Satan. . on an onion mum matt& what it you past one at those posts that sald "like If you love god, smell down it you love eaten" and then a day later you get a
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Satan

on an onion
mum
matt&
what it you past one at those posts that sald "like If you
love god, smell down it you love eaten" and then a day later you
get a call end you plot: up the phone and at gruff wee on the
other we goes "l heard that you loved me and I lust went to say
that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guye go on
a date and eventually get married and you meme queen of
hell.
we to go to on
Satan
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#12 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Satan is a shapshifter. I could think of some things...
#14 to #12 - rainbowhead (06/16/2013) [-]
I could think of lots of things.
#19 to #12 - fedegon (06/16/2013) [-]
Shapeshifting in bed? My, what an incredible idea!
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#50 to #19 - askinnywhiteboy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#55 to #50 - fedegon (06/17/2013) [-]
Hey, nice avatar.
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User avatar #1 - satanisthesavior (06/16/2013) [-]
Go to bed with satan? Yes please...
User avatar #38 to #1 - lordlucifer ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh shush you
User avatar #80 to #38 - satanisthesavior (06/17/2013) [-]
O.O yes sir...
User avatar #28 to #1 - mtflyer (06/16/2013) [-]
And you thought your ass was spicy after eating Taco Bell.
#33 to #1 - deathcampforjewtie (06/17/2013) [-]
How bad can it be?
#16 to #1 - bobfucknmarly (06/16/2013) [-]
Saddam did it, how bad could it be?
#27 - zoidz ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
In an alternative way something like this?
User avatar #45 to #27 - originalanonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
What if i acknowledge your post but refuse to like.
User avatar #32 to #27 - Bad Man (06/17/2013) [-]
...how hard?
#79 to #32 - zoidz ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
This hard!
#41 to #27 - Nihatclodra (06/17/2013) [-]
Why the 			****		 would anyone like that picture, the alternative is amazing!
Why the **** would anyone like that picture, the alternative is amazing!
#5 - icameheretotroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Isn't Satan gay?
#8 to #5 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
I imagine he's bi.
User avatar #37 to #5 - lordlucifer ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
U 1 CHEKY CUNT M8
#9 to #5 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
I like to think he/her/it just likes to **** everything, regardless of gender.
User avatar #10 to #9 - icameheretotroll (06/16/2013) [-]
That mean he's omnisexual.
User avatar #11 to #10 - icameheretotroll (06/16/2013) [-]
means*
User avatar #24 to #10 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (06/16/2013) [-]
*pansexual
User avatar #25 to #24 - icameheretotroll (06/16/2013) [-]
he might even **** animals
pansexuality is between humans
User avatar #26 to #25 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (06/16/2013) [-]
We call this an OP
User avatar #42 to #25 - Nihatclodra (06/17/2013) [-]
Omnisexual and Pansexual are the exact same thing...
User avatar #7 to #5 - buttlord (06/16/2013) [-]
then he will be the queen of hell
#43 - qubot (06/17/2013) [-]
lightbulb
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#60 - Valak Dhur (06/17/2013) [-]
But, what if ur a guy?
#83 to #60 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
You'd still be the queen of Hell. Congratulations
User avatar #61 to #60 - iwishiwasazula (06/17/2013) [-]
Even better
#48 - aslypancake (06/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 - roflcopterohone (06/16/2013) [-]
I'd 			****		 satan.
I'd **** satan.
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User avatar #56 - bighairyfart (06/17/2013) [-]
I would **** Satan just to say that I ****** Satan.
#13 - merrymarvelite (06/16/2013) [-]
I'd rather his daughter.
User avatar #22 to #13 - christmouth (06/16/2013) [-]
I would his daughter too.
#20 to #13 - opium (06/16/2013) [-]
i think you forgot to sentence.
User avatar #30 to #20 - Sicsin (06/16/2013) [-]
"I would rather his daughter."

Makes sense to me. What he means is implied.

"Do you want to eat vanilla or chocolate ice cream?"

"I'd rather chocolate."
User avatar #36 to #13 - lordlucifer ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm sorry what was that?
#75 - hentaisweetie (06/17/2013) [-]
Sexy satan.
User avatar #34 - roflstorm (06/17/2013) [-]
I believe that Satan would be a pretty chill guy.
Got a sense of humour, sarcastic, slight asshole, but hard working and dedicated.
Got a badass suit and tuxedo.
But by the end of the day, he'll jam a picthfork up your dickhole
User avatar #58 to #34 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
That's a good comic book, bro.
User avatar #73 to #58 - roflstorm (06/17/2013) [-]
I know, i just forget the name of said comic.
User avatar #74 to #73 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Morningstar or Lucifer, IIRC.
User avatar #76 to #74 - roflstorm (06/17/2013) [-]
All i know is, is that there's a comic with Jesus fighting death, scythe breaks, Death gets a new laser scythe
User avatar #77 to #76 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh, that's a webcomic, but I can't remember the name of it, either.
User avatar #52 - jajathezombie (06/17/2013) [-]
Well if you've played Dante's Inferno, you know Satan has a monster horse cock.
#49 - trazyntheinfinite (06/17/2013) [-]
I love Satan!
User avatar #29 - funnyjunkforlife (06/16/2013) [-]
if satan wants to go in bed with me then hes disgusting
#39 - repostsrepost (06/17/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but I'd rather see all the rage comics back on frontpage than constant movie references and tumblr reposts
User avatar #69 to #39 - jacksipian (06/17/2013) [-]
i miss the rage comics, its weird, i left for a while when rage comics were all over the place, and now that im back, i find myself missing them BRING BACK THE RAGE COMICS!!!! please?
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