Unconventional Spin to a Classic Rhyme. This is a parody of the "Jack and Jill" Nursery rhyme. It is rewritten so that instead of being a classic tale
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Unconventional Spin to a Classic Rhyme

This is a parody of the "Jack and Jill" Nursery rhyme. It is rewritten so that instead of being a classic tale about a boy and a girl, it is shocked into the contemporary age by twisting the "Jill" character into "Randy" at the very end, revealing that Jill is actually a transvestite. Remember that the original source is on the bottom right corner.

jack and Jill vent up the hill all
so he could lick her .. '
candy, but jack got a
shock and a mouth
...
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Submitted: 06/15/2013
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#73 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water
I don't know what they did up there but now they have a daughter
User avatar #72 - tigersstripes (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some ********* . Jack got high unzipped his fly and said "hey Jill, ya wanna?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, Jack got horny Jill got silly and now they have a daughter.
User avatar #74 to #72 - tigersstripes (06/16/2013) [-]
Gah, i almost forgot my favourite, its not Jack and Jill but...
Mary had a little skirt it was slit right up the side, and every time that mary sat, you could see her thigh. mary had another skirt it was slit right up the front and everytime that Mary sat you could see her **** .
also
Miss suzi had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, the steamboat went to heaven, Miss suzi went to
hello operator, give me number nine, if you disconnect me i'll kick you in the
behind the 'frigerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzi sat upon it and cut her little
ask me no more questions, i'll tell you no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park, miss suzi and her boyfriend are kissing/ ******* (depending on age) in the
darker than the ocean, darker than the see, darker than the ***** boy chasing after me
optional
i know you know my mama
i know you know my pa
i know you know my sister with the 49 yard bra!
#70 - Mexicandude (06/16/2013) [-]
Funny I was listening to Lola by the Kinks when this came up.
#69 - mrdarthy (06/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #67 - Crusader (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill
Went up the Hill
To smoke a little Leaf
Jack got High
Pulled down his Fly
And Jill asked "Where's the Beef?"
User avatar #66 - ionahorse (06/16/2013) [-]
That light bulb

jack and Jill vent up the hill all
so he could lick her .. '
candy, but jack got a
shock and a mouth
User avatar #64 - lightninghedgehog (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down with $2.50
User avatar #65 to #64 - lightninghedgehog (06/16/2013) [-]
that was Andrew Dice Clay, btw.
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#62 - taurusman (06/16/2013) [-]
sigh, off to NSFW i go again
#58 - andovaredoras (06/16/2013) [-]
Seen this one so many times already but its still funny.
Seen this one so many times already but its still funny.
User avatar #57 - fandmoto (06/16/2013) [-]
jack and jill went up the hill,
each of them with a quarter.
Jill came down with 50 cents,
Do you think they went up for water?
#56 - datfozzy (06/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #71 to #56 - Mesmus (06/16/2013) [-]
I dont know why but this guys laughs itself are hilarious...
User avatar #80 to #71 - datfozzy (06/17/2013) [-]
THat's why watching the ricky gervais show is so funny!
#55 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Jokes on you fag this is my ******
User avatar #54 - darksideofthebeast (06/16/2013) [-]
Lightbulb:jack and Jill vent up the hill all
so he could lick her .. '
candy, but jack got a
shock and a mouth'
seems like jack ended up getting what he wanted;
#53 - hahailold (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some *********
Jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked Jill if she wanna...
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
User avatar #68 to #53 - fluffed (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill, and son called Bill, now live off minimum wage
Jack bought a gun and killed his son in a fit of drunken rage
#52 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To smoke a little leaf
Jack got high and dropped his fly
And Jill asked "Where's the beef?"

the only Jack and Jill joke I got
User avatar #51 - kickfacepunchgut (06/16/2013) [-]
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a ***** i'd **** it.

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