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User avatar #3 - vikingpizza (06/14/2013) [-]
I absolutely love the fact that even Microsoft has basically given up on the new Xbox
"Well...what if I want to do something like this?"
Uh... **** , kid I dunno. Play a different console, I guess?
#47 to #3 - hodhandr (06/14/2013) [-]
Just a guess, but I don't think tha's an official Microsoft twitter account.
#51 to #47 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
official or not, thats pretty much the official answer from microsoft to those without a reliable internet connection. "We already have a product for them, its called the xbox 360."
#86 to #51 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
/watch?v=DxkEe_l7S3g the source btw. This guy have done more for the sale of Wii U and PS4 than Nintendo and Sony could have ever done themselves.
#82 to #51 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
i like that it was literally their answer. like what a bunch of cunts sitting there at microsoft, obviously the fanbase is pissed at them and instead of catering to the people who like and buy their products they are sticking to their guns and saying buy the second worst games system of the last generation!
User avatar #304 to #82 - spankyy (06/15/2013) [-]
what's number 1? :o
#13 - blademontane (06/14/2013) [-]
Every time I find out a new drawback of the Xbox One
User avatar #124 to #8 - xsnowshark (06/14/2013) [-]
Ok, don't red thumb me for this FJ, but if you are able to be online to post stuff here, I'd say that you probably don't have a problem accessing the internet be it wi-fi or ethernet.

On a side note, I was really pissed that he would isolate people the way he did when he made that statement.
#174 to #124 - cdlogan (06/14/2013) [-]
My xbox currently is kicking me out of every match I join because of my internet. MY laptop is slow, but it works.
My xbox currently is kicking me out of every match I join because of my internet. MY laptop is slow, but it works.
#162 to #124 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
i can be online all i want on FJ but on my steam account and on my xbox live account it signs out and in randomly so **** your nonexistent understanding of networks
User avatar #191 to #162 - xsnowshark (06/14/2013) [-]
The fact of the matter is that you CAN connect to the internet from you Xbox. All this new system is probably going to do is ping your console.

And **** you too...
#213 to #124 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
But picture this scenario(set in the current date)

>internet is broken
>no fix for 2 days
>play 360 for a while

but if the internet dies with xbox one, your stuck without a console to play
User avatar #29 to #8 - vampireinarm (06/14/2013) [-]
*PS4
User avatar #14 to #8 - maggotarms (06/14/2013) [-]
that was one hell of a slap in the face when he said that
User avatar #17 to #14 - demonssoul (06/14/2013) [-]
I would gladly pay $499 to give Don Mattrick a slap in the face.
User avatar #18 to #17 - maggotarms (06/14/2013) [-]
or you could pay ps4 to do it? oh wait ps4 has already physically molested the xbox 1
User avatar #68 to #18 - bluelight (06/14/2013) [-]
i laugh harder t this then i should have
User avatar #97 to #68 - psychodreadnought (06/14/2013) [-]
This...this phrase right here...is like Funnyjunk's overused phrase.
User avatar #209 to #97 - toosexyforyou (06/15/2013) [-]
No, funnyjunk's overused phrase is "lol" or "XD" and at least we thumb them down while tumblr still gets excited like a young school girl whenever someone says that they're done.
#5 - childeroland (06/14/2013) [-]
Microsoft answer to everything wrong with the Xbox One

"Yo dood we still got dat 360"
#1 - Frankendell (06/14/2013) [-]



<-------To microsoft.
User avatar #12 to #1 - moosespoon **User deleted account** (06/14/2013) [-]
I am in no way trying to support Microsoft, but have they wronged you, or anyone else in some way? They're not obligated to cater for those without internet.
User avatar #39 to #12 - cheatman (06/14/2013) [-]
True, but you'd think they would at least have an option to play offline without turning the console into an expensive paperweight, especially so when even those WITH internet can end up without internet past the check in requirements.
User avatar #119 to #39 - moosespoon **User deleted account** (06/14/2013) [-]
Sure. Even before it was announced I wasn't going to buy it. The Xbox 360, that I feel, isn't broken. I'll just keep playing that.
#125 to #12 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
Just because you are not obligated does not mean you can do no wrong.
User avatar #41 to #1 - taintedangel (06/14/2013) [-]
"You're a dirty, used game buying, pirate, thief!" - Microsoft.
#42 - mackigol (06/14/2013) [-]
It's almost as if they don't want anyone to buy it.
#110 - azinfoo (06/14/2013) [-]
Even Microsoft has given up on this piece of **** .
#67 - ieatyououtaldaylon (06/14/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry Microsoft. I don't know what I did but it must have been something big for you to 			****		 me and the rest of you're fans like this.
I'm so sorry Microsoft. I don't know what I did but it must have been something big for you to **** me and the rest of you're fans like this.
User avatar #292 to #67 - guymandude (06/15/2013) [-]
The only thing I am thinking while watching that .gif:

