Durex win Father's Day.. This is why I love Durex.. To all those who use nut ' products: Happy Father's Day. Funny how Durex made that poster. One evening I decided to bring 2 condoms with me: one was a regular durex, the other was a 'microthin' Kimono. Needless to say durex fathers day Funny Advertisin
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#28 - greyswordsman (06/17/2013) [-]
i feel really ******* stupid.

it took me a full-on minute to realize it.
i'm gonna go get Burger King.
#39 to #28 - trash (06/17/2013) [-]
Have fun.
User avatar #37 to #28 - iloverapingmen (06/17/2013) [-]
YEAH GET YOUR BRAIN FOOD

***************
#10 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
Used durex once... It broke
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#14 to #13 - Deanoss (06/17/2013) [-]
clearly not putting them on properly or your ******* bitches with dry pussys
User avatar #59 to #14 - gladiuss (06/17/2013) [-]
Used ta be condom packages had instructions that included suggesting a lubricant. I dunno about now. haven't needed condoms for quite a long time now.
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User avatar #19 to #16 - balloketchup (06/17/2013) [-]
If your FJ profile picture is you, I highly doubt you were having sex with anything human. Yes, condoms tend to break if you stick them in fruit or a plastic doll.
User avatar #25 to #19 - fezdispenser (06/17/2013) [-]
Yes, I definitely sex the women
#31 to #19 - devilmay (06/17/2013) [-]
You kind sir, made my day
You kind sir, made my day
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#22 to #21 - teenytinyspider (06/17/2013) [-]
Everyone on FJ is a virgin. Goes right up there with no girls on the internet.

[small]before you get all butthurt, it's a joke.[/small]
#33 to #22 - teenytinyspider (06/17/2013) [-]
Why did I get thumbed down for this? It was a joke, people.
User avatar #68 to #33 - qwarthos (06/18/2013) [-]
It's because your failed the html
or at least that's why I thumbed down
#69 to #68 - teenytinyspider (06/18/2013) [-]
Makes sense. I keep forgetting that there's no / to end it
User avatar #70 to #69 - qwarthos (06/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, just have the click the button and it adds it automatically. also how sad is it that I wrote your instead of you?
User avatar #20 to #16 - curtkobain (06/17/2013) [-]
it's ok I lie about some things too
#18 to #10 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
happened to me also
#23 to #10 - hakuna (06/17/2013) [-]
>Implying
#11 to #10 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
Happy Father's Day!
#27 - gmarrox (06/17/2013) [-]
Durex is actually terrible
Durex is actually terrible
#17 - euthyphro (06/17/2013) [-]
Funny how Durex made that poster. One evening I decided to bring 2 condoms with me: one was a regular durex, the other was a 'microthin' Kimono.

Needless to say, the durex broke while the thinner Kimono was able to continue onward like the little engine who could.


Buy kimonos, they're unreal condoms.
User avatar #40 to #17 - entarasu ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
you bought the wrong size u horse power dick
(this was a joke if i hurt your feelings **** you)
User avatar #46 to #40 - electrickwalrus (06/17/2013) [-]
thanks for the complement ya dumby
User avatar #72 to #46 - entarasu ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
dumby thats kind of a girl talk and why the **** i have red thumbs my god idiots
User avatar #36 to #17 - ddemiddon (06/17/2013) [-]
When would we ever use condoms?
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User avatar #50 to #1 - arstya (06/17/2013) [-]
Idk about Durex, but Trojan is terrible. It ruined my very first sexual encounter. Made me unable to keep it up.
User avatar #61 to #1 - captainwow (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeaah Trojan is constrictive, but I can't feel a thing wearing Durex.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - sirfisticuffs (06/17/2013) [-]
>a joke
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User avatar #55 to #1 - iggyblanco (06/17/2013) [-]
Guys with women on birth control master race.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sketchE (06/17/2013) [-]
my friend has had three durex breaks
#35 to #2 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
Maybe your ass was too dry and tight
#57 to #35 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
damn
#12 - Crimeater (06/17/2013) [-]
"To all those who use
nut ' products:"
#64 - josieabby (06/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#52 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm a lesbian... took me a second to remember what durex was.
#51 - joochy (06/17/2013) [-]
run over it after the show
#60 to #51 - silverhellion (06/17/2013) [-]
friggin' love that song.
friggin' love that song.
User avatar #30 - yulster (06/17/2013) [-]
Put your womens on the pill and creampie them daily
#58 to #30 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
I think you can also be on the pill... but I might be wrong also
User avatar #66 to #58 - yulster (06/17/2013) [-]
I am a woman.. so.. yeah..
User avatar #29 - CaptainWaffles (06/17/2013) [-]
I used trojan and knocked up my ex, so yes, happy father's day to me.
#63 to #29 - nighkey (06/17/2013) [-]
Maybe it wasn't yours.

