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idarn :
It all makers aeaae now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being
legalized at the same time.
20: 13 awe ifa man lays with annother man. he mania be
evened.
we were met misinterpreting it.
WAIT
20: 13
2013
THE BIBLE HAS PREDICTED IT
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#1 - delicioso (06/14/2013) [-]
woah
User avatar #133 to #1 - slurpeesurprise (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm so baked and i thought to myself this is so funny baked then i see baked shaggy
#51 to #1 - analleakage (06/15/2013) [-]
I found a minor flaw in your photo
#73 to #51 - delicioso (06/15/2013) [-]
I like yours better
#10 to #1 - snoe ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
#3 - junkk ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
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#40 - hybridxproject (06/15/2013) [-]
Day 1 of marijuana legalization
Day 1 of marijuana legalization
#103 to #40 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, I would definately feel up for driving to the airport and steal a plane when I've smoked a joint...
User avatar #46 to #40 - sinclairr (06/15/2013) [-]
I do sure hope no ******* air pilots fly high [pun/pun]
#44 to #40 - Greekkenyan (06/15/2013) [-]
Still laughing at that. What has the internet done to me?
#61 to #40 - jarofdirt ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
More like this
More like this
User avatar #13 - uzerc (06/14/2013) [-]
What do we have for 20:14?
I don't know how a bible works.
User avatar #39 to #13 - bloodyshart (06/15/2013) [-]
How do I bible?
User avatar #48 to #39 - threeeighteen (06/15/2013) [-]
I knew once, then I forgot, that's Catholic education for ya.
User avatar #15 to #13 - bronybox (06/14/2013) [-]
And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

Can't have sex with your wife's mum.
User avatar #20 to #15 - Crusader (06/14/2013) [-]
No, it just means they have to be hot
User avatar #28 to #20 - poniesareghey (06/14/2013) [-]
well done
User avatar #16 to #15 - uzerc (06/14/2013) [-]
That renders my dreams of Koiito Kinenby coming true completely hopeless.
User avatar #17 to #16 - uzerc (06/14/2013) [-]
Koiito Kinenbi*
User avatar #19 to #17 - bronybox (06/14/2013) [-]
The bible is like, split up by book author (Leviticus in this case) then a certain section of the book (20) then like, the part of that section (14). So yeah, future reference, useless knowledge you could have lived your whole life not knowing.
User avatar #112 to #19 - snaresinger (06/15/2013) [-]
Pretty much correct, except it's not always the author's name (we actually don't know the authors for sure), and those "sections" are called "chapters," a concept I'm sure uzerc is familiar with.

So yeah, useless minutiae about the useless knowledge you could have gone your whole life without knowing. Yay for going to sunday school for 18 years!
#68 to #19 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
You felt like people didn't know this?
#67 to #17 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure you spelled it right the last time...
#52 - whopperinfection (06/15/2013) [-]
Can anybody tell me who is this guy? I just need to know what surprised him
Can anybody tell me who is this guy? I just need to know what surprised him
User avatar #55 to #52 - burtgasm (06/15/2013) [-]
when somebody answers this mention me. I wanna know too
User avatar #117 to #55 - dubstepforme (06/15/2013) [-]
just above you sir
User avatar #118 to #117 - burtgasm (06/15/2013) [-]
I saw it
User avatar #120 to #118 - dubstepforme (06/15/2013) [-]
Awesome.
#75 to #52 - rhc (06/15/2013) [-]
he looks like the singer of Arctic Monkeys.
#80 to #75 - deadmuerto (06/15/2013) [-]
they have a "singer"?
User avatar #89 to #80 - rhc (06/15/2013) [-]
i'm confused about your insult. are you just saying he has a bad voice, or...?
#91 to #89 - deadmuerto (06/15/2013) [-]
oxoocler
User avatar #58 to #52 - josieabby (06/15/2013) [-]
knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/italian-spiderman
It's from Italian Spiderman

burtgasm
#116 to #60 - bettythemale (06/15/2013) [-]
You keep that **** .
#14 - bronybox (06/14/2013) [-]
I did research.
It says:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

So, not stoned, put to death.
User avatar #54 to #14 - flappyduck (06/15/2013) [-]
people died in 2013! :0 its true!!
User avatar #74 to #14 - rhc (06/15/2013) [-]
it weren't written in english m8.
#99 to #14 - clockworkphysicist (06/15/2013) [-]
One of the versions I read said "Beheaded"   
I don't know why but decapitation always seemed like one of the worst ways to die to me.
One of the versions I read said "Beheaded"
I don't know why but decapitation always seemed like one of the worst ways to die to me.
#121 to #14 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Depends on the translation.
#136 to #14 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I love how the Bible contradicts itself.
"Thou shalt not kill."
"They shall be put to death."
Apparently they were stoned while writing it.
User avatar #27 to #14 - lolfire (06/14/2013) [-]
No, this guy's right.

