disappointed. yeah. Barney Stinson Considering that Iron Man and Batman is only real superpower is being super rich and smart, Bill Gates turned out to be a rea
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disappointed

Barney Stinson
Considering that Iron Man and
Batman is only real superpower is
being super rich and smart, Bill
Gates turned out to be a real
disappointment
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#11 - matralith (06/15/2013) [-]
That's the point of having a secret identity.
That's the point of having a secret identity.
User avatar #107 to #11 - ninjaspartan (06/16/2013) [-]
Who's his alter ego?
#133 to #107 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
The paperclip from Microsoft Word. He's the hero we deserve, but the one we rarely need.
#21 to #11 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [-]
...that means.. he IS a Super Hero!?!?
#32 - imonaboatman (06/15/2013) [-]
His superpower is fighting the villain of poverty with frequent and generous donations to various charitable organizations.


He's also a weapon of mass seduction.
#28 - secretagent (06/15/2013) [-]
super powers activate!
super powers activate!
User avatar #3 - nexu (06/15/2013) [-]
He's being a "super hero" in a more realistic way, by donating large amounts of money to cure diseases rather than going around beating up criminals
#100 to #3 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
The proof of your commet [url deleted] [url deleted] nquisitr. com/181177/since-2007-bill-gates-has-given-away-48-percent-of-his-net-worth-for- charity-infographic/

User avatar #106 to #3 - PadreRasta (06/16/2013) [-]
That's because America doesn't deserve him yet.
#136 to #3 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
why not both
#109 to #3 - rdobet (06/16/2013) [-]
But Batman does both
#22 to #3 - fourthusername (06/15/2013) [-]
you have a point, but I'm not gonna watch him donate large sums of money every sunday morning.
#10 to #3 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Considering we don't have super villains who try to take over the world (well I guess terrorists maybe?) it's probably better that he gives a **** ton of money instead of running around and beating up small time criminals (in one city too unless he had like a tour schedule)
User avatar #14 to #10 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [-]
"We don't have super villains who try to take over the world"

Well damn sometimes it seems like Congress is sure giving its best effort.
User avatar #121 to #10 - biggydy (06/16/2013) [-]
***** you have Russia, the USA, China, North Korea and even the UK trying to take over the world.
#2 - allytiger (06/15/2013) [-]
That's exactly what he wants us to think
User avatar #1 - marzipancity (06/15/2013) [-]
Well only his mother is dead. Rule #1 of rich superheroes: Both parents must be dead. He's only half way there.
User avatar #54 to #1 - rapsuskiller (06/15/2013) [-]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he´s half way there. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh living on a prayer!
I know it wasn´t neccessary, I just did it
User avatar #79 to #1 - trickroller (06/16/2013) [-]
... So what youre saying is - we should kill his father?
User avatar #80 to #79 - baaltomekk (06/16/2013) [-]
But whoever did it would be ****** afterwards
User avatar #83 to #80 - trickroller (06/16/2013) [-]
... So what youre saying is - you should kill his father?
User avatar #85 to #83 - baaltomekk (06/16/2013) [-]
What I'm saying is - you should kill his father!
#18 - harshy (06/15/2013) [-]
he could have been Soft Man
User avatar #19 to #18 - xtwinblade ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Steel Man*
User avatar #46 to #18 - darkshadoww (06/15/2013) [-]
Windows Man.
User avatar #31 to #18 - bobodevetjedan (06/15/2013) [-]
Or Micro man, so that's why we can't see him doing his heroic work.
#44 - kristovsky (06/15/2013) [-]
wait a minute, are you saying that ......BRUCE WAYNE was BATMAN!?!?!???!?!?!?!
wait a minute, are you saying that ......BRUCE WAYNE was BATMAN!?!?!???!?!?!?!
#27 - xgrandmoffx (06/15/2013) [-]
But Barney forgets that we aren't supposed to know that Bill Gates is secretly the defender of the night.
#47 - blackrookfiend (06/15/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that Batman's greatest assets included being able to speak dozens of languages, being versed in several different sciences, being the master of dozens of fighting styles... As well as being a rich dude.

As for Iron Man. PEOPLE NEED TO READ EXTREMIS.

Seriously...
#97 - Warzonebeta (06/16/2013) [-]
Thats cause his parents are not DEEEAAAAAD.   
   
Cant get me up here Brucie.
Thats cause his parents are not DEEEAAAAAD.

Cant get me up here Brucie.
User avatar #117 - zombiepipboy ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Bill Gates has given $28 Billion to various charities since 2007
that makes him a hero in my books
#48 - killerpiemaster (06/15/2013) [-]
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#62 to #48 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #63 to #48 - rawrzasauranasaur ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Sauce
User avatar #91 to #63 - Keoul (06/16/2013) [-]
Justice League: Kid's Stuff
User avatar #67 to #48 - senseofpurpose (06/15/2013) [-]
reverse gifs are the best
User avatar #115 - pepsiloco (06/16/2013) [-]
But...Billie brought us windows!
User avatar #8 - christmouth (06/15/2013) [-]
I don't know, he has donated a lot of his money to cure malaria and polio.
#43 - qubot (06/15/2013) [-]
Bill gates is really a super villan
User avatar #53 to #43 - jorah (06/15/2013) [-]
No problem in creating a good gaming console.
User avatar #73 to #43 - taintedangel (06/15/2013) [-]
*Don Mattrick is really a super villain.
#81 to #43 - camcrunk (06/16/2013) [-]
What if the government wants to spy on us. and they purposely made XBOX1 bad because they don't want people to buy it. "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
What if the government wants to spy on us. and they purposely made XBOX1 bad because they don't want people to buy it. "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
#84 to #81 - qubot (06/16/2013) [-]
i've already read that post quote 4 time today buddy
#86 to #84 - camcrunk (06/16/2013) [-]
Okay. Well it was connected to your post so I thought I would type it, just read it so I thought I'd post it here. Sorry you had to re-read it
Okay. Well it was connected to your post so I thought I would type it, just read it so I thought I'd post it here. Sorry you had to re-read it
#87 to #86 - qubot (06/16/2013) [-]
i like the little add on at the end of the quote, it made it bearable. infact it made me chuckle a little bit
i like the little add on at the end of the quote, it made it bearable. infact it made me chuckle a little bit
#88 to #87 - camcrunk (06/16/2013) [-]
YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW LONG I'VE TRIED TO FIND THIS 			*******		 .GIF, THANK YOU SO MUCH
YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW LONG I'VE TRIED TO FIND THIS ******* .GIF, THANK YOU SO MUCH
User avatar #105 - undeadwill (06/16/2013) [-]
Think about it doesn't Steve Jobs look like Lex Luthor?
User avatar #120 - vanoreo (06/16/2013) [-]
If you think Bill Gates is a disappointment, you have a different definition of hero than I do.
#126 - biggrand (06/16/2013) [-]
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or maybe he's just mr.xtreme
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