Oy vey. .. Why are people so defensive on if they have foreskin or not? jews did this
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#65 - buttholee (06/16/2013) [-]
Being a rabbi isn't that bad of a job...

I mean, I hear it's good pay, plus you get to keep the tip!
#54 - adu ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
The female equivalent of a circumcision would be removing the outer labia. Like the foreskin, it served as excess skin that acted as protection, but became unnecessary once people developed things like pants and undergarments. Partner preferences can swing either way, and there are advantages and disadvantages to most.   
   
But the most important thing to keep in mind is, you're not the one who decided whether or not you kept your foreskin, your parents are. Bragging about it makes you sound 			*******		 retarded.
The female equivalent of a circumcision would be removing the outer labia. Like the foreskin, it served as excess skin that acted as protection, but became unnecessary once people developed things like pants and undergarments. Partner preferences can swing either way, and there are advantages and disadvantages to most.

But the most important thing to keep in mind is, you're not the one who decided whether or not you kept your foreskin, your parents are. Bragging about it makes you sound ******* retarded.
#77 to #54 - VideotapeAxed (06/16/2013) [-]
removing the outer labia doesn't sound that bad to getting your clit off with a rusty razor blade then getting sewn back up with no anaesthesia leading to infections at best and a painful bloody death at worst. 0/10 would not recommend.
#110 to #54 - vaginalentry ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
there actually is female circumcision in some countries in Africa and the Middle East it involves removing the clitoris so the women has no reason to cheat for pleasure, because she gets almost none...
there actually is female circumcision in some countries in Africa and the Middle East it involves removing the clitoris so the women has no reason to cheat for pleasure, because she gets almost none...
#135 to #110 - adu ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Yup, heard about that, ****** ****** up. Not comparable to circumcision in my opinion. That's closer to lopping the head off your dick entirely.
#105 - gardenmanly (06/16/2013) [-]
You fool... posting something about foreskin...   
   
DON'T YOU REALIZED THAT YOU'VE DOOMED THE COMMENT SECTION TO AN ETERNAL MEANINGLESS ARGUMENT?!
You fool... posting something about foreskin...

DON'T YOU REALIZED THAT YOU'VE DOOMED THE COMMENT SECTION TO AN ETERNAL MEANINGLESS ARGUMENT?!
User avatar #107 to #105 - shamrockbandit (06/16/2013) [-]
Looks like I just picked up a big bouquet of OOPSIE DAISIES
#108 to #107 - gardenmanly (06/16/2013) [-]
tehe... that was clever and adorable
tehe... that was clever and adorable
#95 - johnylingo (06/16/2013) [-]
ya when i got circumcised my father was impatient, when he asked an ETA the doctor said it wont be long now


my fathers favorite joke
#158 to #95 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm anti-circumcision, but if anything it makes your dick look longer.
User avatar #161 to #95 - burningsmurfs (06/16/2013) [-]
That reminds me of a story my friend's mom told me for some reason when I visited. She told me they botched his circumcision somehow so his is like one inch long. Then he commented that he was as wide as a pop can. They were all very high at the time of the story but weird crap like that is normal for them. Thinking back, now I understand a bit why I don't see them much anymore.
#16 - trollins (06/15/2013) [-]
Why are people so defensive on if they have foreskin or not?
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User avatar #99 to #16 - mrbuu (06/16/2013) [-]
Well, some girls think uncut is gross as **** and i bet some thing cut is gross as **** then those who have what the women don't want defend having it.
User avatar #101 to #16 - doctadeathbench (06/16/2013) [-]
well I dont have a say in this since they really had to remove my foreskin
#168 to #16 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
People find it offensive that jewish babies are forced to be cut.
User avatar #32 to #16 - theist (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm not defensive at all. I'm uncut, and honestly I'm happy that I am. I can masturbate with no lotion, and since my foreskin is still there I have full sensitivity. Which is more than I can say for some cut people.
#48 to #32 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Us cut people don't need lotion either?
User avatar #47 to #32 - trollins (06/16/2013) [-]
I don't have foreskin but I don't use lotion.
User avatar #73 to #47 - theist (06/16/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ... your knob must be like leather.
#134 to #73 - clittyrubquick (06/16/2013) [-]
Leather made me LOL
Leather made me LOL
User avatar #182 to #73 - lazaman (06/16/2013) [-]
Uneducated casual.
User avatar #37 to #32 - corundum (06/16/2013) [-]
"Why are people so defensive on if they have foreskin or not?"

