place the date the paper is due not the date it is written...
#31 - A Pickle
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I had to do a 7 minute demonstration speech for Public Speaking class today.

I did my 7 minute speech on how to do a 7 minute speech.
#63 to #31 - partnerintroll
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(06/18/2013) [-]
its not all that bad when you have something you truly want to write about. In debate, we have these constructive speeches that are 8 minutes long, and my opponent made a an argument for transportation infrastructure in the suburbs to the cities. My 8 minute speech in response was about how racist and anti-black my opponents are being, and that I'm feeling "oppressed".

Keep in mind that I am whiter than old saint nick's untanned ass
#86 to #31 - burningsmurfs
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I did my essay for english on why we shouldn't have to do essays anymore. It was filled with so much personal ranting. I think the only reason I got a good grade on it was I made the title something stupid like A Critique on the Art of Modern Scholastics.
#104 to #31 - meganinja
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I was in a public speaking class and we had to do a 'how to' in front of the class. One of my friends did a how to make a how to, so I went up there and did a how to about how to make a how to of a how to.
#112 to #31 - ucmerolling
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(06/18/2013) [-]
**ucmerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #202 at Shit I hated in highschool ** in year 10 english we all had to deliver persuasive speeches. Mine was titles, "public speaking should be banned" and made reference to martin Luther King's speech by saying things like, "we are bound by these shackles no more" when referring to the torment of public speaking thrust upon us by teachers. oh i also had "...so, rip up your palm cards and rejoice" in there somewhere which i literally ripped up my palm cards (which were blank) and threw them everywhere, it was awkward picking them back up, but sooo worth it.
i got 100% on that.
#70 to #31 - angelk
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(06/18/2013) [-]
One time i had to give speech on something.I didn't write it, but my teacher made give it anyways.I gave it on the negative effects of procrastination. I pulled everything out of my You need to login to view this link was 5 sentences long. I failed and looked like an idiot in front of the class. At least my essay had great supporting evidence.
#71 to #70 - angelk
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(06/18/2013) [-]
And another time my teacher told us we had to write a personal narrative and ,seeing as I don't particularly like writing about my life and I'm a sarcastic asshole, I wrote mine about my phobia of writing narratives and how when she assigned it to us my world shattered and I cried myself to sleep at night etc. I think she felt bad because I got an A.
#74 to #71 - toosexyforyou
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Unless you executed those flawlessly they sound like really boring and unoriginal ideas.
#76 to #74 - angelk
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(06/18/2013) [-]
second was flawless. i mean beautiful, brilliant, moving. the first i ****** up bad. i cuss when i'm nervous so half it was swear words anyways. it was really bad.
#42 to #31 - ICEDgrunge
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I guess you can say you were in quite A Pickle!
#43 to #42 - A Pickle
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(06/18/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuhe
#37 to #31 - jamesisawesome
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I've never met you, but I think we'd be friends.
#5 - kingpoopdog
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(06/17/2013) [-]
You ever have a group essay? Those are always the worst to work on
#52 to #5 - dehfurk
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(06/18/2013) [-]
What are you talking about?! Those were the best! I pushed my work on the smartest kid in the group. A+ minus the effort. I don't even have to type to get the grade!
#61 to #52 - bagguhsleep
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(06/18/2013) [-]
asshole
#56 to #52 - kingpoopdog
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(06/18/2013) [-]
You're the reason I hate group essays
#10 to #5 - lobbert
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(06/17/2013) [-]
pfffft not in college! You always volunteer to be the first, then you just tap out like... your two or three ****** pages and then e-mail it to the next sucker before the next period is even over
#44 to #10 - mcronq
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Judging from his comment I think kingpoopdog may have worked with you already.
#75 to #5 - thepink
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(06/18/2013) [-]
>college   
>leadership class   
>Pretty good student - 3.8 GPA   
>seriously love to write   
>get into a group essay with a bunch of snobby girls I don't know too well   
>Don't trust me - literally only got to write two pages of fluff as a "reflection"   
>offer to edit, job is given to another girl I know   
>Had class with her before - writing just reeks of autism   
>Certain doom on horizon   
>week or two passes   
>Groupmates sending emails back and fourth asking about how the paper is going.   
>She says everything is okay and she's on top of it - she's going to take it to the library to get it proofread.   
>Days pass, essay is due.  No one besides her has seen it.   
>After she hands it in she tells us it was never proofread and she had trouble finishing it.   
>Rage flows like semen in the gay bar downtown   
>******* ****   
>Week later:   
>Paper returned - slashes of red pen like wounds from a one-sided battle   
>******* C-   
>She gives the paper to me and asks if I'd like to hang on to it   
>Why the **** do I want an essay I couldn't write, research for, or proofread?   
>MFW I finally got to check it out.
>college
>leadership class
>Pretty good student - 3.8 GPA
>seriously love to write
>get into a group essay with a bunch of snobby girls I don't know too well
>Don't trust me - literally only got to write two pages of fluff as a "reflection"
>offer to edit, job is given to another girl I know
>Had class with her before - writing just reeks of autism
>Certain doom on horizon
>week or two passes
>Groupmates sending emails back and fourth asking about how the paper is going.
>She says everything is okay and she's on top of it - she's going to take it to the library to get it proofread.
>Days pass, essay is due. No one besides her has seen it.
>After she hands it in she tells us it was never proofread and she had trouble finishing it.
>Rage flows like semen in the gay bar downtown
>******* ****
>Week later:
>Paper returned - slashes of red pen like wounds from a one-sided battle
>******* C-
>She gives the paper to me and asks if I'd like to hang on to it
>Why the **** do I want an essay I couldn't write, research for, or proofread?
>MFW I finally got to check it out.

