Dragons. Last one for the day.... Handy, mgr» think what t 5.... how about sex with dragons?
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#7 - belgon (06/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #44 to #42 - gragasvlad (06/14/2013) [-]
I would never kill a dragon. I would make it my pet.
User avatar #13 - dragontamers (06/14/2013) [-]
I try a more diplomatic approach to dragons
#66 to #13 - thatoneangelo (06/14/2013) [-]
how does that go?
User avatar #47 to #13 - adu ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Now possible with Dragonborn DLC. And possibly mods.
#14 - irockout (06/14/2013) [-]
Well, what about sex WITH sporty dragons?
#21 - ninjabadger ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
You forgot about mead, milkdrinker.
#1 - pedobearRAW (06/14/2013) [-]
how about sex with dragons?
#35 to #1 - John Cena (06/14/2013) [-]
Killing dragons and having sex with the body?
#17 to #1 - John Cena (06/14/2013) [-]
damn she's cute
#41 to #1 - demicus (06/14/2013) [-]
And thus, Shyvana was born.

and yes, I am aware that her FATHER is the dragon... Her mom was either really brave or really horny...
#54 to #41 - jazzyietheferret (06/14/2013) [-]
or you know...following some dragon lore, the father transformed into a human/manlike form and proceeded to get all fiery with some broad.
User avatar #90 to #54 - pedobearRAW (06/14/2013) [-]
or the the slut of a mother took a whole dragon dick in her cunt.
#91 to #90 - jazzyietheferret (06/14/2013) [-]
I like this...
User avatar #24 to #1 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (06/14/2013) [-]
was i the only one who thought of corruption of champions?
User avatar #38 to #24 - arkanios (06/14/2013) [-]
Anything related to sex reminds me of CoC.
User avatar #26 to #24 - pedobearRAW (06/14/2013) [-]
#5 to #1 - thechosentroll (06/14/2013) [-]
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I like the way you think.
#45 to #1 - harbingerwolf (06/14/2013) [-]
I You all would.
User avatar #62 to #57 - electrickwalrus (06/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 to #45 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (06/14/2013) [-]
may i have a link to the source, for you know..... personal reasons
User avatar #56 to #50 - harbingerwolf (06/14/2013) [-]
The artist is Wolf Nail, i had a look on his FA profile but i couldnt find it.
Google Dragon lava bath if you want it.
#58 to #56 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (06/14/2013) [-]
thank you.
thank you.
#8 to #1 - dragonfucker (06/14/2013) [-]
aaaww yiss
#55 to #18 - justakewldewd (06/14/2013) [-]
Mr. Magoo got teleported to the Middle Ages... and got bad ass.
User avatar #78 to #8 - theturkeyburger (06/14/2013) [-]
This boner... **** it, I fap to enough strange stuff, I'll fap to this too.
User avatar #73 to #8 - urindanger (06/14/2013) [-]
anyone know the name of the artist who drew this?
#87 to #73 - John Cena (06/14/2013) [-]
Hatton Slayden
User avatar #65 to #8 - electrickwalrus (06/14/2013) [-]
that ass is mine
User avatar #31 to #29 - thechosentroll (06/14/2013) [-]
He must have balls the size of a small Volkswagen.
User avatar #37 to #31 - pedobearRAW (06/14/2013) [-]
metaphorically or physically?
User avatar #82 to #37 - thechosentroll (06/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 to #83 - thechosentroll (06/14/2013) [-]
So, then I'm assuming you've never played CoC.
#86 to #85 - pedobearRAW (06/14/2013) [-]
oh, i played it......
#49 to #29 - serancahe (06/14/2013) [-]
Donkey likes
#10 - John Cena (06/14/2013) [-]
You are now aware that there isn't a single dragon in Skyrim, only wyverns.
#19 to #10 - John Cena (06/14/2013) [-]
Actually a Wyvern is essentially a flat headed dragon with a big mouth.

A Wyrm is what we've got in Skyrim, Dragons with no forearms.

Also Dragons with forearms eat dick, just like OP.
User avatar #15 to #10 - sweetdickwilly (06/14/2013) [-]
Actually, dragons have many forms in lore. These just so happen to be Skyrim's representation of a dragon.
User avatar #12 to #10 - unicornbanger (06/14/2013) [-]
#46 - thewasteland ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - pfccross (06/14/2013) [-]
awaiting pokemon X Y fairy comment
#43 - fordun (06/14/2013) [-]
You killed a dragon? That's cute. I slayed every possible god in existence and claimed the land for myself while proclaiming myself a god and daring anyone to challenge it.
User avatar #48 to #43 - tombombadil (06/14/2013) [-]
The Nerevarine makes everyone else look like a little bitch.
User avatar #52 to #48 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
EXCEPT the hero of the Shivering Isles, who became a ******* Daedric Prince. THE Daedric Prince. Of Madness.
User avatar #93 to #52 - tombombadil (06/15/2013) [-]
I would agree, but he felt like more of a lacky for the political bigwigs to me than anything. Like, he had to get Martin to stop the big bad, and then when you become Sheogorath, you don't really have his immense power like I wanted.

