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i guess the real question is how can you not We tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world
because we' re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a hate
he was shy
he hated edison
he' s perfect
Yup, as long as you' re oi: with that time he went and
tried to build a death ray.
Don' t we all want to build a death ray?
I want to build a death ray...
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
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#1 - kingpoopdog (06/15/2013) [-]
Also made the tesla coil, so that's a plus
#166 to #1 - fullofgoodshitt (06/16/2013) [-]
I need to read up on that.
User avatar #5 - mads (06/15/2013) [-]
He didn't make a death ray. Tesla made a Peace cannon. The media made the Death Ray
#4 - gisuar (06/15/2013) [-]
and he never got laid because he didn't care and was busy doing science
#58 to #4 - ending (06/16/2013) [-]
It was actually because he had an inferiority complex, thinking only genius's should produce, which he himself was.
User avatar #56 to #4 - thepyras (06/16/2013) [-]
He did care actually. He was celibate because he thought women would come between him and his work.
User avatar #81 to #56 - bulbakip (06/16/2013) [-]
Smart man.
#9 - terrria **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [-]
he built the death ray...and he was asexual...and "loved a pigeon as greatly as any man loved a woman", except not sexually. pretty sure that's what happened. HUGE Tesla fan here, but he did die bonkers with a pigeon because the world couldn't understand him. Tesla was pigeon man. I can only hope my generation is blessed with a mind of such unfathomable brilliance.
#35 to #9 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
i am pigeon man as well
avians are ******* amazing
#78 to #9 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Let's see how mad I can get you.

Edison > Tesla
#107 to #78 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
You suck at trolling.

You don't say "Let's see how mad I can get you" when you want to make someone upset, as this gives away the fact that you want to make them angry.

Either a 1/10 for making me respond
Or a 10/10 for making me rage.
User avatar #104 to #9 - gardenmanly (06/16/2013) [-]
I thought he was heterosexual, but didn't have any long term relationships (or really any relationships) and had such a difficult time with women because he was a huge hypochondriac and also had a weird thing about hair? I'm not saying you're incorrect, I'm sure you know your stuff, I just never knew he was asexual.

I love tesla.. I wish I could have even a fragmented similarity to the way he was able to think. He was incredible
User avatar #19 to #9 - redtooth (06/15/2013) [-]
Where are you from? I'm from Croatia, the country he was born in. I went to visit his house on a school trip a couple of years back and it was pretty cool, they've got an actual tesla coil there IIRC
#48 to #19 - butterisgood (06/16/2013) [-]
Another croat on fj? What town are you from?
Another croat on fj? What town are you from?
User avatar #182 to #48 - redtooth (06/16/2013) [-]
Dubrovnik, you?
User avatar #183 to #182 - butterisgood (06/16/2013) [-]
Bribir, you've probably never heard of it, it's a small town between Novi vinodolski and Crikvenica.
User avatar #59 - tiberioustyphr (06/16/2013) [-]
Didn't he want to make Power Free? But since Edison was the business man, he made sure of otherwise?
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User avatar #109 to #59 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
#51 - lolollo ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
> he liked pigeons
> he was shy
> he was a vegetarian

Oh yes, you can clearly see from these three points that he was such a ladies man.
User avatar #60 to #51 - mayormilkman (06/16/2013) [-]
He didn't think much of them.
User avatar #68 to #51 - kristovsky (06/16/2013) [-]
he was a virgin.
#15 - swaggerwagon (06/15/2013) [-]
infact, he did build a death ray, then destroyed it because he didn't want it to get into the wrong hands.
User avatar #22 to #15 - mrtwilightsparkle (06/15/2013) [-]
Or so he claimed. When Edison became more popular than him, he started making numerous claims to look superior.
User avatar #23 to #22 - swaggerwagon (06/15/2013) [-]
he didn't need to look superior. he was superior. his technology was way ahead of its times.
User avatar #26 to #23 - mrtwilightsparkle (06/16/2013) [-]
Yes, truly. But sadly, Thomas Edison was a douchenozzle who got all the credit for everything.
#27 to #26 - swaggerwagon (06/16/2013) [-]
exactly. i am happy to see we are on the same page.
exactly. i am happy to see we are on the same page.
User avatar #33 to #22 - osimonmagus (06/16/2013) [-]
>look superior
He was superior in every way.
He had an oscillator that could fit in the palm of your hand that he resonated with the Earths magnetic field and nearly brought down several city blocks before he had to destroy it.
He designed the Wadenclyffe Tower (figured out you could put energy into the atmosphere and into the earth without any transmission except for natural occurring electromagnetic waves)
Tesla is the ONLY person in the world that when talked about his works are not exaggerated because he was that ******* awesome.
User avatar #34 to #33 - mrtwilightsparkle (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm not disagreeing with you, look at my lower comment.

