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User avatar #7 - aerius (06/16/2013) [-]
Spoiler alert: Obi Wan lied to Luke about his dad... For you see, Luke's father is actually... DARTH VADER.
#55 to #7 - John Cena (06/16/2013) [-]
Jon Snow dies...
User avatar #171 to #55 - wankershimm **User deleted account** (06/16/2013) [-]
All hail Lord Snow!
User avatar #90 to #7 - sinclairr (06/16/2013) [-]
And than Snape kills Dumbledore
User avatar #54 to #7 - MoooP (06/16/2013) [-]
The amusing thing for me is that if you watch all 6 films in story order instead of creation order, it's basically told you to way before Vader says so. They totally ruined the main plot twist of the latter trilogy.
User avatar #112 to #54 - azraelthemage (06/16/2013) [-]
That's why you always watch/read movies/TV/Books in release order instead of chronological order.
User avatar #131 to #112 - RamzaBeoulve (06/16/2013) [-]
You've clearly never read the Redwall series.
User avatar #135 to #54 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
yep. yet another reason why the prequels were terrible.
#57 to #54 - John Cena (06/16/2013) [-]
No **** . Except you aren't supposed to watch them in story order. As the audience, you also know Palpatine is the emperor. It's called Irony. When the audience knows something the rest of the cast or story members do not. The prequels are just the prologue expanded and explained. How Luke's father, Darth vader, fell. How the Jedi were wiped out and forced into exile. How the Sith created an Empire. It just gives back story to the originals.
User avatar #59 to #57 - MoooP (06/16/2013) [-]
But usually with prequels where you are meant to watch them latter, they wouldn't do the stupid thing of numbering them 1,2,3 as if it was a normal series that you would watch chronologically.
User avatar #114 to #7 - drastronomy (06/16/2013) [-]
YOU LITTLE ******

AND I WAS JUST GOING TO WATCH THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY TOO
#72 to #7 - manirock (06/16/2013) [-]
That's not true! That's impossible!
User avatar #73 to #7 - jetpistol (06/16/2013) [-]
Dude spoiler alert !
#61 to #7 - larski (06/16/2013) [-]
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#77 to #7 - fnordyy (06/16/2013) [-]
dont ruin it you faggot
dont ruin it you faggot
#107 to #77 - azsx (06/16/2013) [-]
from?
User avatar #27 to #7 - tenfatcats (06/16/2013) [-]
yea right. then you're gonna tell me that Tyler isn't real.
#8 to #7 - lamerthanyou (06/16/2013) [-]
WHAT? NOOOOOO!   
   
   
DAMN YOU AND YOUR SPOILERS!
WHAT? NOOOOOO!


DAMN YOU AND YOUR SPOILERS!
User avatar #15 to #7 - rel (06/16/2013) [-]
WHAT? I swear if you tell me Snape kills Dumbledore too, I'm gonna flip a **** .
User avatar #16 to #15 - IamWhoIam (06/16/2013) [-]
Snape kills Dumbledore!
User avatar #17 to #16 - rel (06/16/2013) [-]
GOD ******* DAMNIT
User avatar #23 to #17 - andrewjla (06/16/2013) [-]
Bruce Willis was a ghost...
User avatar #33 to #23 - cshp (06/16/2013) [-]
That's not how Die Hard went at all.
User avatar #91 to #17 - virtigo ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Bet you didn't know that Bruce Wayne is Batman, either!
User avatar #113 to #17 - dsgbiohazard (06/16/2013) [-]
Tupac never died.
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User avatar #38 to #7 - frenzysalem (06/16/2013) [-]
oh yeah! Well........the Titanic sinks!!!!!
User avatar #137 to #38 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
Thank god titanic is just a movie. That many people dying would have been awful.
#170 to #7 - storkillen (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm Swedish, so I'll have to translate it but it'll be the same
User avatar #176 to #170 - ost (06/16/2013) [-]
**ost rolls 80** Hejsan, jag har märkt att dina bröst är ovanligt fasta i utseendet. Må jag ha den äran att eventuellt känna på dem?
User avatar #177 to #176 - storkillen (06/16/2013) [-]
haha, vad synd! Den hade vart bra ;)
User avatar #178 to #177 - ost (06/16/2013) [-]
Ja, hade varit roligt att se, haha.
User avatar #194 to #170 - folkflunky (06/19/2013) [-]
**folkflunky rolls 99** I want to rape you.
#195 to #194 - folkflunky (06/19/2013) [-]
First roll in my life and I get dubs?
User avatar #191 to #170 - fnordyy (06/17/2013) [-]
**fnordyy rolls 67** "Sug kuk jävla hora"
#190 to #170 - John Cena (06/17/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 70** Re-rolling for intrepidy.

