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Googles Innocence

Goggle I .
lion‘! new Budd! I an this
panda"
airman
III " attr
or rim?
or nutter! barn. Gotta be
one at these.
pariah:
perm: awward
pork may re
partle an re"
viii see. noun going
tor an Porsche. hull?
HER. I INNS " dothat
HIKING
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#21 - butterisgood (06/16/2013) [-]
Google is such a cool guy
#46 to #21 - swagbot (06/17/2013) [-]
... eh stealz ur internets and doesn't afraid of anything.
#223 to #21 - goldenglimmer (06/17/2013) [-]
Strange, I didn't get a help number. That's okay, though, they were probably just too busy to put one there for me. It's not like people don't care, hehe. I mean, loads of people care about me. This one time I was at McDonald's, a really cute employee said "have a nice day" after I received my order, but not like a regular, mandatory kind of way, it was like "have a NICE day", you know what I mean? She really cared about me. And sometimes, my mom would make me a pbj when I was hungry, and I've been called "bro" by at least three guys, so, yeah, life is good as long as you have people. Good going google, priority 1 are those who actually would attempt suicide, I know better, and you know that I know better, obviously.

Oh God I'm so alone.
#224 to #223 - goldenglimmer (06/17/2013) [-]
shieet google, y u display name?
#43 to #21 - nyxion (06/17/2013) [-]
At least you can rely on Wikipedia
#53 to #21 - fbiagent (06/17/2013) [-]
hate to be THAT guy... but bing offers a help number too. they both autofill the same, they both offer painless suicide techniques, and they both offer a help number...
User avatar #61 to #21 - dragontear (06/17/2013) [-]
that's because Bing is for doing
User avatar #26 to #21 - killerliquid (06/16/2013) [-]
That didn't appear when I typed it but it did have a link on where to not commit suicide. Well, it was close enough.
User avatar #60 to #21 - yojo (06/17/2013) [-]
And their second link is You need to login to view this link 's ten minute suicide guide. Which is the most clever way I've ever seen anyone try to prevent suicide. And it's probably helped many people
User avatar #131 to #60 - skylerr (06/17/2013) [-]
it actually has if you read the comments. i helped me when i was thinking of ending it all. really made me think about things and it made me laugh. Really is a great article.
User avatar #2 - nextgenmidgett (06/16/2013) [-]
i dont think ive searched "porn" in google since i was like 11
#4 to #2 - Rascal (06/16/2013) [-]
same
#45 to #2 - Rascal (06/17/2013) [-]
So that means that you're ... what... like 16...

User avatar #103 to #2 - undeadwill (06/17/2013) [-]
Sometimes I do just to see whats the top site.
#229 to #2 - mintea (06/17/2013) [-]
When I was 11 I would type in "hoobs" on google images a few times and then "boobs" because I didn't know you could delete the history. I thought that anyone looking at it would just assume I misspelled "hoobs."
Pic related, it's The Hoobs (some kid's tv show)
User avatar #11 to #2 - strelokkk (06/16/2013) [-]
I don't keep PornHub in my bookmarks, so I have to type that pretty much everyday.
User avatar #212 to #11 - gavinchase (06/17/2013) [-]
I'll stick with fakku
User avatar #158 to #11 - cyanidesandvich (06/17/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

(sorta like a search engine for all the tube sites)
User avatar #32 to #11 - rainbowrush ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Since they only allow me to watch vids in ****** quality now, I have switch to other sites. It's pretty sad, as PornHub was the best free sit by far.
User avatar #181 to #32 - diverdee (06/17/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Best one if you ask me, and you can even get it in HD!! just let it load fully before fapping, or it will lag.
User avatar #9 to #2 - maggotarms (06/16/2013) [-]
when i was 11 i was typing in "naked ladies" haha i was not the fastest person to catch on
User avatar #167 to #9 - drastronomy (06/17/2013) [-]
me too....however i felt guilty

and my first fap happened on my 13th birthday....

started watching porn and fapping right before 14th birthday


i was really ******* slow in puberty
User avatar #246 to #167 - maggotarms (10/12/2013) [-]
nice man
User avatar #247 to #246 - drastronomy (10/12/2013) [-]
4 months, bro


thought we had something special
User avatar #248 to #247 - maggotarms (10/12/2013) [-]
ahahah only 4 months? feels like much longer
#24 to #2 - azinfoo (06/16/2013) [-]
When I was 11 or 12 I typed things like "bare boobies" in Google when searching for pr0nz.
User avatar #70 to #24 - sladedd (06/17/2013) [-]
I rememeber my first ever time looking up porn. I typed "bubes"
#118 to #24 - nextgenmidgett (06/17/2013) [-]
the first tme i looked up porn i got my moms pc infected with spyware ect and viruses she had to get new credit cards ect mfw
User avatar #8 to #2 - cryingchicken (06/16/2013) [-]
yep, now it's pretty much "shemale-midget scat bukkake"
User avatar #34 to #8 - ferbisboy (06/16/2013) [-]
can't forget incest aswell
User avatar #72 to #34 - threeeighteen (06/17/2013) [-]
And a donkey show.
#19 - esquaredsixteen (06/16/2013) [-]
Hmm, that's exactly what I say when my girlfriend asks if I've been watching porn.

