Feels (1). . Heart alter Ills assistant Is In the corn:. There is a reason the assistant is "sleeping" in the corner... Where do you think they got the heart?


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#61 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (06/15/2013) [-]
I wonder how many Facebook likes it took for the surgeon to perform the surgery.
User avatar #66 to #61 - gustaviaable (06/15/2013) [-]
**gustaviaable rolls 734**
User avatar #4 - lordlolland (06/15/2013) [-]
There is a reason the assistant is "sleeping" in the corner...
Where do you think they got the heart?
#13 to #4 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
You stole that joke now shut the **** up.
#14 to #13 - fordun (06/15/2013) [-]
Jokes aren't proprietary.
User avatar #25 to #14 - localcatbarber (06/15/2013) [-]
Do you like fish sticks?
User avatar #26 to #25 - EvilWolf (06/15/2013) [-]
for some reason, this thread made me laugh sfh
User avatar #72 to #13 - xtwinblade (06/15/2013) [-]
He didnt claim the joke as his. How do you know every joke you told havent been told already?
#36 to #4 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
like if you cry evertim
User avatar #16 to #4 - gamerjn (06/15/2013) [-]
As seen in the original post
User avatar #49 to #16 - lordlolland (06/15/2013) [-]
If somebody can get away with reposting the content then why shouldn't I be able to do the same with a comment?
User avatar #64 to #49 - uzerc (06/15/2013) [-]
Comments are the last hope for OC Funnyjunk has.
#62 to #49 - thebw (06/15/2013) [-]
#82 to #49 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Because that makes you a faggot. If you can't make original content, then have original thoughts about reposted content.
#51 - switchblayde (06/15/2013) [-]
Am I the only one in damn near tears over the placement of the word "successful?"   
I think it should come before the 23.
Am I the only one in damn near tears over the placement of the word "successful?"

I think it should come before the 23.
User avatar #54 to #51 - thejerseyjenn (06/15/2013) [-]
I think it should come after long.
User avatar #55 to #54 - switchblayde (06/15/2013) [-]
I had that speculation as well... either one would work.
User avatar #56 to #55 - thejerseyjenn (06/15/2013) [-]
True. The one place it doesn't work is exactly where they put it.
#57 to #56 - switchblayde (06/15/2013) [-]
I believe we have come to a mutual agreement.
I believe we have come to a mutual agreement.
#32 - EdwardNigma (06/15/2013) [-]
First time I saw this post, it didn't have the second part.
I commended the doctor for going to all that effort for only a few more years, since he looks pretty ******* old in the first picture.

But 25, god ******* damn.
Pretty sure the doctor is dead, though.
#46 to #32 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I think they tried on someone old because it might have been one of the first heart transplants? Dunno
#106 - deadpeople (06/15/2013) [-]
It's good to know there are some surgeons who are so determined to save someones life.
#79 - donaldducksdick (06/15/2013) [-]
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#20 - HolyDiver (06/15/2013) [-]
Ohh! That's where he got the heart from!
#99 to #20 - pappathethird (06/15/2013) [-]
look at top comment
#100 - bitchplzzz (06/15/2013) [-]
**bitchplzzz rolls 41**
User avatar #109 to #100 - alltimetens (06/15/2013) [-]
**alltimetens rolls 61** I'm a dubs donor.
#115 to #109 - creosote (06/15/2013) [-]
Being a dubs donor is not a joke, it is a responsibility. You should be ashamed of yourself.
User avatar #124 to #115 - alltimetens (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm sincerely sorry. What was I thinking?
User avatar #104 to #100 - footballmaniac (06/15/2013) [-]
**footballmaniac rolls 99**