"Yeah, she's still mad at me after the miscarriage. I didn't mean to crash the car, but she seems to think that just because i didn't want to be a dad, i'd be willing to smash my car up. She ended up with a some broken bones after i hit her though...BUT on the positive side she is now getting help with the meth addiction thing. Pitty too, gumless blowjobs are the **** . "
#184 to #170 - intrepidy (06/16/2013) [-]
**intrepidy rolls 43**

Yeah, she's still mad at me after the miscarriage. I didn't mean to crash the car, but she seems to think that just because i didn't want to be a dad, i'd be willing to smash my car up. She ended up with a some broken bones after i hit her though...BUT on the positive side she is now getting help with the meth addiction thing. Pitty too, gumless blowjobs are the **** .

OH **** WRONG PERSON. SORRY.
#187 to #184 - intrepidy (06/16/2013) [-]
I spent awhile thinking that story up miscarriage ACTUALLY THANK YOU.

I didn't want some obvious "i am in lesbians with you" story.

Gawd you do better. I'm so unappreciated. D:
User avatar #188 to #187 - miscarriage (06/16/2013) [-]
i misunderstood what you were trying to do


i asked if you were autistic.

but then i seen what your reply was to.

my bad.
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User avatar #181 to #170 - Dap (06/16/2013) [-]
**Dap rolls 74**
User avatar #172 to #170 - bokkos (06/16/2013) [-]
**bokkos rolls 68** Suck the dick chicken?
User avatar #147 to #7 - jouten (06/16/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, you just spoiler somebody like thaSNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
#21 to #7 - Omegashenron (06/16/2013) [-]
I just finished episode 4!!!! GOddammit!
I just finished episode 4!!!! GOddammit!
#22 to #7 - John Cena (06/16/2013) [-]
2SPOOKY4ME
#106 to #7 - irishpunker (06/16/2013) [-]
"Wow! Who would have ever guessed Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?"
User avatar #11 to #7 - punnyjunky (06/16/2013) [-]
Oh my God are you ******* kidding me? I was actually thinking of watching that anime because of the funny dwarf, but you've just spoiled it all!
User avatar #138 to #11 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
anime? dwarf? wat?
User avatar #153 to #138 - folkflunky (06/16/2013) [-]
thatsthejoke.UWOTM8
#154 to #153 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
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i was hoping so
User avatar #156 to #154 - folkflunky (06/16/2013) [-]
We're all stupid sometimes, like me taking something out of the oven without any protection every ******* time.
User avatar #157 to #156 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
hm usually not using protection leads to a bun in the oven. Are you sure you are doing it right?
User avatar #159 to #157 - folkflunky (06/16/2013) [-]
That's the point. I don't know why, but every single time I take something out of the oven, I try to grab it without protection. I am not a clever man.
User avatar #161 to #159 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
i was making a sexual joke... i never take things out of the oven without a potholder or the like. When i was a child i taught myself that the oven is full of hot things.
User avatar #162 to #161 - folkflunky (06/16/2013) [-]
I didn't recognize the sexual joke (I'm from Ukraine, now I live in Argentina), and I was taught that too, but I still do it. Dunno, maybe I love too much the food.
User avatar #163 to #162 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
fair enough. bun in the oven is american (and british i believe) slang for being pregnant. using protection is a euphemism for wearing a condom.
User avatar #166 to #165 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
not a good day for us
User avatar #167 to #166 - folkflunky (06/16/2013) [-]
Today I had to use my AK.
#2 - hydromatic (06/16/2013) [-]
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#9 to #2 - vorarephilia (06/16/2013) [-]
first gif i ever saved
first gif i ever saved
#1 - bushingenna (06/16/2013) [-]
lets get a force thread going
lets get a force thread going
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User avatar #164 to #1 - popkornking (06/16/2013) [-]
Fe=(kq1q2)/r^2
User avatar #134 to #122 - bushingenna (06/16/2013) [-]
holy ****
#66 to #5 - cough (06/16/2013) [-]
I need the source of that video please!
I need the source of that video please!
User avatar #10 to #1 - anonemous (06/16/2013) [-]
F = M x A
User avatar #35 to #10 - guidedhand (06/16/2013) [-]
F=mu*N
#103 to #35 - software (06/16/2013) [-]
F = k x
#110 to #103 - draxdiesel (06/16/2013) [-]
f=(mv-mu)/t
User avatar #143 to #110 - srskate (06/16/2013) [-]
F = W / D
#45 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
MFW Anakin went over to the dark side
MFW Yoda dies
MFW Darth Vader redeems himself then dies
MFW Order 66
MFW chewie dies in one of the books
#148 to #45 - porksammich (06/16/2013) [-]
I cried for a bit when I saw Darth Vader die in Lego Star Wars 2 <_<
User avatar #192 to #148 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
i did too.
User avatar #150 to #45 - darthblam (06/16/2013) [-]
Anakin's fall to the dark side was rather ****** in my opinion..
"Oh no! I had a dream of Padme dying! What's that old guy? You know a way to save her? Better destroy the government and murder an academy full of small children!"