*gets defensive*
User avatar #39 to #37 - defensive (06/16/2013) [-]
That wasn't defensive at all. He was simply backing up his opinion.
#40 to #39 - theist (06/16/2013) [-]
your name
User avatar #41 to #40 - defensive (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, I get a lot of mentions.
User avatar #42 to #39 - corundum (06/16/2013) [-]
What do you think being defensive is? The above pretty much fits the textbook definition of defensiveness. Repeatedly justifying your opinions in a situation where those opinions are not challenged.
User avatar #45 to #42 - defensive (06/16/2013) [-]
Except he didn't do that.
He only said he was uncut and that he likes it that way.
User avatar #46 to #45 - corundum (06/16/2013) [-]
You're restating the issue.
User avatar #50 to #46 - defensive (06/16/2013) [-]
There is no issue, other than your false claims of defensiveness.
User avatar #74 to #50 - theist (06/16/2013) [-]
I feel like you're my guardian angel here
User avatar #75 to #74 - defensive (06/16/2013) [-]
Don't worry, it's kinda fun dealing with idiots like them.
User avatar #166 to #46 - undeadwill (06/16/2013) [-]
Someone is getting defensive.
User avatar #184 to #166 - corundum (06/16/2013) [-]
Oh my god you're right.
User avatar #185 to #184 - undeadwill (06/16/2013) [-]
Its okay.. *pats you on the back*
#53 to #45 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
"simply backing up his own opinion"

thats still defensive, because nothing in the comment challenged his opinion.
User avatar #57 to #53 - defensive (06/16/2013) [-]
"I like waffles because they are tasty"

I am not getting defensive in any way by say that.
Much like the other comment wasn't getting defensive in anyway.
User avatar #150 to #32 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
People actually use lotion?
User avatar #155 to #32 - burningsmurfs (06/16/2013) [-]
I don't think you know what it's like to be cut from the sound of what you are saying about it. On the same note I wouldn't know about being uncut I suppose.
User avatar #174 to #155 - theist (06/16/2013) [-]
I don't know what it feels like, that's true. What I do know is that the average uncut person has a greater sexual experience and in general, is more sensitive than a cut person. Do some research on it, it's true. The foreskin is extremely sensitive. Kinda feel sorry for you cut people.
User avatar #176 to #174 - burningsmurfs (06/16/2013) [-]
I kinda like mine just fine. My sensitivity is so high that sometimes its painful if a girl isn't careful doing some things. I'd almost hate to think of being more sensitive but I dunno.
User avatar #181 to #174 - lazaman (06/16/2013) [-]
I get off like a rocket and my pleasure is intense.

I think Im just fine like this.
User avatar #180 to #32 - lazaman (06/16/2013) [-]
>Implying I cant masturbate without lotion

There are 2 types
Tight and loose.
#38 - mrjimmyhush (06/16/2013) [-]
" Excuse me! Why the skin off the penis?"   
   
                "We're traveling, people. You don't want sand in there."   
   
~Robin Williams
" Excuse me! Why the skin off the penis?"

"We're traveling, people. You don't want sand in there."

~Robin Williams
#56 - allinall (06/16/2013) [-]
It may just be because Im a woman, but I've never gotten why guys get so defensive over their foreskin, or lack thereof
It may just be because Im a woman, but I've never gotten why guys get so defensive over their foreskin, or lack thereof
User avatar #58 to #56 - defensive (06/16/2013) [-]
Never seen a guy do that.
User avatar #113 to #58 - wolfypolli (06/16/2013) [-]
/b/ loves arguing about dick flaps.
User avatar #116 to #113 - defensive (06/16/2013) [-]
Have fun creeping my profile?
User avatar #118 to #116 - wolfypolli (06/16/2013) [-]
I was browsing front page.
User avatar #119 to #118 - defensive (06/16/2013) [-]
Same thing pretty much.
User avatar #120 to #119 - wolfypolli (06/16/2013) [-]
Wut?
The front page is your profile?
User avatar #121 to #120 - defensive (06/16/2013) [-]
Yes. Is there a problem?
User avatar #124 to #121 - wolfypolli (06/16/2013) [-]
I..
No miss defensive.
User avatar #126 to #124 - defensive (06/16/2013) [-]
Good little boy.
User avatar #145 to #56 - guymandude (06/16/2013) [-]
Since you're a woman, I would have thought that you would understand above anyone else.