I've checked over 20 different versions of the bible, none of them say stoned.
Every single version says "their blood shall be upon them"

Strange, I always thought it said shall be stoned... it just doesn't.
#31 to #27 - jocosejenkins (06/14/2013) [-]
I hate to sound like I'm speaking against my faith, but after reading the bible it's pretty much implied that everyone is getting stoned. Some people for even less than this.

gay - Stoned
Lose virginity before marriage - Stoned
Any form of adultery really - Stoned
Pretty much anything to do with sex - Stoned

People got in **** for walking around too much on a Sunday or wearing clothing made of different types of material. If something happened that they didn't like there answer was to pretty much just throw rocks at it until it died.
User avatar #37 to #31 - CyrilKeir (06/15/2013) [-]
Hey, at least if I rape someone and they are a virgin, I can pay their dad 20 pieces of silver and marry her

>.> lolbible.
User avatar #38 to #31 - bloodyshart (06/15/2013) [-]
Sounds like ******* .
+1
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User avatar #98 to #31 - clockworkphysicist (06/15/2013) [-]
In rome rapists had their testicles crushed between stones....
User avatar #32 to #31 - lolfire (06/14/2013) [-]
I know it was a usual punishment in those days, I just always thought there was a direct order to stone homosexuals in Leviticus, but I can't find one version where it says "must be stoned"
User avatar #41 to #14 - rainbowrush ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Maybe it was different in the original, and it got changed one of the times it got remastered.
#45 to #41 - harleycurnow (06/15/2013) [-]
We can only hope.
#59 to #14 - smudgycarrot (06/15/2013) [-]
Their blood shall be upon them   
   
upon them as in turning against them,   
   
AS IN AIDS
Their blood shall be upon them

upon them as in turning against them,

AS IN AIDS
#87 - esmebuffay (06/15/2013) [-]
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#53 - xeightyfourx (06/15/2013) [-]
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#63 - budbrown (06/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - jurto (06/14/2013) [-]
HL3 confirmed
User avatar #72 - deathcampforjewtie (06/15/2013) [-]
Christians:0
Atheists:0
20:13
Your move.
#36 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
coincidence? I think so.
User avatar #5 - theRomaniantroll (06/14/2013) [-]
This has to be my all time favorite conspiracy theory.
#119 - mrgoodlove (06/15/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Haven't seen this in a while
#107 - tehtrollface ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
...Giggity...
#108 to #49 - zapperxxx (06/15/2013) [-]
oh god i dont know how to react to this, to be happy that the game is goin places or if newfags hipsters are going to invade it and go all : hurr durr .


I really hope its number 1
User avatar #88 to #49 - xCONGiEx (06/15/2013) [-]
That's a warframe reference, wanna play with me and my bros sometime? We have void keys and a clan if you're interested.
#101 to #88 - snakefire (06/15/2013) [-]
Sounds awesome dude. How about now?
User avatar #104 to #101 - xCONGiEx (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm going to play something else for a bit, just pm me your in game name and I'll get you added.
User avatar #135 to #104 - snakefire (06/15/2013) [-]
its snakefire41
User avatar #143 to #135 - xCONGiEx (06/15/2013) [-]
You are already in a guild
User avatar #144 to #143 - snakefire (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh yeah...
#11 - poljento (06/14/2013) [-]
It doesn't say anything about getting stoned
User avatar #12 to #11 - huffe ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
but it does say to not get drunk as to cause debauchery, which most people interpret as don't do drugs because they alter your personality
#21 to #12 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
**** off you ******* nazi ass ****** pi. ill ***** you mother. bitch dont test me. huffe
User avatar #22 to #21 - huffe ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
such an articulate reply. i don't really know what you're trying to say, but i'm guessing you are trying to insult me
User avatar #23 to #22 - articulate (06/14/2013) [-]
**** off you ******* nazi ass ****** pi. ill ***** you mother. bitch dont test me. huffe
User avatar #24 to #23 - huffe ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
you must get mentioned a lot
User avatar #25 to #24 - articulate (06/14/2013) [-]
not really. when i do it's usually not in a way that can let me jump in to the convo.
usually it says i need to be friends with voiceoftruth to see the comment.
#71 - qubot (06/15/2013) [-]
i though it said Leviticus 4: 20 inb4 i finished reading
i though it said Leviticus 4: 20 inb4 i finished reading
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