Try it. I don't know why this is so funny.. "Cross swords with me brother Orrin," I said -King of Thorns by Mark Lawrence Oh well... Try it I don't know why this is so funny "Cross swords with me brother Orrin " said -King of Thorns by Mark Lawrence Oh well
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#186 - sanctussvindex
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(06/17/2013) [-]
"Cross swords with me brother Orrin," I said   
   
-King of Thorns by Mark Lawrence   
   
Oh well...
"Cross swords with me brother Orrin," I said

-King of Thorns by Mark Lawrence

Oh well...
#744 to #186 - naziyahtzee
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I've read Prince of Thorns, is King of Thorns any good?
#760 to #744 - sanctussvindex
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I love the series and can't wait for Emperor of Thorns this fall I definitely recommend it! By the way nice avatar
#766 to #760 - naziyahtzee
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Awesome, thanks man. Prince of Thorns was amazing, I haven't stopped thinking about it since I finished it, I just wanted to know if the second one was similar.
Kind of funny picture by way of thanks.
#772 to #766 - sanctussvindex
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I'm happy to help!
#31 - acornarmor
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(06/16/2013) [-]
"Spit it out right now!"

From To Kill A Mockingbird
#256 to #31 - dismembers ONLINE
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I got the book right beside me it says, "She was our Friend".
#561 to #31 - djoka
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(06/17/2013) [-]
"On one side,value can be understanded as colective human heritage (collection of scientifical,technical,artistical,economical,moral,legal,political and religious achievements and legacy),and on the other,as a part of socio-cultural dynamics,and within are the most widely accepted values or value systems,that allow at least partial determination of the basic interests and goals of the society,and also standards of education and behavior of individuals with which they perform and build social and personal identity of family members".

Sociology

Goes to the corner and cries...
#574 to #31 - quasimodem
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(06/17/2013) [-]
same   
   
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#244 - Whetstone
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Somehow, it managed to be a bible. The first sentence is Genesis 39: 14-15: "She began screaming; and when the other men around the place came running to see what happened, she was crying hysterically."
#255 to #244 - anon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
same... except for me it was

Genesis 32:25
King James Version (KJV)
25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
#1051 to #255 - anon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
The Bible is incredibly gay
#1159 to #1051 - imofcnotharveydent
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(06/17/2013) [-]
everything is gay, as a minority of the people is gay ofc everything will have a slight gay influence
#243 - bommeraang
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(06/17/2013) [-]
"I'm coming," I said to Will, jerking my arm free from Fish's tight grip.
#1117 to #243 - jamhamington
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(06/17/2013) [-]
that's a ******* long thumb
#968 to #243 - NubiusMaximus
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Is that your thumb?
#297 - Crusader
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(06/17/2013) [-]
"Who are you people?" he asked "What are you doing here?"

- Eoin Colfer's "The Supernaturalist"
#332 to #297 - lafuriaroja
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Good book.
Good book.
#365 to #332 - kaltehwulf
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#556 to #297 - ilovehitler
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Damn fine choice in literature.
#789 to #297 - anon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
******* love that book
#1042 to #297 - occamsrazor
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Excellent taste
#412 - pointblankrange
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(06/17/2013) [-]
[Page 45 of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer] Tom said: "Oh, please, Auntie, don't pull it out, it don't hurt anymore. I wish I may never stir if it does. Please don't Auntie..."

Alrighty then...
#211 - katinka
Reply +38
(06/17/2013) [-]
' You'd have to take two more.'
#333 - waffies ONLINE
Reply +33
(06/17/2013) [-]
When they had finished, Dove massaged her temples, "It's so much bigger than I had imagined"   
-Tricksters Queen by Tamora Pierce
When they had finished, Dove massaged her temples, "It's so much bigger than I had imagined"
-Tricksters Queen by Tamora Pierce
#609 - zhao
Reply +32
(06/17/2013) [-]
"Dolphins are mammals just like humans."
#627 to #609 - Animefreake
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I can be your girlfriend tonight big bro.
#149 - thefasrdog
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(06/17/2013) [-]
"They lay there in the dark room not moving,lying there"

Curse you Ray Bradbury!