Dreams. . the gentleman’; armchair IT' S THIS cum De THING- WHERE mu can ENTER EACH i% ' l' "Em. >Be me two weeks ago >Sexless Virgin > Trying a long time to lucid dream >Nothing works > Have dream where I'm having sex in it > Think " mind dreams imagine
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#4 - navacoo ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
>Be me two weeks ago
>Sexless Virgin
> Trying a long time to lucid dream
>Nothing works
> Have dream where I'm having sex in it
> Think "this can't be real"
>Lucid dream for first time
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#106 to #4 - greenthegunstar (06/17/2013) [-]
> First Lucid Dream
> Walking down the city.
> Suddenly think to myself,
> "I shouldn't be here. I must be dreaming."
> Start changing signs
> Flying through the air
> Punching cars
> Lighting the city on fire
> Wake up 30 minutes later
> Realize I'm ******* crazy.
#30 to #4 - spysappinmysasha (06/16/2013) [-]
first lucid dream
>dream has me in garage
>outside of garage is desert
>"girlfriend" is in there with me
>tfwnogf
>I gain consciousness
>think "wow, im dreaming!"
>suddenly get incredibly tired in my dream
>uncontrollably tired
>GO TO SLEEP IN MY DREAM
>strange sub dream time
>blackness and swirling dark colors
>wake back up into primary dream
>girlfriend crying
>I go to comfort her by hugging her
>suddenly looking at myself in third person while hugging this girlfriend
>my dream body opens its eyes, looks at me even though im out of body
>its eyes are red and says "sorry, my dreams tend to get the better of me"

mfw i was threatened by some other entity that exists within my mind.
#70 to #30 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
what
#125 to #30 - hybridxproject (06/17/2013) [-]
i heard some lucid dreams that are 			*******		 creepy like that one makes me scared what i could come up with in my head
i heard some lucid dreams that are ******* creepy like that one makes me scared what i could come up with in my head
User avatar #40 to #4 - zeazet (06/16/2013) [-]
my first lucid dream
>be 9
>dream in a city that i have no idea what it was
>city bursts into flames people dying left and right
>blood everywhere
>realized i was dreaming
> froze the city over
>dead burnt bodies now covered in ice
>looking around at the destruction
>wake up and go along with day as if nothing happened

i still wondered wtf was in my mind that day
#75 to #4 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
>YOU CAN'T ******* LUCID DREAM YOU ******* MORON
#138 to #4 - navacoo ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
I was away for a few days... come back and see this was up in the top 10 THANK YOU GUYS!
#9 to #4 - kiboz (06/16/2013) [-]
Sexless virgin? How come?
#42 to #4 - auesis ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
>Be me   
>Practised lucid dreaming techniques for a while   
>First successful attempt using the watch/clock check technique   
>Immediately overwhelmed by the possibilities   
>If in doubt, put my dick in stuff, see what happens   
>Take clock off wall, put dick in it   
>Goes through, doing no damage, yet feels strangely akin to actual sensations of sex   
>			**********		.jpg   
>Spend rest of dream flying about   
>Never look at the clock on my wall the same again
>Be me
>Practised lucid dreaming techniques for a while
>First successful attempt using the watch/clock check technique
>Immediately overwhelmed by the possibilities
>If in doubt, put my dick in stuff, see what happens
>Take clock off wall, put dick in it
>Goes through, doing no damage, yet feels strangely akin to actual sensations of sex
> ********** .jpg
>Spend rest of dream flying about
>Never look at the clock on my wall the same again
User avatar #38 to #4 - greenstrongworld (06/16/2013) [-]
>be me after going to a banquet (with students from my school)
>get home tired as **** (at about 1)
>sleep after changing with no baths or ********
>open eyes, walking home with girl I like
>she doesn't know
>confess and she responds that I'm a nice guy and that I deserve a chance
>decide what to do
>oh **** negro lucid dream
>give her a hug
>she suddenly looks submissive and tells me that she's mine
>be a good man and walk her home, give her a kiss
>wake up
>find courage to do this **** IRL

wish me luck tomorrow
User avatar #85 to #38 - amuro (06/17/2013) [-]
Good luck, brotha. And PLEASE post results.

I am about to do the same thing, too.
User avatar #132 to #38 - greenstrongworld (06/18/2013) [-]
Okay hybridxproject and amuro, so here's how it went down.