But the oscillator was actually disproved. Following his design, it was tested, and while causing massive tremors, did not actually do any structural damage.
User avatar #36 to #34 - osimonmagus (06/16/2013) [-]
You are aware that the Mythbusters are no where near the intelligence and wit of Tesla?
They did not use HIS oscillator, they used one that ran on the same principle as Tesla's i.e. one they built to the best of their shows ability. Tesla's documents, for the most part, were apprehended by the government,stolen, or destroyed. We are talking about Tesla here. The Mythbusters are a bunch of children with firecrackers compared to him.
User avatar #38 to #36 - mrtwilightsparkle (06/16/2013) [-]
True enough, he was a much better scientist than either of them, astronomically so, but still, a handheld oscillator able to level part of New York is far fetched, even for Tesla. Everything else he made was at least documented with some degree of how it worked, but the oscillator is rather unbelievable. You have to remember, in his later years, he made many false claims to receive attention, such as a death ray.
User avatar #24 to #22 - swaggerwagon (06/15/2013) [-]
but still good point.
User avatar #75 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
i knew my avatar would come in handy!
User avatar #137 - I Am Monkey (06/16/2013) [-]
I just found out you can click/drag the bottom right corner of the comment box and enlarge it.
I've been here for 5 years.

User avatar #155 to #137 - vatra (06/16/2013) [-]
I just found out from you, I've been here longer than that, just haven't had an account.
User avatar #28 - srskate ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Left out all of the best **** :
Wanted free power for the world
built an earthquake machine
When JP asshole Morgan tried to bankrupt teslas backer, Westinghouse, Westinghouse couldn't afford Tesla's contract, so Tesla tore up his contract and worked for free
Championed Electricity
User avatar #31 to #28 - osimonmagus (06/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 to #28 - osimonmagus (06/16/2013) [-]
J.P. Morgan is a notorious asshole. He caused the economic seizure in the early 1900's and him and his jackass friends put Wilson in office in exchange for him singing the bill to create the IRS.
#21 - Aejax (06/15/2013) [-]
>Dominant Sex

User avatar #71 to #21 - sirgawain (06/16/2013) [-]
In numbers.
#169 - infinitereaper (06/16/2013) [-]

This post bothers me on several levels.

Maybe it was the dominant sex or vegetarian part, but none of these are reasons to like Tesla, we should like Tesla for his mind and amazing work he did in an era he just couldn't be understood in.

I really, really, adore females, but this is the kind of **** that makes me want to smack a bitch upset.
#175 to #169 - taurusguy (06/16/2013) [-]
I dont see women being dominant, maybe yeah, without them no future for mankind, but i would like to see a woman take on a man in a straight fight where the man is allowed to do everything, probably wont last long. But yeah he was awesome, and so were guys like Edison and Einstein.
#174 to #169 - champaigne ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
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#17 - KievLeviathan (06/15/2013) [-]
he tried to give the world free wireless electricity
he was pretty much the raddest dude who ever lived
#13 - buhl (06/15/2013) [-]
Damn I love when people use the word "Bonkers"

User avatar #14 - martycamp (06/15/2013) [-]
>Tesla was awesome because he thought women were the dominant sex (read as: superior)
>Feminists are all about equality

You're doing it wrong,
#57 to #14 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
There are two kinds of feminists
and Equalists

There is one kind of anti feminist
User avatar #181 to #57 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
My post was about anti-supremacy. And I disagree with the "there's on kind of anti-feminist". There are people who believe that the modern feminist movement is no longer fit for purpose, and that it ought to be replaced by a universal movement of equality for EVERYONE. That means men, women, gays, straights, trans, cis, all ethnicities...
User avatar #44 to #14 - rhiaanor (06/16/2013) [-]
not a word was said about feminists.
User avatar #45 to #44 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
Come on. It was implied.
User avatar #46 to #45 - rhiaanor (06/16/2013) [-]
not really, it just said that he thought women were the dominant sex. Who the **** doesn't want to be dominant.
User avatar #47 to #46 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
Just the people who don't believe that one sex is inherently better than the other?
#97 to #47 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
I get your point, but feminism have a definition. And even if someone say that he/she is feminism if he/she don't act according to the definition, he/she is not feminism. Plus no where in this post the person state that she is a feminist
#111 - Masterpoda (06/16/2013) [-]
>Made mark twain **** himself
>Almost shook a building to the ground with the same technology
>Claimed he could break the world in half with similar techniques
>Invented radio, Marconi was credited instead, didn't care
>"I don't care that they stole my idea . . I care that they don't have any of their own”
>Wanted to make the word a utopia
>Designed lightning blimp WMD to deter countries from war
>Wireless power transmission on a worldwide level
>Had plans to end world hunger/war/conflict
>"Death Ray" was supposed to be able to liquefy a fleet of airplanes, its range was only limited by the curve of the earth
>Steampunk Sexy
>Loved a laser pigeon
>Why didn't we listen?
#126 to #111 - arrowinurbutt (06/16/2013) [-]
We didn't listen?
#40 - ddtwo (06/16/2013) [-]
He also really hated fat people.
#154 - arkensas (06/16/2013) [-]
And he was a vampire too.
#144 - zaphodcoolfrood (06/16/2013) [-]
"liked pigeons" is a bit of an understatement.
User avatar #142 - demandsgayversion (06/16/2013) [-]
Wasn't Eddison a real piece of **** , too?
#145 to #142 - Spikeydeath (06/16/2013) [-]
yeah he stole all his inventions from his ******* workers who got **** conditions and forced to invent
User avatar #146 to #145 - demandsgayversion (06/16/2013) [-]
I vaguely remember something about pinkeye, too
#147 to #146 - Spikeydeath (06/16/2013) [-]
He was a ******* cunt who took credit for ****
he was the original apple
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