Ignorance. Not mine but funny don't know who did it first.. Tech: "Thank you fer calling [name company]. My name is [name]. How can I help you'?" Caller: "Oh, t
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Ignorance. Not mine but funny don't know who did it first.. Tech: "Thank you fer calling [name company]. My name is [name]. How can I help you'?" Caller: "Oh, t

Not mine but funny don't know who did it first.

Tech: "Thank you fer calling [name
company]. My name is [name]. How
can I help you'?"
Caller: "Oh, thank God they gave me
somebody white! The last time I called
they expected mete talk to seine
The tech is perfectly calm.)
Tech: "Sorry about that, sir. How can I
help you?"
The can proceeds as normal. The
tech with the caller, and
decides new software is needed. He
offers to ship the software.)
Tech: "Just to make sure, can I
your address?"
Caller: "Oh, sure. We [full street
address)."
Tech: "Thank you. on and refere you
go, you ought to know that i' m the
biggest, blackest motherfu"''" yeu' II
ever meet in your the and I know
where we (ive. Good day."
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User avatar #2 - hasinvadedyou (06/13/2013) [-]
I never have a problem with black people handling my tech calls just the Indian ones who cant speak 'muricanese
User avatar #23 to #2 - ronyx (06/14/2013) [-]
Can't argue with that, i have trouble generally understanding pretty much everyone over the phone.
User avatar #44 to #2 - watchme (06/14/2013) [-]
I think the Indians are great!
They call me regularly from Microsoft to help me with my operating system - apparently they are notified when something's not right. They are really friendly, and they only charge €30 each time, what a bargain! Everything to protect my beloved computer.
Great costumer service!
User avatar #84 to #44 - srapture (06/14/2013) [-]
I love how they're able to detect things so well nowadays. According to a pop-up window I saw online, I had THOUSANDS of viruses on my computer. I'm really doubting the virus software I'm currently using at this point, but I buy their clean-up service for only £20 and it gets rid of all of them. Could hardly believe the great value.
#16 to #2 - lordaurion (06/14/2013) [-]
I had this women help me that had this ******* deep south accent or something. Like straight cousin banging Alabama redneck, hillbilly. Could barely understand her.
User avatar #28 to #16 - bknob (06/14/2013) [-]
My dad once had a conference call with three scottish men, who had the extremely thick scottish accents. He had to pull the phone away from his ear for a couple minutes because of how loud they spoke and all at the same time. I've never seen my dad have so much difficulty deciphering an accent in my whole life.
#67 to #28 - rieskimo (06/14/2013) [-]
Ah canny andarstand wot yourrrre gwen on booot.
#5 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/14/2013) [-]
> Assuming one's colour over phone
> Assuming one's colour over phone
User avatar #8 to #5 - rodm (06/14/2013) [-]
its pretty easy to tell actually.
#14 to #8 - bazda (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, this guy totally sounds black, right?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIq736TPYW0
User avatar #86 to #14 - rodm (06/15/2013) [-]
Just because you found one instance where something isnt true doesnt make it true in a lot of cases
User avatar #83 to #14 - wisdombranch (06/14/2013) [-]
he is canadian, not american. Go figure.
User avatar #25 to #14 - fuzzysixx (06/14/2013) [-]
I was viewer number 1337 O.O
User avatar #34 to #5 - rhiaanor (06/14/2013) [-]
psst... accents
User avatar #33 - xSASSITx (06/14/2013) [-]
should have invited Jerome to the tea party.
User avatar #68 to #33 - rieskimo (06/14/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtSLSlVyK0c

Because somebody isn't going to understand and they'll expect an explanation in the replies.

