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#15 - sketchysketchist
Reply +26
(06/15/2013) [-]
I tried it multiple times and I'm always just an inch away.
Why?
Because it's cool to know it's an option.
Just like jerking off instead of getting a girl to do it for you.
Also, if a woman tells you she won't suck your dick because it tastes funny, you can call her out on it.
#29 to #15 - rambopotato
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(06/15/2013) [-]
''Your dick tastes funny !''
''No it doesnt '' * Bends down and suck own dick *
HFW
#54 to #29 - princeofbrokensoul
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(06/15/2013) [-]
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#1 - confusedanal
Reply +36
(06/15/2013) [-]
Ill admit it. Tried it. Done it. Better from a girl.
#2 to #1 - duelwing
Reply -69
(06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, so what's life without 4 ribs like?
#3 to #2 - confusedanal
Reply +41
(06/15/2013) [-]
Whats life like as a virgin?
#60 to #3 - aldheim
Reply +6
(06/15/2013) [-]
Hey.... let's not be harsh.
It's not that bad.
#4 to #3 - duelwing
Reply -64
(06/15/2013) [-]
I'm afraid you can't take your own, sorry you find yourself still in the boat.
#5 to #4 - confusedanal
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(06/15/2013) [-]
never said i took my own.... someones a bit bitters here.
#6 to #5 - duelwing
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Implying anyone on funnyjunk desperate enough to say "I'll admit it, tried it, done it, better from a girl.", a physically impossible task, has ever been feasibly reasonable enough in real life to be attractive to anyone.
#10 to #6 - blamie
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(06/15/2013) [-]
You are a true retard, just because you can't doesn't mean no one can, most athletes can because of the flexibility from stretching daily, you are just a fat retard whose own gut is too big and in the way to do so. I know someone that can without his ribs removed, hell, I even met him indirectly through Funnyjunk, so just shut the **** up.
#22 to #10 - lazaman
Reply +12
(06/15/2013) [-]
Actually, you don't have to be an athlete.

I can do it and Im a little tubby myself.

Its all in the dick, and technique.
#35 to #22 - guymandude
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Thanks, Spongebob!
#11 to #10 - duelwing
Reply -56
(06/15/2013) [-]
Wow, alright, I've got three different people barking down my neck over a comment based on the fact that without months, possibly years of proper fitness training the average person would need an anatomical anomaly to pull something off. You win, I concede. Now kindly go **** yourself with a cactus, this is the internet after all.
#19 to #11 - ilovehitler
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(06/15/2013) [-]
No, you're just an idiot. If you're not fat and you're flexible enough, it's incredibly easy. It's called autofellatio.
#23 to #11 - lazaman
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I have never trained a day in my life, and I can do it.
I have all my ribs to.
#39 to #11 - YllekNayr
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Make you a deal: you google image that, and if you don't find at least 10 people immediately, you can continue to talk.
#8 to #6 - confusedanal
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Not impossible, as i have done it, i was younger and i was more flexible, i wouldnt try it now as whats the point... and i like to think myself as attractive! confidence helps when tying to pull the ladies, my mouth skills with help with that.
#13 to #8 - duelwing
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Whatever then, good night to you sir, I'm to tired to deal with this anymore.
#17 to #13 - swagloon
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#79 to #6 - christofferse
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(06/15/2013) [-]
hey Faggot, even Ron Jeremy can. If you're looking for that kinda porn, which I'm guessing you are, since you know so much about other peoples' cocks, just search for "Ron jeremy self fellatio" on google
#25 to #6 - emptysuperman
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I do it a least once a month, it's not physically impossible.
#9 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Actually i've done it, not fully but like the tip, and i have all ribs and im not that flexible.
#12 to #9 - duelwing
Reply -38
(06/15/2013) [-]
You're the most accurate out of all of the people in this thread, congratulations.
#36 to #12 - riderdouble
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Look at all that red...
#48 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Here, have a link showing various men sucking their own dicks.

