Would you?. lets hope the retry goes better than then this one went... woman/ already have. poll flexible Oral
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#265 - mharikai
Reply +98
(06/17/2013) [-]
woman/ already have.
#388 to #265 - anon
Reply 0
(06/17/2013) [-]
how??? like ima dude, and im not very flexible, and im not trying to brag or anything but mine is ALOT closer to my mouth than yours is to your mouth.
#415 to #388 - mharikai
Reply -3
(06/17/2013) [-]
well yeah YOURS EXTENDS OUT FROM YOUR BODY

#481 to #415 - roflsaucer
Reply +32
(06/17/2013) [-]
Well, yea.

That's kinda part of why he asked the question.
#662 to #481 - mharikai
Reply -7
(06/17/2013) [-]
yeah but he could have also been bragging about his size...if you know what i mean

of course you do
#1114 to #662 - ofc
Reply +25
(06/17/2013) [-]
You gon' answer the question or not?
#1790 to #1114 - mharikai
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
BY BENDING!
#555 to #415 - mattseven
Reply +2
(06/17/2013) [-]
...what is your trick?...
#659 to #555 - mharikai
Reply +2
(06/17/2013) [-]
flexibility. i stretch on a daily basis.
#664 to #659 - mattseven
Reply +12
(06/17/2013) [-]
My next google search : good flexibility stretchings.
#1836 to #664 - Zaxplab
Reply +4
(06/18/2013) [-]
"How to remove your rib cage"
#1677 to #265 - ohmymeow
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
69 likes nobody ******* touch it!
69 likes nobody ******* touch it!
#1747 to #265 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#1789 to #1747 - mharikai
Reply +2
(06/18/2013) [-]
someone ruined it by thumbing me
#1793 to #1789 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#2100 to #1793 - mharikai
Reply +1
(06/18/2013) [-]
it amuses me
#2102 to #2100 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#2103 to #2102 - mharikai
Reply +1
(06/18/2013) [-]
i knew it wasnt a bad thing. i meant it actually amuses me like

"heh....lookit dat lol"
#1810 to #265 - hoodyninja
Reply +1
(06/18/2013) [-]
you either have a long ass tongue or a saggy ass vajonga
#2101 to #1810 - mharikai
Reply +2
(06/18/2013) [-]
YEAH my vagina looks like roast beef slices and my tounge looks like gene simmons tongue
#2110 to #2101 - hoodyninja
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
I bet you're short too
#2113 to #2110 - mharikai
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
THAT WOULD MAKE IT HARDER DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF
#2114 to #2113 - hoodyninja
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
but then your mouth is closer so i just figured that it would be easier
#2116 to #2114 - mharikai
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
if youre shorter, your torso is shorter which makes it harder for your head to get even close to your genitals
#2119 to #2116 - hoodyninja
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
i see, thank you for enlightening me
#2122 to #2119 - mharikai
Reply +1
(06/20/2013) [-]
no problem friend
#1376 to #265 - darthtiberius
Reply +2
(06/18/2013) [-]
If I was a chick who could do that...
If I was a chick who could do that...
#948 to #265 - asmathiel
Reply +5
(06/17/2013) [-]
I want to...
#1170 to #948 - qtipd
Reply +11
(06/18/2013) [-]
i read that as "i want to rolex"
#2090 to #1170 - asmathiel
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I totally want to roll my ex
#1716 to #1170 - sasquatchmaniaman
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
Im still trying to figure out what it means.
#360 to #265 - nnsfw
Reply +36
(06/17/2013) [-]
pics!!
pics!!
#13 - thatnerdyguy
Reply +95
(06/17/2013) [-]
Male. I can, and I don't.
#1989 to #13 - ayumu
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#219 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(06/17/2013) [-]
You've been blessed with the power of giving yourself a blowjob? the ultimate form of masturbation other than a clone? AND YOU DON'T USE IT?!!!!!!!
#525 to #219 - tommythek
Reply +60
(06/17/2013) [-]
From what I've heard from a friend's drunken confession, it's more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. And no, we still haven't let him live that one down.
#821 to #525 - vaporous
Reply +26
(06/17/2013) [-]
I see nothing wrong there. It's like getting a chance to suck a dick but not be gay. I sure as hell would suck a dick if I was aloud to not be gay afterwards!
#1699 to #821 - cabbagemayhem
Reply +9
(06/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#909 to #525 - Sicsin
Reply +10
(06/17/2013) [-]
The strain gives you a ******* headache, too.
#843 to #525 - jtastic
Reply +2
(06/17/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up OP we all know you don't have friends... You actually did it to yourself
#1007 to #843 - tommythek
Reply +2
(06/17/2013) [-]
I had a feeling someone would say that, believe what you want.
#978 to #525 - anon
Reply 0
(06/17/2013) [-]
the more you know the more these nuts are in your mouth
#1112 to #219 - adobo
Reply +9
(06/17/2013) [-]
Nuff said
#1720 to #1112 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
With great power cums great responsibility.
#1715 to #219 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
Well when you think about it, you still have a cock in your mouth.
#1693 to #219 - halofire
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
I dont want to suck my dick
#1320 to #219 - xtwinblade
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
if i could i wouldnt. i dont want the taste of my own semen in my mouth, and i my dick is kept in my underwear which isnt always so clean, so i dont want that part of my skin in my mouth. But really, i think giving myself a blowjob would be a little too much gay for me as i could then say "i have sucked cock"
#1009 to #219 - idkwhattonamethis ONLINE
Reply -1
(06/17/2013) [-]
Do you really want a cock in your mouth
#681 to #219 - mutzaki
Reply -1
(06/17/2013) [-]
Having a clone jerk you off would be more like an incestuous handjob, since your clone would biologically be your identical twin.
#1102 to #219 - knowstoomuch
Reply -2
(06/17/2013) [-]
Dude. Dick is gross.
#498 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(06/17/2013) [-]
I need attention on the internet, let me just say I have a 15" cock. Clearly I don't have any friends in real life to tell, so I'll just imply it online.