Of Microsoft and Men
#9 - vegetatheprince (06/14/2013) [-]
They honestly just keep digging themselves deeper. Why?
User avatar #144 to #23 - thewaronbeingcool (06/14/2013) [-]
So they want the xbone to be like Steam.

Here's the thing: If I wanted Steam I'd go and get a PC and get the genuine experience. Not Microsoft's ****** knock-off.
#137 to #23 - fattycattyman (06/14/2013) [-]
I have read this message, and it reminds me of Amy's baking company for a lot of it (Not all of it he/she does admit flaws in the product) saying in the second part of it that it isn't a problem of the product it is the problem with publicity &quot;Some PS4 team made the 'U TOOK R DISCS' and they hiveminded&quot; and &quot;Just simpleminded people not seeing the bigger picture&quot; blaming the people for seeing a problem  with the Xbox.   
   
gif unrelated but for a long ass comment
I have read this message, and it reminds me of Amy's baking company for a lot of it (Not all of it he/she does admit flaws in the product) saying in the second part of it that it isn't a problem of the product it is the problem with publicity "Some PS4 team made the 'U TOOK R DISCS' and they hiveminded" and "Just simpleminded people not seeing the bigger picture" blaming the people for seeing a problem with the Xbox.

gif unrelated but for a long ass comment
#46 to #23 - marcx ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
at this point in time. most games have both digital distribution and disc distribution. lest on psn/xbl. ms tryign to be like steam isnt really going to help the industry . not everyone uses steam or even has a pc that can play games. thats why ppl get consoles. instead of having to sink moeny into a gaming pc which will need upgrading with in 2-4 years unlike a console which runs 5-10 years.
User avatar #36 to #23 - vegetatheprince (06/14/2013) [-]
For a large chunk of that post, there was 'i know, it sucks, but I hope they revisit it in the future'

Not trying to shut you down, nor do I think it was a bad post. I'm just saying, even this person admits it has some serious flaws.
#16 to #11 - kommandantvideo (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh my god they're heroes. Unsung heroes.
#20 to #11 - monkeyheadbsc (06/14/2013) [-]
You brilliant ************ !
User avatar #40 to #11 - taintedangel (06/14/2013) [-]
nut Microsoft was the fisrt company to join PRISM, so no they aren't.
User avatar #184 - EventHorizon (06/14/2013) [-]
It seems that every time someone brings up a problem with the Xbox One, their default response is "use the 360 instead"... does anyone else see the problem with this?
User avatar #293 to #184 - guymandude (06/15/2013) [-]
If only they had put backwards compatibility in the system and allowed it to e offline for that, then it would have avoided a lot of **** , kinda like the Wii.

