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#7 - aerius
Reply +334
(06/16/2013) [-]
Spoiler alert: Obi Wan lied to Luke about his dad... For you see, Luke's father is actually... DARTH VADER.
#170 to #7 - storkillen
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I'm Swedish, so I'll have to translate it but it'll be the same
#194 to #170 - folkflunky
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(06/19/2013) [-]
**folkflunky rolls 99** I want to rape you.
#195 to #194 - folkflunky
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(06/19/2013) [-]
First roll in my life and I get dubs?
#191 to #170 - fnordyy
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(06/17/2013) [-]
**fnordyy rolls 67** "Sug kuk jävla hora"
#190 to #170 - anon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 70** Re-rolling for intrepidy.

"Yeah, she's still mad at me after the miscarriage. I didn't mean to crash the car, but she seems to think that just because i didn't want to be a dad, i'd be willing to smash my car up. She ended up with a some broken bones after i hit her though...BUT on the positive side she is now getting help with the meth addiction thing. Pitty too, gumless blowjobs are the ****. "
#184 to #170 - intrepidy
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(06/16/2013) [-]
**intrepidy rolls 43**

Yeah, she's still mad at me after the miscarriage. I didn't mean to crash the car, but she seems to think that just because i didn't want to be a dad, i'd be willing to smash my car up. She ended up with a some broken bones after i hit her though...BUT on the positive side she is now getting help with the meth addiction thing. Pitty too, gumless blowjobs are the ****.

OH **** WRONG PERSON. SORRY.
#187 to #184 - intrepidy
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I spent awhile thinking that story up miscarriage ACTUALLY THANK YOU.

I didn't want some obvious "i am in lesbians with you" story.

Gawd you do better. I'm so unappreciated. D:
#188 to #187 - miscarriage
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(06/16/2013) [-]
i misunderstood what you were trying to do


i asked if you were autistic.

but then i seen what your reply was to.

my bad.
#185 to #184 - miscarriage
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#181 to #170 - Dap
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(06/16/2013) [-]
**Dap rolls 74**
#176 to #170 - ost
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(06/16/2013) [-]
**ost rolls 80** Hejsan, jag har märkt att dina bröst är ovanligt fasta i utseendet. Må jag ha den äran att eventuellt känna på dem?
#177 to #176 - storkillen
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(06/16/2013) [-]
haha, vad synd! Den hade vart bra ;)
#178 to #177 - ost
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Ja, hade varit roligt att se, haha.
#172 to #170 - bokkos
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(06/16/2013) [-]
**bokkos rolls 68** Suck the dick chicken?
#147 to #7 - jouten
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, you just spoiler somebody like thaSNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
#114 to #7 - drastronomy ONLINE
Reply +2
(06/16/2013) [-]
YOU LITTLE ******

