Xbox one greentext. Not mine, found off 4chan Don't look at tags. awake up feeling sick after a late night sf playing vidya to play same halo ERIE xbox on" Plea
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Xbox one greentext

Not mine, found off 4chan
Don't look at tags

Tags: now | You | fucked | up
awake up feeling sick after a late night sf playing vidya
to play same halo ERIE
xbox on"
Please ysu are "" by saying """ Oew"" it right!"
Oew"" it right"
ERIC) RI. Please drink a verification can"
breach into my ""' Mountain Oew"" Halo ERIE” War Chest
eonly a few cans left. needed to verify 14 times last night
sstill feeling sick from the 14
gforce it down and grumble out "mamm that really hit the spot"
rapes does nothing
M attempt to smile
Connecting to verification server"
Verification completel"
fiinally
west up halo ERIE
ofending multiplayer match,
ERIC) RI. User attempting to steal online gameplay."
mmy motherless walked in the rnsm
Adding another user's ysub pass. this will be charged to ysub credit card. Os ysu accept?"
entering melt state!"
Hts unlock drink verification can"
Mast can
WARNIN& OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS. an order has been shipped and charged to ysub credit card"
idrink havethe can. sh god going to be sick
last half out the window
PIRACY . PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
tthe mountain dew ad plays
M have to dance for it
Wheeling SC) sick
mmakes me sing along
bdancing and singing
mountain dew is for me and you"
up my self
up my ti: and entertainment system
brohter shorts
ERROR NO CONNECTION! HOOK SHUTTING OFF"
PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
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Submitted: 06/16/2013
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#11 - tuned (06/17/2013) [-]
>makes me sing   
>"mountain dew is for me and you"
>makes me sing
>"mountain dew is for me and you"
#14 - rshanebarnes (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
An Xbox One joke actually worth while
#1 - socalpunk ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw I looked at the tags
#9 - nativninja ONLINE (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I lagughed. I just wanted an excuse to use this
#19 - letmetellyouastory (06/17/2013) [-]
>I have to dance for it
>I have to dance for it
#12 - eiramart ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
MFW the desc
MFW the desc
#2 - anon (06/16/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Is anyone else reading the Xbox's voice as a Dalek?
User avatar #33 - creepingquincy (06/17/2013) [-]
ok these are the only anti-xbox one jokes I find enjoyable
#4 - sirfisticuffs (06/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Tis thou move, Microsoft.
User avatar #27 - potrsr (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
whats with mt dew and xbox1? i dont get the refferenc
#28 to #27 - hvacian (06/17/2013) [-]
Mountain dew/Doritos often do promos with microsoft. Like the halo codes in the botlecaps?
User avatar #22 - darksideofthebeast (06/17/2013) [-]
Welcome to the future!
User avatar #50 - namnori (06/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Do Microsoft own Mountain Dew and Doritos? I've been seeing this a lot
#51 to #50 - deadpeople (06/17/2013) [-]
I think they're trying to say Mountain Dew and Doritos is the stereotypical thing gamers eat/drink.
User avatar #56 - thelostsheperd (06/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
shabbarbie
User avatar #45 - EventHorizon (06/17/2013) [-]
I gotta say all 5,392 of these stories have been so funny.
#42 - newtoast (06/17/2013) [-]
It's the socialism of consoles, might as well be called Xbarox Onebama
#41 - anon (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Gonna leave this here pastebin.com/uCmdh9jB

Not saying I support what Microsoft is trying to do, they're trying to change things to soon. Maybe if they tried all this on the next gen consoles (after Xbox One) then it could work. Plus the Steam model works because it made PC gaming infinitely easier and more accessible - Microsoft trying to integrate a Steam type network into there console isn't need yet as not everyone has some sort of fibre optic connection to download games (admittedly at a cheaper price) so ordering games online or just buying them in store how console gaming should stay for now.

TL;DR Microsoft are trying to make console gaming more like PC gaming but too soon. Follow link for me info.
#49 to #41 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
As a fellow Korean superior I personally do approve with the direction MS is attempting to take console gaming to an extent. But they should not be cutting out physical copies of games or requiring internet check ups.

Instead they should, I don't know, use serial keys like many PC games much more. Connect each purchase to an email account to cover customer error

(I lost my box/slip/etc, Ill look it up in my email!)

Along with giving the option to use the always online features for those who desire it and physical game copies for those who don't want to use it.

TLDR: The Game
User avatar #21 - doodogger (06/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm not liking the xbox one, but how bad do you guys actually think it will be?
#46 to #23 - verby (06/17/2013) [-]
I kinda miss having hard copies of games. I bought a bundle with all 17 Comand and Conquer games and the new game at the store and the box said that I would download them when I got home. And then when I got home I found out that it wasn't direct download but with Origin. It was awful.
We really need more direct downloads instead of using multiple download clients that don't always have all of each other's games
User avatar #65 - arancium (06/17/2013) [-]
And all of you jackasses will buy it anyway
User avatar #54 - bushingenna (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I honestly don't give a **** either way because I'm heading off to college and god knows if we play video games its mother ******* gamecube games
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