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#65 - freakeyebilly (06/16/2013) [-]
My first action in D&D was reaching my way up an orc's arse and pulling out 100g   
My first action in D&D was reaching my way up an orc's arse and pulling out 100g
#2 - rockmanfan ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
You know, there ARE other RPGs than D&D. That doesn't even look like a d20 on the table, and I'm pretty sure he's holding d4s.
User avatar #5 to #3 - rockmanfan ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
im aware.

sometimes i play pathfinder.
that was a joke
User avatar #6 to #5 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
Don't talk to me, you filthy murder hobo

That was also a joke
User avatar #26 to #3 - alfrebecht (06/16/2013) [-]
As a brief aside to your other discussion. to a certain extent ALL modern tabletop could be said to be D&D as they find their origin, or at least have there standard set. there.
Much like an old person who calls all game systems Nintendo
User avatar #23 to #3 - aerius (06/16/2013) [-]
you use D4, D6, D8, D10, D12, D20 and D100s in D&D...
User avatar #44 to #23 - snerus (06/16/2013) [-]
That's incorrect. People who play D&D don't get D8s.

#49 to #44 - ajweston (06/16/2013) [-]
So i almost made a comment about the d8 being the damage die for several weapons and then I got the joke... I'm sad now.
User avatar #46 to #44 - aerius (06/16/2013) [-]
oldest joke in the book, but have a thumb anyway.
User avatar #7 to #3 - agrofenlas (06/16/2013) [-]
Although D&D is a d20 system based game unlike say: Warhammer, it utilizes all dice from d2 for small unarmed damage, to d100 for miss chance and concealment.
Nothing says he has to roll a D20 for everything. Every read the book of erotic fantasy?
User avatar #8 to #7 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
I have not.

But the reason for my comment was just that there was an assumption that it was D&D. You can't actually tell which RPG it is, though it probably is supposed to be D&D.
User avatar #9 to #8 - agrofenlas (06/16/2013) [-]
I don't know man, theres always GURPS, or Pathfinder, or IronHeros, or Exalted, or World of Darkness...
User avatar #10 to #9 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
>Implying Pathfinder isn't really just D&D

But this is a webcomic, and it's probably trying to appeal to as many people as possible. I did see another one of these where there was a mage who cast "conjure bread" at zombies because he "forgot to prepare new spells". At best, it's a nameless RPG. But it's probably D&D.
User avatar #11 to #10 - agrofenlas (06/16/2013) [-]
True, and wizards has admitted PF is just 3.75 D&D on its core system. I prefer it because it doesn't dumb everything down. But I use the wound rules from WH, makes for more hardcore games when you don't have hundreds oh hp to spare and your armor gives DR and not AC. Got an entire alternate rule set.
User avatar #36 to #11 - ChaosShuffle (06/16/2013) [-]
Pathfinder actually added the wound and vigor points in to the books as an optional rule.
User avatar #103 to #36 - agrofenlas (06/17/2013) [-]
Sounds awsome, have to look into that for my open world game.
User avatar #12 to #11 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
To be honest, most of that went over my head. I've only ever played a couple of one-shots of PF. The campaign I'm in at the moment is A homebrew called "Avara". It's actually really good, with properly detailed background and rules, with a developed combat and magic systems, with different branches.

