Try it. I don't know why this is so funny.. "Cross swords with me brother Orrin," I said -King of Thorns by Mark Lawrence Oh well...
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#186 - sanctussvindex (06/17/2013) [-]
"Cross swords with me brother Orrin," I said   
   
-King of Thorns by Mark Lawrence   
   
Oh well...
"Cross swords with me brother Orrin," I said

-King of Thorns by Mark Lawrence

Oh well...
User avatar #744 to #186 - naziyahtzee (06/17/2013) [-]
I've read Prince of Thorns, is King of Thorns any good?
User avatar #760 to #744 - sanctussvindex (06/17/2013) [-]
I love the series and can't wait for Emperor of Thorns this fall I definitely recommend it! By the way nice avatar
#766 to #760 - naziyahtzee (06/17/2013) [-]
Awesome, thanks man. Prince of Thorns was amazing, I haven't stopped thinking about it since I finished it, I just wanted to know if the second one was similar.
Kind of funny picture by way of thanks.
User avatar #772 to #766 - sanctussvindex (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm happy to help!
User avatar #244 - Whetstone (06/17/2013) [-]
Somehow, it managed to be a bible. The first sentence is Genesis 39: 14-15: "She began screaming; and when the other men around the place came running to see what happened, she was crying hysterically."
#255 to #244 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
same... except for me it was

Genesis 32:25
King James Version (KJV)
25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
#1051 to #255 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
The Bible is incredibly gay
User avatar #1159 to #1051 - imofcnotharveydent (06/17/2013) [-]
everything is gay, as a minority of the people is gay ofc everything will have a slight gay influence
#243 - bommeraang (06/17/2013) [-]
"I'm coming," I said to Will, jerking my arm free from Fish's tight grip.
User avatar #1117 to #243 - jamhamington (06/17/2013) [-]
that's a ******* long thumb
User avatar #968 to #243 - NubiusMaximus (06/17/2013) [-]
Is that your thumb?
#417 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
My book only has 36 pages.
#422 to #417 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
Then it probably is correct.
User avatar #149 - thefasrdog (06/17/2013) [-]
"They lay there in the dark room not moving,lying there"

Curse you Ray Bradbury!
#495 - Wumbologist (06/17/2013) [-]
"You will remember that the number "eight" is represented in stories by an octopus."
"You will remember that the number "eight" is represented in stories by an octopus."
User avatar #831 to #495 - YippieKiYay (06/17/2013) [-]
I don't know why but I love that gif! =)
#412 - pointblankrange (06/17/2013) [-]
[Page 45 of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer] Tom said: "Oh, please, Auntie, don't pull it out, it don't hurt anymore. I wish I may never stir if it does. Please don't Auntie..."

Alrighty then...
User avatar #322 - yeden (06/17/2013) [-]
Kelly shrugged and replied, "Sure."
User avatar #609 - zhao (06/17/2013) [-]
"Dolphins are mammals just like humans."
#627 to #609 - Animefreake ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I can be your girlfriend tonight big bro.
User avatar #297 - Crusader (06/17/2013) [-]
"Who are you people?" he asked "What are you doing here?"

- Eoin Colfer's "The Supernaturalist"
#332 to #297 - lafuriaroja (06/17/2013) [-]
Good book.
Good book.
User avatar #556 to #297 - ilovehitler (06/17/2013) [-]
Damn fine choice in literature.
#789 to #297 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
******* love that book
User avatar #1042 to #297 - occamsrazor (06/17/2013) [-]
Excellent taste
#80 - pridefulmatthew (06/17/2013) [-]
"It was indeed a much wider land from the ford to the mountains than ever you would have guessed."

~The Hobbit

....isn't that lovely?
#1103 to #80 - theendermanman (06/17/2013) [-]
you must have a different version... mine says:
"No none at all, not one," he said immediatly afterwards.
#1230 to #1103 - pridefulmatthew (06/17/2013) [-]
this be my version
#1233 to #1230 - theendermanman (06/18/2013) [-]
and this be mine
User avatar #31 - acornarmor (06/16/2013) [-]
"Spit it out right now!"

From To Kill A Mockingbird
User avatar #256 to #31 - dismembers (06/17/2013) [-]
I got the book right beside me it says, "She was our Friend".
#561 to #31 - djoka (06/17/2013) [-]
"On one side,value can be understanded as colective human heritage (collection of scientifical,technical,artistical,economical,moral,legal,political and religious achievements and legacy),and on the other,as a part of socio-cultural dynamics,and within are the most widely accepted values or value systems,that allow at least partial determination of the basic interests and goals of the society,and also standards of education and behavior of individuals with which they perform and build social and personal identity of family members".

Sociology

Goes to the corner and cries...
#574 to #31 - quasimodem (06/17/2013) [-]
same   
   
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same

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#563 - luiselvergas (06/17/2013) [-]
"Sergeant Burnell's jaw was set, and his eyes bored straight through me"
-LRRPs in the 101st airborne

ooossshhhieeettt *****
#58 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
"With his books held open by a stone, and with a piece of chalk gripped between the knuckles of his trotter, he would move rapidly to and fro, drawing in line after line and uttering little whimpers of excitement."   
 -George Orwell - Animal Farm.   
   
on an unrelated note....
"With his books held open by a stone, and with a piece of chalk gripped between the knuckles of his trotter, he would move rapidly to and fro, drawing in line after line and uttering little whimpers of excitement."
-George Orwell - Animal Farm.

on an unrelated note....
#155 to #58 - hillbillypowpow (06/17/2013) [-]
"We now know that wichever direction we look, this noise never varies by more than a tiny fraction" so Penzias and wilson had unwittingly stumbled across a remarkably accurate confirmation of Friedmann's first assumption."
-A Brief History of Time
I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
User avatar #404 - handlewithcare (06/17/2013) [-]
"I was nine. My mom and my dad both cried the whole day, that Tuesday."
#333 - waffies (06/17/2013) [-]
When they had finished, Dove massaged her temples, "It's so much bigger than I had imagined"   
-Tricksters Queen by Tamora Pierce
When they had finished, Dove massaged her temples, "It's so much bigger than I had imagined"
-Tricksters Queen by Tamora Pierce
User avatar #308 - dunkleosteus (06/17/2013) [-]
"Absolutely pointless, seeing as your mother's charm does that already."
#211 - katinka (06/17/2013) [-]
' You'd have to take two more.'
#318 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
Goddamnit.

"That little slanty-eyed butt-wiggler?"

From Ender's Game -Orson Scott Card
#334 to #318 - tankym ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
love that book
User avatar #558 to #318 - ilovehitler (06/17/2013) [-]
Damn fine literature.
#463 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
What am I supposed to do?

The Book of Mormon
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