She Wants the Dick. . Today, I was riding a hike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came gut and asked " was alright. I said, I am new" and w
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She Wants the Dick

Today, I was riding a hike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came gut and asked " was
alright. I said, I am new" and winked. He said "t! Alli! t Tra then immediately ran away and dram. -"e his truck around
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#1 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
thirst meang desperte
#2 to #1 - laxwarriord ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
tank yu
#3 to #2 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
yur velcom
#9 to #3 - comanderspy (06/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #9 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/15/2013) [-]
5/5 bretty good DDD
#40 - thechosentroll (06/15/2013) [-]
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Who the **** gets hit by a ******* truck and then not only survives, but is also well enough to flirt? Wonder woman?
User avatar #41 to #40 - pennydragon (06/15/2013) [-]
Well Wonder woman is sexy, so it was someone else.
User avatar #42 to #41 - thechosentroll (06/15/2013) [-]
Good point. Was it She Hulk? No, wait, she's hot. Supergi....... DAMN IT, WHY CAN'T I THINK OF AN UGLY SUPERWOMAN?!?
#36 - danielscqro (06/15/2013) [-]
was the truck driver russian?
User avatar #17 - kabuthefox (06/15/2013) [-]
anyone else press Ctrl+H to see what it did?
User avatar #18 to #17 - fukbushizgetmunny (06/15/2013) [-]
...yes
User avatar #51 - minsheme (06/16/2013) [-]
Note that he said "A bike" and not "my bike" which proves the truck driver would have said "get in the truck" had this man not be black.
#53 to #51 - shrekpenis (06/16/2013) [-]
Nice observation, sir (or m'am)
#47 - yuukoku (06/15/2013) [-]
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oh... so "Crlt_H" brings up my history! ...I was never aware of that...
#10 - harshy (06/15/2013) [-]
at least you weren't hit a dog
at least you weren't hit a dog
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#12 to #10 - fourthusername (06/15/2013) [-]
I know the guys whole race was ruined and I know he is likely injured too but
that poor dog!
User avatar #15 to #12 - imahugecunt (06/15/2013) [-]
You've gotta love how the dog just casually stands up and walks away, wagging his tail.
User avatar #19 to #15 - greatboobya (06/15/2013) [-]
except that the dog's leg is broken
#16 to #10 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Many years ago, Joaquim Agostinho, the greatest portuguese cyclist of all time hited a dog during a race. His head hited the ground. He died days later. Since then, everyone must use helmet.
User avatar #21 to #10 - zombiefied (06/15/2013) [-]
the gifs i make always get red thumbs lol
#24 to #21 - mercyburris (06/15/2013) [-]
they are not a gif but a curse
User avatar #25 to #24 - zombiefied (06/15/2013) [-]
its true
#4 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I ******* hate muslim immigration to Europe, You don't now how much Muslims destroy European countries and cities. Did you know Muslims teenagers hate the European country their in and burn the country's flag? Did you know Muslims want Sharia law in Europe? Muslims are majority in crimes, rape, abuse and more. We need to get these filthy people out or its to late. Muslims will be majority in 2050.
#46 to #4 - threefolder (06/15/2013) [-]
> Did you know Muslims teenagers hate the European country
> Muslims teenagers hate the European country
> hate the European country
> European country
#39 to #4 - thechosentroll (06/15/2013) [-]
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And I'm just sitting here, being easteuropean.
User avatar #14 to #4 - spyrothehedgehog (06/15/2013) [-]
eat a dick, faggot
#22 to #14 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
no u homo
#35 to #4 - jarofdirt ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
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#59 to #4 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm a muslim in Canada, not europe i know, and it's incredible. Nicest people on earth and i wouldn't dare touch their flag. You are retarded.
#11 to #4 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a Muslim in London, England and I love this country. I do not wish for Sharia's law and like the way things are now. Shut up.
User avatar #5 to #4 - riggyrigs (06/15/2013) [-]
this has nothing to do with the post,.
#62 - thewisedane (06/19/2013) [-]
This thread.
This thread.
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#50 - ddylann (06/16/2013) [-]
so when thirsty is used in the context of women it means they are thirsty for the d right?
User avatar #48 - idkijustdo ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Maybe the driver is gay.
Maybe the girl is actually 12 years old.
Or maybe the girl is just ugly.
User avatar #44 - krazyfunning (06/15/2013) [-]
I would not try to flirt if i got hit by a truck I'd be pissed
User avatar #34 - wellimnotsure (06/15/2013) [-]
wait, is this a guy or a chick, he could have seen a chick and been gay, or it could have been a guy and been like WTF!?
User avatar #43 to #34 - YugiDork (06/15/2013) [-]
"by Anonymous (woman)"
User avatar #45 to #43 - wellimnotsure (06/15/2013) [-]
ah fair enough, maybe she is whale?
User avatar #32 - henryfordthegod (06/15/2013) [-]
man
User avatar #31 - smellmyfaceforswag (06/15/2013) [-]
Thirsty, meaning: wanting a mate, desperately.

Example: Damn, girl! You are the thirstiest person in the world.
#28 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
the lightbulb, lol
User avatar #26 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (06/15/2013) [-]
thirsty bishhhhh
#6 - iderstine (06/15/2013) [-]
I read this in a guys perspective. I was incredibly confused as to why he thought he was gay.
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