There was a man who got a vasectomy and was "shooting blanks." His girlfriend of 3 months turns up pregnant and wanted marriage (food card) or child support. He decided to get legal documentation of his infertility and not show it to her for a few days, let her get more emotional and demanding not knowing he couldn't have kids, then BAM. He pulls out the document and hands it to her. HFW
User avatar #71 to #63 - CaptainWaffles (06/18/2013) [-]
Naw, it is mine. She isn't a ho. Super clingy, but not a ho.
User avatar #53 - subaqueousreach ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I've had condoms of every brand break on me at least once, but Durex has done it the least.
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#48 - fukyeahraptorr (06/17/2013) [-]
marketing done right
marketing done right
#43 - RitchieBlackmore (06/17/2013) [-]
Durex makes ****** condoms.

>Trojan ftw
User avatar #47 to #43 - fosforgasxiii (06/17/2013) [-]
Trojan isn't really a good name for a condom.
User avatar #54 to #47 - dolantehduk (06/17/2013) [-]
Now Spartan, on the other hand is awesome.
#62 to #54 - silverhellion (06/17/2013) [-]
i think you just won. if that isn't already a thing, make it one and get rich.
User avatar #67 to #62 - doyouevenupload (06/17/2013) [-]
***** charms
#32 - crimsondarkness **User deleted account** (06/17/2013) [-]
Mirena not only brings my preg probability to less than 1%, but it punched my period in the face and told it to go home and never come back.   
   
Now I'm a randomly psycho-horny bitch for a week, but without the "bloodshed".   
   
pic related, me when i learned i wouldnt need to buy tampons/pads anymore.   
   
get the mirena from a good doctor you trust, though
Mirena not only brings my preg probability to less than 1%, but it punched my period in the face and told it to go home and never come back.

Now I'm a randomly psycho-horny bitch for a week, but without the "bloodshed".

pic related, me when i learned i wouldnt need to buy tampons/pads anymore.

get the mirena from a good doctor you trust, though
#56 - xxcxpxx (06/17/2013) [-]
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #4767930 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** happy not  a father's day
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #4767930 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** happy not a father's day
#34 - defeats (06/17/2013) [-]
The comments below are funny for this one, just so you guys all know!   
   
I've only ever had one problem with condoms and that's because the condom wasn't the right size. My girlfriend only had medium sized, (all girls only have medium sized for some reason) despite telling my how small my penis is (and how big their exes were) when I broke up with her.   
   
Anyway, this was pretty much MFW I asked her "Why (if your exes penis was so big) do you only have medium sized condoms laying around?" before (st)rollin' away.
The comments below are funny for this one, just so you guys all know!

I've only ever had one problem with condoms and that's because the condom wasn't the right size. My girlfriend only had medium sized, (all girls only have medium sized for some reason) despite telling my how small my penis is (and how big their exes were) when I broke up with her.

Anyway, this was pretty much MFW I asked her "Why (if your exes penis was so big) do you only have medium sized condoms laying around?" before (st)rollin' away.
#41 to #34 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
How did you manage to walk away thinking you'd won when "huge" in comparison to you was a medium?
User avatar #42 to #41 - defeats (06/17/2013) [-]
No, the medium condom she had me wear was too small and it split.
#44 to #42 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
Important information, defeats.
#45 to #44 - defeats (06/17/2013) [-]
I honestly didn't think people would take it the other way
I honestly didn't think people would take it the other way
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