Unconventional Spin to a Classic Rhyme. This is a parody of the "Jack and Jill" Nursery rhyme. It is rewritten so that instead of being a classic tale Jack and Jill rhyme Randy transvestite ecards
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Unconventional Spin to a Classic Rhyme

 
Unconventional Spin to a Classic Rhyme. This is a parody of the "Jack and Jill" Nursery rhyme. It is rewritten so that instead of being a classic tale

This is a parody of the "Jack and Jill" Nursery rhyme. It is rewritten so that instead of being a classic tale about a boy and a girl, it is shocked into the contemporary age by twisting the "Jill" character into "Randy" at the very end, revealing that Jill is actually a transvestite. Remember that the original source is on the bottom right corner.

jack and Jill vent up the hill all
so he could lick her .. '
candy, but jack got a
shock and a mouth
...
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Views: 51072 Submitted: 06/15/2013
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#2 - tormain ONLINE
Reply +78
(06/15/2013) [-]
and all the other times
#4 - ibleedbmx
Reply +59
(06/16/2013) [-]
#7 to #4 - kingofthenoobz
Reply -1
(06/16/2013) [-]
#9 to #4 - hellfiazz
Reply +3
(06/16/2013) [-]
>spiderman

>parents
#10 to #9 - phycopath
Reply +3
(06/16/2013) [-]
at least it wasnt batman
#30 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
Spiderman also lost his parents...in plane.
#41 to #30 - phycopath
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
at least they weren't killed right in front of his eyes
#47 - captainwow
Reply +37
(06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down, and broke his crown,
Jack is kill
no
#11 - antigravitycake
Reply +34
(06/16/2013) [-]
doesnt matter, thats my fetish
#12 to #11 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account**
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#8 - qwertyninja
Reply +15
(06/16/2013) [-]
I learnt a slightly different version:

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To try and lick some fanny,
But all Jack got was a mouth full of cock,
Cause Jill was a tranny

This is my fetish
#14 to #8 - frankpolard
Reply +2
(06/16/2013) [-]
but..its not so fluent..
#18 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
I learnt a similar one which flows better:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Jack got a shock with a mouthful of cock
'Cause Jill's a ******* tranny.
#5 - ilovemyguns
Reply +14
(06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill, ol Jack thought he'd get laid.
Jack would kill to be with Jill, "there has to be a way!"
So he pulled down his pants and flat out asked "Can I come in to play?"
Jill said "No" and Jack said "Ho, I'll come in anyway!"
Jill cried and screamed, and begged and pleaded, and things were getting heated,
But jack was ready, and pumped away, until poor Jill was seeded.
#26 to #5 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
That gave me a boner
#13 to #5 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account**
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#29 to #13 - theugandanhero
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(06/16/2013) [-]
AHHmen.
#53 - hahailold
Reply +9
(06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked Jill if she wanna...
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
#68 to #53 - fluffed
Reply +1
(06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill, and son called Bill, now live off minimum wage
Jack bought a gun and killed his son in a fit of drunken rage
#48 - sweetellie
Reply +9
(06/16/2013) [-]
I think Buzz Killington might have written the description.
#16 - tragicrhapsody
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(06/16/2013) [-]