Xbox one greentext. Not mine, found off 4chan Don't look at tags. awake up feeling sick after a late night sf playing vidya to play same halo ERIE xbox on" Plea now You fucked up
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Xbox one greentext

Xbox one greentext. Not mine, found off 4chan Don't look at tags. awake up feeling sick after a late night sf playing vidya to play same halo ERIE xbox on" Plea

Not mine, found off 4chan
Don't look at tags

Tags: now | You | fucked | up
awake up feeling sick after a late night sf playing vidya
to play same halo ERIE
xbox on"
Please ysu are "" by saying """ Oew"" it right!"
Oew"" it right"
ERIC) RI. Please drink a verification can"
breach into my ""' Mountain Oew"" Halo ERIE” War Chest
eonly a few cans left. needed to verify 14 times last night
sstill feeling sick from the 14
gforce it down and grumble out "mamm that really hit the spot"
rapes does nothing
M attempt to smile
Connecting to verification server"
Verification completel"
fiinally
west up halo ERIE
ofending multiplayer match,
ERIC) RI. User attempting to steal online gameplay."
mmy motherless walked in the rnsm
Adding another user's ysub pass. this will be charged to ysub credit card. Os ysu accept?"
entering melt state!"
Hts unlock drink verification can"
Mast can
WARNIN& OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS. an order has been shipped and charged to ysub credit card"
idrink havethe can. sh god going to be sick
last half out the window
PIRACY . PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
tthe mountain dew ad plays
M have to dance for it
Wheeling SC) sick
mmakes me sing along
bdancing and singing
mountain dew is for me and you"
up my self
up my ti: and entertainment system
brohter shorts
ERROR NO CONNECTION! HOOK SHUTTING OFF"
PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
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#11 - tuned ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
>makes me sing   
>"mountain dew is for me and you"
>makes me sing
>"mountain dew is for me and you"
#1 - socalpunk ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
mfw I looked at the tags
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#19 - letmetellyouastory (06/17/2013) [-]
>I have to dance for it
>I have to dance for it
#14 - rshanebarnes (06/17/2013) [-]
An Xbox One joke actually worth while
#29 to #14 - jokervsbatsy (06/17/2013) [-]
I know. All jokes about the Xbox One exept the 4chan's ones suck
#9 - nativninja (06/17/2013) [-]
I lagughed. I just wanted an excuse to use this
#40 to #9 - slashendrix (06/17/2013) [-]
I haven't lagughed that hard in a while.
User avatar #33 - creepingquincy (06/17/2013) [-]
ok these are the only anti-xbox one jokes I find enjoyable
#12 - eiramart (06/17/2013) [-]
MFW the desc
MFW the desc
User avatar #22 - darksideofthebeast (06/17/2013) [-]
Welcome to the future!
#2 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Is anyone else reading the Xbox's voice as a Dalek?
#32 to #2 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
no u fag
User avatar #38 to #2 - neznanc **User deleted account** (06/17/2013) [-]
nope. i was reading it in microsoft sam's
#5 to #2 - stiches (06/17/2013) [-]
well i wasnt but now
#15 to #2 - Sicsin (06/17/2013) [-]
It was Legion for me.
#6 to #2 - vrox (06/17/2013) [-]
I actually read it more like the voice in the beginning of Portal 2.
#10 to #6 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
mine was glados you anus
User avatar #74 to #10 - chaseffs (06/20/2013) [-]
Mine was as Bill Cosby,
You filthy casual.
User avatar #18 to #2 - Sethorein (06/17/2013) [-]
GlaDos
User avatar #3 to #2 - misfitsftw (06/16/2013) [-]
no, cheesoid
#30 to #3 - nimba (06/17/2013) [-]
YES!
#8 to #2 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
>Not reading it as Hal9000

