Field Cannot Be Empty. . WHEAT MY Alli] MAKES IT “THEE I WALK III TO A DIFFERENT IF I WANT ELSE. Starbucks is the apple of coffee chains, overpriced and overrated. Tim Hortons master race
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WHEAT MY
Alli] MAKES IT “THEE I WALK III
TO A DIFFERENT
IF I WANT ELSE
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#61 - datassman (06/17/2013) [-]
Dutch Bros anyone?

I just like it cuz the baristas are hot as ****
#53 - doyoulikeapizza (06/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 - sedativechunk (06/17/2013) [-]
Geez all the hate for Starbucks? I love Starbucks! I love their caramel frappacinno, I don't know how anyone could possibly not like that drink! I recommend their latte's as well, the Pumpkin ***** (during Halloween), Peppermint (during xmas), and all year they have a great caramel macchiato. THeir brownies and bagels are ******* amazing as well.

People don't realize they are the "ferrari" if coffee shops. You can order anything however you want at any temperature. I've orderd things like their pumpkin ***** latte as frappacino and it was delicious!

Yes, they are overpriced and yes, some of their drinks are crap. Their iced coffee's are disappointing to say the least and their black tazo chai green tea latte taste like ******* mouth wash. But they definitely have great drinks. If you haven't tried their frappacino you haven't tried Starbucks.
User avatar #65 to #52 - sabcy (06/17/2013) [-]
he's not hating on starbucks, he just doesn't want to be rude to the girl.
User avatar #50 - mrgoodlove (06/17/2013) [-]
I wish that worked for me... I get the same haircut and starbucks drink at the same place and they never do this
User avatar #48 - greasynutsack (06/17/2013) [-]
One of my best friends works at Starbucks, so my other friend and I go in and get free drinks whenever she's closing.
#45 - dlwnsgur (06/17/2013) [-]
irmcmuffin
User avatar #62 to #45 - thekinganon ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
DUDE STOP!!!
#40 - mrdrpage (06/17/2013) [-]
"Starbucks is so overrated and is crap. Drink (insert unknown coffee chain that is probably only in one state or region of the world/country) instead. So much better"

It amazes me how FJ talks about how much they hate hipsters, but contains probably some of the biggest hipsters there are.
Same way with beer. You say Budweiser sucks and then you turn around and recommend some ******** nobody has ever heard of.
I wonder why nobody has ever mentioned the name of your ****** beer. It's probably because it's more ****** than Budweiser.

Shut the **** up and let me drink whatever the **** I want to.

End rant.
#46 to #40 - ludislavonac (06/17/2013) [-]
American beer
American beer
User avatar #67 to #46 - mrdrpage (06/17/2013) [-]
To be honest, I think American beer is terrible too and I cannot acquire a taste for it. I wouldn't drink it for pleasure.
User avatar #68 to #67 - ludislavonac (06/17/2013) [-]
I tried it once and It's just too light, almost like beer tasting water. I prefer good european beer
User avatar #49 to #46 - lolollo ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
You sir, where does your ancestry hail from?
User avatar #51 to #49 - ludislavonac (06/17/2013) [-]
From the slavic part of Europe
User avatar #54 to #51 - lolollo ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Then as an elite member of the irish master race, I must tell you to take your snobby pretenses for alcohol and kindly shove it up your pooper.

Thank you.
#60 to #54 - ludislavonac (06/17/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here, mr. 'murrican irishman
User avatar #55 to #54 - gokombwantu (06/17/2013) [-]
An irish man would drink whisky out of a horses arse hole.
Its not snobbery to not drink american beer, its weak as **** piss water.
User avatar #63 to #55 - lolollo ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
It not even that, it's the matter with what the spirit of drinking is about. You can drink the fanciest **** to be made out of, somehow, the virginity of a hot chick alone and it still would be worse than drinking literal piss water with added ethanoll with friends.

You know, those things you get when you go out and be social?
#56 to #55 - oldenglishassassin (06/17/2013) [-]
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None!!!
User avatar #57 to #56 - lolollo ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm an Irish American. Do you know how many potatoes I eat month? All of them.
#59 to #57 - oldenglishassassin (06/17/2013) [-]
What do you call an Irishman who is passed out on the back porch?


Patty O'Furniture.
User avatar #64 to #59 - lolollo ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
What's the difference between an irish wedding, and funeral?

One less drunk.
User avatar #33 - cycloneclone (06/17/2013) [-]
I just bring coffee from home
#31 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
The lightbulb sounds like an angry person with tourettes.
User avatar #26 - ivoryhammer (06/17/2013) [-]
They do that at our local coffee shop for me, I'm a regular there.
User avatar #25 - frenzysalem (06/17/2013) [-]
oh no. you have to walk across the street.....
#15 - miwauturu (06/17/2013) [-]
This has happened at my local Subway and I feel the same way about it.
#14 - tranminh ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Starbucks is the apple of coffee chains, overpriced and overrated.