And seriously... it was ALL so Anakin could "save" Padme.
User avatar #193 to #150 - andnowducks (06/17/2013) [-]
But if you think, he first step to the darkside was when his Mom got kidnapped.
User avatar #179 to #150 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
yeah, but the whole damn movie was just depressing
#155 to #45 - John Cena (06/16/2013) [-]
took a ******* Moon to kill him o_O
#109 to #45 - azraelthemage (06/16/2013) [-]
Chewbacca dies?
Chewbacca dies?
User avatar #116 to #109 - andnowducks (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm going to just copy and paste it from the Wookiepeedia on his death.

In 25 ABY, Chewbacca, Han Solo and his youngest son Anakin were sent by Lando Calrissian to pick up a shipment on Sernpidal. When they arrived, the Solos and Chewbacca met an old man, the former mayor of Sernpidal City, who informed them that Dobido was headed on a collision course with Sernpidal and that it was orbiting its host quickly, dropping closer to Sernpidal at regular intervals. While Chewbacca and Han began loading as many people as they could onto the Falcon, Anakin rushed off into Sernpidal City with the mayor in tow. Chewie and Solo managed to evacuate as many people as they could hold, managing to rescue thousands of Sernpidalians, using the Millennium Falcon and various other starships.
Anakin calculated Dobido would collide with Sernpidal in seven hours. This event, unbeknownst to them, was a result of the Yuuzhan Vong tactic, Yo'gand's Core. As the winds picked up, Anakin was knocked into the distance, causing Chewie to run after him. Chewie was able to bring Anakin to safety on the Falcon, but another blast of wind knocked him out of reach. Anakin piloted the Falcon, while his father stood on the entrance ramp hoping to lift Chewie up, but was forced to flee from Sernpidal when he realized it was too late to save Chewie. The Wookiee stood in the moon's trajectory, howling defiantly, and was crushed to death with those Sernpidalians who could not escape. His death drove Han to a resentment of his son Anakin. Han eventually recovered and forgave his son, but the death of his battle-brother and dearest companion would stick with him forever.
User avatar #128 to #109 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
everybody dies eventually
#132 to #129 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
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there can only be one
User avatar #180 to #109 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
yeah...one of the books, Takes a ******* moon just to kill the bastard though...he dies saving one of han and leia's sons...who dies anyway at a later time.
#85 to #45 - ohemgeezus (06/16/2013) [-]





OMG THANKS FOR SPOILING THEM!
#182 to #85 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome random civilian!
You're welcome random civilian!
#100 to #45 - atoma (06/16/2013) [-]
Well **** you for spoiling something in book I was never gonna read cuz I'm a ******* casual!
User avatar #111 to #100 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
You should read it. It's a great book.

