Ultimate Life Hacks. I will personally thumb every single comment. Thumb orgy It's gonna get kinky.. I thought the first one was going to be about ADD. I am not a clever man.
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User avatar #96 to #19 - savvasp (06/16/2013) [-]
I read that as "Tranny". I was so confused.
#28 - LordFapsalot (06/16/2013) [-]
I've tried the dog one before. He just walks faster as well. If I keep trying to go slightly faster, we both end up running
I've tried the dog one before. He just walks faster as well. If I keep trying to go slightly faster, we both end up running
#135 to #28 - John Cena (06/16/2013) [-]
That's the joke
User avatar #100 to #28 - mastermonorail (06/16/2013) [-]
Well, just pull the dog at you, and if you have a little dog, make him fly into the air.
#35 to #28 - John Cena (06/16/2013) [-]
Exact what I thought. No use try to outspeeding the dog.
#6 - esquaredsixteen (06/15/2013) [-]
I can hear everything.
#102 to #6 - John Cena (06/16/2013) [-]
On the internet no one can hear you scream.
#24 to #6 - John Cena (06/16/2013) [-]
If yoda and leonard nimoy had a baby, this would be their lovechild.
#8 to #6 - tragickingdom (06/15/2013) [-]
I can hear my cells dividing
#30 to #8 - gahblah (06/16/2013) [-]
I can hear why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
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#36 to #23 - John Cena (06/16/2013) [-]
!!!!lLOLsorandom!!!!!! XXXXDDD!!!!!!!!
User avatar #2 - kietzu (06/15/2013) [-]
I thought there would be a hidden message if you only read the uppercase words.

'Add double lonely people create annoy mc pretend save revisit dhl cheer trick jockeys mobility scooter drivers fool fall down uk government stop cconvince'.

There wasn't.
User avatar #116 to #2 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/16/2013) [-]
" fall down uk government "
Sounds like a hidden message to me
User avatar #67 to #2 - dmkstarstar (06/16/2013) [-]
Have you tried unscrambling them?
Or have you tried turning it on and off?
#1 - crazyolitis (06/15/2013) [-]
I thought the first one was going to be about ADD. I am not a clever man.
I thought the first one was going to be about ADD. I am not a clever man.
User avatar #56 to #1 - thisisyoface (06/16/2013) [-]
You are not alone....
User avatar #58 to #1 - tauntaun (06/16/2013) [-]
now i have to scroll up
User avatar #4 to #1 - mastusone (06/15/2013) [-]
I re read the first word like 5 times trying to figure it out
#15 - smashingprodigy (06/16/2013) [-]
Why use a mobility scooter when you can fly?
#64 - iamtheblackgoat (06/16/2013) [-]
I actually found the funeral one to be kind of useful and clever
#31 - heartlessrobot (06/16/2013) [-]
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Why bother with emotional barriers when there's no one that would want in?
#61 - jewkakke (06/16/2013) [-]
Always complaning about not having money? Don't spend it on useless **** , then you will have some.
#3 - totallynotme (06/15/2013) [-]
The one about the tenner in your suit actually seems like quite a good idea.
#11 to #3 - jabzilla (06/16/2013) [-]
whats a tenner?
User avatar #16 to #11 - zumbs (06/16/2013) [-]
Ten dollar bill.
#26 to #16 - jabzilla (06/16/2013) [-]
oh...but why would you want a $10 bill at a funeral? this joke is flyin way over my head
User avatar #33 to #26 - zumbs (06/16/2013) [-]
Well it said to put it in your suit right now, so if you ever have to go to a funeral in the future, you'll wear the suit and then later find 10 dollars in there that you will more than likely have forgotten about.
#50 to #33 - jabzilla (06/16/2013) [-]
oooh got ya. thanks for helpin me out lol
#39 - mikoli ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - kuraithevision (06/16/2013) [-]
Half of this sounded like stuff to add to a bucket list.
#18 - felixfj (06/16/2013) [-]
meahwhile.
meahwhile.
User avatar #41 - I Am Monkey (06/16/2013) [-]
Before I realized that the first word of each is fully capitalized I thought the first one was saying "Attention deficit disorder a touch of magic to your cold".
#109 - logickid (06/16/2013) [-]
A comp that makes fun of life hack posts?

Neat.
#34 - Dakafal (06/16/2013) [-]
Hey, don't talk **** about Florence.
#154 to #34 - diegotan (06/16/2013) [-]
Florence always reminds me of Ezio.
Florence always reminds me of Ezio.
#82 to #34 - edcbbiii (06/16/2013) [-]
what if the girls name was 'The Machine' and the band was Florence, and everyone's just been getting it wrong this whole time...
what if the girls name was 'The Machine' and the band was Florence, and everyone's just been getting it wrong this whole time...
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