Me: Hey anonette, got a moment?
Her: Mhm?
Me: Thing is, I've liked you for a while.
Her: *Gasps* omg
Me: I've been wanting to get it off my chest for a while. *shy smile*
Her: Well you're not a bad person but I'll still have to think about it.

*both leave awkwardly*

iunno if she'll say anything.
User avatar #135 to #132 - amuro (06/18/2013) [-]
She said think about it... She have not said no yet...

Nice man
#136 to #132 - hybridxproject (06/18/2013) [-]
Glad you had the guts to do it but if she wasn't interested she would have given you a flat no, so sounds your chances are good.
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User avatar #127 to #38 - hybridxproject (06/17/2013) [-]
do it post results good luck bro
User avatar #6 to #4 - minecraftlamer (06/16/2013) [-]
dont push for lucid dreaming too much.. i know have them almost 3 times a week and i wake up feeling even more tired then when i went to bed
#18 to #4 - xelanor **User deleted account** (06/16/2013) [-]
My first and only lucid dream   
>Be me a little over midnight   
>Falling asleep   
>Waking up but something is not right   
>Thinks it's not real and closes eyes   
>Wakes up   
>MFW I realiced what I had done..
My first and only lucid dream
>Be me a little over midnight
>Falling asleep
>Waking up but something is not right
>Thinks it's not real and closes eyes
>Wakes up
>MFW I realiced what I had done..
#35 to #18 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Did it several times. It's so ******* sad and I feel so stupid when I realize what I just did...
User avatar #37 to #35 - xelanor **User deleted account** (06/16/2013) [-]
Yup, this happened to me 3 years ago.. And it might never happen again
User avatar #44 to #4 - killinkyle (06/16/2013) [-]
my first lucid dream

>I'm in my bedroom, I think I'm awake. Alright, whatever. I open the door
>Grandma is playing the drumset outside my door. ***********
>Suddenly, wake up
>Sigh, get up to open door
>Grandma is playing the drumset outside my door.
>Okay, now I know somethings going on here
>Suddenly, wake up again.
>Not buying it
>Punch the window
>Break the glass, shards stuck in my hand, searing pain as I realize this one wasn't a dream
>Ihavemadeaterriblemistake.jpg
#12 to #4 - andrewkinsella (06/16/2013) [-]
"Sexless virgin" ...were both of those words really necessary?
User avatar #119 to #12 - danniegurl (06/17/2013) [-]
well, he could have been sexless yet not a virgin, as in he'd had sex at least once, but currently was not getting any.
#120 to #119 - greenstrongworld (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeah but if he's had sex, then how is he a virgin?
Yeah but if he's had sex, then how is he a virgin?
User avatar #121 to #120 - danniegurl (06/17/2013) [-]
the question is why BOTH words were necessary. he could be sexless but not a virgin, which would be why he used both words.
i guess virgin was all that was needed, but still, that was my explanation.
#122 to #121 - greenstrongworld (06/17/2013) [-]
Or he could've meant genderless virgin dude.   
pic 300% related.
Or he could've meant genderless virgin dude.
pic 300% related.
User avatar #123 to #122 - danniegurl (06/17/2013) [-]
ha, i've seen the original video of that...
User avatar #11 to #4 - zependium (06/16/2013) [-]
I lucid dream a lot without trying to. When i realise i just like fly around (but sometimes do other stuff giggity)

But worst part is that i always wake up as soon as i start to do it which is kinda annoying
User avatar #5 to #4 - bitchplzzz (06/16/2013) [-]
tfw cant be assed to make dream journals and rarely remember dreams. when I do, they're often related to me either getting shot in the face or visions distored back streets
User avatar #20 to #4 - angelious ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
>fall asleep
>see that im at my school
>look around and notice every wall and tree and such are 2d and looks like graphics from ps1
>walk around looking stuff and berating on the horrible design
>nothing happens
>wake up


worst lucid dream ever
User avatar #62 to #4 - guiguito (06/16/2013) [-]
tfw no lucid dream
User avatar #16 to #4 - whycanticaps (06/16/2013) [-]
I did that too, I was being hugged by a girl who looked really familiar, and in the back of my head I hear naah, that's not right, I've never gotten hugged like this, and boom, lucid dream
#81 to #4 - cdula (06/16/2013) [-]
I've had lucid dreams, just I didn't think it was.   
   
