He's been lying to us all these years. .. Commander cut the out of the roof of your mouth
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User avatar #15 - pompladouche (06/14/2013) [-]
You can still be the Captain of a ship regardless of paygrade


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#64 to #15 - bulbakip (06/14/2013) [-]
You can??????? mfw i hear this.

Also, are you a Sailor?
User avatar #81 to #64 - forthelols (06/14/2013) [-]
It's called being a flag officer, often times commanders will be the commanding officer, or captain, of ships, or boats. At least in the U.S. Navy.
#84 to #81 - bulbakip (06/14/2013) [-]
So I can actually become a captain of something sooner than being promoted to captain... yes... this interests me.
So I can actually become a captain of something sooner than being promoted to captain... yes... this interests me.
User avatar #86 to #84 - forthelols (06/14/2013) [-]
Good luck.
User avatar #54 to #15 - smellyboner (06/14/2013) [-]
why did i read that as gayparade
User avatar #4 - shadowm (06/14/2013) [-]
Commander cut the **** out of the roof of your mouth
User avatar #27 to #4 - xldarkking (06/14/2013) [-]
I..... are you serious?
Weve been ragging on our friend forever cuz he cuts the roof of his mouth with commander crunch
User avatar #22 - murpmurp ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
commander crunch sounds cooler.
User avatar #24 to #22 - ningenpoop (06/14/2013) [-]
hell yea
User avatar #60 - drtrousersnake (06/14/2013) [-]
Commander Crunch sounds too brutal for a breakfast cereal
#63 to #60 - theicemancommeth (06/14/2013) [-]
Commander Crunch is the russian version.
User avatar #67 to #63 - tdogmeds (06/14/2013) [-]
*Comrade Crunch
User avatar #89 to #67 - secretdestroyers (06/15/2013) [-]
Comrade Crunch: "In Soviet Russia, cereal eats you!"
#25 - nathanthemighty (06/14/2013) [-]
"It's just commander, I never reached the rank of captain." sorry, it's the only thing that came to mind
User avatar #49 to #25 - InglushMayjur (06/14/2013) [-]
"I'm Commander Crunch, and this is my favorite cereal on the citadel."
#40 - tobistrigoivii (06/14/2013) [-]
Captain is a title given to the commanding officer regardless of rank.
User avatar #42 to #40 - thedutchs ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
But wouldn't that cause confusion?
#43 to #42 - tobistrigoivii (06/14/2013) [-]
That made me think of a Derpy Sailor saying, "Nope."
User avatar #45 to #43 - thedutchs ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh wait. Because there's only one captain on the vessel...

I'm retarded, nevermind.
User avatar #61 to #40 - sabcy (06/14/2013) [-]
but what if there's an admiral on board with several captains working under him
User avatar #66 to #61 - tobistrigoivii (06/14/2013) [-]
When several captains are working under the admiral on board the same vessel they call each other "Ted", "Bill" and "Samantha".
User avatar #69 to #66 - sabcy (06/14/2013) [-]
what about the lowers
User avatar #79 to #69 - tobistrigoivii (06/14/2013) [-]
"Dave", "Rick" and "Kate".
#38 - pixzel (06/14/2013) [-]
No, im pretty sure he's a Cap'n not a captain
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#98 to #36 - fullofgoodshitt (06/15/2013) [-]
But his wrist has the amount of stripes of a Captain. Damnit.
But his wrist has the amount of stripes of a Captain. Damnit.
#5 - themanoffail (06/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #55 - maxoverderp (06/14/2013) [-]
Is it just me, or does Commander Crunch sound way more badass
#87 to #55 - bradtheotherman (06/14/2013) [-]
Not just you
User avatar #59 to #55 - sabcy (06/14/2013) [-]
it does.
#26 - teamrocketninja (06/14/2013) [-]
I thought he was a pirate though, not a naval officer...
#31 to #26 - zrazzer (06/14/2013) [-]
Nope he is more a privateer, or a navy pirate bitch who does what the queen tells him
User avatar #62 - missrainbowdash (06/14/2013) [-]
commander crunch is sick of your **** .
#48 - allisoneatspeople (06/14/2013) [-]
Look what I did
User avatar #39 - dubstepforme (06/14/2013) [-]
**** you, commander crunch is better anyaays
#70 - iwannadop (06/14/2013) [-]
Please excuse my poor photoshop skills...
#68 - BoSvNCR (06/14/2013) [-]
If he's in charge of the ship he's on he's still a captain regardless of rank
User avatar #52 - hurtfulturkey (06/14/2013) [-]
Anyone in charge of a ship is called a 'Captain', regardless of actual rank. A tiny little Ensign could be the captain if all of his seniors died.
#77 to #52 - AgencySlave (06/14/2013) [-]
But he would still be an ensign, so we'd all ignore his ass.
User avatar #11 - camdonwin (06/14/2013) [-]
BAhahahah commander crunch
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