Spider Bro. Everyone has one. imagine having a really big spider as a pet that didnt bite or do anything scary just like a two foot long spider that just sits t
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Spider Bro

Everyone has one

imagine having a really big spider as a pet that didnt bite
or do anything scary just like a two foot long spider that just sits
there and follows you around like a puppy and speaks english
and when it talks it has a really deep mice and talks in a really
agressive voice and rarely speaks when it speaks it only says
helpful things like "yo man theres balloons on sale in the out
aisle for like QUE off" in its deep spider mice and its just like a
realey chill spider overall
dafuq did i just read
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#2 - bosdogg (06/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Makes me think of this guy
#5 - sinery (06/14/2013) [+] (26 replies)
I'll give you two foot of Spidey alright.
#95 - lolfire (06/15/2013) [-]
There are balloons on sale in the next aisle for like 90% off.........friends....of..Hagrid.
#51 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"rarely speaks when it speaks"   
   
Wat.
"rarely speaks when it speaks"

Wat.
#87 - thype (06/15/2013) [-]
#32 - pedobearRAW (06/15/2013) [+] (18 replies)
or a really sexy spider girl.
#96 - harbingerwolf (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I actually own several, get on my level OP.

1 Holconisa insignis
2 baby Heteropoda lunula
1 Peucitia sp.
1 Avicularia veriscolour

<---Here's my australian huntsman spider, not fully grown yet, Holconia insignis. She is a pretty chill gal.
#112 - mrbobert (06/15/2013) [-]
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#102 - SirVladimir ONLINE (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#81 - drhoffable (06/15/2013) [-]
HI'YA GUYS!
#48 - shishiko **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [-]
That would be amazing.   
   
I 						*******					 LOVE spiders!
That would be amazing.

I ******* LOVE spiders!
#107 - fourthusername (06/15/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the spider from "Arby n' the chief", greg. Man that was a good series
#101 - senseofpurpose (06/15/2013) [-]
dafuq are the commas at?
#100 - BigBallSack (06/15/2013) [-]
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#91 - moyk (06/15/2013) [-]
Hideas?
Hideas?
#6 - slendevara (06/14/2013) [-]
That would be ******* awesome!
#106 - wildemu (06/15/2013) [-]
I'd rather have a Mighty Tiger with Samuel L. Jackson's voice
#1 - twi (06/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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so kinda sorta like this guy
but a spider?
#3 to #1 - mraye (06/14/2013) [-]
We should get your friend to meet my friend, I think they'd really hit it off.
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