Growing Up. This is the transcript/ screenshot mashup of a clip from a television show. It shows a man justifying the watching of children on playgrounds. At th
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Growing Up

This is the transcript/ screenshot mashup of a clip from a television show. It shows a man justifying the watching of children on playgrounds. At the end of his miniature speech, another man offers a suggestion to the first man as to what he should say when asked the question "which one is yours?" It is quite a humorous suggestion and highlights all that is wrong and perverted with the man's speech. This is also a great example of skilled rhetoric to dampen the value one's claim.

The only reason I want to hate kids; is so I can look at other
peoples‘ without being accused of being a pedophile.”
5_ you' re walking past a playground...”
before people" judged rue, and before I wasn' t allowed to be
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Submitted: 06/17/2013
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#15 - redstain (06/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If anyone wants it.
#22 - bigmanfifty (06/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
guy actually talks some real shit about growing up...

and also how every guy is assumed to be a pedo if he looks at children.

not a pedo btw
#23 - caesium (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
did he.. did he just use description and tags correctly?
did he.. did he just use description and tags correctly?
User avatar #1 - babs (06/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
read it all in their voices. i even heard Jimmy Carr's laugh in the end. Jon is so cute though (:
#7 - kapkap (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what show is this?
User avatar #8 to #7 - garin (06/17/2013) [-]
8 out of 10 cats. Youtube that mother fucker.
#4 - hudis (06/17/2013) [-]
I love your descriptions, man. Here, have a seal of approval.
User avatar #33 - rieskimo (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If you're a 26 year old man, don't go the zoo alone.
I went with a ladyfriend and she took a break for the restroom.

There I was standing, surrounded by kids and their families. I just felt like I looked like a creeper. It was the longest 10 minutes of my life.
#26 - bitchplzzz (06/17/2013) [-]
You know what I admire about these guys? Or anything like these shows? That they can talk about random shit and then suddenly make an indepth joke about it. I wouldn't be able to make a simple knock knock joke among my friends, let alone infront of an audience and all the viewers
#50 - skinless (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why are people using the description right now and not spamming the game or nigger
why are people using the description right now and not spamming the game or nigger
#52 to #50 - Nigger (06/17/2013) [-]
Beats the hell outta me.
#27 - crazyolitis (06/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Swings used to be the shit. Damnit, being unable to use them anymore without being judged sucks!
#16 - dgarcia (06/17/2013) [-]
MFW "before i wasn't allowed to be nature"
#122 - zombiesexsymbol (06/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oh God. The Underlines
Oh God. The Underlines
#56 - sierramistfourteen (06/18/2013) [-]
This... this one right here
This... this one right here
User avatar #9 - dreigamos ONLINE (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Show is: 8 out of 10 cats

on a side note, fucking love Sean Lock and Jon Richardson
#48 - bionicpanda (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #127 - kaitheguy (06/18/2013) [-]
>actual description
>correct usage of tags

urdoingitwrong
#97 - prontoon (06/18/2013) [-]
the light bulb made this 10x funnier
#89 - narutolas (06/18/2013) [-]
I usually dont know what to do when i get them home.   
<--- Babys' fw
I usually dont know what to do when i get them home.
<--- Babys' fw
User avatar #32 - Loppytaffy (06/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"A show"
You are an insult to British Panel Shows. They are comedy gold. You don't even know.
User avatar #5 - zerosonaku (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Which episode is this?
User avatar #6 to #5 - zerosonaku (06/17/2013) [-]
nvm. i found it. its episode 4 season 12
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