Plus, from a gameplay standpoint, the nerevarine has a lot more ways to get a lot more powerful than any of the other heroes.
User avatar #94 to #93 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/16/2013) [-]
I agree with the Hero of Cyrodiil, but we're not talking about the same guy here.

Canonically, the guy who saves the mages guild, the guy who takes over as the next Gray Fox, and the guy who becomes the next Listener, are all different people, separate from the Hero of Cyrodiil.

What? You thought you ACTUALLY got to be that multi-talented? No, that's just game stuff. It's the same reason why you can join the Fighter's Guild and they don't question or even notice the fact that you happen to be the Hero of Cyrodiil aside from a randomly generated comment, or that you're also the head of the Mages College.

Canonically, each person for each questline are entirely different people. Just how, Lore-wise, NOT gameplay wise, the new Sheogorath has all of the powers of the old one. The only thing he didn't have was Sheogorath's immortality.

Gameplay has nothing to do with regarding which character is stronger.
User avatar #61 to #52 - huffe ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
the nerevarine would still kick his puny little ass all the way back to the imperial dungeons.
seroiusly, who the hell thinks oblivion is the best TES game?
User avatar #63 to #61 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
I disagree entirely.

Seriously, what the hell does this have to do with which game is better? We're talking strictly lore here. Nerd up or GTFO.
#71 to #63 - thatoneangelo (06/14/2013) [-]
Id say The Master Wizard Vampire Lord, who ends the day itself on a whim and creates eternal night is pretty BA.
User avatar #72 to #71 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
Master wizard is subjective based upon the player, not on the lore.

For example, according to lore, the hero of the Shivering Isles is Argonian.

That said, I don't know about the Vampire Lord, but I'm going to have to say he's less bad-ass than the DAEDRIC PRINCE OF MADNESS, if only because vampires are the children of Molag Bal and thus the result of a daedric lord, and by that logic likely incredibly weaker than even the weakest of the Daedric Princes.
User avatar #68 to #63 - huffe ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
whether you're talking about lore or anything else, oblivion is the worst game i have played in that series
User avatar #70 to #68 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
Explain to me how the Lore is bad.

The writing was really no better or worse than any of the other games in terms of storyline. In fact, I'd say the storyline of Oblivion's Dark Brotherhood and Mage Guild questline beats the **** out of Skyrim's.
User avatar #76 to #70 - huffe ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
when i think of the lore, i think of the main storyline of the game. the stuff that goes down in tamriel history. not some arbitrary **** like the mage guild or dark brotherhood quest lines.
the story is you get out of prison, go find the emperors bastard, go into various vagina portals to save insignificant people, whom the world is better off without, since they were stupid enough to go through the portal in the first place, and you don't even get to fight the main antagonist of the game. you just go inside a room and wait for deus ex machina to come save everyones ass.

i never even bothered playing all of it, because the game is just so broken. you can only level up in a very specific way, or else bandits on the road will end up making soup out of your asshole if you dare to approach them.
the voice acting was terrible (with the exception of the emperor) everyone sounds so smug and stuck up it just makes you want to strangle them with their pets intestines
User avatar #92 to #76 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/15/2013) [-]
I don't care what you think of the lore. I care about what the lore is.

If you heard the word "water" and to you it meant "searing hot tar" I wouldn't then change the properties of chemistry or the word for water to suit you.

You can make an angst-ridden version of any storyline ever. It doesn't make it bad, it just makes you sour.

Also, you're still arguing game mechanics and properties. That has nothing to do with the Lore.
#59 - tmdarby (06/14/2013) [-]
what men really think about 99% of the time.
what men really think about 99% of the time.
User avatar #22 - daentraya (06/14/2013) [-]
I think it's amazing that people rarely mentions how dull the fighting is, how repetitive the quests are and how overall kinda bland the game is. Still liked it tho, but in a Journey exploration kinda way, cause wandering about in that game with that music and atmosphere is kinda on par with it
User avatar #77 - manflino (06/14/2013) [-]
I already made all the story lines and quest in Skyrim in master difficulty, now waiting for the legendary edition and it's leyendary level
User avatar #69 - henryfordthegod (06/14/2013) [-]
not if there's fairy's
User avatar #67 - huffe ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
i'm a man, and i hate sports.
also i take meds that remove all interest in sex. no fap november was easy. i could probably do a year of it
User avatar #51 - tehlulzbringer (06/14/2013) [-]
she said men, not neckbeards
#32 - roflcoptore (06/14/2013) [-]
what do u mean bitch?
do u think this is a game?
what is killing dragons if its not the hardest sport on the damn planet?
#16 - dameush (06/14/2013) [-]
..just use a jigglypuff
User avatar #3 - luthervonappledorf (06/14/2013) [-]
And what we'd do in any given situation if aliens/monsters/dragons/zombies attacked and we had to escape.
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