Try it. I don't know why this is so funny.. "Cross swords with me brother Orrin," I said -King of Thorns by Mark Lawrence Oh well...
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I don't know why this is so funny

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#186 - sanctussvindex (06/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Cross swords with me brother Orrin," I said   
   
-King of Thorns by Mark Lawrence   
   
Oh well...
"Cross swords with me brother Orrin," I said

-King of Thorns by Mark Lawrence

Oh well...
User avatar #31 - acornarmor (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Spit it out right now!"

From To Kill A Mockingbird
User avatar #244 - Whetstone (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Somehow, it managed to be a bible. The first sentence is Genesis 39: 14-15: "She began screaming; and when the other men around the place came running to see what happened, she was crying hysterically."
#243 - bommeraang (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I'm coming," I said to Will, jerking my arm free from Fish's tight grip.
User avatar #297 - Crusader (06/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"Who are you people?" he asked "What are you doing here?"

- Eoin Colfer's "The Supernaturalist"
#412 - pointblankrange (06/17/2013) [-]
[Page 45 of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer] Tom said: "Oh, please, Auntie, don't pull it out, it don't hurt anymore. I wish I may never stir if it does. Please don't Auntie..."

Alrighty then...
#211 - katinka (06/17/2013) [-]
' You'd have to take two more.'
#333 - waffies (06/17/2013) [-]
When they had finished, Dove massaged her temples, "It's so much bigger than I had imagined"   
-Tricksters Queen by Tamora Pierce
When they had finished, Dove massaged her temples, "It's so much bigger than I had imagined"
-Tricksters Queen by Tamora Pierce
User avatar #609 - zhao (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Dolphins are mammals just like humans."
User avatar #149 - thefasrdog (06/17/2013) [-]
"They lay there in the dark room not moving,lying there"

Curse you Ray Bradbury!
#495 - Wumbologist (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"You will remember that the number "eight" is represented in stories by an octopus."
"You will remember that the number "eight" is represented in stories by an octopus."
User avatar #322 - yeden (06/17/2013) [-]
Kelly shrugged and replied, "Sure."
#80 - pridefulmatthew (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"It was indeed a much wider land from the ford to the mountains than ever you would have guessed."

~The Hobbit

....isn't that lovely?
#563 - luiselvergas (06/17/2013) [-]
"Sergeant Burnell's jaw was set, and his eyes bored straight through me"
-LRRPs in the 101st airborne

ooossshhhieeettt *****
#58 - PVTDickStryker (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"With his books held open by a stone, and with a piece of chalk gripped between the knuckles of his trotter, he would move rapidly to and fro, drawing in line after line and uttering little whimpers of excitement."   
 -George Orwell - Animal Farm.   
   
on an unrelated note....
"With his books held open by a stone, and with a piece of chalk gripped between the knuckles of his trotter, he would move rapidly to and fro, drawing in line after line and uttering little whimpers of excitement."
-George Orwell - Animal Farm.

on an unrelated note....
User avatar #404 - handlewithcare (06/17/2013) [-]
"I was nine. My mom and my dad both cried the whole day, that Tuesday."
User avatar #308 - dunkleosteus (06/17/2013) [-]
"Absolutely pointless, seeing as your mother's charm does that already."
User avatar #1090 - digi (06/17/2013) [-]
"Did anyone else see what happened?"
#581 - leninade (06/17/2013) [-]
"Her absence had felt like torture -- almost a form of personal punishment." The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

The **** , man.
#289 - superafromanxd ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
"The man in his terror consented to everything" - from a book of Grimm's complete Fairy Tales
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