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#7 - littlejumpingbean
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(06/17/2013) [-]
#5 - gizmotechie
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(06/17/2013) [-]
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#19 to #5 - slumberdonkey
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(06/18/2013) [-]
stop making spiders cute
#36 to #19 - gizmotechie
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(06/18/2013) [-]
never!
never!
#8 - martycamp
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(06/17/2013) [-]
One morning when I woke up, I threw my duvet back and got up to go get my school uniform, and when I came back I pulled it back. Underneath it was the biggest spider I've ever seen, and it must've been there while I was asleep.

tl;dr: I've slept with more spiders than women.
#1 - necroshiz **User deleted account**
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#2 to #1 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Relevant gif is relevant

This isn't
#14 - JklnHyd
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I have never crushed a spider in my house. If it's a big one, and/or starts crawling up my leg in the shower, I just move them out of my way.
#30 - tristanscharpman
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I have a ridiculous unexplainable fear of spiders. i just panic if one is in the same room as me. if they are in a glass container im fine, its just the thought of them touching me makes me panic for some reason.

once, i shot four .38 bullets into my bathroom wall at a wolf spider the size of a baseball. it pretty much exploded, being hit with two out of four bullets. i just kinda shoved some putty in the holes and painted over them.

i do not regret it.
#31 to #30 - huzibizi
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Same here dude. Lately I've just been trying to ignore my fears and let the spider crawl onto some paper then just chuck it out of the window. If it comes anywhere near my hand I'll probably panic, though.
#24 - thype
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(06/18/2013) [-]
#32 to #24 - lionti ONLINE
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(06/18/2013) [-]
After he wakes up
#35 to #32 - othagovna
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#12 - EventHorizon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
This actually saddens me...

For real though, don't kill spiders in your house. They catch and eat all the vermin and bugs which actually do carry diseases, eat through fabrics, and infest your house. Spider's are the absolute ****; they're the indoor equivalent of snakes which kill the gophers which destroy your yard and mice and possums which carry diseases.

TL;DR: Snakes + spiders = the ****
#9 - willysbilly ONLINE
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(06/18/2013) [-]
ISN"T IT FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE ADD LITTLE COMMENTS TO TUMBLR POSTS THAT REFERENCE SOMETHING FUNNY!!! ZOMG I THINK ITS SO FUNNY WHEN SOMETHING INTERESTING IS SAID AND PEOPLE TRY TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES BY SAYING SOMETHING POINTLESS AND REDUNDANT LIKE "EVERYONE IS ON DRUGS". LOL AUTOMATIC FUNNY, AMIRITE????????!!!!!?????      
   
jesus ******* christ
ISN"T IT FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE ADD LITTLE COMMENTS TO TUMBLR POSTS THAT REFERENCE SOMETHING FUNNY!!! ZOMG I THINK ITS SO FUNNY WHEN SOMETHING INTERESTING IS SAID AND PEOPLE TRY TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES BY SAYING SOMETHING POINTLESS AND REDUNDANT LIKE "EVERYONE IS ON DRUGS". LOL AUTOMATIC FUNNY, AMIRITE????????!!!!!?????

jesus ******* christ
#11 to #9 - DeathKnight
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Shut your ******* mouth and stop your bitching. This tumblr-hate bandwagon is so old that all of its wheels are broken. Stop trying to push it so damn hard.
#17 - monkeysniper ONLINE
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Hard to feel pity when you wake up and a jumping spider is like .5 inches away from your eyeball, and yes I may have screamed like bitch I admit that
#22 to #17 - insanefreak
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Woke up with a spider the size of my little sister's hands on my shoulder one day. I woke up from an itchy feeling and turned to face it. It was less than two inches away, and just stared at me.

I normally never kill spiders, but when that's the first thing I saw in the morning, I screamed like a bitch and whacked it into the wall.

That was too close spider bro. Remember the rule: no homo.

(bad joke is bad)