Xbox One VS A brick. I'd rather own a brick!. Ibex One as An Ordinary Brick III Xbox One A Brick Price? / 72 DRM Free'? No Yes Extra Fee if Used? Yes No Does it Xbox one brick vs
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Xbox One VS A brick. I'd rather own a brick!. Ibex One as An Ordinary Brick III Xbox One A Brick Price? / 72 DRM Free'? No Yes Extra Fee if Used? Yes No Does it

I'd rather own a brick!

Tags: Xbox | one | brick | vs
Ibex One as An Ordinary Brick
III
Xbox One A Brick
Price? / 72
DRM Free'? No Yes
Extra Fee if Used? Yes No
Does it watch you? Always it CENT
Requires Internet?
Region Locked? Yes :,
Features that It won' t stop
probably won' t work'? working
If it stops working,
how can it be used? As a Brick As a Brick
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Views: 59531 Submitted: 06/14/2013
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#3 - cuntbisquits
Reply +268
(06/15/2013) [-]
Paint skills off the charts
#108 to #3 - puut
Reply -3
(06/15/2013) [-]
The best advice for buying new Generation consoles...
#123 to #3 - dawdawdwa
Reply +2
(06/15/2013) [-]
Glorious master race!
#107 to #3 - sissywoo
Reply +8
(06/15/2013) [-]
#1 - walkerjam
Reply +118
(06/14/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this ol' goodie.
#60 to #1 - anisbanana
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(06/15/2013) [-]
1. If you jealbreak iPad, there is a tweak that allows multitasking windows

2. iPad 3g has microsd card slot for up to 32 gb

3. You can remove the battery by prying off the glass cover, and unscrewing a few things, but this is pointless since 80% of the iPads mass is battery.

4. It has a front and rear facing camera...

5. 3rd party browsers support flash

6. You can buy refurbished iPads at around 250$. A new iPad price is considerably generous, since there have been a few teardowns of iPads, and all the components inside of it add up to be $320.
#66 to #60 - Relinies ONLINE
Reply +5
(06/15/2013) [-]
You're replying to an outdated picture posted by a guy who probably doesn't care, just posting a funny picture related to the OP. I can guarentee you that any and all of the points you just made will never matter to anyone in a significant way.

So why? Why go full retard and post that where it will never matter?
#225 to #66 - anisbanana
Reply 0
(06/22/2013) [-]
Because everyone on funnyjunk is basically sheep or livestock. One famous funnyjunker will say "iPad sucks" and everyone will go with it. Your opinions are controlled by only a few people, and god forbid someone not agree with his or her opinion, everyone turns against you. Funnyjunk, you are sheep.
#226 to #225 - Relinies ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/23/2013) [-]
Let me make this simple.
I disagree with you, at least for myself. I have used Android and iOS tablets/phones. Android is less fluid (which is to say, the animations between windows can stutter on rare occasions), but iOS has much more than this as a problem. Battery cannot be replaced, far less apps are free, and there are far, FAR less choices of iOS products as compared to Android. The worst part is, iOS things cost more on average.
iOS is more simplistic than Android, but Android is able to do more.
Though said famous member may decide that iOS products are worse, people would, for the most part, only agree because they are right.
And let's hear this one again: If you share an opinion that few people like and you don't even do it with some tact, of course you'll be thumbed down! But you know what? Thumbs are an electronic system of finding the best of content and comments as chosen by the community, and have absolutely no meaning to the real world.
People only seem like sheep because they believe that their opinion is correct. In the case of iOS, it can be proven that Android is better, and the only reasons to buy an iOS product would be to show off your money or because you prefer the way the settings and menus are setup to the Android setup. Of course, if I say that, you'll call me a sheep for