Men are only defensive about it because a lot of women have a preference as to which "type" of penis they like, so men often start thinking that one "type" is better.
User avatar #69 to #56 - potatotown (06/16/2013) [-]
I dont, i take that im uncircumcised with pride, because my parents cared about me and didnt want part of my dick cut off, and how its pointless to do so
User avatar #80 to #69 - allinall (06/16/2013) [-]
you just proved my statement. You have a very strong opinion one way or the other
User avatar #90 to #56 - ilovemyguns (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, I had a circumcision, never think about it ever. No reason to, I already know I'm better, no need to ponder it.
User avatar #79 - joshlol (06/16/2013) [-]
I don't want to meet a man that's 20% foreskin if I'm being honest.
User avatar #67 - coolioplasm (06/16/2013) [-]
Jewish men can't resist anything 20% off either. Does this mean that all male jews are gay? or bisexual?
User avatar #97 to #67 - thetrobadour (06/16/2013) [-]
a vagina is a penis that got 100% off, its even better
#43 - floppyturd (06/16/2013) [-]
i have been circumcised but im not jewish
i have been circumcised but im not jewish
User avatar #92 - skysailor (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm circumcised. I don't really care if other people are or not seeing as I'm a straight male.


Why do people argue about this?
User avatar #162 to #92 - burningsmurfs (06/16/2013) [-]
Because the opposite of me is just gross looking!!!!!!!!!!!

for those that couldn't tell that is a joke about what many of the fights seem to be about over circumcision.
User avatar #106 to #92 - AnomynousUser (06/16/2013) [-]
I care because it cut off thousands of nerve endings and a piece of me before I could stand up for myself. It serves as a reminder to me of why I dislike people who blindly follow their beliefs to the point of mutilation of their own children's bodies.
(and thus, an atheist was born)
User avatar #115 to #106 - Dap (06/16/2013) [-]
Just FYI I'm circumcised because who the **** wants a giant floppy mushroom top dick.
User avatar #129 to #115 - AnomynousUser (06/16/2013) [-]
Whether or not you're circumcised shouldn't determine the size of the head of your dick...
User avatar #130 to #129 - Dap (06/16/2013) [-]
It does, you have a **** ton of more floppy useless skin around the tip.
User avatar #151 to #130 - certifiedidiot (06/16/2013) [-]
So basicly you want us to start looking at our bodies and just go ''I don't need that, where's the chainsaw?''

Male nipples are ******* pointless too if you didn't know, and hair too, that **** needs constant maintenance, hell also finger nails, tired of cutting those ******* things.
User avatar #156 to #151 - Dap (06/16/2013) [-]
I use my nails all the time, how else would you pick at things like opening a soda can? I keep them short in order to play guitar. I have short hair, but I style it because I think it looks good like that.

However foreskin? Makes your dick look floppy and stupid.
User avatar #132 to #130 - AnomynousUser (06/16/2013) [-]
Not useless skin though.
It has thousands of nerve endings and makes sexual pleasure more pleasurable.
User avatar #142 to #132 - lazaman (06/16/2013) [-]
I get off like a rocket without my foreskin
User avatar #139 - jiraiyasannin (06/16/2013) [-]
I wasn't circumcised, but my sister was.
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User avatar #21 - whycanticaps (06/15/2013) [-]
I got circumcised, but I'm not jewish
User avatar #157 to #21 - burningsmurfs (06/16/2013) [-]
I think like 90% of guys in the U.S. from a certain range of years got circumcised. I forget what the thing was that started it but I remember researching it for some crappy class. I wonder when they started making it something you had to request and pay extra for.
#141 - lazaman (06/16/2013) [-]
I was cut.   
Honestly I like it this way, My dick is built perfectly to be cut.   
   
