Greatest love story of our time. . BUT! em new ems new we MATY . new run , min use nee new. I know its just akward for the both of us.


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#8 - thype (06/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 to #8 - flappyduck (06/16/2013) [-]
Don't Dead Open Inside?
#38 to #20 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
way to comment the same exact thing as dyrtydyrty
User avatar #42 to #8 - HarvietheDinkle (06/16/2013) [-]
....what exactly is holding the door in place? weights at the bottom?
User avatar #57 to #42 - quotetype (06/17/2013) [-]
they're opening it from the outside, while alive
#29 to #8 - thegooseisloose (06/16/2013) [-]
i heard that they did this so if one of the doors got destroyed there would still be a warning on the other.
#35 to #29 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
But if a door was destroyed? wouldn't all the dead escape? because they are undead? you'd have a door that said DEAD INSIDE, but there would be no dead inside. you would have a door that said DONT [no apostrophe don't hate] OPEN but the other door was already open
#9 to #8 - dyrtydyrty (06/16/2013) [-]
Dont dead open inside? wat?
User avatar #10 to #9 - quotetype (06/16/2013) [-]
you have to open it from the inside, and don't dead while you're at it.
#39 to #9 - shockstorm (06/16/2013) [-]
Have the picture.
#1 - thelordpopsecret (06/16/2013) [-]
I know its just akward for the both of us.
#12 to #1 - diedede (06/16/2013) [-]
Not as akward as this
#3 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Cute guy holds the opens door for pretty door for you girl panic and open the she uses the other door door?
#46 to #3 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
you for got the first other
#17 to #4 - hydromatic (06/16/2013) [-]
Door door door door door door door door door door
User avatar #43 to #17 - JonnyFirecrackr (06/16/2013) [-]
cant say door on a plane
#7 - aquareefer (06/16/2013) [-]
Cute guy holds the door for you opens door for pretty girl panic and open the other door everyone walk the dinosaur.
User avatar #30 - greasynutsack (06/16/2013) [-]
How is opening the door for a pretty girl socially awesome?
#48 to #30 - themapestree (06/16/2013) [-]
I dunno. I usually hold it open for anyone within reasonable distance and never feel awkward about it
#13 - yuvesh (06/16/2013) [-]
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#24 - cthumoo (06/16/2013) [-]
I pretend I don't see the people behind me and just give it a generous push, I also make sure to either be really far away from the person in front or right behind when going through a door so they either don't hold it or only hold it for a split second. SUCCESS.
#26 to #24 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
How is that a success? You seriously try to avoid having doors opened for you? Why?
User avatar #27 to #26 - cthumoo (06/16/2013) [-]
I was joking about it being a success, I find it awkward and it just makes me uncomfortable.
#31 to #27 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
You really shouldn't find it awkward. It's just good manners and you're going to have trouble in life if you let things like that bother you. I get that you don't have bad intentions, but people may just think that you're rude or uncaring if you distance yourself that much. This is coming from someone who suffers from social anxiety. I'd work on that.
User avatar #34 to #31 - cthumoo (06/16/2013) [-]
Of course I realise it's a problem, I've always been stupid in terms of social stuff, I honestly don't think it can be solved at the moment. I don't really want to discuss, I was just making a joke lol.
#40 to #34 - sparkysparkybooman (06/16/2013) [-]
YAY for socially awkward people!

Actually, it sucks. I hate being me.
User avatar #44 to #40 - cthumoo (06/16/2013) [-]
lol yeah, it kinda sucks a lot.
#15 - kyleassante (06/16/2013) [-]
This literally happened to me last week! it was raining and i saw a cute girl walking a short distance away toward the door i just left, so i held it open for her and for some reason said "here ya go" she proceeded to hover hand/slap my arm and say "thats ok" and go through the door next to me. I still don't know how to feel about it but this post makes it better.
User avatar #56 to #15 - samjamfan (06/17/2013) [-]
it means "Don't be a 'gentleman' to me just because i'm pretty, i can do things for myself"
#54 - sirbustyabals (06/17/2013) [-]
**sirbustyabals rolled a random image posted in comment #4751344 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** MFW I hold a door for a girl and she uses the other door
#55 to #54 - agrofenlas (06/17/2013) [-]
**agrofenlas rolled a random image posted in comment #4617643 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
I think this looks more like you.
#47 - eatingbiscuits (06/16/2013) [-]
But what if the doors only open one way?
But what if the doors only open one way?
#22 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Who panics because someone opens the door for them? It doesn't mean anything. It's just common courtesy. I hold doors open for people all the time, regardless of whether I'm attracted to them or not.
#52 - cdula (06/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - konradkurze (06/16/2013) [-]
In anywhere else:
Guy: *opens door* "here you go miss"
Girl: "why thank you"

In America:
Guy: *opens door* "Here ya go"
#21 to #18 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Except that's not how it is at all and you just made that up based on your own prejudiced beliefs.
User avatar #23 to #21 - konradkurze (06/16/2013) [-]
well since you lack the balls to log in, ill assume that youre one of those women who rage when men help them
#25 to #23 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
I don't have an account. I deleted it.
User avatar #28 to #25 - konradkurze (06/16/2013) [-]
because its free and you dont want free stuff from DJ 4DM1N the man?
#32 to #28 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Because I was spending way too much time on FJ and deleting my account was sort of a way of cutting ties with it so I wouldn't come on so often. Now I just visit once every few weeks. Maybe it doesn't make very much sense, but I prefer not having an account.
User avatar #33 to #32 - konradkurze (06/16/2013) [-]
well thats kinda pointless deleting your account, all you needed wa a bit of self control to avoif DJ and only come back every now and then, you could have stayed a member
#37 to #33 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Yes, but it worked. It just helped with the self-control thing. I don't really care about being a member.
#41 - mcfattyfatty (06/16/2013) [-]
#53 - thatguyuknowtheone (06/17/2013) [-]
I know that feel..............
I know that feel..............
User avatar #45 - EventHorizon (06/16/2013) [-]
I decided to scroll down the comments and punch myself in the nuts for every post that didn't involve Twilight before I found one. I knew it was safe.
#2 - dragemit (06/16/2013) [-]
BUT! em new ems new we MATY .
new run , min
use nee new
#49 - triggathepirate (06/16/2013) [-]
***** I don't hold doors for nobody.
Here's how it goes down I kick the bitch open!
Just enough for me to walk through then I punch/Stiff arm the door wide as hell for the next patron to come through effectively showing off my biceps and looking alpha as **** .
Showing that I care to help others, but I don't go out my way.
User avatar #50 to #49 - dedaluminus (06/16/2013) [-]
Why are parts of words in a different color of text in your comment?
#51 to #50 - triggathepirate (06/16/2013) [-]
Because you can never be sure whether or not our good friends know you're being sarcastically edgy or not, savvy?
Because you can never be sure whether or not our good friends know you're being sarcastically edgy or not, savvy?
#60 to #49 - justadick (06/17/2013) [-]
I chest pound the doors open.
But I do it to hard so they hit the wall and fly back at me.

Effectively making me look like a clumsy brute.
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