>Be sleepy   
>Go to bed   
>Enter dream I guess   
>Everybody I know one by one is assassinated   
>I then run away from the hitman.   
>Zombies awaken   
>			******		   
>Left 4 dead happens   
>Survive zombies   
>Go to the beach, having good time.   
>Hitman kills me while I am relaxing   
>Wake up freaking the 			****		 out.   
>"that 			****		 was bananas"
I've had lucid dreams, just I didn't think it was.

>Be sleepy
>Go to bed
>Enter dream I guess
>Everybody I know one by one is assassinated
>I then run away from the hitman.
>Zombies awaken
> ******
>Left 4 dead happens
>Survive zombies
>Go to the beach, having good time.
>Hitman kills me while I am relaxing
>Wake up freaking the **** out.
>"that **** was bananas"
User avatar #15 to #4 - wakami ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Both a virgin AND you don't have a sex? How do you use the restroom?
User avatar #65 to #4 - raigen (06/16/2013) [-]
Ever see that thread where the guy was trying really hard to lucid-dream about twilight sparkle? If I had that i'd use that as a related picture, but ANYWAY yeah i don't dream much anymore...
#26 to #4 - Denver (06/16/2013) [-]
>In dream   
>Naked at school   
>first dream like this I had ever had despite it being a huge cliche   
>"omg I'm naked"   
>"Why do I care lol it's just a dream"   
>just a dream   
>holy 			****		   
>lucid dreaming   
>Start flying over school and 			****		   
>holy 			****		 this is awesome, notice all the weird geography and physics.   
>suddenly night when I crash land at some car park for some diner   
>go inside, it's just some big room with a DIY ice cream thing in the centre   
>all the ice cream taps are crusty   
>"What the 			****		, this place is 			*******		 disgusting."   
>can't remember rest   
>wake up   
>mfw I realised I had forgotten I was lucid dreaming.   
God dammit. I haven't got anywhere near lucid dreaming again.
>In dream
>Naked at school
>first dream like this I had ever had despite it being a huge cliche
>"omg I'm naked"
>"Why do I care lol it's just a dream"
>just a dream
>holy ****
>lucid dreaming
>Start flying over school and ****
>holy **** this is awesome, notice all the weird geography and physics.
>suddenly night when I crash land at some car park for some diner
>go inside, it's just some big room with a DIY ice cream thing in the centre
>all the ice cream taps are crusty
>"What the **** , this place is ******* disgusting."
>can't remember rest
>wake up
>mfw I realised I had forgotten I was lucid dreaming.
God dammit. I haven't got anywhere near lucid dreaming again.
User avatar #58 to #26 - theprocrastibator (06/16/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up before I even read the comment just because that gif is ******* hilarious.
#128 to #26 - crusty (06/17/2013) [-]
>all the ice cream taps are crusty
>ice cream taps are crusty
>taps are crusty
#32 to #4 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
33 year old virgin... wow thats disturbing.
User avatar #59 to #32 - theprocrastibator (06/16/2013) [-]
He's a ******* wizard, what do you have to show for yourself? Not being a wizard?
#24 to #4 - elynichujy (06/16/2013) [-]
I have a very imaginative mind. Get this faygooooot.    
>Me ages 12, staying up til 6 am playing oblivion   
>Tell people I'm talking to that I need sleep   
>Fall asleep as soon as head hits pillow   
>Dream starts faygooot   
>Start out as normal me walking to school one day, city breaks apart because of some gay ass faggy cult   
>Lava breaks through city and I'm left on small rock island about 5 feet wide   
>Girl with pink hair and leather outfit jumps in, grabs me and and jumps out   
>Tells me her name is Rosilina    
>Stays as a guardian angel in my dreams for years   
>First year I "repay" her with my body   
>We're 			*******		 away, kinky stuff, her leg up in air and pressed against wall   
>I have a dick of a fully grown adult (wait wut)   
>Come in school next day IRL   
>Sitting there thinking about what just happened, it felt real.    
>MFW
I have a very imaginative mind. Get this faygooooot.
>Me ages 12, staying up til 6 am playing oblivion
>Tell people I'm talking to that I need sleep
>Fall asleep as soon as head hits pillow
>Dream starts faygooot
>Start out as normal me walking to school one day, city breaks apart because of some gay ass faggy cult
>Lava breaks through city and I'm left on small rock island about 5 feet wide
>Girl with pink hair and leather outfit jumps in, grabs me and and jumps out
>Tells me her name is Rosilina
>Stays as a guardian angel in my dreams for years
>First year I "repay" her with my body
>We're ******* away, kinky stuff, her leg up in air and pressed against wall
>I have a dick of a fully grown adult (wait wut)
>Come in school next day IRL
>Sitting there thinking about what just happened, it felt real.
>MFW
#126 to #24 - hybridxproject (06/17/2013) [-]
12, staying up til 6 am playing oblivion
the good old days
#34 to #24 - cleomech (06/16/2013) [-]
You lucky son of a bitch...
The stuff I dreamed about when I was 12 were about trains and infinitely spinning tops.
User avatar #7 to #4 - zzforrest (06/16/2013) [-]
My first lucid dream
>Stay up until like 3 just doing random crap
>Decide to sleep
>In dream
>Huge disco party of some sort
>In the bathroom
>As I walk by the mirror, I notice that I'm black
>"Wait, I'm black?" (I'm confused since at this point I realized I was normally white)
>Suddenly realize consciousness
>Go out into club
>Start flying around
>See someone from real life in the club (a girl I liked)
>Fly towards her
>Wake up
I was confused for the next half hour.
User avatar #27 to #7 - garentei (06/16/2013) [-]
My first lucid dream was weird too, I was hiking and apparently rubbing my balls against the mountain felt really good and I came.
#51 to #27 - fitta (06/16/2013) [-]
>I came
>I came
#124 to #7 - hybridxproject (06/17/2013) [-]
'Wait,I' black?'
'Wait,I' black?'
User avatar #28 to #7 - ugottanked ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
any tips on how to lucid dream?