"Oh, you don't like the weird controller? Well you can go and play our other system the Gamecube andOH WAIT THAT BITCH IS BUILT RIGHT IN TO THE ************* TOP OF THIS ******* MACHINE! PLUG YOU GODDAMN CONtrollER IN AND GET YOUR OLD MEMORY CARD CUZ THAT **** CAN GO IN TOO! NOW POP IN ONE OF THOSE TINY DISCS THAT LOOK LIKE THE WHITE CASTLE BURGERS OF GAMING AND HAVE A GRAND ******* OLD TIME
User avatar #296 to #293 - EventHorizon (06/15/2013) [-]
Legit man. The Wii's doubling as a Gamecube was the coolest thing Nintendo has done since Pokemon Snap. I played Metroid Prime so much on the Wii I'm surprised the disk didn't fail. Good guy Nintendo through and through.
User avatar #189 to #184 - inanimateobject (06/14/2013) [-]
It seems like a massive issue, unless they also release an updated xbox360 that has the same specs as the xboxone.
User avatar #287 to #189 - moxmortuus (06/15/2013) [-]
That would be nice but then wouldn't XboxOne seem even more useless?
User avatar #299 to #287 - inanimateobject (06/15/2013) [-]
The xboxone is more of an entertainment system, not a gaming console. It's like having a mac or a pc.
#300 to #299 - moxmortuus (06/15/2013) [-]
I'll just stick with the multiple of objects that I have that 1. costed less in total and 2. I already have and they work just fine. :p
I'll just stick with the multiple of objects that I have that 1. costed less in total and 2. I already have and they work just fine. :p
User avatar #301 to #300 - inanimateobject (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just going to get a PS4. It's the lesser of two evils.
User avatar #303 to #301 - moxmortuus (06/15/2013) [-]
I'll stick with my crappy laptop and free games :p
User avatar #204 to #184 - konradkurze (06/15/2013) [-]
yeah
so many people saying "use your old 360
then what the **** is the point of xbox 1 if the older version is more reliable
#28 - garamri (06/14/2013) [-]
If you get the new xbox, I feel bad for ya son.   
I got 99 problems with  the xbox one.
If you get the new xbox, I feel bad for ya son.
I got 99 problems with the xbox one.
User avatar #207 to #28 - toxicovrtake (06/15/2013) [-]
I heard Obama made a lot of Jokes in this Speech, And I've been dying to see it, but have yet to do so.

Can Anyone help me out..?
please?
#247 to #207 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I liked it. It was really good. Just google it?
#59 - YukonCornelius (06/14/2013) [-]
microsoft has fallen so much in so little time
#103 - Ulmer (06/14/2013) [-]
You can't play a game unless you play it where they let you.

I think Microsoft has turned into Nazis.
User avatar #271 to #103 - InflictorOfPain (06/15/2013) [-]
No, microsoft has turned into jews. Hungry for more money.
User avatar #127 to #103 - someponynew (06/14/2013) [-]
or Imperials...


Sorry, I'll go now.
#155 to #127 - skilletpanhead (06/14/2013) [-]
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YOU DARE INSULT THE EMPIRE?



lol jk Stormcloak through and through
User avatar #169 to #103 - killerliquid ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
BUT THEY WERE SUPPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE
#173 to #169 - Ulmer (06/14/2013) [-]
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#90 - axtinguisher (06/14/2013) [-]
Hello this is the Xbox PR-crew, how may we ruin our product today?
#161 - sarcasticone (06/14/2013) [-]
So...they pretty much will just use the 360 as a fallback...It's like they knew the xboxone would fail them.
#30 - samoaspider (06/14/2013) [-]
Why do people even buy the new console? Are they retarded or yes?
Why do people even buy the new console? Are they retarded or yes?
User avatar #33 to #30 - cheatman (06/14/2013) [-]
I had to stop and talk to two of my friends for half an hour a peice to explain to them about the XBox one. First friend was getting it 'because my girl was buying it', the other wanted it for the exclusives. First friend is now considering cancelling his pre order for XBox and getting a ps4 instead, while second is still almost dead set on getting xbox.
User avatar #77 to #33 - fuzzum (06/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like you need new friends.
User avatar #171 to #77 - killerliquid ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
And stick with the first friend if he PS4's
#283 to #30 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Most younger kids just hear "new Xbox!" and immediately beg their parents for one.
#177 to #30 - cdlogan (06/14/2013) [-]
Because of next-gen games. Fallout 4 and CoD Ghosts for instance. That is why I'm switching to PC. Free games anyway.

Pic simi-related.
#10 - allamericandude (06/14/2013) [-]
Well of course you travel with a 360 for road gaming. That's the only console they have right now.
User avatar #153 to #10 - ManicalMayhem (06/14/2013) [-]
I still have my original Xbox
User avatar #53 to #10 - ezmack (06/14/2013) [-]
But wait...... wouldn't a bump on the road cause the XBox 360 to break your disk?
#172 - herpaderpasaur (06/14/2013) [-]
their PR departments faces when asked to deal with this ****
#170 - A Pickle (06/14/2013) [-]
Microsoft, I can't even begin to explain how stupid..h-how dumb y-... y-you know what just **** it, I can't even
#63 - ivandude (06/14/2013) [-]
Poor choice of words Microsoft.
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