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Every essay I have ever written

My Name
Mandatory Class
Teacher I hate
Earlier Date
Every Essay I Have Ever Written
Opening sentence with acme metaphor that you idiot teachers will like because it
makes me leek smart when in reality I hand it an . This is just mindless
******** with a slew at SAT wards I can get a higher grade. Some Amber' s New at a
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prating this with meaningless rambling and random games. I will probably get an he an
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#7 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (06/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Earlier date"

Yup, that's me already.
#31 - A Pickle (06/17/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I had to do a 7 minute demonstration speech for Public Speaking class today.

I did my 7 minute speech on how to do a 7 minute speech.
#5 - kingpoopdog (06/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
You ever have a group essay? Those are always the worst to work on
#51 - oceanfrank (06/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
yeah except you go into college and your final consists of a 10-12 page essay about a research topic. Not only that, you can only use approved books from the Uni library or any legit website from the school database. You also must have a source cited or your **** is going in the trash. HAVE FUN ***** , I KNOW I DID.
User avatar #2 - windowsupdate (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you doctor yet?
User avatar #39 - Sethorein (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And then you go to Uni and get your 10 page essay assignments which require peer-reviewed sources...

Have fun!
#24 - infinitereaper (06/17/2013) [-]
Well **** me,

I actually wrote a few serious essays

I got in trouble for every single one of them.
#1 - renamon (06/17/2013) [-]
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#14 - willcutting (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)

I use shmoop instead of Spark-Notes, the teachers don't know it for the biggest part and all is explain (or almost all) in a funny way
User avatar #11 - szymonf (06/17/2013) [-]
high school essays sucked.
#25 - themongoose (06/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I read the books because I enjoy reading (except for A Tale of Two Cities and anything by those transcendentalist tree-hugging bastards. That was crap). I also enjoy writing and wrote some killer essays.

I can actually attribute that to getting my job. During my interview, the owner and I were talking about literature and writing (he writes screen plays as a hobby).

tl;dr reading and essays are good things.
User avatar #96 - mexicanfood (06/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This just proves everyone on this site is mostly still in high school.

Get into college where you have to provide argumentive essays persuading the professor your point is right and justifying it, there is no such thing as an intro sentence, its an intro paragraph outlining your main points that you are going to talk about throughout your entire essay. Professors make you cite and provide multiple sources to teach you vital research skills since in the real world you cant just copy and paste from sparknotes and use only wikipedia.

**** , actually try and get something out of writing an essay and you'll realize there's more to it than you think.
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#58 - Lintutu (06/18/2013) [-]
every written thing ever
every written thing ever
User avatar #55 - dremnus (06/18/2013) [-]
My essays were filled with sarcastic comments and offensive jokes that upset a lot of my teachers. "You shouldn't joke about that; midgets and orphans are people too."
User avatar #100 - doctordalek (06/18/2013) [-]
I especially liked "earlier date".
#97 - yusay ONLINE (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#89 - drewhamster (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hate to burst everyone's bubble, but in reality you are supposed to put the date that the paper was due not the date it is written.

I actually want people to read this because I think its just a little important so I put a picture
User avatar #81 - winsauceiswin (06/18/2013) [-]
very accurate indeed.
User avatar #4 - xXScrappyJrXx (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
at least it's in MLA format
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