Here it is for $3.49 with free shipping within the U.S.

www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=10304085457&searchurl=n%3D100046078%26sts%3Dt%26tn%3Dvector%2Bprime%26x%3D46%26y%3D9
#120 to #111 - dctrpepper (06/16/2013) [-]
I totally know RA Salvatore, he's an excellent guy. He wrote this other book called the highwayman which I highly recommend.

inb4 nobody cares
User avatar #123 to #120 - crazylance (06/16/2013) [-]
R.A Salvatore, ***** , you best be ready, because I love him, and I wanna find the PDF file of Highwayman, any idea where I can get it since I'm so poor and irish?
User avatar #127 to #125 - crazylance (06/16/2013) [-]
Ah, a shame, it doesn't work. Thanks for at least sending a link.
User avatar #149 to #111 - atoma (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm norwegian, and I really prefer to buy digital copies
#43 - crazyolitis (06/16/2013) [-]
I wonder how expensive those things would be.
I wonder how expensive those things would be.
User avatar #133 to #43 - schneidend (06/16/2013) [-]
3000 credits a piece in the Star Wars Saga Edition talbetop RPG.

actshyualy.jpg
User avatar #88 to #43 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
Each Jedi has to make it themselves, so it would really just be the cost of parts plus a proficient knowledge of The Force. Unless you were to steal one from a Jedi, but good luck with that one.
User avatar #89 to #88 - crazyolitis (06/16/2013) [-]
Grievous seems to be quite good with stealing them.
User avatar #102 to #89 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
Well the next time you turn into a 12-foot, 75% mechanical monster, let me know. I'd like to see this.
User avatar #104 to #102 - crazyolitis (06/16/2013) [-]
Allright, will do.
#51 to #43 - lordaurion (06/16/2013) [-]
You have to be force sensitive to use them anyway. But probably as much as a small vehicle.
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User avatar #58 to #51 - crazyolitis (06/16/2013) [-]
But how about General Grievous?
User avatar #63 to #58 - sovereignsunkown (06/16/2013) [-]
Grievous used lightsabers he stole from the various jedi he murdered.
because apparently he was just THAT awesome
#60 to #58 - lordaurion (06/16/2013) [-]
Special snowflake rules.
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#118 - lolercoasters (06/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #121 to #118 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
i laughed harder at that gif than pretty much anything else all day. take all the thumbs
#19 - HaloMythbuster (06/16/2013) [-]
"Is that a Health Sword?"
#31 to #19 - John Cena (06/16/2013) [-]
hehe grumps...
#28 to #19 - motherfuckingkenji (06/16/2013) [-]
Hold on, wait, excuse me.....



What?
Let me just
let me just think for a second....


No, it's not.
It is the exact OPPOSITE of a health sword.

