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User avatar #7 - aerius (06/16/2013) [+] (59 replies)
Spoiler alert: Obi Wan lied to Luke about his dad... For you see, Luke's father is actually... DARTH VADER.
#1 - bushingenna (06/16/2013) [+] (25 replies)
lets get a force thread going
lets get a force thread going
User avatar #10 to #1 - anonemous ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
F = M x A
#2 - hydromatic (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#45 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (22 replies)
MFW Anakin went over to the dark side
MFW Yoda dies
MFW Darth Vader redeems himself then dies
MFW Order 66
MFW chewie dies in one of the books
#19 - HaloMythbuster (06/16/2013) [+] (10 replies)
"Is that a Health Sword?"
#43 - crazyolitis (06/16/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I wonder how expensive those things would be.
I wonder how expensive those things would be.
#118 - lolercoasters ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#12 - thype (06/16/2013) [-]
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#49 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #25 - motherfuckingkenji (06/16/2013) [+] (13 replies)
You know, lightsaber batteries don't last very long. Because a Jedi isn't supposed to have to use their lightsaber unless they need it, their batteries aren't very big. They only last maybe an hour or so. That fight between those two was quite long and was likely a huge drain on their lightsabers, so I wouldn't think Luke would be able to use it for the rest of his life even if he didn't inherit his father's penchant for losing it. If he did lose it, he would have had to learn to build one on his own, which I imagine would have been very difficult considering there wasn't any sort of reference on how to make one. Maybe his first attempt made one that was horribly underpowered like a child padawan's lightsaber; one you could grab the blade of and only get a bit burned. Maybe he couldn't have made one anyways because the Empire destroyed every natural source of lightsaber crystals after rising to power. Hell, if he even got a crystal it might even have been red (which does NOT necessarily denote alignment).

Of course, everything I said in this wall of text is pointless ******** considering the fact that lightsabers use the same batteries as the average blaster and are easily replaceable. I wouldn't actually doubt that the wiser Jedis carried a spare battery or two in their pockets when going on longer missions. I mean, the always have little pouches on their belts, so one of them was probably for that purpose.

Can you imagine? The fight between Anakin and Obi-Wan and at one point Anakin was like " **** , hold on a second, I need to change the battery."
User avatar #34 to #25 - evilmagic ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Actually, the lightsabers use a more advanced specialized energy pack that almost never needs to be replaced. Or at least thats what the SWSE rulebooks say.
User avatar #86 - brenton (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well he definitely would have wanted him to have it if he hadn't turned evil. I just think Old Ben likes to think of Anakin as he once was when he's around Luke.
#74 - software (06/16/2013) [+] (12 replies)
i liked the prequels as much as the originals
bring the rage
#29 - asasqw (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You were a laughably foolish Jedi and a puppet of a Sith Vader.
User avatar #82 - masdercheef (06/16/2013) [-]
Well, it certainly sounds a lot better than "Oh, I took this from your father after I left him burning next to a river of lava. Oh, and I also cut off both of his legs and one of his arms at some point."
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