Title. . Do yen remember the Back an Earth? Yeah, I made them like 2000 years age. What eheut them? I' m worried about them. They' re killing each ether. Hare a


Do yen remember the
Back an Earth?
Yeah, I made them like 2000
years age. What eheut them?
I' m worried about them. They' re killing each ether.
Hare and battles left and
They‘ re angry all the time. And
they dcn‘ t agree with each
ather‘ a lifestyles. And they'
even started dying fram cancer.
hugry? Den' t agree'? Cancer?
I thought I solved all or that
when I gave them that plant!
That' s anither thing, they'
made the plant illegal,
Are Fan serious? The Gcpd damn thang : cancer!
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User avatar #5 - trolltommo (06/15/2013) [-]
either God is stupid or OP is a fag

humans weren't created 2000 years ago
User avatar #1 - traelos ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Marijuana doesn't fight cancer...

It just dulls the pain of chemo.
User avatar #3 to #1 - xxvampirepriestxx (06/15/2013) [-]
It has also been said to postpone the lethal effects of certain types of cancer. Including lung cancer, surprisingly.
#7 to #3 - gisuar (06/15/2013) [-]
got any source on this?
#11 to #7 - leetroll (06/15/2013) [-]
Check out the documentary Run from the cure
User avatar #4 to #1 - brrigg (06/15/2013) [-]
there's also stories of people going into remission; but then again, stories, ya know?
User avatar #22 to #1 - alanflindt (09/04/2013) [-]
There's evidence to say that it does both.
#9 to #1 - leetroll (06/15/2013) [-]
Tommy Chong cured his cancer with nothing but oils dude :p
It has major cancer fighting properties, for example the largest study done on lung function from non smokers, tobbacco, weed. Weed smokers had better lung function than non smokers! links incoming
User avatar #14 to #9 - rapsuskiller (06/16/2013) [-]
I think he used something more than cannabis to treat his cancer, just saying. He is not stupid and he probably tried a large number of treatments to cure his cancer.
#15 to #14 - leetroll (06/16/2013) [-]
He didn't do chemo or anything, check out the interviews and do some research on it, you may be surprised :p
User avatar #16 to #15 - rapsuskiller (06/16/2013) [-]
Seriously. That´s odd, but I´ll take your word for it. May I see a link to one of those interviews?
#17 to #16 - leetroll (06/16/2013) [-]
heres a gov link supporting the cancer fighting abilities of it www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/pdq/cam/cannabis/healthprofessional/page4
and tommy chong-
"What other treatment are you undergoing?
The cure that I’m really using is water. See, the prostate is down there with the plumbing, and the one thing that one doctor told me when he checked me was that I was water-deficient. He taught me: about four or five big eight-ounce glasses of water every day. The magical cure is water. Also, the thing that really feeds cancer is sugar, so you gotta get rid of it. I don’t eat any sugar. Sugar is the worst thing we have."
User avatar #18 to #17 - rapsuskiller (06/16/2013) [-]
Well, in that article clearly says "He is confident in the treatment choices he’s made – which include cannabis – and works assiduously to maintain a positive frame of mind." so no, cannabis isn´t the only treatment he followed
#19 to #18 - leetroll (06/16/2013) [-]
the only other "treatment" was a diet change, drinking large amounts of water and no sugar. he was on estrogen pills for the first little but changed doctors and got rid of them
User avatar #20 to #19 - rapsuskiller (06/17/2013) [-]
The diet he followed is also a treatment, and if hee didn´t do it it would have been a lot harder to get rid of the cancer, but I am amazed by how much cannabis helped him
User avatar #12 to #9 - traelos ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Statistically speaking Pipe Smokers live 3 years longer than non-smokers.

It's more likely a socioeconomic link between people who can afford pot and people who can afford decent healthcare than it is the marijuana itself.
#6 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
2000 years ago ? really ? REALLY ???
User avatar #8 - kallesyndrom (06/15/2013) [-]
God made humans 6000 years ago, duh
User avatar #21 to #8 - bladeguy (08/18/2013) [-]
i thought it was 10 000
User avatar #13 - mrwalkerfour (06/16/2013) [-]
at least this is better than when it said "cures" cancer that was annoying
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