How the **** do you even get that?
#12 - thype (06/16/2013) [-]
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#49 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
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#160 to #49 - bemmo (06/16/2013) [-]
I have so many of these.
I have so many of these.
#62 - pappathethird (06/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #145 to #62 - PhuckingPhreak (06/16/2013) [-]
ive never laughed so soul-lessly.......
User avatar #86 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
Well he definitely would have wanted him to have it if he hadn't turned evil. I just think Old Ben likes to think of Anakin as he once was when he's around Luke.
User avatar #151 to #86 - darthblam (06/16/2013) [-]
A near useless, sarcastic, and often whiny bastard?
User avatar #152 to #151 - darthblam (06/16/2013) [-]
I mean.. really.. the only time I had respect for Anakin as a character was when he was in that Clone Wars animated series that came on a few years ago, before the release of Revenge of the Sith
#29 - asasqw (06/16/2013) [-]
You were a laughably foolish Jedi and a puppet of a Sith Vader.
User avatar #52 to #29 - drunkenfist (06/16/2013) [-]
I wonder who would win in a fight, Darth Revan, or The God Emperor of Mankind...
User avatar #139 to #52 - redneckhokage (06/16/2013) [-]
im gunna say Revan cause she's a total badass
User avatar #82 - masdercheef (06/16/2013) [-]
Well, it certainly sounds a lot better than "Oh, I took this from your father after I left him burning next to a river of lava. Oh, and I also cut off both of his legs and one of his arms at some point."
#168 - tmdarby (06/16/2013) [-]
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#74 - software (06/16/2013) [-]
i liked the prequels as much as the originals
bring the rage
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User avatar #83 to #74 - captinchikin (06/16/2013) [-]
I've been a Star Wars fan since I was born (after the originals came out, but before the prequels were out). I've always liked the prequels because when I saw them, I wasn't old enough to realize why people didn't like them. If you put the prequels against other movies, they're extremely good movies. The problem is, most people put them against the Originals. And in my opinion, the Originals are the three greatest movies ever made.
#101 to #83 - software (06/16/2013) [-]
same here
people only seem to group them as just prequels or originals but i thought that episode 3 was better than 5, because 5 seemed mostly like filler between 4 & 6 (with the exception of the parts at the end with luke i am your father and han be frozen and so on)
#136 to #74 - hellomynameisgodsy (06/16/2013) [-]
As a starwars fan I like both equally for the story they told, both have their flaws but it's easy to overlook them when you get something as awesome as star wars.
User avatar #79 to #74 - neutralgray (06/16/2013) [-]
I didn't mind them.

I just didn't like the character progression of the third one specifically. It had amazing visuals but Anakin's change into Vader could have been better, slower-paced, and more tragically brutal. Instead, though, one of the most iconic villains of history just came off as whiny and had a complete 180 from "I don't know, Mr. Chancellor Sir" to "I'll go butcher some kids like they're pigs for you Mr. Chancellor Sir."
#81 to #79 - software (06/16/2013) [-]
i dunno, i thought it had been coming since episode 2 where he does a similar thing with the sand people
User avatar #87 to #81 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
I think that was really just foreshadowing. Sure, the seed was planted then, but it didn't do any growing for a long time. There was a pretty large gap between that incident and the next time he did something that evil.
#126 to #87 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
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i did not like the prequels much at all. the storytelling and acting were terrible, the script painful, and there was virtually no logic used in haphazardly trying to fit them into the original 3. If you want a very in depth run down of why so many fans dislike them, i suggest you watch the highly entertaining Plinkett star wars reviews on redletter media.
redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/
User avatar #186 to #87 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
there's lots of points in the clone wars (2008-2013) series where he does some evil stuff...For instance there's a story arc of him going onto a planet called mortis and briefly falling to the dark side...I think it's in season 3.

#108 to #74 - azraelthemage (06/16/2013) [-]
They have their own merits. I personally liked them myself. Granted, my favorite in the entire saga is Empire Strikes Back, but that's mainly because of what happens. Both trilogies have their strengths and flaws. It's just that "die hard" fans seem to over look the flaws of the originals while point them out in the prequels. Although, I do feel that Anakin's turn to the dark side could've been handled better, but you can only do so much within a two hour long movie. And we can all agree, Jar Jar is annoying. Granted, he doesn't annoy me as much as other people seem to think. If there's anything I do wish they did with the prequels, is to cast a different actor for Anakin. I know some of his lines were cringe worthy, but a great actor can make those lines seem outstanding...except for his speech on sand. (No seriously, he comes from a dessert planet and hates sand? Are you kidding me?)
User avatar #189 to #108 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
I agreed with everything up until the little sand quip. I come from Florida, and I absolutely hate the heat. And the beach. And I dislike Disney World. Like me, he didn't have a choice when it came to where he was raised.
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