And by girlfriend I mean my mom.

And by mom I mean the security guard at the public library.
#30 to #19 - verby ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
>be 11   
>at library   
>see group of teenagers watching porn   
>mfw I grew up to be like them
>be 11
>at library
>see group of teenagers watching porn
>mfw I grew up to be like them
#6 - thewaronbeingcool (06/16/2013) [-]
Goggle, I
Goggle, I
-3
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User avatar #14 to #6 - frenchgenocide (06/16/2013) [-]
>Goggle
User avatar #15 to #14 - thewaronbeingcool (06/16/2013) [-]
Read the lightbulb.
User avatar #16 to #15 - frenchgenocide (06/16/2013) [-]
gotcha
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#237 to #6 - picamix (06/17/2013) [-]
google eye, what they should have called this
User avatar #239 to #237 - captnnorway (06/17/2013) [-]
They really should've called them Googols.
User avatar #50 to #6 - spyrothehedgehog (06/17/2013) [-]
HIKING
#22 to #6 - thelizardqueen (06/16/2013) [-]
This is what i got
#52 to #37 - Rascal (06/17/2013) [-]
**** you.
#68 to #64 - ifapinschool (06/17/2013) [-]
HOW DARE YOU
#85 to #64 - Rascal (06/17/2013) [-]
**** dude quit messing with my brain
User avatar #177 to #37 - naerthru (06/17/2013) [-]
i read it as it was
User avatar #186 to #37 - killboy (06/17/2013) [-]
Child pornography....
Child pornography.

Something's wrong.
#201 to #37 - psycholold (06/17/2013) [-]
I read "pornography" first and thought to myself: "So? What's wrong with it?"

Judge me, go ahead.
User avatar #217 to #37 - pappathethird (06/17/2013) [-]
I read this as "Child photography" the first time and every time since. You are all just sick *************
#79 to #37 - disies (06/17/2013) [-]
Now I realized the type of person I am
Now I realized the type of person I am
#58 to #37 - ninex (06/17/2013) [-]
I read it correct
I feel ashamed of myself
#84 to #37 - strangesir (06/17/2013) [-]
I actually read it as "Child Photography" at first.   
   
So hah.
I actually read it as "Child Photography" at first.

So hah.
#47 to #37 - leonjoker (06/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** ...what have I become?
#117 to #37 - Rascal (06/17/2013) [-]
I read it right the first time...
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User avatar #215 to #37 - captnnorway (06/17/2013) [-]
Guys? It's a gif right? First it says pornography then changes? Right?
User avatar #86 to #37 - viktordiaz (06/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** .
#51 to #37 - feelythefeel (06/17/2013) [-]
wut
wut
#102 to #51 - Rascal (06/17/2013) [-]
how the fnck did you do that
User avatar #199 to #37 - mrbuu (06/17/2013) [-]
with some of the **** these children are posing for in photographs i might as well be right the first time.
User avatar #73 to #37 - chaoticlaw (06/17/2013) [-]
It doesn't say what type of child photography.
#184 to #37 - Rascal (06/17/2013) [-]
Child Photography? Is there some trickery that I'm not sensing here?
User avatar #54 to #37 - originalanonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
I read it the first time a child photography now it say's pornography
User avatar #155 to #37 - kgfsjholis (06/17/2013) [-]
YOU MOTHER ****** I SPENT 5 MINUTES FIGURING OUT WHAT I DID WRONG!
#67 to #37 - Rascal (06/17/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #44 to #37 - zorororonoa (06/17/2013) [-]
i feel dirty
#42 - janeedwards (06/16/2013) [-]
I had to Google if fisting was used in bovine slaughter (don't ask)    
1. I have never been so afraid to Google anything   
2. Google stopped giving suggestions at "fistin"    
3. mfw I hit "search"
I had to Google if fisting was used in bovine slaughter (don't ask)
1. I have never been so afraid to Google anything
2. Google stopped giving suggestions at "fistin"
3. mfw I hit "search"
#57 to #42 - Rascal (06/17/2013) [-]
"a fistin piston is a very delicate process that can be done on any girl who is down for some serious pain and pleasure. there are two different ways of going about the fistin piston. "

I was not aware that there was a name for a special way to fist... for those who don't know it just google it to find out more...