im guessing getting a good amount of sleep would be the first step?
User avatar #43 to #28 - Bad Man (06/16/2013) [-]
Actually, a really easy way to get into it is to keep telling yourself throughout the day "I'm awake." A good deal of the time, we end up dreaming and forgetting that we even did in the first place. If you do it enough, your mind will repeat it when you're asleep.
User avatar #45 to #43 - ugottanked ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
how long would it take for the process to start working? do ya know?
User avatar #47 to #45 - Bad Man (06/16/2013) [-]
I guess it would depend on the person, and how often you actually dream. It happened to me that night, I think. I was an Asian man in a giant hot tub with other Asians at the top of a skyscraper/hotel, and I and some chick ran down the stairs when it started flooding.
User avatar #48 to #47 - ugottanked ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
interesting
#33 to #28 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
In fact not, one of the techniques used to cause a lucid dream is waking yourself up at night several times and then going back to sleep again, because then you can get into that mid-concious state of mind.
User avatar #36 to #33 - ugottanked ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
thanks for the info mate, i appreciate it

User avatar #72 to #36 - mondominiman (06/16/2013) [-]
While lucid dreaming is fun you can also **** up and have nightmares. Your body is asleep but your minds awake. You can't move a muscle and you start to hallucinate seeing monsters and demons and whatever you're scared of, you hear them and even think you feel them. I remember a post where lucid dreaming was pointed out then the very next day the comments were full of people who experienced sleep paralysis *what i explained above.
User avatar #74 to #72 - ugottanked ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
........ ****
User avatar #39 to #36 - Ryu (06/16/2013) [-]
I don't know how this works, but some times during night mares if you realise it's a nightmare but can't wake up violently shake your head, you do it in reality and wake yourself up. I've done it a few times
User avatar #41 to #39 - ugottanked ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
thats...thats actually a little bit terrifying
User avatar #112 to #41 - skipnips (06/17/2013) [-]
What Ryu explained IS terrifying. Sleep paralyses is ******* scary as all hell.
User avatar #114 to #112 - Ryu (06/17/2013) [-]
I fall asleep face first a lot so naturally in my dream i cant scream or speak to call for help it's even worst if i fall asleep on my arms can't move them as literally every horrifying thing possible in my life processed is in my dream to be around me
User avatar #116 to #114 - skipnips (06/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** , now that I think about how I usually sleep laying face down or on my chest, it scares the hell out of me. I haven't had anything like that happen to me in a long while, though. But seriously, I couldn't imagine that happening, that is so terrifying.
User avatar #118 to #116 - Ryu (06/17/2013) [-]
It is i usually wake up in a cold sweat wandering whether what I'm seeing is reality the first thing i want is light which involves stretching for my computer, which after the cluster **** of not being able to scream, call for help, move or generally not imagine all the horrifying things is scary even just to reach out of bed.

