disappointed. yeah.. Well only his mother is dead. Rule #1 of rich superheroes: Both parents must be dead. He's only half way there. disappointed yeah Well only his mother is dead Rule #1 of rich superheroes: Both parents must be He's half way there
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#1 - marzipancity
Reply +202
(06/15/2013) [-]
Well only his mother is dead. Rule #1 of rich superheroes: Both parents must be dead. He's only half way there.
#79 to #1 - trickroller
Reply +7
(06/16/2013) [-]
... So what youre saying is - we should kill his father?
#80 to #79 - baaltomekk
Reply +6
(06/16/2013) [-]
But whoever did it would be ****** afterwards
#83 to #80 - trickroller
Reply +9
(06/16/2013) [-]
... So what youre saying is - you should kill his father?
#85 to #83 - baaltomekk
Reply +5
(06/16/2013) [-]
What I'm saying is - you should kill his father!
#54 to #1 - rapsuskiller
Reply +14
(06/15/2013) [-]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he´s half way there. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh living on a prayer!
I know it wasn´t neccessary, I just did it
#3 - nexu
Reply +172
(06/15/2013) [-]
He's being a "super hero" in a more realistic way, by donating large amounts of money to cure diseases rather than going around beating up criminals
#10 to #3 - anon
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Considering we don't have super villains who try to take over the world (well I guess terrorists maybe?) it's probably better that he gives a **** ton of money instead of running around and beating up small time criminals (in one city too unless he had like a tour schedule)
#14 to #10 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
Reply +17
(06/15/2013) [-]
"We don't have super villains who try to take over the world"

Well damn sometimes it seems like Congress is sure giving its best effort.
#121 to #10 - biggydy
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(06/16/2013) [-]
***** you have Russia, the USA, China, North Korea and even the UK trying to take over the world.
#100 to #3 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
The proof of your commet [url deleted] [url deleted] nquisitr. com/181177/since-2007-bill-gates-has-given-away-48-percent-of-his-net-worth-for- charity-infographic/

#106 to #3 - PadreRasta
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
That's because America doesn't deserve him yet.
#136 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
why not both
#109 to #3 - rdobet
Reply +1
(06/16/2013) [-]
But Batman does both
#22 to #3 - fourthusername
Reply +3
(06/15/2013) [-]
you have a point, but I'm not gonna watch him donate large sums of money every sunday morning.
#11 - matralith
Reply +133
(06/15/2013) [-]
That's the point of having a secret identity.
That's the point of having a secret identity.
#107 to #11 - ninjaspartan
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
Who's his alter ego?
#133 to #107 - anon
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
The paperclip from Microsoft Word. He's the hero we deserve, but the one we rarely need.
#21 to #11 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account**
Reply +6
(06/15/2013) [-]
...that means.. he IS a Super Hero!?!?
#28 - secretagent
Reply +93
(06/15/2013) [-]
super powers activate!
super powers activate!
#2 - allytiger
Reply +56
(06/15/2013) [-]
That's exactly what he wants us to think
#32 - imonaboatman
Reply +55
(06/15/2013) [-]
His superpower is fighting the villain of poverty with frequent and generous donations to various charitable organizations.


He's also a weapon of mass seduction.
#44 - kristovsky
Reply +21
(06/15/2013) [-]
wait a minute, are you saying that ......BRUCE WAYNE was BATMAN!?!?!???!?!?!?!
wait a minute, are you saying that ......BRUCE WAYNE was BATMAN!?!?!???!?!?!?!
#27 - xgrandmoffx
Reply +21
(06/15/2013) [-]
But Barney forgets that we aren't supposed to know that Bill Gates is secretly the defender of the night.
#18 - harshy
Reply +13
(06/15/2013) [-]
he could have been Soft Man
#19 to #18 - xtwinblade
Reply -2
(06/15/2013) [-]
Steel Man*
#46 to #18 - darkshadoww ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Windows Man.
#31 to #18 - bobodevetjedan
Reply +2
(06/15/2013) [-]
Or Micro man, so that's why we can't see him doing his heroic work.
#43 - qubot
Reply +11
(06/15/2013) [-]
Bill gates is really a super villan
#53 to #43 - jorah
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
No problem in creating a good gaming console.
#73 to #43 - taintedangel
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
*Don Mattrick is really a super villain.
#81 to #43 - camcrunk
Reply +2
(06/16/2013) [-]
What if the government wants to spy on us. and they purposely made XBOX1 bad because they don't want people to buy it. "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
What if the government wants to spy on us. and they purposely made XBOX1 bad because they don't want people to buy it. "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
#84 to #81 - qubot
Reply +3
(06/16/2013) [-]
i've already read that post quote 4 time today buddy
#86 to #84 - camcrunk
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
Okay. Well it was connected to your post so I thought I would type it, just read it so I thought I'd post it here. Sorry you had to re-read it
Okay. Well it was connected to your post so I thought I would type it, just read it so I thought I'd post it here. Sorry you had to re-read it
#87 to #86 - qubot
Reply +2
(06/16/2013) [-]
i like the little add on at the end of the quote, it made it bearable. infact it made me chuckle a little bit
i like the little add on at the end of the quote, it made it bearable. infact it made me chuckle a little bit
#88 to #87 - camcrunk
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(06/16/2013) [-]
YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW LONG I'VE TRIED TO FIND THIS ******* .GIF, THANK YOU SO MUCH
YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW LONG I'VE TRIED TO FIND THIS ******* .GIF, THANK YOU SO MUCH