Growing Up. This is the transcript/ screenshot mashup of a clip from a television show. It shows a man justifying the watching of children on playgrounds. At th TV children Playground pedophilia rhetoric
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Growing Up. This is the transcript/ screenshot mashup of a clip from a television show. It shows a man justifying the watching of children on playgrounds. At th

This is the transcript/ screenshot mashup of a clip from a television show. It shows a man justifying the watching of children on playgrounds. At the end of his miniature speech, another man offers a suggestion to the first man as to what he should say when asked the question "which one is yours?" It is quite a humorous suggestion and highlights all that is wrong and perverted with the man's speech. This is also a great example of skilled rhetoric to dampen the value one's claim.

The only reason I want to hate kids; is so I can look at other
peoples‘ without being accused of being a pedophile.”
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#22 - bigmanfifty (06/17/2013) [-]
guy actually talks some real **** about growing up...

and also how every guy is assumed to be a pedo if he looks at children.

not a pedo btw
#135 to #22 - Rascal (06/18/2013) [-]
What the **** is going on with the comments
#60 to #22 - nigeltheoutlaw (06/18/2013) [-]
I take care of kids at a day camp over summer and I still get looked at like I'm a pedo even though I've worked there for five years. It's just the stigma of being a male near children.
User avatar #31 to #22 - tvfreakuk (06/17/2013) [-]
I like children in the same way that you might expect a woman to like children with "aw that's cute!" and I'm even at a stage in life where I do want kids someday (but I'm too young right now, and not in a stable job or anything to have children)
But I feel like if I look at children or whatever, I'll just be accused of being a pedo because I'm a man
#24 to #22 - mutzaki (06/17/2013) [-]
That's exactly what a pedo would have said.
User avatar #43 to #24 - xtwinblade ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
they would say "she asked, i couldnt resist"
#15 - redstain (06/17/2013) [-]
If anyone wants it.
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#36 to #20 - anbieter ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
#4 - hudis (06/17/2013) [-]
I love your descriptions, man. Here, have a seal of approval.
User avatar #33 - rieskimo (06/17/2013) [-]
If you're a 26 year old man, don't go the zoo alone.
I went with a ladyfriend and she took a break for the restroom.

There I was standing, surrounded by kids and their families. I just felt like I looked like a creeper. It was the longest 10 minutes of my life.
#46 to #33 - frogmum (06/17/2013) [-]
I know that. I went to the aquarium at mall of america by myself. It was pretty sweet though so **** it.
#126 to #33 - nnsfw (06/18/2013) [-]
i know that feel!
i once went to the pool and accidentally wound up in the kids section
best 6 hours of my life!
#41 to #33 - infinitereaper (06/17/2013) [-]
*****		 I love the zoo   
   
I'm too busy looking at all the majestic 			*******		 animals to give a 			****		 what anyone thinks
***** I love the zoo

I'm too busy looking at all the majestic ******* animals to give a **** what anyone thinks
#23 - caesium (06/17/2013) [-]
did he.. did he just use description and tags correctly?
did he.. did he just use description and tags correctly?
#55 to #23 - Rascal (06/17/2013) [-]
I was about to scroll up, I did one scroll action.. then I thought why the **** am I about to go check. But thanks for the info. Yes, this was time well spent as opposed to just scrolling up or not leaving a comment. I dunno what to type now. How are you?
#50 - skinless (06/17/2013) [-]
why are people using the description right now and not spamming the game or 			******
why are people using the description right now and not spamming the game or ******
#52 to #50 - Nigger (06/17/2013) [-]
Beats the hell outta me.
#54 to #52 - skinless (06/17/2013) [-]
your name....its beautiful
your name....its beautiful
User avatar #63 to #52 - raxmus (06/18/2013) [-]
I love you....
#16 - dgarcia (06/17/2013) [-]
MFW "before i wasn't allowed to be nature"
User avatar #1 - babs (06/17/2013) [-]
read it all in their voices. i even heard Jimmy Carr's laugh in the end. Jon is so cute though (:
User avatar #40 to #1 - Viggiator ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I know.. it's kind of creepy..
#136 to #1 - amonomous (06/18/2013) [-]
What the **** is going on with the comments
User avatar #18 to #1 - komandantmirkoo (06/17/2013) [-]
jimmy carr's laugh is unbelievable. haaaa-haaa
User avatar #28 to #18 - babs (06/17/2013) [-]
i always thought it sounds like some kind of bird. it's nice though, i like when people have a laugh that just makes you want to laugh more
#122 - zombiesexsymbol (06/18/2013) [-]
Oh God. The Underlines
Oh God. The Underlines
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User avatar #142 to #122 - plataeiou (06/18/2013) [-]
DAMN IT, SS!
User avatar #152 to #122 - sandninja ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
why is it that even the username is underlined?
#56 - sierramistfourteen (06/18/2013) [-]
This... this one right here
This... this one right here
#26 - bitchplzzz (06/17/2013) [-]
You know what I admire about these guys? Or anything like these shows? That they can talk about random **** and then suddenly make an indepth joke about it. I wouldn't be able to make a simple knock knock joke among my friends, let alone infront of an audience and all the viewers
#27 - crazyolitis (06/17/2013) [-]
Swings used to be the **** . Damnit, being unable to use them anymore without being judged sucks!
#143 to #27 - lesserdeity (06/18/2013) [-]
The day I graduated me and some friends went to the park an got on the swings. The shoe time I was thinking this will be the last time any of us get to do this again.
#39 to #27 - Rascal (06/17/2013) [-]
try being a girl with child-bearing hips.
Yeah, no more swings for me.
User avatar #38 to #27 - vatra (06/17/2013) [-]
Why the **** does their judgement matter? Swing if you want to swing.
#47 to #38 - thedeadlypajamas (06/17/2013) [-]
Aww yeah. We don't need no judgin'!
Aww yeah. We don't need no judgin'!
User avatar #61 to #27 - HeartOfTheDL (06/18/2013) [-]
Here are the steps you need to take:
1) Go to a park with swings.
2) ******* sit down on the swings and have fun.
4) Touch all the children (not optional).
User avatar #127 - kaitheguy (06/18/2013) [-]
>actual description
>correct usage of tags

urdoingitwrong
#97 - prontoon (06/18/2013) [-]
the light bulb made this 10x funnier
User avatar #9 - dreigamos ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Show is: 8 out of 10 cats

on a side note, ******* love Sean Lock and Jon Richardson
#69 to #9 - trigondarkthree (06/18/2013) [-]
Sorry, I should have mentioned the name of the show in the description.
#137 - unbentgodfather ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
Did i miss something? why is everyone underlining?
Did i miss something? why is everyone underlining?
User avatar #138 to #137 - aharris (06/18/2013) [-]
I've been wondering the same thing
User avatar #139 to #137 - sweetsolitude (06/18/2013) [-]
Every time I don't go on Funnyjunk for a few days, I come back to find that something interesting happened while I was gone. At least I got to see the beginning of the "meg" fiasco.
#106 - cocainecowboy (06/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#108 to #106 - mrdrpage (06/18/2013) [-]
I'm on board with the cocainecowboy.
I'm on board with the cocainecowboy.
#109 to #108 - cocainecowboy (06/18/2013) [-]
giddy up, partner.
#118 to #117 - cocainecowboy (06/18/2013) [-]
i can dig it
User avatar #37 - TheMindBrain (06/17/2013) [-]
That is one of the most accurate descriptions I have ever seen outside of **** .
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