AND I WAS JUST GOING TO WATCH THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY TOO
#106 to #7 - irishpunker
Reply +4
(06/16/2013) [-]
"Wow! Who would have ever guessed Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?"
#90 to #7 - sinclairr
Reply +1
(06/16/2013) [-]
And than Snape kills Dumbledore
#77 to #7 - fnordyy
Reply +7
(06/16/2013) [-]
dont ruin it you faggot
dont ruin it you faggot
#107 to #77 - azsx
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
from?
#73 to #7 - jetpistol
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
Dude spoiler alert !
#72 to #7 - manirock
Reply +14
(06/16/2013) [-]
That's not true! That's impossible!
#61 to #7 - larski
Reply +7
(06/16/2013) [-]
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#55 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
Jon Snow dies...
#171 to #55 - wankershimm **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
All hail Lord Snow!
#54 to #7 - MoooP
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(06/16/2013) [-]
The amusing thing for me is that if you watch all 6 films in story order instead of creation order, it's basically told you to way before Vader says so. They totally ruined the main plot twist of the latter trilogy.
#135 to #54 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/16/2013) [-]
yep. yet another reason why the prequels were terrible.
#112 to #54 - azraelthemage
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(06/16/2013) [-]
That's why you always watch/read movies/TV/Books in release order instead of chronological order.
#131 to #112 - RamzaBeoulve
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(06/16/2013) [-]
You've clearly never read the Redwall series.
#57 to #54 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
No ****. Except you aren't supposed to watch them in story order. As the audience, you also know Palpatine is the emperor. It's called Irony. When the audience knows something the rest of the cast or story members do not. The prequels are just the prologue expanded and explained. How Luke's father, Darth vader, fell. How the Jedi were wiped out and forced into exile. How the Sith created an Empire. It just gives back story to the originals.
#59 to #57 - MoooP
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(06/16/2013) [-]
But usually with prequels where you are meant to watch them latter, they wouldn't do the stupid thing of numbering them 1,2,3 as if it was a normal series that you would watch chronologically.
#38 to #7 - frenzysalem
Reply +15
(06/16/2013) [-]
oh yeah! Well........the Titanic sinks!!!!!
#137 to #38 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Thank god titanic is just a movie. That many people dying would have been awful.
#27 to #7 - tenfatcats
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(06/16/2013) [-]
yea right. then you're gonna tell me that Tyler isn't real.
#22 to #7 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
2SPOOKY4ME
#21 to #7 - Omegashenron
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I just finished episode 4!!!! GOddammit!
I just finished episode 4!!!! GOddammit!
#20 to #7 - manofparody
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(06/16/2013) [-]
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#15 to #7 - rel
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(06/16/2013) [-]
WHAT? I swear if you tell me Snape kills Dumbledore too, I'm gonna flip a ****.
#119 to #15 - savvasp
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#16 to #15 - IamWhoIam
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Snape kills Dumbledore!
#17 to #16 - rel
Reply +28
(06/16/2013) [-]
GOD ******* DAMNIT
#113 to #17 - dsgbiohazard
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Tupac never died.
#91 to #17 - virtigo ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
Bet you didn't know that Bruce Wayne is Batman, either!
#23 to #17 - andrewjla
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Bruce Willis was a ghost...
#33 to #23 - cshp
Reply +70
(06/16/2013) [-]
That's not how Die Hard went at all.
#11 to #7 - punnyjunky
Reply +19
(06/16/2013) [-]
Oh my God are you ******* kidding me? I was actually thinking of watching that anime because of the funny dwarf, but you've just spoiled it all!
#138 to #11 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/16/2013) [-]
anime? dwarf? wat?
#153 to #138 - folkflunky
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(06/16/2013) [-]
thatsthejoke.UWOTM8
#154 to #153 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/16/2013) [-]
This image has expired
i was hoping so
#156 to #154 - folkflunky
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(06/16/2013) [-]
We're all stupid sometimes, like me taking something out of the oven without any protection every ******* time.
#157 to #156 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/16/2013) [-]
hm usually not using protection leads to a bun in the oven. Are you sure you are doing it right?
#159 to #157 - folkflunky
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(06/16/2013) [-]
That's the point. I don't know why, but every single time I take something out of the oven, I try to grab it without protection. I am not a clever man.
#161 to #159 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/16/2013) [-]
i was making a sexual joke... i never take things out of the oven without a potholder or the like. When i was a child i taught myself that the oven is full of hot things.
#162 to #161 - folkflunky
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I didn't recognize the sexual joke (I'm from Ukraine, now I live in Argentina), and I was taught that too, but I still do it. Dunno, maybe I love too much the food.
#163 to #162 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/16/2013) [-]
fair enough. bun in the oven is american (and british i believe) slang for being pregnant. using protection is a euphemism for wearing a condom.
#165 to #163 - folkflunky
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#166 to #165 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/16/2013) [-]
not a good day for us
#167 to #166 - folkflunky
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
Today I had to use my AK.
#8 to #7 - lamerthanyou
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(06/16/2013) [-]
WHAT? NOOOOOO!   
   
   
DAMN YOU AND YOUR SPOILERS!
WHAT? NOOOOOO!


DAMN YOU AND YOUR SPOILERS!