Plus, it's in a really good setting, and it's pretty plot heavy, though you never feel rail-roaded by the GM.
User avatar #13 to #12 - agrofenlas (06/16/2013) [-]
I Dm a lot of open worlds, there is never any railroading to be done.
User avatar #14 to #13 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
Sorry if it came across that way, but I didn't mean to imply that PF needs to be railroaded.
User avatar #15 to #14 - agrofenlas (06/16/2013) [-]
No worries, I see you as nothing but friendly, as always, have nice day commrad.
User avatar #16 to #15 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
Same to you
User avatar #67 to #2 - weniscake (06/16/2013) [-]
Okay, what the hell is D&D? I'm ready for red thumbs
#69 to #67 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Dungeons and Dragons. If you have no idea what Dungeons and Dragons is, the TL;DR is that it's a board game RPG. In some detail (with limited characters), it's a table-top game (essentially a board game) where one person in a group of people acts as the GM or DM (Game/Dungeon Master) and everyone else in the group acts as PCs (Player Characters). The GM creates a world, storyline, dungeons, loot, bosses, characters, basically the whole game, and the PCs start playing in the world fabricated by the GM. Dice are rolled to determine how well an action is performed. For example, if you wanted to, say, climb a building, you would have to make a Climb skill check. You roll the 20-sided die and add any modifiers to whatever you roll, and that's how well you attempted the action. The GM basically sets a number and that's how high you have to roll to accomplish the task. It's essentially an RPG made into a board game, where one person tells a story and you're the characters in the story.
#70 to #69 - weniscake (06/16/2013) [-]
Thank you anon
Thank you anon
#73 to #70 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Not a problem. It really is a ton of fun, I started playing with my older brother and his friends about a year and a half ago. If you have a good GM, it can be better than any video game you play. For example, before I was playing, my brother and his party encountered giant lions, and to avoid the conflict, one of the characters killed and skinned one of the kittens of the mother and disguised as a giant kitten. The GM said he had to roll a 20 (highest roll on a 20-sided die that, in most circumstances, guarantees that the action automatically succeeds) in order to do it, and he did. The mother picked him up and took him back to its home and the others escaped lol
#48 - almostninja (06/16/2013) [-]
Relevent and a true classic.
#4 - lolabunny (06/16/2013) [-]
Role playing always fascinated me and I've always wanted to try it... but I'm terrified of being around people.
User avatar #33 to #4 - kikisu (06/16/2013) [-]
Same dude, but I used an online version of pen and paper D&D to do it with my bf who was away in Canada at the time.
User avatar #84 to #4 - sharklazers (06/16/2013) [-]
I do a Fallout-style and D&D roleplay with a bunch of guys in a local gaming store, it's pretty fun, but most of the people you're going to be with are socially awkward neckbeards.
User avatar #96 to #84 - sovereignsunkown (06/16/2013) [-]
i play with a bunch of angry metalheads (and am one myself). it's pretty funny to see guys with long hair, beards, leather jackets and combat boots sitting around a table saying that what their dwarf rogue and elf swashbuckler are going to do
User avatar #85 to #4 - rainbowkindness (06/16/2013) [-]
I would like to but at the same time would be strangely embarrassed...
User avatar #102 to #4 - yuvesh (06/16/2013) [-]
i play D&D over skype with my friends
User avatar #17 to #4 - PrismaLowell (06/16/2013) [-]
Try doing an online session. Try Giant in the Playground.
User avatar #18 to #17 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/16/2013) [-]
Are you a Playgrounder yourself? Hm?
User avatar #20 to #18 - PrismaLowell (06/16/2013) [-]
I go on occasionally for the class handbooks for 3.5
User avatar #21 to #20 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/16/2013) [-]
Ah. I actively RP there. Mostly in the Freeform section.
#19 to #4 - weirdsauce (06/16/2013) [-]
world of darkness is another great pen and paper rpg based on the modern world and folklore around vampires and werewolves. You guys should check it out. I't s kind of hardcore roleplaying
#76 to #19 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Man, I wish I knew more people in my area that did WOD, I loved the video games and would really like to get into it.
#22 to #4 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Locate your nearest gaming store, and bring about 70 Dollars.

You'll know you're in the right store when they have a 400 lb bouncer who lifts more than you, and two out of three people are obvious spergs. There should be an impermeable odor of unwashed aborted fetuses, and about 8 foldable tables. Two of them are occupied to Magic the Gathering, one of them has some random dude's Xbox, and the rest are occupied with neckbeards.

Go up to the counter and purchase a Pathfinder Core rulebook, and TWO glass cases of Full-set DnD dice. Optional: Ask for a bag of holding. Alternatively, buy a starter deck for magic the gathering. You will lose EVERY Time to 700$ decks, but you can at least learn the game with it.

Now go sit down next to the nearest group of neckbeards. They usually don't mind, and are JUST as awkward as you. Hint: Sperg as **** .

Finally, stop posting here and get out there. You'l have ALOT of fun, trust me.
User avatar #35 to #22 - dogwars (06/16/2013) [-]
You can beat 700 dollar decks with a 20 dollar one, you just need to be better at the game. I played a standard legal Goblin Tribal worth about 35$ versus Naya Blitz, Junk Rites and Jund Midrange and won 7/10 vs. Naya, 4/9 versus Junk and 3/5 versus Jund while messing around at my local store. Those numbers aren't great, but it proves that the player makes the deck.
User avatar #95 to #35 - marcuss (06/16/2013) [-]
i usually win with with "Simic" only down side is that you need ALOT of paper and a pen
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User avatar #31 - jacobomexicano (06/16/2013) [-]
Pretty much describes my party. I am Roofie-O, the Date Rapist Wizard
#32 to #31 - heartlessrobot (06/16/2013) [-]
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I was once a platypus assassin jester named Alfonso. Venomous back-claw beotch.
#43 to #32 - zrazzer (06/16/2013) [-]
I was once Bearington of Clan Bear. Ace detective with his belt of humanity, only ever bested by the case of the evil on the nude beach.
User avatar #52 - siveon (06/16/2013) [-]
You know what Funnyjunk needs?
An online table-top RPG group. D&D, Pathfinder, GURPs, Shadowrun, what-have-you.
Sunday nights or something.