Side note: The reason im scared of "Under the bed" Is because of my old step dad a few days after he moved out i dreamt (In what i thought was my real life bed room) that he lunged from under my bed and stabbed my ankle, luckily i woke up straight after the stab but now i'm petrified of it
#8 - willindor ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Think of the possiblities of a shared dream state.
Think of the possiblities of a shared dream state.
User avatar #46 to #8 - basstard (06/16/2013) [-]
People wouldn't look at me the same way as they do today.
#109 to #8 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
I would get my childhood friend and create a dream world where we start of as two young men traveling to from our village to a capital where we aim for employment as soldiers. But, on the way we see the soldiers cruel treatment of citizens, who are saved by the revolutionary army. We then aim to overthrow the government while protecting citizens from the roaming beasts. During our journy a lot happens and we uncover a government conspiracy, the five greatest noble houses overthrew the king of the country 100 years ago and have been ruling since then and have been using their power to increase their wealth while fighting among eachother. There are also other countries involved in this war and the kings of the coutry right east of ours has been conspiring with one of the noble houses for 50 years and 10 years ago they destroyed one of the other 5 noble houses. Eventually we get to know the members of the revolutionary army and the (fake) king personally and together we fight the nobles.
#49 to #8 - trolllikeabitch (06/16/2013) [-]
astral projection?
#50 to #8 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
is that from Fringe? (gif)
#2 - jschwartz (06/16/2013) [-]
>Be me in dream
>see sexy woman like any old dream
>Suddenly realize you are the dream master
>Proceeds to sex everything that moves
>Goodtimes
#63 - xxlexanxx (06/16/2013) [-]
lightbulb edition
User avatar #95 to #63 - warioteam (06/17/2013) [-]
For got the title
#13 - rumbata (06/16/2013) [-]
this should come in handy sometime
#17 - clydeninetyseven (06/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #66 - GmCity (06/16/2013) [-]
>be lightbulb
>try to understand website posts
>see one post and give it a try
>the gentleman’; armchair
>get pissed off
>start swearing and shouting
>IT' S THIS cum De THING- WHERE mu can ENTER EACH
>Decide that I'm no good at this
>% ' l' "Em
#140 to #66 - navacoo ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
For some reason I came back to this content and read your comment... thank you sir for you have made me laugh out loud.
#96 - amuro (06/17/2013) [-]
>Me ages 18    
>Fall asleep as soon as head hits pillow    
>Dream starts.exe    
>I am at a bizarre version of my school_ (classes are different, rooms are different arranged)_, again, like 3 days before graduation. (yeah, 3 days, ala Majora's mask)    
>See girl i used to love but in the end i didnt pick.   
>talk with her, laugh a lot.    
>Final math test.    
>Teacher puts all the answers in the board, all the class just copies and i do the same, i laugh and talk with a few classmates.    
>teleport.exe i am at my graduation   
(In real life i cofessed to a cute girl who didn't love me and like a week later she moved to Canada. My female BF was in love with me and i didn't realize that untill some years passed)    
>I get my diploma, give a speech (same as real life) but in the end i go with my FBF.   
>told her my feelings. cry.    
>i feel free, finally.    
>i realize it was all a dream, but i dont wake up.    
 >see to her eyes, and she is crying too.    
>see all my classmates, and all of them are watching me, smiling.    
>i feel 			*******		 depressed    
>now in present day, i am at work, everything is grey.    
>finally wake up.    
   
And i have this kind of lucid dream every 3 months or so. In real life i found her a year ago but she is with another guy.    
   
   
   
yeah, i am 			*******		 pathetic. Not a beta, BTW, i have dated a few girls but... i dont feel it quite good enough to pick one and start a relationship-
>Me ages 18
>Fall asleep as soon as head hits pillow
>Dream starts.exe
>I am at a bizarre version of my school_ (classes are different, rooms are different arranged)_, again, like 3 days before graduation. (yeah, 3 days, ala Majora's mask)
>See girl i used to love but in the end i didnt pick.
>talk with her, laugh a lot.
>Final math test.
>Teacher puts all the answers in the board, all the class just copies and i do the same, i laugh and talk with a few classmates.
>teleport.exe i am at my graduation
(In real life i cofessed to a cute girl who didn't love me and like a week later she moved to Canada. My female BF was in love with me and i didn't realize that untill some years passed)
>I get my diploma, give a speech (same as real life) but in the end i go with my FBF.
>told her my feelings. cry.
>i feel free, finally.
>i realize it was all a dream, but i dont wake up.
>see to her eyes, and she is crying too.
>see all my classmates, and all of them are watching me, smiling.
>i feel ******* depressed
>now in present day, i am at work, everything is grey.
>finally wake up.

