Anakin. . L l " father ‘Hull tta RENE Mil -" fir I HATE YOU!. Spoiler alert: Obi Wan lied to Luke about his dad... For you see, Luke's father is actually... DARTH VADER.
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#168 - tmdarby (06/16/2013) [-]
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#158 - omnomsaade ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
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#118 - lolercoasters (06/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #121 to #118 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
i laughed harder at that gif than pretty much anything else all day. take all the thumbs
#115 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (06/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
Well he definitely would have wanted him to have it if he hadn't turned evil. I just think Old Ben likes to think of Anakin as he once was when he's around Luke.
User avatar #151 to #86 - darthblam (06/16/2013) [-]
A near useless, sarcastic, and often whiny bastard?
User avatar #152 to #151 - darthblam (06/16/2013) [-]
I mean.. really.. the only time I had respect for Anakin as a character was when he was in that Clone Wars animated series that came on a few years ago, before the release of Revenge of the Sith
#84 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Is that a healing sword?
User avatar #82 - masdercheef (06/16/2013) [-]
Well, it certainly sounds a lot better than "Oh, I took this from your father after I left him burning next to a river of lava. Oh, and I also cut off both of his legs and one of his arms at some point."
#74 - software (06/16/2013) [-]
i liked the prequels as much as the originals
bring the rage
#136 to #74 - hellomynameisgodsy (06/16/2013) [-]
As a starwars fan I like both equally for the story they told, both have their flaws but it's easy to overlook them when you get something as awesome as star wars.
#108 to #74 - azraelthemage (06/16/2013) [-]
They have their own merits. I personally liked them myself. Granted, my favorite in the entire saga is Empire Strikes Back, but that's mainly because of what happens. Both trilogies have their strengths and flaws. It's just that "die hard" fans seem to over look the flaws of the originals while point them out in the prequels. Although, I do feel that Anakin's turn to the dark side could've been handled better, but you can only do so much within a two hour long movie. And we can all agree, Jar Jar is annoying. Granted, he doesn't annoy me as much as other people seem to think. If there's anything I do wish they did with the prequels, is to cast a different actor for Anakin. I know some of his lines were cringe worthy, but a great actor can make those lines seem outstanding...except for his speech on sand. (No seriously, he comes from a dessert planet and hates sand? Are you kidding me?)
User avatar #189 to #108 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
I agreed with everything up until the little sand quip. I come from Florida, and I absolutely hate the heat. And the beach. And I dislike Disney World. Like me, he didn't have a choice when it came to where he was raised.
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User avatar #83 to #74 - captinchikin (06/16/2013) [-]
I've been a Star Wars fan since I was born (after the originals came out, but before the prequels were out). I've always liked the prequels because when I saw them, I wasn't old enough to realize why people didn't like them. If you put the prequels against other movies, they're extremely good movies. The problem is, most people put them against the Originals. And in my opinion, the Originals are the three greatest movies ever made.
#101 to #83 - software (06/16/2013) [-]
same here
people only seem to group them as just prequels or originals but i thought that episode 3 was better than 5, because 5 seemed mostly like filler between 4 & 6 (with the exception of the parts at the end with luke i am your father and han be frozen and so on)
User avatar #79 to #74 - neutralgray (06/16/2013) [-]
I didn't mind them.

I just didn't like the character progression of the third one specifically. It had amazing visuals but Anakin's change into Vader could have been better, slower-paced, and more tragically brutal. Instead, though, one of the most iconic villains of history just came off as whiny and had a complete 180 from "I don't know, Mr. Chancellor Sir" to "I'll go butcher some kids like they're pigs for you Mr. Chancellor Sir."
#81 to #79 - software (06/16/2013) [-]
i dunno, i thought it had been coming since episode 2 where he does a similar thing with the sand people
User avatar #87 to #81 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
I think that was really just foreshadowing. Sure, the seed was planted then, but it didn't do any growing for a long time. There was a pretty large gap between that incident and the next time he did something that evil.
User avatar #186 to #87 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
there's lots of points in the clone wars (2008-2013) series where he does some evil stuff...For instance there's a story arc of him going onto a planet called mortis and briefly falling to the dark side...I think it's in season 3.