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#49 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Trying again..

reddit. com/r/autofellatio
#59 to #49 - aldheim
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Man I don't know why I'm surprised that exists.
#38 - I Am Monkey
Reply +11
(06/15/2013) [-]
Alright Funnyjunk, time for one of life's greatest questions;
If you could suck your own dick, would you?
#44 to #38 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
I've done it before.

it wasn't all that great. it's hard to focus on the pleasure, because you're too busy trying to suck yourself off.
#46 to #38 - lilmisspinkamena
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
yes totally
#50 to #38 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Nope.
#58 to #38 - aldheim
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
You'd have to try it at least once.
#61 to #38 - erotictentacle ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
sure, i'd do it somewhat like that guy from Shigurui.
Just without thinking about a little boy
#66 to #38 - drastronomy ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
no...i piss from there
#67 to #66 - certifiedidiot
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(06/15/2013) [-]
#51 to #38 - jorah
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
Most definitely.
Though even guys that can suck themselves can only get the tip, so it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Actually I probably wouldn't, but not because I'd be grossed out, just that it seems like it's more trouble than it's worth.
#68 to #38 - ugottanked
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
yes
#63 to #38 - zakaizer
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Yes, without a doubt.   
   
<Gif in no way related, I just couldn't find anything better
Yes, without a doubt.

<Gif in no way related, I just couldn't find anything better
#69 to #63 - copycopy
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I love gaius he is such a good char.
#70 to #69 - zakaizer
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
Gaius is definitely a contender for best character

Also, yaay, another FE fan, that makes three I've found!
#71 to #70 - copycopy
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I love FE...I am playing it right now. ^_^
#72 to #71 - zakaizer
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I was playing it, but put it down for a few hours, trying to calm my rage from it
#73 to #72 - copycopy
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Why rage? o.o
#74 to #73 - zakaizer
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Lunatic+ man, so bloody difficult, especially with stuff like Aegis+, Hawkeye, Luna+.... Even with max stats, you have to hope the RNG is in your favour, or you will fail...
#75 to #74 - copycopy
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Owuch that must suck donkey balls. V_V I am still on my first play through.
#76 to #75 - zakaizer
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Aye, it does Aegis+/Luna+/Pavise+ always activate, it's not a question of skill percentage, it just always activates, and with Hawkeye is they never miss a single shot. Ever. And what chapter are you at now, man?
#77 to #76 - copycopy
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Ahhh 19 I think? I am taking a slight break from it since I got into the infinite crisis closed beta.
#78 to #77 - zakaizer
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(06/15/2013) [-]
19, so that's the Valm Castle approach, the first fight with Walhart, yes, right after beating Yen'fay?
#80 to #78 - copycopy
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Yep.
#81 to #80 - zakaizer
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Ah right, one tactic that worked for me, have a Flying unit pair up with a tank unit (Like a Dark Flier and a Berserker), have the Flier fly as far up, switch to the Berserker, and make sure you have a powerful Sage with a Phychic, and keep him protected down below, and slowly move the company at the bottom up the map, keeping the Sage within range of the Berserker.

Course, there are many other ways of doing it, but that's one way I did it on Hard my first time
#82 to #81 - copycopy
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Ill just send my daughter up and she will end him lol.
#83 to #82 - zakaizer
Reply +1
(06/15/2013) [-]
Ah, well, yeah, there is that option as well... Just be careful of Walhart, if he gets things right, he gets them REALLY right.   
   
&lt;MFW he stopped 4 attacks from a Brave Axe and then proceeded to kill me with his pesky sword...
Ah, well, yeah, there is that option as well... Just be careful of Walhart, if he gets things right, he gets them REALLY right.