And i have this kind of lucid dream every 3 months or so. In real life i found her a year ago but she is with another guy.



yeah, i am ******* pathetic. Not a beta, BTW, i have dated a few girls but... i dont feel it quite good enough to pick one and start a relationship-
User avatar #102 to #96 - warioteam (06/17/2013) [-]
If its a recurring dream you can easier manipulate that **** . Summon her new BF and ****** punch through his head
User avatar #104 to #102 - amuro (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeah i got that like the third time i got there. I know this will sound weird, but now i use to talk with her, and try other alternatives about my actions.

I found a weird book not so long ago, where it says that dreams are just doors to alternate timelines .I don't believe in the occult or stuff like that but... it relaxes me, you know? i just feel relaxed. The sad thing is that sometimes when i woke up, i feel emptiness...
#68 - imyourdaddy (06/16/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who has those end of the world dreams where you try to hump everthing before eminent demise?
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#71 to #68 - triggathepirate (06/16/2013) [-]
As do I maybe
As do I maybe
#78 to #68 - cdula (06/16/2013) [-]
NOPE
NOPE
#29 - intelligentdowney (06/16/2013) [-]
Sharing dreams with your girlfriend, parents, friends, pet at the same time.
#100 to #29 - turretbuddy (06/17/2013) [-]
Holy sheit imagine a dog's dream.
#97 - warioteam (06/17/2013) [-]
Well, she said "Let's do it"
#117 - ieatyououtaldaylon (06/17/2013) [-]
**ieatyououtaldaylon rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at That bad boy ** my dream
User avatar #83 - dookaargetman ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
>Be 17
>Lucid dream first time
>Lucid dream about everyday life, then I learn that for as long as I fap and/or **** something, it feels like a never ending orgasm from beginning, until exhaustion.
>Wake up
>Fap
>Can't wait for that dream to happen again
#1 - luckymowse (06/16/2013) [-]
honestly, i'd be flattered if people fantasized/dreamed about having sex with me
User avatar #19 to #1 - raquelian (06/16/2013) [-]
i wanna have sex with you then
#10 - dragemit ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
the gentleman’; armchair
IT' S THIS cum De THING-
WHERE mu can ENTER EACH i% ' l' "Em
User avatar #61 to #10 - afriasdelrio (06/16/2013) [-]
I think it is trying to communicate
User avatar #14 to #10 - Metallicock ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
At least the little lightbulb thing tried
User avatar #25 - wolpertinger (06/16/2013) [-]
I swear Lightbulb is retarded
User avatar #53 - reican (06/16/2013) [-]
if someone shared dreams with me they would ask why I do not wake up from what they define as nightmares.
#99 to #53 - turretbuddy (06/17/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
2edgy4me
#115 to #53 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
same here. (not emo)
User avatar #77 to #53 - jorah (06/16/2013) [-]
"omg lief sux plz kil mi"
#88 to #77 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
How's the friend zone Mormont?
User avatar #89 to #88 - jorah (06/17/2013) [-]
Sucks cock, how do you think it is?
User avatar #131 to #77 - reican (06/17/2013) [-]
the contract is sealed
User avatar #60 to #53 - mrwightproductions (06/16/2013) [-]
Found an emo
User avatar #64 to #60 - reican (06/16/2013) [-]
no, Emos are constantly whining and depressed. I just don't know what the **** I am dreaming about, Why would you be scared of a shark with legs, if it is drunk? It can't stand you.

also: Found a 12 year old who think he is a psychiatrist.
#80 to #67 - cdula (06/16/2013) [-]
Nice one but...   
   
How is he a badass?
Nice one but...

How is he a badass?
User avatar #130 to #80 - reican (06/17/2013) [-]
it's just that he does not know what an emo really is so he tries to be hardcore and make random insults to hide the fact that he is a moron.
User avatar #90 to #80 - jorah (06/17/2013) [-]
#sarcasm
#139 - thewisedane (06/20/2013) [-]
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