Tesla. Source: Imgur. flatlander: i guess the real question is how can you not We tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we' re the domi
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i guess the real question is how can you not We tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world
because we' re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a hate
he was shy
he hated edison
he' s perfect
Yup, as long as you' re oi: with that time he went and
tried to build a death ray.
Don' t we all want to build a death ray?
I want to build a death ray...
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
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#1 - kingpoopdog (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Also made the tesla coil, so that's a plus
User avatar #5 - mads (06/15/2013) [-]
He didn't make a death ray. Tesla made a Peace cannon. The media made the Death Ray
#21 - Aejax (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Dominant Sex

#4 - gisuar ONLINE (06/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
and he never got laid because he didn't care and was busy doing science
#9 - terrria **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
he built the death ray...and he was asexual...and "loved a pigeon as greatly as any man loved a woman", except not sexually. pretty sure that's what happened. HUGE Tesla fan here, but he did die bonkers with a pigeon because the world couldn't understand him. Tesla was pigeon man. I can only hope my generation is blessed with a mind of such unfathomable brilliance.
#15 - swaggerwagon (06/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
infact, he did build a death ray, then destroyed it because he didn't want it to get into the wrong hands.
#51 - lolollo (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> he liked pigeons
> he was shy
> he was a vegetarian

Oh yes, you can clearly see from these three points that he was such a ladies man.
User avatar #14 - martycamp (06/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Tesla was awesome because he thought women were the dominant sex (read as: superior)
>Feminists are all about equality

You're doing it wrong,
User avatar #59 - tiberioustyphr (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Didn't he want to make Power Free? But since Edison was the business man, he made sure of otherwise?
#61 - yeezus (06/16/2013) [+] (17 replies)
yea but he stole evertyhing from einstien and edison stole it from einstien. thats actually why the govnt killed edison because einstien said "hey buddy you stole my indentations" and edison said "no" and then died cuz the governent killed him away. then when tesla tried to make the death ray he actualy did and sold it to stalin during the korean war and stalin actually destroyed most of south korea from the death ray. then einstien invented the nuke and we nuked china a few years later, which is how kim jong un died and kim jong il (the young one) is now in power.

thanks for your time, dont trust those tumblr low lifes. i was a english major.
User avatar #75 - komandantmirkoo (06/16/2013) [-]
i knew my avatar would come in handy!
User avatar #137 - I Am Monkey (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I just found out you can click/drag the bottom right corner of the comment box and enlarge it.
I've been here for 5 years.

User avatar #28 - srskate (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Left out all of the best **** :
Wanted free power for the world
built an earthquake machine
When JP asshole Morgan tried to bankrupt teslas backer, Westinghouse, Westinghouse couldn't afford Tesla's contract, so Tesla tore up his contract and worked for free
Championed Electricity
#10 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
I just lost a very very small amount of respect for Tesla.
#169 - infinitereaper (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)

This post bothers me on several levels.

Maybe it was the dominant sex or vegetarian part, but none of these are reasons to like Tesla, we should like Tesla for his mind and amazing work he did in an era he just couldn't be understood in.

I really, really, adore females, but this is the kind of **** that makes me want to smack a bitch upset.
#17 - KievLeviathan (06/15/2013) [-]
he tried to give the world free wireless electricity
he was pretty much the raddest dude who ever lived
#13 - buhl (06/15/2013) [-]
Damn I love when people use the word "Bonkers"

User avatar #152 - TheFixer (06/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
he was a vegetarian. so was hitler.
User avatar #157 to #156 - ilovehitler (06/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - nexu ONLINE (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** pigeons
#18 to #3 - KievLeviathan (06/15/2013) [-]
**** you
#40 - ddtwo (06/16/2013) [-]
He also really hated fat people.
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