#56 to #42 - jigdog (06/17/2013) [-]
1. Google "fistin"
2. Profit?
#5 - assassinoo (06/16/2013) [-]
The lightbulb
#138 to #5 - kakisoep (06/17/2013) [-]
>googles fw
>HIKING
User avatar #35 to #5 - afriasdelrio (06/16/2013) [-]
Im probably being really stupid but what is the lightbulb and where is it?

please dont hurt me
User avatar #83 to #35 - charolastra (06/17/2013) [-]
You see that content up there? Go to the lower left corner, and you'll see a lightbulb and the word "Goggle" next to it. Click it.
#23 to #5 - adsa (06/16/2013) [-]
it is trying to speak dovahkiin
#29 to #5 - bknob (06/16/2013) [-]
"or nutter! barn. Gotta be"   
   
Sounds like it should be on one of those motivational posters with a sunset or something.
"or nutter! barn. Gotta be"

Sounds like it should be on one of those motivational posters with a sunset or something.
User avatar #7 to #5 - THMSHRTHLT (06/16/2013) [-]
HIKING **** YEAH
#191 - pollepolle (06/17/2013) [-]
Chrome knows
#196 to #191 - kaboomz ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#77 - imonaboatman (06/17/2013) [-]
If I enter the name of a porn star on google, it will act completely oblivious too.

C'mon, google. I think it's safe to say I'm not looking for "alexis tsipras."
#39 - fourthusername (06/16/2013) [-]
If Google did put "porn" as a search suggestions, little kids everywhere would type in "p" and the word "porn" would come up (its based on popularity).
This is a case of good guy google
#128 - bdowns (06/17/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at My Childhood Is Currently In The Tags ** to ****
User avatar #129 to #128 - lordvimless (06/17/2013) [-]
this works
User avatar #48 - buttinspecter (06/17/2013) [-]
Type "a".

ASAIN ASS PORN!!
User avatar #65 to #48 - duvallwhitey (06/17/2013) [-]
Thanks Daniel Tosh.
User avatar #69 to #65 - majortomcomics (06/17/2013) [-]
What the- I WAS LOOKING FOR APPLE!
#133 - macarenaoftime (06/17/2013) [-]
**macarenaoftime rolled a random image posted in comment #60475 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** what should be in my porn folder
User avatar #134 to #133 - macarenaoftime (06/17/2013) [-]
im ok with this
#182 to #133 - snulle (06/17/2013) [-]
**snulle rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Hey ** this one would be amazing as well
#135 to #133 - vicioushaze (06/17/2013) [-]
**vicioushaze rolled a random image posted in comment #105831 at Shin Anime Social Board ** What should be in my porn folder
#156 to #135 - makonendrak ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
**makonendrak rolled a random image posted in comment #2508709 at Friendly ** What should be in mine
User avatar #157 to #156 - makonendrak ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
**** .
User avatar #146 to #135 - mikli ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
STAY AWAY FROM MY VAMPIRE LOLI
User avatar #142 to #135 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
...It's... more or less the same...
User avatar #136 to #135 - vicioushaze (06/17/2013) [-]
I don't know how to feel about this.
User avatar #149 to #136 - hopelessworld (06/17/2013) [-]
She's older than you ;D don't worry, enjoy!
User avatar #55 - mynameisfoo (06/17/2013) [-]
This is one of those posts where I just thumb for the lightbulb
#36 - triggathepirate (06/16/2013) [-]
POPTROPICA! THE MIDDLE SCHOOL ANTICS ARE COMING BACK!
POPTROPICA! THE MIDDLE SCHOOL ANTICS ARE COMING BACK!
#71 - kweel (06/17/2013) [-]
Goggle I .
lion‘! new Budd! I an this
panda"
airman
III " attr
or rim?
or nutter! barn. Gotta be
one at these.
pariah:
perm: awward
pork may re
partle an re"
viii see. noun going
tor an Porsche. hull?
HER. I INNS " dothat
HIKING

Ill post this here, so you can read it hear aswell and not just in the description
User avatar #80 to #71 - cheesewithmold (06/17/2013) [-]
What the hell is up with the descriptions anyways? Is it some joke or something?
User avatar #91 to #80 - articulate (06/17/2013) [-]
it's text recognition
User avatar #105 to #91 - cheesewithmold (06/17/2013) [-]
It works pretty well.
User avatar #82 to #81 - demystify (06/17/2013) [-]
For the record, I know it doesn't say Google, but it seemed related.
#227 - gunnay (06/17/2013) [-]
Googles face when
#202 - infinitereaper (06/17/2013) [-]
You know, I used google for research purposes for years.   
   
Dare I say I could obtain any piece of knowledge from the internet... but google changed   
   
Now everything is noticeably filtered... censored... I can't find the same kinds of information that I used to.   
   
It's very suspicious, you used to be able to type in something like "corporate corruption" and get a treasure trove of information, government information included but now.... well,    
   
It's just not the same.
You know, I used google for research purposes for years.

Dare I say I could obtain any piece of knowledge from the internet... but google changed

Now everything is noticeably filtered... censored... I can't find the same kinds of information that I used to.

It's very suspicious, you used to be able to type in something like "corporate corruption" and get a treasure trove of information, government information included but now.... well,

It's just not the same.
#31 - ikevinamaboss (06/16/2013) [-]
Who wants to go to nutter barn with me?
#144 - Kirstydee (06/17/2013) [-]
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