Tim Hortons master race
User avatar #58 to #14 - xgeneration (06/17/2013) [-]
the hell is this?
#39 to #14 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
In my humble opinion, I consider Honeydew master race. Except for a place called Aroma Joes, but only fellow New Englanders would know what I'm talking about.
#38 to #14 - nettdur (06/17/2013) [-]
You must be a Canadian.
#35 to #14 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
If only you'd send lots of your massive surplus of Tim Hortons down to the US.
User avatar #34 to #14 - leown (06/17/2013) [-]
I would if i could

-Everyone not in a Canada or not near the 27 that are across the whole U.S.
User avatar #30 to #14 - daboomee (06/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** , I'm not the only one...
#24 to #14 - benjaminbutton ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
The drinks are overpriced because the founder's mother died of cancer because they couldn't afford the medical bills. The drinks are so high because part of that money goes to cover all of the heath care for all the full and part timers that work there.
User avatar #36 to #24 - phtholognyrrh (06/17/2013) [-]
plus they help a lot of long time employees by assisting with university costs.
#20 to #14 - hazelnuttz (06/17/2013) [-]
TIMMY HOES!
User avatar #16 to #14 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
We have Dunkin Donuts here in the states. **** Starbucks. They burn their coffee, anyway. That **** is literally undrinkable without some combination of milk/cream/sugar.
#12 - jdistasio (06/17/2013) [-]
I'd just go to Dunkin Donuts. All the Starbucks near where I live have ****** coffee... If anyone cares
#9 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
This happened to me at McDonald's during collage.
#44 to #9 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
you aren't an English major, are ya buddy?

Don't ask how i know.

We'll call it intuition.
#23 to #9 - golbot (06/17/2013) [-]
You clearly spent more time at mcds than COLLEGE. I would go get my money back.
User avatar #22 to #9 - xDarkness (06/17/2013) [-]
I assume it was a community colllage? I bet you guys made it beautiful!
User avatar #13 to #9 - tigersstripes (06/17/2013) [-]
I am going to give you a thumb because i have done the same thing.
college
User avatar #10 to #9 - zestyfiesta (06/17/2013) [-]
What type of collage were you making? I hope it turned out well
#47 to #10 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
same fag
#17 to #10 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
This 						*******					 guy.
This ******* guy.
#43 to #17 - thesinful (06/17/2013) [-]
With and without makeup
#37 to #17 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
With his normal expression, he doesn't seem all that Joker-ish, but then when he makes that grin...BAM, he becomes a perfect Joker before your eyes!
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User avatar #41 to #27 - accomplishment (06/17/2013) [-]
search for "Harley's Joker"
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#70 to #69 - accomplishment (06/17/2013) [-]
I seek no recognition, only truth, my friend
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Only place I've seen video of him is with D-Piddy the Deadpool cosplayer.
#5 - doggstar (06/17/2013) [-]
that's me at the bakery / cafe near work
User avatar #2 - highhopes (06/17/2013) [-]
I went to Starbucks for the first time this week. Who the **** drinks that **** ? The coffee wasn't even hot!
#11 to #2 - sparkysparkybooman (06/17/2013) [-]
Starbucks is crap. They burn their coffee and it tastes like **** .

Now bracing for red thumbs.
User avatar #18 to #11 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
No red thumbs. Only peace, and understanding. I can drink good coffee black. The stuff I buy for home, Dunkin Donuts, McDonald's, etc. Starbucks, on the other hand, I cannot keep down without it being dolled up with sugar and cream. Burnt garbage, is what it is.
User avatar #8 to #2 - PrincessTwilight (06/17/2013) [-]
How is that possible?

Every coffee I get from there is scalding, unless you ordered a frozen coffee drink or an iced coffee.

Also, you can choose the temperature when you order, so you can order coffee that is nearly boiling if you want to.
User avatar #32 to #8 - twi (06/17/2013) [-]
so order a boiling hot coffee, then throw it in their face and run

the perfect crime
User avatar #29 to #8 - rhiaanor (06/17/2013) [-]
but will they make it as hot as the sun?!
#7 to #2 - lastsamurai (06/17/2013) [-]
It's not just coffee.. I've only been there once when I traveled to england, and I enjoyed the cocoa very much.

You should give it another shot. Or drink, whatever..
User avatar #3 to #2 - Tusura ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
If your coffee wasn't hot, you should have brought it back to them and asked for a new one immediately upon finding out it wasn't hot. They are required to give you a new cup of coffee. (Especially if it was plain coffee and not a Latte or other hot milk drink)

Starbucks however is overpriced crap, unless you want a good frozen passion tea.
User avatar #4 to #3 - highhopes (06/17/2013) [-]
I don't think it was coffee at all. Some inbred version, perhaps.
User avatar #6 to #4 - Tusura ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
It honestly depends on what kind of coffee you got.

A lot of their plain coffee's just taste like ass (Like the House blend or the Sumatra)
They try to say they have gourmet coffee beans, but in reality it's just junk that they get for cheap, put in a fancy package, and say it came from somewhere exotic.
User avatar #19 to #6 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
They also burn the **** out of it.
User avatar #1 - celestiasbeard (06/16/2013) [-]
Only have one coffee shop in my town and this happens all the time, I can't escape.
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