#126 to #87 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
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i did not like the prequels much at all. the storytelling and acting were terrible, the script painful, and there was virtually no logic used in haphazardly trying to fit them into the original 3. If you want a very in depth run down of why so many fans dislike them, i suggest you watch the highly entertaining Plinkett star wars reviews on redletter media.
#62 - pappathethird (06/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #145 to #62 - PhuckingPhreak (06/16/2013) [-]
ive never laughed so soul-lessly.......
#49 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
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#160 to #49 - bemmo (06/16/2013) [-]
I have so many of these.
I have so many of these.
#146 to #49 - iamwillygean ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
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#48 - kidsquicker (06/16/2013) [-]
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#56 to #48 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Saint Hitler ?
#45 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
MFW Anakin went over to the dark side
MFW Yoda dies
MFW Darth Vader redeems himself then dies
MFW Order 66
MFW chewie dies in one of the books
#155 to #45 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
took a ******* Moon to kill him o_O
User avatar #150 to #45 - darthblam (06/16/2013) [-]
Anakin's fall to the dark side was rather ****** in my opinion..
"Oh no! I had a dream of Padme dying! What's that old guy? You know a way to save her? Better destroy the government and ****** an academy full of small children!"

And seriously... it was ALL so Anakin could "save" Padme.
User avatar #193 to #150 - andnowducks (06/17/2013) [-]
But if you think, he first step to the darkside was when his Mom got kidnapped.
User avatar #179 to #150 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
yeah, but the whole damn movie was just depressing
#148 to #45 - porksammich (06/16/2013) [-]
I cried for a bit when I saw Darth Vader die in Lego Star Wars 2 <_<
User avatar #192 to #148 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
i did too.
#109 to #45 - azraelthemage (06/16/2013) [-]
Chewbacca dies?
Chewbacca dies?
User avatar #180 to #109 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-] of the books, Takes a ******* moon just to kill the bastard though...he dies saving one of han and leia's sons...who dies anyway at a later time.
User avatar #128 to #109 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
everybody dies eventually
#132 to #129 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
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there can only be one
User avatar #116 to #109 - andnowducks (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm going to just copy and paste it from the Wookiepeedia on his death.

In 25 ABY, Chewbacca, Han Solo and his youngest son Anakin were sent by Lando Calrissian to pick up a shipment on Sernpidal. When they arrived, the Solos and Chewbacca met an old man, the former mayor of Sernpidal City, who informed them that Dobido was headed on a collision course with Sernpidal and that it was orbiting its host quickly, dropping closer to Sernpidal at regular intervals. While Chewbacca and Han began loading as many people as they could onto the Falcon, Anakin rushed off into Sernpidal City with the mayor in tow. Chewie and Solo managed to evacuate as many people as they could hold, managing to rescue thousands of Sernpidalians, using the Millennium Falcon and various other starships.
Anakin calculated Dobido would collide with Sernpidal in seven hours. This event, unbeknownst to them, was a result of the Yuuzhan Vong tactic, Yo'gand's Core. As the winds picked up, Anakin was knocked into the distance, causing Chewie to run after him. Chewie was able to bring Anakin to safety on the Falcon, but another blast of wind knocked him out of reach. Anakin piloted the Falcon, while his father stood on the entrance ramp hoping to lift Chewie up, but was forced to flee from Sernpidal when he realized it was too late to save Chewie. The Wookiee stood in the moon's trajectory, howling defiantly, and was crushed to death with those Sernpidalians who could not escape. His death drove Han to a resentment of his son Anakin. Han eventually recovered and forgave his son, but the death of his battle-brother and dearest companion would stick with him forever.
#100 to #45 - atoma (06/16/2013) [-]
Well **** you for spoiling something in book I was never gonna read cuz I'm a ******* casual!
User avatar #111 to #100 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
You should read it. It's a great book.