Here, take mine.
#105 to #104 - DCat (06/15/2013) [-]
Well. That was quick.
Well. That was quick.
#73 - miscarriage (06/15/2013) [-]
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I should become a surgeon... yeah.. That'll be good.
User avatar #85 to #73 - ImaTumor (06/15/2013) [-]
what game is this?
#87 to #85 - miscarriage (06/15/2013) [-]
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Surgery Simulator 2013
#8 - savvasp (06/15/2013) [-]
He kinda looks like the old Tom Hanks in The Green Mile.
#114 - creosote (06/15/2013) [-]
My grandpa has the heart of a 20 year old, now.    
This was a weak comment. To make up for it, please enjoy this jumping turtle gif.
My grandpa has the heart of a 20 year old, now.
This was a weak comment. To make up for it, please enjoy this jumping turtle gif.
#70 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Zbigniew Religa MD - it was the first heart transplant in Poland
#78 - Blarge **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [-]
cool story bro
#3 - herpymcderp (06/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #59 - xgeneration (06/15/2013) [-]
man wek up

man: y is asistnt slippin
doctor: hoo u think gav u heart

lik dis if u cri evertim
User avatar #91 - thedungeonmaster (06/15/2013) [-]
And then the patient thanks god
#103 to #91 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
i know what you mean, but he looks like he legitimately thinks the surgeon saved him.
#71 - incaster (06/15/2013) [-]
well done sir well done!
well done sir well done!
User avatar #47 - puut (06/15/2013) [-]
The light bulb says she's sleeping in corn. Too ******* good.
User avatar #1 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh ! "thank GOD" he is alive...
User avatar #38 to #1 - misticalz ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Dude shut the **** up.
This comment was made last time this was posted and it had 300 thumbs.

How the **** can you assume he thanked god?

I'm an Atheist but at least I'm not a dick about it like you.
Take off your MLP shirt and fedora and shave that neck beard of yours.
User avatar #76 to #38 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
holy **** take a ******* joke, so what i made the old "hurr durr ****** jab at religion **** joke" ******* hell man get over it, i **** i got ok my joke was bad taste, and for the record i hte fedoras, i dont watch mlp nd i dont hve neck beard

so tht being said..... **** .you it was a joke i dont assume anything ****
#65 to #1 - kaxu (06/15/2013) [-]
I actually think you don't deserve all this red thumbs..
I thumbed you up
Have a good day
#68 to #65 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
There are times when this very comment are showered in green thumbs. I don't get FJ.
User avatar #81 to #65 - bromosexual (06/15/2013) [-]
The cunt said "Thank god" he's okay. Meaning, This guy probably thinks god saved him instead of the surgeon. There were no implements of the guy saying "God saved me" there weren't even remnants of any religious reference in this post.
The comment was stupid and out of place
User avatar #86 to #81 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]

and like kaxu said, yes i was being satyrical, i know the surgeon i the one who saved his life you dip **** ....stop being so anal
#89 to #86 - kaxu (06/15/2013) [-]
It's ok bro ... it's ok
User avatar #90 to #89 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
thx bud, i'm just ind fed up with the whole people being 2 sided about this, tey bash you because you make a joke on religion and act like they've never done so....

eurgh...what ever i'll go down with my comment haha
User avatar #92 to #90 - kaxu (06/15/2013) [-]
I just saw your profile picture, are you french ?
User avatar #93 to #92 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
french/american yes, why do you ask ?
User avatar #94 to #93 - kaxu (06/15/2013) [-]
Ok, so if you can we can just speak french now ...
Je suis français aussi, je vis dans le sud de la France
Tu es français americain, c'est a dire que t'es né en amerique mais que ta famille est française ?
User avatar #95 to #94 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
arrete t'es du sud toi aussi ? je viens du Muy dans le Var

enfin, je suis ne en france mais mon pere biologique ete americain, autrement je suis plus francais qu'autre chose mais bon mdr
User avatar #98 to #95 - kaxu (06/15/2013) [-]
Haha ok ^^
Mais tu vis en Amerique ou dans le Var ? Moi je viens du sud, mais de l'autre coté du sud, vers Bayonne je sais pas si tu connais, pres de la frontiere Espagnol.
User avatar #101 to #98 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
oui, je connais, je connais, d'apres ce que j'etends c'est super la bas