<MFW he stopped 4 attacks from a Brave Axe and then proceeded to kill me with his pesky sword...
#84 to #83 - copycopy
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Oh my daughter is a grandmaster with maxed out stats. Her average attack hits for 80 dmg minimum lol. <3 Morgana
#62 to #38 - demonicstphenson
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(06/15/2013) [-]
The mental image of having jizz in my mouth, even my own, would make me vomit. Plus, I know exactly were my dick has been so for the sake of hygiene, no.
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#45 to #38 - poniesnstuff
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I mean.....well,,,,,,,,,,
#42 to #38 - entarasu ONLINE
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#40 to #38 - nervaaurelius
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be here to answer that question if i could
#24 - emptysuperman
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Only 1 in 400 men are flexible enough to suck their own dick.

I can do it. I can even deep throat. I don't do it that often. You can only do one position and it's kinda hard to do. And I only do it when I'm feeling really gay and want to suck dick (I'm Bi), never got why straight men want to do it.
#26 to #24 - alucord ONLINE
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(06/15/2013) [-]
1 in 400?
That is quite a lot, that is about .25% which is rough estimate of 9,500,000 men
#27 to #26 - emptysuperman
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Yeah? And I've met a few men that can do it, too. You're acting like it's super unnatural.
#28 to #27 - alucord ONLINE
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Its pretty damn uncommon, and anyone can spew anecdotal evidence.

I'm just curious where you got that 1 in 400 statistic, that is a very large number.
#30 to #28 - emptysuperman
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Well, like most people, I don't research every goddamn statistic I hear. I've hear it like 3 times before. I've heard it from random sex fact sources, and considering a lot of the other facts I knew to be true, I assumed it was accurate. If you want to research it your self, feel free. It's a better alternative to winning to me about how I need a source.
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#32 to #30 - alucord ONLINE
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I don't research every statistic I hear, only the ones I choose to use as a source.   
And I don't think there is any better alternative to winning!    
If you meant whining, it wasn't intended, I was only curious about the validity of you percentage, no need for rustled jimmies.
I don't research every statistic I hear, only the ones I choose to use as a source.
And I don't think there is any better alternative to winning!
If you meant whining, it wasn't intended, I was only curious about the validity of you percentage, no need for rustled jimmies.
#33 to #32 - emptysuperman
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(06/15/2013) [-]
"I don't research every statistic I hear, only the ones I chose to use as a source.
And I don't think there is any alternative better than winning. pic related.
if you meant whining, I wasn't intended, I was just curious about the validity of the percentage, no need for rustled jimmies."

You could have kept this original comment. I wouldn't have cared that you misspelled something. Just like I assumed no one would care that I misspelled "whining" so I didn't bother deleting my comment just to fix one word. But hey, you've already proven yourself to be a cunt.

#47 to #24 - sightlysuperset
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Sucking your own dick isnt gay, its like saying masturbating is gay cus its like giving someone a hand job.
#56 to #47 - sabcy
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(06/15/2013) [-]
lel
#86 to #56 - subadanus
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(06/20/2013) [-]
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#16 - dirtydollar
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(06/15/2013) [-]
**dirtydollar rolled a random image posted in comment #4597496 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** what i "train" for
#7 - blamie
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I have a friend who can do that, yes, Ive seen him do it in a tinychat room for reasons we won't speak of here, but later I asked him about it, and he says it's more like sucking a dick than getting your dics sucked.
#14 to #7 - anon
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I know a guy who said it was awesome doing it to himself, he's a beanpole I wasn't surprised he could. He did mention it was killer on his back though.
#52 to #7 - jorah
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I also have a friend who sucked his own dick on tinychat, and it was because a girl said she would finger herself if he did it.

She delivered.
#55 to #52 - blamie
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Taylor the 13 year old blonde chick? :;L?
#85 to #55 - jorah
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(06/15/2013) [-]
14, yes.
#21 - lazaman
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
I can do that.
Its nothing special.
Its kinda boring, and not worth the effort.
#37 to #21 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
Maybe you're just ******* straight
#41 to #37 - lazaman
Reply 0
(06/15/2013) [-]
No actually Im gay.
#20 - anon
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Sad to say but this took me a little while to get
#18 - ineptinevitability
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