**** be cash.
#56 to #52 - awesomekings (06/16/2013) [-]
you have skype? I'd do this.

I'm new to it though
User avatar #74 to #52 - PenguinsOfMars (06/16/2013) [-]
id also be willing to play dnd over skype or what have you, never played but id really enjoy it
User avatar #80 to #74 - aldheim (06/16/2013) [-]

Virtual tabletop, video chat, invite whoever you want and keep out whoever you don't, totally free (if you so desire).
User avatar #91 to #80 - robogandalf (06/16/2013) [-]
I love the **** out of you.
User avatar #89 to #52 - robogandalf (06/16/2013) [-]
Since my friends are all gonna move we are gonna do Skype DnD
#87 - finalfantasyfan ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - uzzwick (06/16/2013) [-]
I play as Elfendril, the hypersexual elf bard. Me and two others were gonna go into a cave to steal treasure from a troll... you'd think we tried to kill the troll, but no - i seduced the troll to have sex with me while my friend sneaked in and stole the treasure.
User avatar #92 to #72 - sovereignsunkown (06/16/2013) [-]
that's terrifying, and also not even close to the best solution. you probably permanently traumatized your character.
you sick ************
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#58 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I can understand various, strange skin colours in the first 4 panels. Different races or magic or something.

But in the 'real life' panel too...?
User avatar #100 to #58 - jordanish (06/16/2013) [-]
It's from Ctrl+Alt+Del about the 4 players (those are the 4 typical colours assigned to each player). They kill each other sometimes and promptly respawn in the living room. Also the green one is a complete psychopath
User avatar #63 to #58 - weinerdick (06/16/2013) [-]
Players 1-4, not really "real" characters.
I kinda think of it as like... your controller port, the thing that lets you control game characters
They can even respawn. In the one comic, 1 got sick and 2 said about killing himself and respawning.
It did not work.
User avatar #97 - liffian (06/16/2013) [-]
You guys might like these

User avatar #83 - skilletpanhead (06/16/2013) [-]
Every D&D game I've ever played ends like this.

Once, I rolled to put it in the butt of a passing farmer.
Critical hit.
#54 - bruteforcemonkey (06/16/2013) [-]
Just started playing D&D With some friends, saw this, reaction, **** YES!
User avatar #24 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I played pathfinder once as a gunslinger... Just felt number crunchy...

Every round I'd just roll like 3-4 times and shoot the nearest enemy 'til they stopped twitching...

Did I do it wrong? :|
User avatar #25 to #24 - roll (06/16/2013) [-]
no its ok
User avatar #27 to #25 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Well then that's boring as **** :\

No roleplay really happened...
User avatar #28 to #27 - roll (06/16/2013) [-]
i just said that for no reason i have no idea what the **** you meant
User avatar #29 to #28 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
ah... okay then...
User avatar #30 to #29 - roll (06/16/2013) [-]
sorry ;-;
User avatar #34 to #24 - dogwars (06/16/2013) [-]
You were
There's supposed to be more than just a combat element to playing any RPG, otherwise it's just... a G.
User avatar #37 to #34 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I guess the club I joined was pretty weak. I mean there was a story to the fight, we were helping some elementals but it wasn't very detailed...
User avatar #38 to #37 - dogwars (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's really weak. I've got a drama major leading mine, with a co-DM that has a masters in English... I'm a bit spoiled.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm posittively clueless of the nature of this game. Always looks so fun from a distance but I guess I just wound up with a crappy group o_o

Didn't even teach me to make my own character... they just built me a gunslinger and passed me a page with a bunch of numbers on it...
User avatar #41 to #39 - dogwars (06/16/2013) [-]
They started you off with a gunslinger? That is a ****** group.
If you can find a good group the game gets really fun, and since it's a free range world, you can do whatever you want. Try going to a local game store and picking up a PF core rulebook. Reading that should teach you the nature of the game and how to play it, it's easy once you get the hang of it.
User avatar #42 to #24 - tigersstripes (06/16/2013) [-]
I have been playing a lot of pathfinder recently, but i am not all that good of a RPer and i am playing in a large group of people that are older than me. I don't do much....:/
I think I did it wrong.
#51 to #24 - ajweston (06/16/2013) [-]
The game experience is heavily dependent on the DM and their experience, flexibility, knowledge of the game, etc. If you can find a good DM who knows the rules well enough to not have to look up how to do everything, the mechanics of the game become second to the roleplaying.
User avatar #45 - stocxt (06/16/2013) [-]
World of Darkness player here.

And as funny as I think this comic is I still resent the fact that it's CAD
User avatar #79 to #45 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I play over on the Reach. A WoD MU, playing a Vampire and a Mage at the moment. Oh! I've got a rules hack for Mummy around somewhere for playing the Heretics...
User avatar #50 - reddeadtroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Pathfinder player here, how many parties out there actually roleplay sex or even have it really apart of their campaigns? We normally just don't even bring it up when roleplay comes around, let alone actually do it.
User avatar #81 to #50 - ImmaAnteater (06/16/2013) [-]
It's happened in a couple of the ones I've been in. The peeps who did it generally were never informed of sessions ever again.
User avatar #101 - sonda **User deleted account** (06/16/2013) [-]
Why are there TWO ******* Tim Buckley comics on the front page?

Jesus Christ, people. You can't honestly find this funny, can you?
#104 to #101 - anon (07/21/2013) [-]
you stupid ****** **** , learn that not everyone is a sad sack of **** like you
User avatar #105 to #104 - sonda **User deleted account** (07/21/2013) [-]
Hey, Tim Buckley, please go away.
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