#2088 to #498 - thatnerdyguy
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
Chill bro. I'm just flexible.
#914 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(06/17/2013) [-]
I use to be able to but its to weird and disgusting so yeah..
#1052 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(06/17/2013) [-]
Other anon has a point
#1564 to #13 - zanepunch ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
I can I do...... but not often it is hard to breathe and kind of hurts feels good though...
#1794 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
THIS IS BLASPHEMY
#1814 to #13 - xender
Reply +1
(06/18/2013) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TALK TO ME? TALK TO ME!!
#2089 to #1814 - thatnerdyguy
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
Time difference. +16 hours from you.
Also, I've been kind of busy, so I only get 1 or maybe 2 FJ checks a day.
What's up?
#2133 to #2089 - xender
Reply +1
(06/24/2013) [-]
When are you getting back? I have so much to tell you.
#2134 to #2133 - thatnerdyguy
Reply +1
(06/25/2013) [-]
We leave Hiroshima on Saturday, but I'm spending a week in Tokyo on my own afterwords.
I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO D&D AND LOL WITH YOU GUYS, LIKE SERIOUSLY THAT'S ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS I MISSED ABOUT HOME.
#2135 to #2134 - xender
Reply +1
(06/25/2013) [-]
I know! I need someone to carry because everyone else is getting good!
#2136 to #2135 - thatnerdyguy
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
A WEEK AND A HALF. THEN WE'LL SPEND LIKE A WHOLE WEEK JUST DOING STUPID **** AND PLAYING VIDYA GAMS OK? <3
#627 to #13 - kingpongthedon
Reply +2
(06/17/2013) [-]
How would you know if you hadn't tried?
#873 to #13 - ingersoll
Reply +5
(06/17/2013) [-]
If you can, you must've done it before.. Which means you do.
#551 to #13 - mattseven
Reply +15
(06/17/2013) [-]
Why not? It's not gay if it's your dick. Does it feel gay to lick your friend's finger? Yes. Does it feel gay to lick your own? Not really.

Suck it, fagget.
#2055 to #551 - swagbot
Reply +2
(06/18/2013) [-]
I don't use my index finger to get girls pregnant.
#2107 to #2055 - mattseven
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
There must be something wrong with you, because I do.
#1834 to #551 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
It legitimately doesn't feel that good.
#412 - nicolascagelover
Reply +93
(06/17/2013) [-]
Haha, no? What the hell!   
   
   
male, yes
Haha, no? What the hell!


male, yes
#435 - notnamedadrian ONLINE
Reply +86
(06/17/2013) [-]
chinese and no
#1711 to #435 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
I KNEW the Chinese had their own gender
#1967 to #435 - kaitheguy
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
#253 - Furubatsu
Reply +67
(06/17/2013) [-]
Female and Yes
Female and Yes
#735 - serotonin
Reply +62
(06/17/2013) [-]
MFW checking comment section
MFW checking comment section
#743 to #735 - spacedunk
Reply 0
(06/17/2013) [-]
Isn't it wierd that you find a part of yourself gross but you probably want people of the opposite sex not to find it as gross as you do?

What other part of yourself do you find gross but want other people not to?
#2126 to #743 - anon
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
Anus
#548 - thenewnuggubler
Reply +59
(06/17/2013) [-]
Male
Male
#403 - ishallsmiteyou
Reply +49
(06/17/2013) [-]
male, **** no.
#2087 to #403 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
why not?
#2104 to #2087 - ishallsmiteyou
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
Not exactly clean down there
#2105 to #2104 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
how do you think girls feel then?
#2106 to #2105 - ishallsmiteyou
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
iunno, I'm no chick
#105 - tradith **User deleted account**
Reply +38
(06/17/2013) [-]
Male, yiss
Male, yiss
#1626 to #105 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
Very nice! ;D
#12 - Lepain
Reply +30
(06/17/2013) [-]
Male
Male