You ******* casual.
User avatar #56 - thelostsheperd (06/17/2013) [-]
shabbarbie
User avatar #57 to #56 - thelostsheperd (06/17/2013) [-]
shabbarbie
User avatar #58 to #57 - thelostsheperd (06/17/2013) [-]
shabbarbie
User avatar #59 to #58 - thelostsheperd (06/17/2013) [-]
shabbarbie
User avatar #60 to #59 - smokingman (06/17/2013) [-]
shabbarbie?
User avatar #61 to #60 - thelostsheperd (06/17/2013) [-]
shabbarbie
User avatar #66 to #61 - atomicoption (06/17/2013) [-]
shabbarbie
User avatar #67 to #66 - thelostsheperd (06/17/2013) [-]
shabbarbie
#4 - sirfisticuffs (06/16/2013) [-]
Tis thou move, Microsoft.
User avatar #16 to #4 - darkshadoww (06/17/2013) [-]
omg a whole 3 cents. i can do so much with that.
User avatar #20 to #16 - grimsho (06/17/2013) [-]
but if you buy 33 playstations you'll save 99 cents and if you live in Canada we just round to the nearest .05, so you'd save an entire dollar. JUST THINK OF ALL THE SMART SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!
#26 to #4 - jellymadofficer (06/17/2013) [-]
thine*
thine*
#37 to #26 - azinfoo (06/17/2013) [-]
Thy*

Thine is only used when preceding a word beginning with a vowel.
#75 to #37 - jellymadofficer (06/22/2013) [-]
I stand corrected.
User avatar #50 - namnori (06/17/2013) [-]
Do Microsoft own Mountain Dew and Doritos? I've been seeing this a lot
#72 to #50 - hvacian (06/17/2013) [-]
Mountain dew/Doritos often do promos with microsoft. Like the halo codes in the botlecaps?
#51 to #50 - deadpeople (06/17/2013) [-]
I think they're trying to say Mountain Dew and Doritos is the stereotypical thing gamers eat/drink.
User avatar #52 to #51 - namnori (06/17/2013) [-]
Ohh... I hate Montain Dew
#53 to #52 - deadpeople (06/17/2013) [-]
I like it, but I don't really have a favorite.
User avatar #55 to #51 - kommandantvideo (06/17/2013) [-]
I hate doritos AND mountain dew... what the **** .
#63 to #55 - tkuja (06/17/2013) [-]
even these?
User avatar #64 to #63 - kommandantvideo (06/17/2013) [-]
Never had that kind, at least I don't recall having it
User avatar #68 to #64 - tkuja (06/17/2013) [-]
the only good flavour
User avatar #27 - potrsr (06/17/2013) [-]
whats with mt dew and xbox1? i dont get the refferenc
#28 to #27 - hvacian (06/17/2013) [-]
Mountain dew/Doritos often do promos with microsoft. Like the halo codes in the botlecaps?
User avatar #35 to #28 - scepticalduck (06/17/2013) [-]
Thanks, had the same problem ^^
User avatar #45 - EventHorizon (06/17/2013) [-]
I gotta say all 5,392 of these stories have been so funny.
#42 - newtoast (06/17/2013) [-]
It's the socialism of consoles, might as well be called Xbarox Onebama
#24 - doyoulikeapizza (06/17/2013) [-]
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#41 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
Gonna leave this here pastebin.com/uCmdh9jB

Not saying I support what Microsoft is trying to do, they're trying to change things to soon. Maybe if they tried all this on the next gen consoles (after Xbox One) then it could work. Plus the Steam model works because it made PC gaming infinitely easier and more accessible - Microsoft trying to integrate a Steam type network into there console isn't need yet as not everyone has some sort of fibre optic connection to download games (admittedly at a cheaper price) so ordering games online or just buying them in store how console gaming should stay for now.

TL;DR Microsoft are trying to make console gaming more like PC gaming but too soon. Follow link for me info.
#43 to #41 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
*is how

*more

Sorry.
User avatar #62 to #41 - smokingman (06/17/2013) [-]
What they are trying to do is reinventing PC gaming.
Steam already exists, there is no need to reinvent it.
Consoles are carefree, casual platforms, not computers.
#49 to #41 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
As a fellow Korean superior I personally do approve with the direction MS is attempting to take console gaming to an extent. But they should not be cutting out physical copies of games or requiring internet check ups.

Instead they should, I don't know, use serial keys like many PC games much more. Connect each purchase to an email account to cover customer error

(I lost my box/slip/etc, Ill look it up in my email!)

Along with giving the option to use the always online features for those who desire it and physical game copies for those who don't want to use it.

TLDR: The Game
User avatar #17 - bandoslootshare ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
scary.. because it can be true
User avatar #65 - arancium (06/17/2013) [-]
And all of you jackasses will buy it anyway
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