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Lack of Grey Matter
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714/ a teenage customers ask in can nnd a Ct/ n, for a school
Customer #1: “in, do you have Casablanca?“
Customer '
oh, its black and white?"
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white TV, only cow“
All Signs Point To Other Signs
men an h menu
Customer: "Haw Where are your biscuits on special?"
Me: " the display right next to you. Youre standing right
next to It."
them anti“
oh. wen, you should have a sign there to point
1 point to the large sign above the biscuits. it' s black and red
and quite large.)
custome .
wen, you should have a sign that points to the
When Stupidity Hits The Pint of No Return
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I see you changed your sizes?“
M . Yeah, we had to change it from pint and quart because
too many people were asking which was bigger. new we'
got large and small."
Customer: "They cant ten by the price?"
Maybe they arent stressing it In schools anymore."
A second customer walks in and looks at a menu for a
But that is sad, kids dent knew which is bigger.“
Customer ' . What' s bigger?“
Me: “Pint or a quart."
Customer '
that' s pathetic M
A few moments or silence pass.)
Customer " “so, which is bigger, the large or the small?"
Belaboring The Points
Me: "Thank you for caning --n how can I help you?"
custome “in, yes. [just got back from surgery end I cent
remember my password."
Me: “sure, in be glad to help. Let me pun up your account
end we can reset your password."
We proceed with a very routine process or setting a new
email password. About halfway through, she bursts out
Customer: “rm sorry. My coworkers just handed me a card
congratulating me on the new twins. Iguess you can ten whet
kind of surgery I had, huh?"
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the moi: l or a use
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against our security policy
Customer: “when the N” did this happen?"
Me: “two years age, ma’ am.“
Customer: "I was In here last week end paid with a
Me: "Ma’ am, our register wouldnt anew us to enter
bins. Do you happen to have a credit card?"
what' s your numel [want to speak with your
what' s the problem?"
Customer: “vow staff is lying by telling me he cannot accept
a so bin. [was In here last week end paid with a min“
Manager: "I was on register an last week, mum, and I
wouid have told you the same thing. its against our policy to
accept bins so or larger."
Customer: "FINE)" "rips the MII in haw “How ABOUT NOW?"
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Me: Wes we do, did you went the British or the American
Customer: "I dent knew which one it was, but it hes two
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1 take her to the section and show her the movie.)
Customer: Wes, that' s ltl in take t"
Me: “cream Is there anything else I can do for you?"
Customer: "Does this movie use subtitles?"
Me: "Ma’ am, its British.“
Customer: “wen I dent know I' m not an English majora"
How About Ten To The
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Customer: "I went to withdrew ten hundred dollars."
Me: "Ten hundred? Is that one thousand?"
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think I' m getting one thousand. that' s why [said ten
Please, Take A Cut or My Cheese
we we h use
Customer: 'completely stoned" "Hey, what' s your cheapest
thing In the store?"
Me: “them probably be these miniature whoopee cushions.
They' re a dollar apiece. There are three on the shelf behind
Customer: “in take an of thell"
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comes in with a young boy in tow.)
Customer: "Hey Look whet [just gitl" "shows them
the whoopee cushions-
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Customer: "Do you went one?"
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Customer: "Oman, I hue three of thell whet do I need
three for?"
He shoves a whoopee cushion into the mothers hands and
wanders aft‘ happily.)
Stupidity Is Its Own Reward
we l u have we use
Me: "Do you hue your rewards card with you, slr?"
Customer: “uh, no, I dent. Do I not get a discount?"
Me: “or course you still cam What' s your phone number?"
Customer: “new old are you?"
Me: "Seventeen."
Customer: "route not even mail I cant do that."
Me: “uh, no, sir. I need it to look up for your discount."
Customer: “oh r -tells me his phone number‘ " hilt dent
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Me: “Hells, may I help you?"
Customer: Wes, I was wondering if every creature you have
a statue of is actually living?“
Me: Wes sir, everything you see In here you can find
somewhere In the wilderness.“
Customer: "Then why do you have a beaver?"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Customer: Weu heard me. If everything In here is actually a
living creature then why do you have beavers?"
Me: “wen sir, beavers are living creatures. Havent you ever
seen one In the pond down the road?"
Customer: "What? Beavers are real? My whole we [thought
they were mythical creatures."
The customer walks away, looking lost and confused.)
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#148 - pornforlife **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
where do u work?
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#125 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
Bing, get workin on number 10, NOW
#120 - loopyaustin (05/28/2010) [-]
i love you!!! not in a stalker way but in a "hey guess what, i love bing kinda way" so ya...... :D
User avatar #119 - Carlitofly (05/28/2010) [-]
i probably was the guy with the woopie cushion. Meth is a hell of a drug
User avatar #118 - COOKIEHS (05/28/2010) [-]
"Thank you for calling Ass, how may I help you?"
#112 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
I hope these people don't breed...
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User avatar #110 - IAMLEFTY (05/28/2010) [-]
The second to last one is from bethesda.....isn't that a game company?
User avatar #117 to #110 - Wordslinger (05/28/2010) [-]
I'm pretty sure that Bethesda, the company, is based in Bethesda, the town.
User avatar #116 to #110 - Cartouk (05/28/2010) [-]
Wow ya it is but it is a town outside washington d.c.
#111 to #110 - guruchris (05/28/2010) [-]
yea they made oblivion
User avatar #114 to #111 - MrRambow (05/28/2010) [-]
and the 'fall out' series. ^_^
#107 - anonymous (05/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #109 to #107 - billybilly (05/28/2010) [-]
its not even a comic
*mumbles to self* retarded anon
User avatar #104 - Lambda (05/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #108 to #104 - RipperMan (05/28/2010) [-]
agreed. these make me lol more than anything and im to lazy to go to the website ^^
User avatar #113 to #108 - Lambda (05/28/2010) [-]
What is the website?
User avatar #121 to #113 - RipperMan (05/28/2010) [-]
u gotta ask? lol look at the bottom of the picture
User avatar #123 to #121 - Lambda (05/29/2010) [-]
OK now I feel stupid... sorry...
User avatar #103 - SuperWeapons (05/28/2010) [-]
Funniest. Collection. Ever. I SAID EVER GODAMMIT!!!!!!
User avatar #102 - TheVirusSlayer (05/28/2010) [-]
Gotta love the hamilton Maori's sense of humour
#101 - Placehunter **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
the pint one was from new york, go figure...
User avatar #100 - xshacunex (05/28/2010) [-]
so many dumbasses out there.
#99 - YouHaveJustWon (05/28/2010) [-]
I loooooove number 8
User avatar #98 - boredouttamylife (05/28/2010) [-]
reading these make me feel super smart :)
User avatar #96 - KrAzYKiLlEr (05/28/2010) [-]
The last one made me lol XD
User avatar #95 - HumbertoL (05/28/2010) [-]
i cant stop laughing at number 3
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