Two words.. . I quit,. Make sure to grab a few on the way out
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User avatar #18 - Pestilence (06/16/2013) [-]
This really isn't that bad.

That mess would take maybe two hours, tops, to clean up.

When you work in a stockroom, you start looking at things like this as "How much time can I milk out of this since I'm getting paid by the hour?"
#24 to #18 - urbemarmis (06/16/2013) [-]
ueah but then you have the possibility that youre gonna get fired anyway. although i guess you could get the last few hours in
#76 to #24 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Why would you get fired for doing your job by cleaning up stock?
#99 to #76 - urbemarmis (06/16/2013) [-]
well i assumed youre the one that made the mess. idk why people would thumb anyone up or down for that. there were no opinions being shared. it just shows how dumb they are...
#20 to #18 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
exactly what i thought.

Work is boring as hell at retail stores, so I'd see this as "Holy **** , something to do for 2 hours!"
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (06/15/2013) [-]
Make sure to grab a few on the way out
User avatar #11 - redclover (06/16/2013) [-]
You see this Walmart? You see what your low prices do?
These poor soft drinks have had their entire self-value lowered because of your prices.
Every 45 seconds, another soft drink commits suicide because it feels it isn't worth anything.
Stop the genocide, Walmart.
User avatar #77 to #11 - buttholee ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
That'd make a great advertisement.
#46 to #11 - DemonBowx (06/16/2013) [-]
Shelf-life?
#7 - felixfj (06/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #35 to #7 - redstag (06/16/2013) [-]
no no. stacked soda no here.
#32 - shkiminawainkey (06/16/2013) [-]
Thank god the mentos weren't  next to the coke. The store would be gone!
Thank god the mentos weren't next to the coke. The store would be gone!
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstag (06/16/2013) [-]
Nice except i see mostly normal coke not diet.
User avatar #36 to #34 - heretofuckshitup (06/16/2013) [-]
it works on all coke. diet coke just gets you wet though, normal coke would get you wet and sticky. but coke is coke.
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstag (06/16/2013) [-]
False. Source: expierence
User avatar #40 to #37 - heretofuckshitup (06/16/2013) [-]
well that's what my teacher said, but it wouldn't be the first time a teacher is wrong.
anyway it still works with coke. source:experience
User avatar #41 to #40 - redstag (06/16/2013) [-]
Ok on further inspection it works on all carbonated beverages just best with diet coke.
User avatar #39 to #37 - redstag (06/16/2013) [-]
and mythbusters
User avatar #70 to #32 - atheistzilla (06/16/2013) [-]
source of gif?
#6 - felixfj (06/16/2013) [-]
two words.
two words.
#30 to #6 - cshp (06/16/2013) [-]
Q-tip, urethra
Q-tip, urethra
User avatar #26 to #6 - andrewjla (06/16/2013) [-]
holy ****
#54 to #6 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Run Bitch
#64 to #6 - jonball ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
structural failure?
#66 to #6 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Safety third.
#25 to #6 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
You're Fired.
#79 to #17 - fourthusername (06/16/2013) [-]
If you watch the man you can clearly see him run to safety
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User avatar #2 - dafuckisthisshit ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
how the hell does something like this even happen?
#3 to #2 - zukabazuka (06/15/2013) [-]
Earth Quake? If someone wrecked the entire place while people worked there it would be very hard.
#51 to #2 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Earthquake, pretty sure its New Zealand
User avatar #4 to #2 - usernameitisthen (06/15/2013) [-]
I think someone was trying to find their name.
User avatar #44 - vincetacular (06/16/2013) [-]
I was looking for a bottle with my name on it sorry guys
#47 - chryssis (06/16/2013) [-]
Throw some mentos in there.
#53 - ekiouja (06/16/2013) [-]
....... free coke.............
....... free coke.............
#87 - lolzordz (06/16/2013) [-]
you quit?
you quit?
#38 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
This is a once and a lifetime opportunity. Get me three umbrellas, every pack of mentos in the candy isle, and a pack of smokes. This is either going to be epic, cause my untimely demise, or kill me in a fizzy and sticky explosion. But whatever occurs, this will change everything.
This is a once and a lifetime opportunity. Get me three umbrellas, every pack of mentos in the candy isle, and a pack of smokes. This is either going to be epic, cause my untimely demise, or kill me in a fizzy and sticky explosion. But whatever occurs, this will change everything.
User avatar #16 - LegendaryCazador (06/16/2013) [-]
He couldn't find one with his name on it
#90 - EdwardNigma (06/16/2013) [-]
****		 you you quit.   
You don't leave innocent bottles of coke on the ground like that you sick bastard. How could you? They're in need of loving care that only you can give but you turned your back on them.   
   
How many died, I ask you? How many bled to death on that ground when you quit? There is blood on your hands. Delicious, delicious blood.
**** you you quit.
You don't leave innocent bottles of coke on the ground like that you sick bastard. How could you? They're in need of loving care that only you can give but you turned your back on them.

How many died, I ask you? How many bled to death on that ground when you quit? There is blood on your hands. Delicious, delicious blood.
#52 - thascomrad (06/16/2013) [-]


I'll just clean this up
#42 - pepemex (06/16/2013) [-]
Employee's FW
#14 - xonorithedruid (06/16/2013) [-]
I hope the floor doesn't get that sticky!
#89 - uzzwick (06/16/2013) [-]
LIGHTBULB GOT IT RIGHT OMGGGG
LIGHTBULB GOT IT RIGHT OMGGGG
#88 - sammydri (06/16/2013) [-]
I couldn't find one with my name.
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