la je suis au canada, mais je rentre en france, d'ici...euh 2-3 semaines quoi
User avatar #107 to #101 - kaxu (06/15/2013) [-]
Ok ok
En tout cas t'as bien de la chance de pouvoir voyager d'un continent à l'autre comme ca ... Enfin bref profite bien, je te dit au revoir et à bientot, j'espere qu'on se recroisera un de ces jours sur le site ;)
User avatar #108 to #107 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
merci, je vais pas me plaindre mais comme tout ca a ces inconveniants

en tout cas ce fus sympa de pouvoir parler a un peu, et a bientot oui !
User avatar #123 to #86 - bromosexual (06/15/2013) [-]
I understand the joke, It's just out of place and unnecessary since this post had nothing to do with religion whatsoever. Whilst I think -112 thumbs isn't exactly called for I do see how it offended people
User avatar #83 to #81 - kaxu (06/15/2013) [-]
No, he was just satyrical.
He is fed up with all the people who think god save their life, when it's in fact a surgeon.

User avatar #77 to #65 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
thx mate, it's nice to know some people can laugh round here nd aren't so anal about things
#6 to #1 - planetofthehomoes ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
last time i made a comment similar to yours, a ********* got brewed
User avatar #7 to #6 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
yup...i don't think people can take a joke here...
#11 to #7 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
The joke you are making is at the "beating a dead horses dead grandchildren" level, so yes most have grown tired of it. Now get original or expand on it and we may see.
User avatar #17 to #7 - ScottMJfan (06/15/2013) [-]
Jokes are supposed to be funny. That wasn't funny in the slightest, and anybody who thought so is either 10 years old, or has a really horrible sense of humor.
User avatar #18 to #17 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
meh i have a crude somewhat misplaced sense of humor soemtimes
User avatar #40 to #18 - misticalz ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Your humor isn't crude.

Stop trying to be edgy.
Your "joke" was an uncalled stab at religion.
Don't be such a militant Atheist, cunt.
User avatar #75 to #40 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
ok wow for starter m not a militant atheist ok....jeez leant to tke a joke, ok it was bd i gt it but dont put words in my mouth that im not
#28 to #7 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
but the thing is, whenever something related to atheism is criticized, people go like BUTTHURT CHRISTIANS!!!! and say CAN'T TAKE A JOKE????
User avatar #80 to #28 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
apperently mking joke on either one on internet brews a ********* ..
#63 to #7 - fourthusername (06/15/2013) [-]
most of Funnyjunk can take jokes pretty well (especially the black, asian, and woman demographic).
No one was offended by your joke, it was just awful. You likely saw a post by one of those "cool and edgy internet atheists" and wanted to diss religion further. Unfortunately none of your grade 5 buddies (A.K.A. the atheist channel on FJ) backed you up. do something useful with your life, please. You are a disgrace to atheists everywhere.
atheism: the respected belief that there is no God
internet atheism: making fun of christian people with little kids
User avatar #84 to #63 - crazycommando (06/15/2013) [-]
no actually you got it all wrong, i just had that image because everyone who ends up in the hospital when something bad happens to them and make it out...everyone around says thank god and all that stufff....

so what once in a while i make ****** jab at religion don't ct like you've never done it....who hasn't...
#44 to #7 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I thought it was funny
User avatar #5 to #1 - ilovehitler (06/15/2013) [-]
1. This post had nothing to do with religion. Don't bring it into here.
2. Thank god is just an expression in many cases. I say thank god every now and then, in times of great emotion, and I'm very much atheist.
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User avatar #69 - ooooooooooo (06/15/2013) [-]
Thank you for putting (successful) in the post. I would have been a bit worried about the second picture otherwise.
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