Here it is for $3.49 with free shipping within the U.S.

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User avatar #149 to #111 - atoma (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm norwegian, and I really prefer to buy digital copies
#120 to #111 - dctrpepper ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I totally know RA Salvatore, he's an excellent guy. He wrote this other book called the highwayman which I highly recommend.

inb4 nobody cares
User avatar #123 to #120 - crazylance (06/16/2013) [-]
R.A Salvatore, ***** , you best be ready, because I love him, and I wanna find the PDF file of Highwayman, any idea where I can get it since I'm so poor and irish?
User avatar #127 to #125 - crazylance (06/16/2013) [-]
Ah, a shame, it doesn't work. Thanks for at least sending a link.
#85 to #45 - ohemgeezus (06/16/2013) [-]

#182 to #85 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome random civilian!
You're welcome random civilian!
#43 - crazyolitis (06/16/2013) [-]
I wonder how expensive those things would be.
I wonder how expensive those things would be.
User avatar #133 to #43 - schneidend (06/16/2013) [-]
3000 credits a piece in the Star Wars Saga Edition talbetop RPG.

User avatar #88 to #43 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
Each Jedi has to make it themselves, so it would really just be the cost of parts plus a proficient knowledge of The Force. Unless you were to steal one from a Jedi, but good luck with that one.
User avatar #89 to #88 - crazyolitis (06/16/2013) [-]
Grievous seems to be quite good with stealing them.
User avatar #102 to #89 - brenton (06/16/2013) [-]
Well the next time you turn into a 12-foot, 75% mechanical monster, let me know. I'd like to see this.
User avatar #104 to #102 - crazyolitis (06/16/2013) [-]
Allright, will do.
#51 to #43 - lordaurion (06/16/2013) [-]
You have to be force sensitive to use them anyway. But probably as much as a small vehicle.
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User avatar #58 to #51 - crazyolitis (06/16/2013) [-]
But how about General Grievous?
User avatar #63 to #58 - sovereignsunkown (06/16/2013) [-]
Grievous used lightsabers he stole from the various jedi he ******** .
because apparently he was just THAT awesome
#60 to #58 - lordaurion (06/16/2013) [-]
Special snowflake rules.
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#41 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm watching Star Wars right now. I'm really high. and this post is blowing my ******* mind
User avatar #40 - stuntzing **User deleted account** (06/16/2013) [-]
spoiler alert: snape kills dumbledor
#29 - asasqw (06/16/2013) [-]
You were a laughably foolish Jedi and a puppet of a Sith Vader.
User avatar #52 to #29 - drunkenfist ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I wonder who would win in a fight, Darth Revan, or The God Emperor of Mankind...
User avatar #139 to #52 - redneckhokage (06/16/2013) [-]
im gunna say Revan cause she's a total badass
User avatar #25 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
You know, lightsaber batteries don't last very long. Because a Jedi isn't supposed to have to use their lightsaber unless they need it, their batteries aren't very big. They only last maybe an hour or so. That fight between those two was quite long and was likely a huge drain on their lightsabers, so I wouldn't think Luke would be able to use it for the rest of his life even if he didn't inherit his father's penchant for losing it. If he did lose it, he would have had to learn to build one on his own, which I imagine would have been very difficult considering there wasn't any sort of reference on how to make one. Maybe his first attempt made one that was horribly underpowered like a child padawan's lightsaber; one you could grab the blade of and only get a bit burned. Maybe he couldn't have made one anyways because the Empire destroyed every natural source of lightsaber crystals after rising to power. Hell, if he even got a crystal it might even have been red (which does NOT necessarily denote alignment).