tl;dr: You're an idiot, famous funnyjunkers choose popular opinions for themselves, and only other idiots blindly follow them. The majority of people actually agree. And if you really believe the words you're saying, you need to get a reality check.
#127 to #66 - admiralen
Reply -9
(06/15/2013) [-]
he replied to how a picture was wrong you ignorant retard, doesnt matter if the pic was ******* old
#136 to #127 - walkerjam
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
It does matter, when the picture is clearly stating which years' technology which is compared.
#137 to #136 - admiralen
Reply -7
(06/15/2013) [-]
it was stupid **** and he corrected it
#144 to #137 - Relinies ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
He corrected things that do not matter anymore.
#145 to #144 - admiralen
Reply -6
(06/15/2013) [-]
then dont post the stupid pic either
#222 to #145 - Relinies ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
#223 to #222 - admiralen
Reply -1
(06/16/2013) [-]
>implying i give a **** about red thumbs
#65 to #60 - walkerjam
Reply +2
(06/15/2013) [-]
Yes, but if you look at the picture it says "2010 Tech Showdown".    
Most of the stuff you mention was added later on, I guess. I have no clue since I do not own or care about an iPad.    
Anyways, I would at least look at the picture properly before adding a "*******" picture.
Yes, but if you look at the picture it says "2010 Tech Showdown".
Most of the stuff you mention was added later on, I guess. I have no clue since I do not own or care about an iPad.
Anyways, I would at least look at the picture properly before adding a "*******" picture.
#179 to #60 - rainbowrush ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
You're some special kind of stupid aren't you?
#4 - ptolomeus
Reply +57
(06/15/2013) [-]
Do... Not.. BUY!... THE X-BOX!
Do... Not.. BUY!... THE X-BOX!
#14 to #4 - zaxzwim
Reply -7
(06/15/2013) [-]
i'm going to get one so then i have one
#15 to #14 - zaxzwim
Reply -8
(06/15/2013) [-]
probably not going to play it though
#109 to #15 - penismunchernohomo
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
Hope the NSA catches you ******* around faggot.
Hope the NSA catches you ******* around faggot.
#110 to #109 - zaxzwim
Reply -2
(06/15/2013) [-]
ehh
#111 to #110 - penismunchernohomo
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
What is that supposed to mean?
#112 to #111 - zaxzwim
Reply -2
(06/15/2013) [-]
i use it as a way of saying 'oh well' or something simaler
#113 to #112 - penismunchernohomo
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Fair enough
#114 to #113 - zaxzwim
Reply -2
(06/15/2013) [-]
well have a good day
#22 to #4 - arziben
Reply -5
(06/15/2013) [-]
one, you forgot the one after xbox
#35 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Dont worry, most people cant even buy the Xbox One.
#155 to #4 - animedudej
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
i do what i want!
#6 to #4 - mattmikeman
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(06/15/2013) [-]
#36 to #6 - ptolomeus
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
Why is this getting thumbed down? Best scene ever!
"Weeeh, thooought, yoooou, waaas a TOAD"
....
" DO! NOT! SEEK, THE TREASURE"

Pic. not related.
#11 to #4 - Cipher
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
stop me
#150 to #4 - firecrotchq
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
power bank account
#156 to #4 - kasperninja
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
Xbox 360: You were supposed to bring balance to Microsoft, not destroy it! You were my brother...
Xbox 1: I HATE YOU!
#30 to #4 - soraisrox
Reply +7
(06/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#52 - burraki
Reply +52
(06/15/2013) [-]
OH SURE WHEN I POST THE VERSION OF IT VERSUS A ROCK I GET NEGATIVE THUMBS THANKS FUNNYJUNK
#58 to #52 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Just try and be careful when you post if you pick the time right anything can go to front page
#62 to #58 - sexyhimself ONLINE
Reply +6
(06/15/2013) [-]
THERE ARE TACTICS!!!????
#126 to #52 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Don't feel to bad man, they're just imaginary points we use to see which of us dedicate more of our lives to Fj. You'll get em next time though
#143 to #52 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
there already was one on bricks in the front page this week. people probably recognized yours as a repost
#90 to #52 - fuckingtrolls
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk has a hard on for bricks
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2631764/Brickgasm/
#165 to #52 - ordog
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
Well a rock is a rock, a brick is a brick.
What I mean is that a rock is a natural thing that doesn't have any function (if analyzed superficially), while a brick is man made, it has an evident purpose but a rather simple one. So when we see a man made object, that has one basic purpose, and we compare it to another man made object that has a really complex purpose (gaming), and we say they are basically the same thing , THAT has a comedic value. Using a rock just doesn't have the same effect.