But as a gay man, I love all penis.   
   
Cut, uncut. Long, short. Thick, thin.    
Just as long as the owner has an XY chromosome set and isn't gross.   
   
Can't all our dicks just get along?
I was cut.
Honestly I like it this way, My dick is built perfectly to be cut.

But as a gay man, I love all penis.

Cut, uncut. Long, short. Thick, thin.
Just as long as the owner has an XY chromosome set and isn't gross.

Can't all our dicks just get along?
User avatar #29 - dkkhafif ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Im jewish and this is hillarious. Just wanted to state that b4 this content becomes front page and ********** start to brew
User avatar #33 to #29 - JoshOwnsAll ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
why would ********** brew...
any jew that complains or bitches about this has his head stuck so far up his ass as any politician.
(I'm jewish too)
User avatar #34 to #33 - dkkhafif ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
true..
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User avatar #52 to #49 - lorddarkskull (06/16/2013) [-]
Used to. Now it's irrelevant, and something that was useful previously that is unnecessary got fused to religion and hung on tight for dear life. With modern day hygiene there is no purpose to it.
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User avatar #55 to #52 - WtfStrawberries (06/16/2013) [-]
If you are uncircumsized you are more likely to get std's.
I still think it's pretty useful.
User avatar #59 to #55 - noobtankz ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Not as much STD's but general infections.
User avatar #61 to #59 - lorddarkskull (06/16/2013) [-]
Maybe in developing nations without proper hygiene, but the world has changed a lot since this tradition was invented.
User avatar #62 to #61 - noobtankz ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
And considering a good portion of people with their forskin don't properly clean under it? I don't doubt issues are actually still quite common.
#102 to #62 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
> Species survives 3,000 years
> Immune to all infections and diseases.
> Science
#71 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
its for hygiene faggots, and doctors makes a profit for selling the foreskin to faggots as chewing gum!
#144 - linktheherooftime (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm circumcised. All the men in my family are circumcised. It's always just been a normal part of life for me. Just like having a foreskin is just a normal part of life for some other guys. Unlike some people, I am not mad at my grandparents for having me circumcised. They did what they felt was right, and I respect their choice. I'm not mad about being who I am, nor am I ashamed of being cut.
User avatar #152 to #144 - certifiedidiot (06/16/2013) [-]
Why not just leave it intact and leave it to the kid if he wants to take a razor blade to his dick later on life?
User avatar #154 to #152 - sidekickman (06/16/2013) [-]
I agree, but you can change what's been done. Might as well just deal with it like a man.
User avatar #165 to #154 - linktheherooftime (06/16/2013) [-]
Well unless you do foreskin restoration. I've considered it, but I couldn't really get myself to do it. I think it's sort of like how some people who are uncut feel. "This is my natural stat, so why should I change it."
User avatar #167 to #165 - sidekickman (06/16/2013) [-]
I think it's a worse decision to get a restoration. I mean honestly, chicks don't care - and if they do, they're not worth it anyways.
User avatar #169 to #154 - certifiedidiot (06/16/2013) [-]
I just think it's a poor choise of parenting.
User avatar #153 to #144 - thegamefaceman (06/16/2013) [-]
Same here man. It's just been a family thing, we're not jewish or anything. And hey, easier to keep clean and **** too.
User avatar #163 to #153 - linktheherooftime (06/16/2013) [-]
I agree. I feel like I've never really been mad mostly because I trusted my grandparent's decision enough to where I didn't really worry about it. Also were not really religious or anything either. Well, my grandma was raised Catholic, and my grandpa Pentecostal. Funny thing is, my grandpa isn't a very religious man. I think that's probably where I get my religious views from. We've never really gone to church, and I think we both agree that there really isn't any sure fire way of us knowing if there truly is a higher power.
User avatar #183 to #163 - certifiedidiot (06/16/2013) [-]
Religion is still BS.
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