Of course, everything I said in this wall of text is pointless ******** considering the fact that lightsabers use the same batteries as the average blaster and are easily replaceable. I wouldn't actually doubt that the wiser Jedis carried a spare battery or two in their pockets when going on longer missions. I mean, the always have little pouches on their belts, so one of them was probably for that purpose.

Can you imagine? The fight between Anakin and Obi-Wan and at one point Anakin was like " **** , hold on a second, I need to change the battery."
User avatar #141 to #25 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Actually, the blade was a continuous loop of energy, so basically no energy was lost when they were used.

Only when they made contact with another object (and thus the loop was interrupted) was energy consumed.

Also, they could be re-charged very easily.
User avatar #140 to #25 - hellomynameisgodsy (06/16/2013) [-]
I liked this explanation simply for the imagery of the evil and powerful vader stopping up in the middle of a fight and scrambling to find a duracell in his remote or something.
#142 to #140 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
&quot;						****					 Yes, Lord Vader?&quot;   
&quot;Run down to the Space 7-11 and pick up a pack of AAAs. Here's a fiver.&quot;   
&quot;Here are those batteries you asked for, Lord Vader. Don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me&quot;   
&quot;You idiot THESE ARE RAYOVACS!&quot;
" **** Yes, Lord Vader?"
"Run down to the Space 7-11 and pick up a pack of AAAs. Here's a fiver."

"Here are those batteries you asked for, Lord Vader. Don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me"
#53 to #25 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
well we know that luke made one because his light saber is green in return of the jedi.
User avatar #34 to #25 - evilmagic (06/16/2013) [-]
Actually, the lightsabers use a more advanced specialized energy pack that almost never needs to be replaced. Or at least thats what the SWSE rulebooks say.
#42 to #34 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
******** . My lightsaber takes 2 D batteries that need to be replaced every other day that me and my cousin duel because he comes over acting like a smug jackass because he has the double sided Darth Maul lightsaber.
User avatar #36 to #34 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I swear I remember reading on Wookieepedia or something that they use blaster batteries for easy replacing. And that they only last for a short time.
I reread it and they use Diatium (or whatever) energy cells that, when assembled correctly, never require replacing or maintenance.
Again, I'm far too tired to remember these things.
#39 to #36 - cthumoo ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Hahaha, wookiepedia??
#78 to #39 - diffusion (06/16/2013) [-]
Who hasn't heard of wookiepedia wtf
Who hasn't heard of wookiepedia wtf
User avatar #117 to #78 - cthumoo ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I guess I'm the only one who's never felt compelled to look up Star Wars trivia
User avatar #30 to #25 - asasqw (06/16/2013) [-]
Luke had an artificially created crystal. (Doesn't mean it needs to be red) What surprised me is that he didn't mess up at all in creation and blow off his hand. Then again he did have his robotic hand at the time so perhaps he did a few times and got some replacements?
#37 to #30 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
It's also a time of intense meditation for the Jedi to make a lightsaber, plus he had Yoda to confer with, along with ghostobiwan
User avatar #32 to #30 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm too tired and I forgot that he reintroduced artificial crystals as the standard even though the old Jedi Order frowned upon the practice.
It only makes sense, though. Like I said, there are no more sources for natural crystals. Plus he probably didn't know about how they didn't like using them and saw that artificial crystals were superior in pretty much every way. If he could have exactly replicated Anakin's lightsaber, it probably would have been more powerful because of the different crystal.
#19 - HaloMythbuster (06/16/2013) [-]
"Is that a Health Sword?"
#31 to #19 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
hehe grumps...
#28 to #19 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Hold on, wait, excuse me.....

Let me just
let me just think for a second....

No, it's not.
It is the exact OPPOSITE of a health sword.

How the **** do you even get that?
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#80 to #13 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm gonna need some sauce here... It's a matter of national security...
User avatar #97 to #80 - ryukrules (06/16/2013) [-]
I went to the depths of hell and back to bring you this
User avatar #130 to #97 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
that was a good commercial. Girl was very cute.
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