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Not Always Right 9

Lack of Grey Matter
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714/ a teenage customers ask in can nnd a Ct/ n, for a school
Customer #1: “in, do you have Casablanca?“
Customer '
oh, its black and white?"
Customer " “that' s no gem we dent have a black and
white TV, only cow“
All Signs Point To Other Signs
men an h menu
Customer: "Haw Where are your biscuits on special?"
Me: " the display right next to you. Youre standing right
next to It."
them anti“
oh. wen, you should have a sign there to point
1 point to the large sign above the biscuits. it' s black and red
and quite large.)
custome .
wen, you should have a sign that points to the
When Stupidity Hits The Pint of No Return
an ALMA in _ N’ use
I see you changed your sizes?“
M . Yeah, we had to change it from pint and quart because
too many people were asking which was bigger. new we'
got large and small."
Customer: "They cant ten by the price?"
Maybe they arent stressing it In schools anymore."
A second customer walks in and looks at a menu for a
But that is sad, kids dent knew which is bigger.“
Customer ' . What' s bigger?“
Me: “Pint or a quart."
Customer '
that' s pathetic M
A few moments or silence pass.)
Customer " “so, which is bigger, the large or the small?"
Belaboring The Points
Me: "Thank you for caning --n how can I help you?"
custome “in, yes. [just got back from surgery end I cent
remember my password."
Me: “sure, in be glad to help. Let me pun up your account
end we can reset your password."
We proceed with a very routine process or setting a new
email password. About halfway through, she bursts out
Customer: “rm sorry. My coworkers just handed me a card
congratulating me on the new twins. Iguess you can ten whet
kind of surgery I had, huh?"
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Kill The Bill, Double The Trouble
the moi: l or a use
Me: “rm sorry, mum, but we cannot accept so bins. its
against our security policy
Customer: “when the N” did this happen?"
Me: “two years age, ma’ am.“
Customer: "I was In here last week end paid with a
Me: "Ma’ am, our register wouldnt anew us to enter
bins. Do you happen to have a credit card?"
what' s your numel [want to speak with your
what' s the problem?"
Customer: “vow staff is lying by telling me he cannot accept
a so bin. [was In here last week end paid with a min“
Manager: "I was on register an last week, mum, and I
wouid have told you the same thing. its against our policy to
accept bins so or larger."
Customer: "FINE)" "rips the MII in haw “How ABOUT NOW?"
Senseless Sensibility
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Customer: "Do you have the movie sense and ?"
Me: Wes we do, did you went the British or the American
Customer: "I dent knew which one it was, but it hes two
Me: "I think that wouid be the British version."
1 take her to the section and show her the movie.)
Customer: Wes, that' s ltl in take t"
Me: “cream Is there anything else I can do for you?"
Customer: "Does this movie use subtitles?"
Me: "Ma’ am, its British.“
Customer: “wen I dent know I' m not an English majora"
How About Ten To The
Kr x use
Me: “Hells, wercome to --- Bank. whet can I do for you
Customer: "I went to withdrew ten hundred dollars."
Me: "Ten hundred? Is that one thousand?"
Customer: "Dont say that so loud) I dent went people to
think I' m getting one thousand. that' s why [said ten
Please, Take A Cut or My Cheese
we we h use
Customer: 'completely stoned" "Hey, what' s your cheapest
thing In the store?"
Me: “them probably be these miniature whoopee cushions.
They' re a dollar apiece. There are three on the shelf behind
Customer: “in take an of thell"
As Cm the transaction, a mother
comes in with a young boy in tow.)
Customer: "Hey Look whet [just gitl" "shows them
the whoopee cushions-
Mother: -obliously uncomfortable‘ “um. .that’ s very. .nice, I
Customer: "Do you went one?"
Monte . on no, no thank you, we were Just-"
Customer: "Oman, I hue three of thell whet do I need
three for?"
He shoves a whoopee cushion into the mothers hands and
wanders aft‘ happily.)
Stupidity Is Its Own Reward
we l u have we use
Me: "Do you hue your rewards card with you, slr?"
Customer: “uh, no, I dent. Do I not get a discount?"
Me: “or course you still cam What' s your phone number?"
Customer: “new old are you?"
Me: "Seventeen."
Customer: "route not even mail I cant do that."
Me: “uh, no, sir. I need it to look up for your discount."
Customer: “oh r -tells me his phone number‘ " hilt dent
can me after 5. that' s when my wire gets hem M
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Me: “Hells, may I help you?"
Customer: Wes, I was wondering if every creature you have
a statue of is actually living?“
Me: Wes sir, everything you see In here you can find
somewhere In the wilderness.“
Customer: "Then why do you have a beaver?"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Customer: Weu heard me. If everything In here is actually a
living creature then why do you have beavers?"
Me: “wen sir, beavers are living creatures. Havent you ever
seen one In the pond down the road?"
Customer: "What? Beavers are real? My whole we [thought
they were mythical creatures."
The customer walks away, looking lost and confused.)
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User avatar #33 - Ibrapin (05/28/2010) [-]
"Thank you for calling Ass, how may I help you?"
#5 - grome **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Beavers...destroyers of the Minotaur and Batman.
#21 - hankwareagle **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
wait if beavers are mythical...... justin beaver isnt real yay we all win
User avatar #23 to #21 - TheAndroid (05/28/2010) [-]
If only....
User avatar #37 to #21 - patriotic canadian (05/28/2010) [-]
my pet is a myth? :(
User avatar #1 - freshblob (05/27/2010) [-]
C'mon even I know the difference between quart and pint... And I'm Canadian, we use the metric system
User avatar #32 - King Reaper (05/28/2010) [-]
Does this fall under copyrighted content? Idk D:
Oh well, thumbs up because it's hilarious.
User avatar #12 - XxLawlietsBitchxX (05/27/2010) [-]
the last one made me roflcopter so hard i shot milk out my nose. XD
User avatar #34 - stoveman (05/28/2010) [-]
beavers arnt real there are mythical creatures lol,its like saying chuck norris is ga-
User avatar #44 to #34 - SodaCan (05/28/2010) [-]
dont u dare finish that sentence
User avatar #8 - colten (05/27/2010) [-]
hey bing can i be metioned in your next comic cause would love some peanuts :D
#6 - XxConkerxX **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
my god they are all XD
#3 - AndyGlass (05/27/2010) [-]
ha nice
User avatar #77 - uREPOST ONLINE (05/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #73 - Tefached (05/28/2010) [-]
Bing, you so crazzzy
User avatar #83 to #73 - TheConmyster (05/28/2010) [-]
Mr. Octopus, you so crazzzy!
User avatar #90 to #83 - Tefached (05/28/2010) [-]
lol! yeah that was funny
#112 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
I hope these people don't breed...
#129 to #112 - Colvin **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #100 - xshacunex (05/28/2010) [-]
so many dumbasses out there.
User avatar #24 - Ippi (05/28/2010) [-]
I am not that thirsty, so I will take the Large, which is smaller than the Small.
User avatar #19 - TheBen (05/28/2010) [-]
beavers are real??? FUT THE WUK
#9 - derpdeederp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #96 - KrAzYKiLlEr (05/28/2010) [-]
The last one made me lol XD
User avatar #42 - Twincredible (05/28/2010) [-]
Is that word that's bleeped out "Hell", why is that a bad word in America?
User avatar #43 to #42 - SodaCan (05/28/2010) [-]
its not people r just stupid...
#31 - muzikvamp **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
Reading these...makes my brain feel like its going to slowly dying from the stupidity of some people and soooo glad that I'm not working in customer service at this time.
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