#46 to #5 - comanderspy
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(06/18/2013) [-]
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#51 - oceanfrank ONLINE
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(06/18/2013) [-]
yeah except you go into college and your final consists of a 10-12 page essay about a research topic. Not only that, you can only use approved books from the Uni library or any legit website from the school database. You also must have a source cited or your **** is going in the trash. HAVE FUN *****, I KNOW I DID.
#62 to #51 - soggytomatoe
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(06/18/2013) [-]
***** please I had to do that **** my sophomore year in high school
#68 to #62 - oceanfrank ONLINE
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Alright cool guy.
#84 to #62 - zombiegorilla
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(06/18/2013) [-]
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Too bad that's the kindergarten version of a legitimate college essay.
#114 to #84 - sharklazers
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Mfw my final
Mfw my final
#117 to #114 - sharklazers
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Mfw failing
Mfw failing
#121 to #62 - Tvfreek
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I just did it too. On lord of the flies. Which btw my teacher took back 2 weeks before anyone finished the book so everyone failed every assignment related to the ending.
#67 to #51 - originalanonymous
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I hate how teachers make you do all that **** when I have never done it out side of school.
#94 to #67 - mexicanfood
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(06/18/2013) [-]
it teaches you research skills and to not rely on wikipedia for everything
#69 to #67 - oceanfrank ONLINE
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(06/18/2013) [-]
oh dont worry you'll never do it outside of school. it's just required to learn more outside of the class as well as inside of the class. Dont ask me why I dont run the board of ed.
#2 - windowsupdate
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(06/17/2013) [-]
you doctor yet?
#3 to #2 - leglesslegolegolas
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(06/17/2013) [-]
No dad I'm 12..
#17 to #3 - Crusader
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Come back when you Doctor
#39 - Sethorein
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(06/18/2013) [-]
And then you go to Uni and get your 10 page essay assignments which require peer-reviewed sources...

Have fun!
#41 to #39 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
That is why you take a couple college classes while you are in high school. It helps prepare you for college without giving you the full work load that a college gives you.
#24 - infinitereaper
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Well **** me,

I actually wrote a few serious essays

I got in trouble for every single one of them.
#1 - renamon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
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#14 - willcutting
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(06/17/2013) [-]






I use shmoop instead of Spark-Notes, the teachers don't know it for the biggest part and all is explain (or almost all) in a funny way
#36 to #14 - danster
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(06/18/2013) [-]
My English teacher is a Nazi when it comes to plagiarism. Ihave a feeling she knows that site.
#116 to #36 - sharklazers
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Half my teachers check every ******* site like that on essays. I got in trouble twice for that **** (music ed and english, we were supposed to use ************* books)
#132 to #116 - willcutting
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Do not take it as written, take the ideas and write it your way. Most of the teachers will trust your work more and will not feel the need to check one of your sentence on google. And even if they do, they have no ******* clue since the formulation would not be the same. It's still a bit of work yes, but still less than what you would have done by writing it all and read the books. That's the way I do, and for the moment no one noticed.

MFW I have a good mark on an essay about a book I didn't even open.
#11 - szymonf
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(06/17/2013) [-]
high school essays sucked.