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The CEO of Sony

throwing down the sick burns

Ill, can Ha: Him In
RUMOR: XBOX ONE will not function if the
Enact camera cannot see Doritos and Dew
in the room
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#4 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [+] (48 replies)
Who doesnt have Doritos and Dew in their room?
User avatar #7 to #4 - shunkahaxD (06/15/2013) [-]
Filthy ******* casuals thats who
#41 - mayormilkman (06/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I am your god now.
#47 - lazaman (06/15/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I actually really liked the Xbox 360 and how well it integrated gaming and social interaction. Its dashboard was easy to navigate and smooth. And the overall package was amazing.
It was rivaled only by steam pc gaming.

And I am saddened to see their drastic turn for the worse.

But as a man of PC, PS, Xbox, and Nintendo. I will still have options after xbox goes.

I will forever muse the idea of what xbox could have been had it not turned to poo poo.
#115 - saladtongsofdeath (06/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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then why dont you just buy more money?
#3 - mastereleven (06/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
yeah, ceo of sony
#5 to #3 - Killerwale ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
It's a joke meng.
#94 - fartmart (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#50 - popesoybean (06/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I am euphoric, not because of some phony communities's praises, but because I have paid the majority of reviewers.
#124 - drhoffable (06/15/2013) [-]
what if i fapped in the room with my xbox, would it detect my hand movement and put on porn for me?

now that i would buy.
#204 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (06/15/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I don't see the problem.
I don't see the problem.
#107 - originalanonymous (06/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#275 - wutermelon (06/15/2013) [-]
He forgot to mention it only applies to XBOX ONE™ branded dew and Doritos.
#134 - qubot (06/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
if you think about it the xbox one can be marketed towards really lonely people.

you always have someone watching you like a real person

you get to say commands into the kinect just like talking to a person

lonely people don't have friends so they don't need to worries about lending or borrowing games from friends

ussaully people who have no friends spend alot of time on the internet, so theres no need for them to worry its not gonna work
#246 - cazpinator (06/15/2013) [+] (14 replies)
we dont have mountain dew in my contry
User avatar #249 to #248 - cazpinator (06/15/2013) [-]
you realize i replyed to myself?
#139 - nymikemet (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Watch out Nintendo!
Watch out Nintendo!
#17 - rzpdisciple (06/15/2013) [-]
this wouldn't be a problem for me anyway.
#106 - japfapper (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I really only think the PS4 only looks as "good" as it does because Microsoft turned my beloved Xbox into communist ******* Russia.
#125 to #106 - vaporous (06/15/2013) [-]
PS4 doesn't look good at all. The only arguments Sony fanboys make is how bad the XBone is. That's just like, their opinion man.
#46 - skaife (06/15/2013) [-]
The only thing Sony has really done that stands out to me is ride the internet hype train all the way up microsofts ass. Can't really say either console looks that good.
#161 - dwarfman (06/15/2013) [+] (22 replies)
Sony is earning back my respect. Brb replaying Jak and Daxter series.
Sony is earning back my respect. Brb replaying Jak and Daxter series.
User avatar #33 to #10 - theoriginalzombie (06/15/2013) [-]
Steam was tailored to and developed alongside the digital download format. It's DRM is much less restrictive than the Xbone's proposed format to the point where it's a sham to even compare the two. For one, once I purchase a steam game and have it fully installed/updated I can toss my router and modem in the trash and still be able to play it for the rest of my days as long as I save my credentials. That clearly will not be possible for the Xbox One. Microsoft is getting exactly what it deserves with this criticism; if they want to alienate a large portion of their original target audience, then a large portion of their original target audience will backlash at them. I don't see why you're bothering defending them when they clearly understand that they've made unpopular business decisions. I doubt it was a surprise that people would react this way
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