TL;DR: It's more funny when its a brick, and I'm probably talking out of my ass.
#148 to #52 - samjamfan
Reply +2
(06/15/2013) [-]
here is a comment thumb to make you feel better
#124 - linktheherooftime
Reply +36
(06/15/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the time a picture of a brick reached front page.
#135 - anomsssssss
Reply +18
(06/15/2013) [-]
if a brick stops working how can it still be used as a brick?
#204 to #135 - taintedangel
Reply -2
(06/15/2013) [-]
It just can't be used as building material. You can still throw it at people or at Windows during a riot to get free things.
#151 to #135 - pureenergyy
Reply -1
(06/15/2013) [-]
38 minutes to late..
#142 to #135 - wacemindu
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(06/15/2013) [-]
#24 - MasterManiac ONLINE
Reply +14
(06/15/2013) [-]
1) True - Would be worried if bricks were more expensive than games consoles.   
2) Semi-true - DRM will certainly be restricted, but DRM will be decided by game publishers rather than Microsoft or Sony.   
3) False - confirmed by Microsoft that they will not implement any extra fees for used games.   
4) False - Kinect is controlled by you. You can change how much the Kinect listens or watchs for commands, or you can turn it off completely if you want.   
5) True - needs to connect to the internet every 24 hours. No logical explanation as to why.   
6) Maybe - unconfirmed, but possible it will be considering Microsoft's previous policies.   
7) N/A - complete speculation.   
8) False - too big to be a brick, and doesn't have the right structual integrity.
1) True - Would be worried if bricks were more expensive than games consoles.
2) Semi-true - DRM will certainly be restricted, but DRM will be decided by game publishers rather than Microsoft or Sony.
3) False - confirmed by Microsoft that they will not implement any extra fees for used games.
4) False - Kinect is controlled by you. You can change how much the Kinect listens or watchs for commands, or you can turn it off completely if you want.
5) True - needs to connect to the internet every 24 hours. No logical explanation as to why.
6) Maybe - unconfirmed, but possible it will be considering Microsoft's previous policies.
7) N/A - complete speculation.
8) False - too big to be a brick, and doesn't have the right structual integrity.
#27 to #24 - maxmekker
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Well... the fact that it cant even be used as a brick makes it only worse...   
And this is coming from someone who have always favored Xbox...
Well... the fact that it cant even be used as a brick makes it only worse...
And this is coming from someone who have always favored Xbox...
#28 to #27 - MasterManiac ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Why? Were you planning to build a house out of Xbox One carcasses?
#44 to #24 - leeton
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
5) Since games will be directly linked to your profile, you will not need a cd. Therefore to counteract 5 people playing on the same profile on different consoles, you have to validate that you actually have access to that particular profile.
Personally i dont like to store cd's, as they eventually get broken.
#45 to #44 - MasterManiac ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
I can understand this feature completely, but what I fail to comprehend is why this needs to be checked every 24 hours. Because of game licences being linked to your account you cannot buy, sell or trade games without an internet connection. Therefore surely your games cannot become "invalid", so to speak, while you are offline, so why are the checks still required every 24 hours?
#49 to #45 - formidableguy
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
its also meant to be a way to combat "chipped" consoles. The mandatory 24 hour thing is meant to ensure no illegal monitoring is going on as well as theother reasons that have been stated.
#50 to #49 - formidableguy
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
I meant modding hahaha
#220 to #50 - leeton
Reply 0
(06/16/2013) [-]
Im sure the ones who want to mod their xbox will find a way around this issue anyway.
#73 to #24 - babbysmithy
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
"As we saw above, you will be able install your games to your hard-drive and have your entire library available to play without putting the disc in the disc tray.
This is why the 24-hour check is required. Without this, many copies of the same game could be installed into multiple X1's and it would be absolutely crumble game sales.
The drawback to this is not being able to game offline. Microsoft has said that the final decisions to this issue have not been final. I believe if they allow you to play offline with the disc in the disc tray, this would become a non-issue."



www.reddit.com/r/xboxone/comments/1g8t5e/lets_clear_up_the_issues_used_games_kinect/
#13 - phantomhawkfour **User deleted account**
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#16 to #13 - anon
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Why? To prove that Xbox is the best? That ship has sailed. Microshaft have guaranteed it to be a failure of epic proportions.
#33 to #13 - lordjordn
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#17 to #13 - tazze
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(06/15/2013) [-]
how does it feel, having an IQ lower than your life expectancy?
how does it feel, having an IQ lower than your life expectancy?
#18 to #17 - maid
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I think its fun that the publishers of PS4-games can take charge for every game you have if you dont have PSN+, but everyone is focusing on Xbox One.
#19 to #18 - tazze
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Sony said: "If a third-party publisher wants to do something server-side with their own content, there's not much we can do about that"
Microsoft, on the other hand, is giving publishers tools to charge you money to use a second-hand game.
in other words, Sony isn't doing it voluntarily, they just can't do anything about it

anyway I'll probably wait till christmas to carefully examine the situation since this much drama is making it difficult to tell rumors and facts apart
#23 to #19 - maid
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Well, that might be true. I just read a short article about it on a webnews-site. There is so much talk about DRM on the Xbox while its basicly the same as on the PS4, Microsoft rather want to give them the tools than having 10 different tools for every publisher.
#98 to #17 - phantomhawkfour **User deleted account**
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#21 to #13 - arziben
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(06/15/2013) [-]
thanks to you, they'll keep considering us as money bucket
#96 to #21 - phantomhawkfour **User deleted account**
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#54 - DJKitty
Reply +11
(06/15/2013) [-]
If a brick stops working as a brick what the **** does it become?
#61 to #54 - bronybox
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(06/15/2013) [-]
A pile or rubble? A slightly more inferior brick to the glorious working brick master race? A brick that can no longer support its family and must work on the streets selling drugs so that it can get it's little brickling the help that it needs to grow big and strong and overcome inabilitoworkitis like it's paternal figure never could?
#80 to #54 - EpicAnon
Reply +2
(06/15/2013) [-]
A brick, didn't you read the chart?
#86 to #54 - theadziu ONLINE
Reply +6
(06/15/2013) [-]
An Xbox One.
#9 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
That is the dumbest ******* thing I have ever seen, can you play computer games on a brick?

People haven't even touched a controller and they are complaining about it. Get a life you ********
#56 to #9 - eating
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
mindless xbot detected.
#10 to #9 - xanders
Reply +9
(06/15/2013) [-]
Can you play computer games on xbox? Nooo you play xbox games with that one, you funny North Korean
#57 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Oh right because to be a computer you have to be a PC, and not something capable of computing...
#140 to #57 - xanders
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Silly anon... "computer games" are for computers like PC, Mac , Linux and etc and usually Xbox and PS and etc games are called "console games" you understand that consept right? OR possibly in North Korea even calculators and mobile phones are called computers I have no idea of that.