gyh. . 3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk Se he started the engine & turned it oft again. He told them." We have reached ". T
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3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver
knew that they were drunk Se he started the
engine & turned it oft again. He told
them." We have reached ".
The sst guy gave him money at the gnd guy
said "thank you''. The rrd guy gave the
driver a slap.
The driver was shocked, thinking the rrd
drunk knew what he did. But he asked
whats that for'?". The rrd guy replied:
CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you
nearly killed us!", . q
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#16 - ohnotwoone (06/15/2013) [-]
"we have reached"
#6 - ost (06/15/2013) [-]
>We have reached.
User avatar #25 to #6 - animedudej (06/15/2013) [-]
he had to speak drunk (or else they might have misinterpreted and triggered a fight)
#31 to #6 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
>Implying the taxi driver speaks English fluently.
#39 to #6 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
its not his fault. the driver was an alcohol.
User avatar #9 to #6 - triwolfos (06/15/2013) [-]
well, he only has to convince hard drunks
User avatar #12 - tiddycats (06/15/2013) [-]
I drunk, take taxi home, driver say we have reached.
no
User avatar #44 to #12 - dagreatmax (06/16/2013) [-]
>I drunk
>take taxi home
>driver say we have reached
>driver was an alcohol
User avatar #18 to #12 - redtooth (06/15/2013) [-]
where were you when taxi have reached
#8 - dbjorgo (06/15/2013) [-]
Do you even English?
#49 to #8 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
It's a cabbie, so no.
#4 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [-]
What the hell is wrong with this guy? He should be glad they're taking a taxi instead of driving themselves and killing someone. Way to be an ass when people are just being as responsible as they can be while drunk.
#52 to #4 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Found the MADD supporter.
#47 to #4 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
You're a ******* idiot.
#13 to #4 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
GUYS wtf why are you laughing about that guy who told the genie he wished for **** ? We discoveered ************* genies! This could revolutionize science. You guys are dispicable. You laugh when we could be finding that genie and solving all types of stuff. What the **** is wrong with you guys?
User avatar #20 to #4 - maxismahname (06/15/2013) [-]
he was drunk too
"we have reached"
#5 to #4 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Its a ******* joke...
User avatar #11 to #4 - Jameshaich (06/15/2013) [-]
"What the hell is wrong with this guy?"
Probably not existing and is created purely for the joke
#23 to #4 - Schmeckle (06/15/2013) [-]
You must be a blast at parties...
User avatar #14 - leglesslegolegolas (06/15/2013) [-]
>We have reached
Bro do you even English
#21 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
at least the driver wasn't an alcohol
User avatar #7 - christmouth (06/15/2013) [-]
Reminds me of a story I heard. A guy had rented a cab. When they were halfway trough to their destination, the the guy confessed that he couldn't afford it, so the taxi driver threw him out. Next week the guy, who was angry at being forced to walk home, asks two taxi drivers if they would drive him home, if he gave them a blowjob, but both reject him. The guy then goes to the the third taxi driver, which was the one who drove him the week before, and the guy asks him if he could drive him home if he payed him the money, so the driver accepts this and they go, while leaving the the guy waves and smiles to the other taxi drivers.
#33 - ddylann (06/16/2013) [-]
we have reached.
User avatar #37 to #33 - zombiznes (06/16/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #50 - deathcampforjewtie (06/16/2013) [-]
Apology for poor English
Where were you when cab arrives?
I was in cab with friends when cabbie speak.
"We have reached."
"no"
User avatar #1 - RaammKousen (06/15/2013) [-]
enterd?
User avatar #17 to #1 - jokervsbatsy (06/15/2013) [-]
The driver was an alcohol; things like that happen
#3 to #2 - dieish (06/15/2013) [-]
I believe you're looking for this.
#10 to #3 - insertrandomuser (06/15/2013) [-]
I like this one.
#22 to #3 - originalanonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
Spelling Spetsnaz.
#15 - potatasivagree (06/15/2013) [-]
I mean, instantaneous speed is pretty scary, and dangerous
#42 - wings (06/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 - maxismahname (06/15/2013) [-]
>I'm sorry but your husband hav kill by a alcohal
>he hav reached....
User avatar #43 to #19 - dagreatmax (06/16/2013) [-]
the driver was an alcohol
User avatar #48 - bowservoltaire (06/16/2013) [-]
I lost it at enterd
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