Best Aunt in The World. . I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says, Yourre Ewing to end up a lesbian
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Best Aunt in The World

I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says,
Yourre Ewing to end up a lesbian." Thanks Aunt L. Lave you tern. PML
i? I agree, your life sucks (I 50381 - Inou deserved it 1221
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#10 - montanus (06/17/2013) [-]
"I made sure he was dead"

-A farewell to arms, Ernest Hemingway
#14 to #10 - gentlemanotaku (06/17/2013) [-]
ha!
ha!
#21 to #10 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
Pretty clever, dude
#33 - slowpokerfast (06/17/2013) [-]
Everyone is saying how they love short hair girls. I can't be the only guy here who prefers longer haired girls, can I?
Everyone is saying how they love short hair girls. I can't be the only guy here who prefers longer haired girls, can I?

User avatar #34 to #33 - azumeow (06/17/2013) [-]
I don't mind either way, but a girl with really long hair (like halfway down her back) is a....particular fetish for me.
#35 to #33 - AreyouSerious (06/17/2013) [-]
Short hair looks are nice but I like long hair more.   
   
as long as it isn't nappy.
Short hair looks are nice but I like long hair more.

as long as it isn't nappy.

User avatar #39 to #33 - bubbleisacat (06/17/2013) [-]
Long hair is sexeyest
User avatar #9 - sketchE (06/17/2013) [-]
i like short haired girls
User avatar #13 to #9 - redtooth (06/17/2013) [-]
me too man, I find it hot as hell
User avatar #19 to #9 - natanhiel (06/17/2013) [-]
Best girls.
User avatar #22 to #9 - uzerc (06/17/2013) [-]
maybe you're a lesbian
#7 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
A super sand lesbian.
#32 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
Please tell me I'm not the only one that rages a little bit at these posts.

"My grandma called me a lesbian, damn my like ******* sucks, I should just go kill myself."

That is exactly how I read every one of these posts.
#36 to #32 - mrawwyeah (06/17/2013) [-]
i think the point is that she told her grandma about her blue belt and all she had to say was that she was going to be a lesbian.
#44 to #36 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
Still, that's no reason to say " **** my life." It's just stupid.
User avatar #2 - mexicandudeinsd (06/17/2013) [-]
im two belts away from a black belt
#37 to #2 - dragonmark (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm one belt away from black belt.


For 5 years straight.
User avatar #56 to #37 - mexicandudeinsd (06/17/2013) [-]
hahahaha i also have that kind of situation i left karate to take a break and i never went back because of many different reasons that kept accumulating
#6 to #2 - Tommovdv (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm two months away from my second degree black belt
User avatar #31 to #6 - cormy (06/17/2013) [-]
I still have a year and a bit, do you take karate?
What do you have to know for your 2nd degree? I need to know my 13 strikes of bo staff, tiger bo, second taki and up to 17th technique.
#52 to #31 - Tommovdv (06/17/2013) [-]
Wado Ryu Karate. I have to know 10 Kata's, and I need to be able to explain every move in three of them. I need to react to 3 different bo strikes, 3 different tanto strikes, 3 different kicks and three different punches. I need to know a total of 5 kihon kumite's, 8 ohnyo kumite's and 12 sanbon kumite's. And then I still need to know all the basic moves and combination moves. So basically everything I've learned up until now.
User avatar #54 to #52 - cormy (06/17/2013) [-]
Second Taki would be my 12th Kata, What's Kihon Kumite, Ohnyo Kumito and Sanbon Kumite?
I take Shorin Ryu Karate, we don't work with Tanto as far as I know....
#55 to #54 - Tommovdv (06/17/2013) [-]
Kihon, ohnyo and sanbon kumite's are basically 3 step attack patterns if you will. Very traditional and choreographed. One attacker and one defender. You have to attack in a specific way and defend in a specific way. The difference between the three is just style and complexity.
#24 to #6 - dreaddune (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm 5 days from getting green belt
#53 to #24 - Tommovdv (06/17/2013) [-]
For me, from the green belt onward it started to get really cool. It only got better and better.
User avatar #5 to #2 - theblondefetus (06/17/2013) [-]
that's nice
#11 to #2 - hsm (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm ten days away from playing DEADPOOL
#23 - kualeifarne (06/17/2013) [-]
I really hope she ends up one
User avatar #30 to #23 - cormy (06/17/2013) [-]
Damn those rectangular underwear, damn them to hell.
#40 to #23 - saladtongsofdeath (06/17/2013) [-]
why? so you have less of a chance of sleeping with her?.... i would have said i really hope she turns out bisexual
User avatar #41 to #40 - kualeifarne (06/17/2013) [-]
I'd have a greater chance of sleeping with her if she was a lesbian
#43 to #41 - saladtongsofdeath (06/17/2013) [-]
refer to rule number 16
User avatar #45 to #43 - kualeifarne (06/17/2013) [-]
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure

What..?
#46 to #45 - saladtongsofdeath (06/17/2013) [-]
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
User avatar #47 to #46 - kualeifarne (06/17/2013) [-]
That's rule 37
#49 to #47 - saladtongsofdeath (06/17/2013) [-]
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo..... where are you getting your source my good sir?
User avatar #50 to #49 - kualeifarne (06/17/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

I wrote the wrong number, it's 30
#51 to #50 - saladtongsofdeath (06/17/2013) [-]
ok mister, i believe different sites mix up different rules... but none the less, the rules still apply
User avatar #48 to #47 - kualeifarne (06/17/2013) [-]
30*
User avatar #26 - thelostsheperd (06/17/2013) [-]
shabbarbie
#25 - harryblazer (06/17/2013) [-]
I always found gilrs with shorter hair sexier. especially androgirls
User avatar #29 to #25 - jarmakla (06/17/2013) [-]
**** yeah
#42 to #25 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
Amen!
User avatar #38 to #20 - immpossibru (06/17/2013) [-]
Are you a boy or a girl?
#18 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
do you have a boyfriend? no?

grandma: 1
Lesbian : 0
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