Here you are, you don't even have to google it, random stranger.
#40 - friedchickenman (06/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #79 to #40 - redheartnurse (06/14/2013) [-]
I love how there is a random white guy in the black crowd
#81 to #79 - meinneger (06/14/2013) [-]
in the blackground
#45 to #40 - ykaliber (06/14/2013) [-]
It's funny because your name is "friedchickenman"
#10 - warbob (06/14/2013) [-]
HFW tech guy arives at the caller's location and finds out they're both black.
User avatar #78 to #10 - stillnotbob ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
dat ms paint job
#3 - mattdoggy (06/14/2013) [-]
black =/= ******
get it right you moon cricket
#46 to #3 - animedudej (06/14/2013) [-]
"moon cricket" tickled my funny bone
User avatar #74 to #46 - sirwolfcat ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Then how bout some jungle bunny?
User avatar #70 to #3 - mrthezho (06/14/2013) [-]
Even though I agree with you, the caller was obviously referring to all black people as ******* .
User avatar #72 to #3 - olesc (06/14/2013) [-]
shadup fagit
#24 to #3 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
Moon Cricket. Idk why, but that actually made me laugh. Nice.
#39 to #3 - cumbersome (06/14/2013) [-]
"moon cricket"
User avatar #4 to #3 - bosshogoutlaw (06/14/2013) [-]
Tell that to a big black guy and see what happens.
User avatar #9 to #4 - gammajk (06/14/2013) [-]
If they get angry, they're probably a ****** .
#27 to #9 - esmebuffay (06/14/2013) [-]
The results are in.
#57 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
[Screams Internally]
#1 - mrinappropriate (06/13/2013) [-]
Then they meet, and the caller happens to be Brad Paisley who sings 'Accidental racist'.
User avatar #65 to #63 - alhemicar (06/14/2013) [-]
^
User avatar #42 to #21 - mytrueface (06/14/2013) [-]
Thank you!
#62 to #42 - tmgrskat (06/14/2013) [-]
A cool dude over here recommended this site to me. Now, it's my-- hold on. Mark came over.
A cool dude over here recommended this site to me. Now, it's my-- hold on. Mark came over.
#75 - snaresinger (06/14/2013) [-]
"don't know who did it first"   
   
It was originally posted on notalwaysright.com. I'd say you could've googled it, but seeing as how this is a quite new story and it was obviously retyped to be posted elsewhere (like here), I'm calling 			********		.
"don't know who did it first"

It was originally posted on notalwaysright.com. I'd say you could've googled it, but seeing as how this is a quite new story and it was obviously retyped to be posted elsewhere (like here), I'm calling ******** .
User avatar #77 to #75 - kanatana (06/14/2013) [-]
Damn it, I wanted to call bull **** , but you did it first. Sigh.
User avatar #82 to #80 - wisdombranch (06/14/2013) [-]
also See post #59. And #21.

Or just google "notalwaysright blackest" and hit I'm Feeling Lucky.
User avatar #30 - bloodspider (06/14/2013) [-]
I don't care what their ethnicity is as long as I can understand them.
User avatar #38 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (06/14/2013) [-]
If you guys like these stories, notalwaysright and notalwaysworking has a bunch similar, including this exact one. I'm not sure if that's where this one originated from, I had originally thought so, but you never know with stories on the internet.
+1
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#11 - notafunnyguy (06/14/2013) [-]
lol , fake as **** . companies monitor every single call and all that customer would have to do is call back and say "this tech by the name of [name] swore at me and blackmailed me with my personal information" and the tech would be tracked down and dealt with, and possible fired once they replay the call
User avatar #31 to #11 - redtooth (06/14/2013) [-]
Except it said nowhere that the tech introduced himself by name. Could be a big company with more than one big black ************ working in tech support.
User avatar #32 to #31 - redtooth (06/14/2013) [-]
Disregard what I said, I am an idiot; I didn't read the content well enough. But yeah, whenever I personally called tech support they never introduced themselves by name.
User avatar #22 to #11 - ronyx (06/14/2013) [-]
That would require intelligence which as you can clearly see the customer lacks.
#6 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
I call BS! All support calls are recorded and logged.
This guy would've lost his job immediately.
User avatar #43 - mytrueface (06/14/2013) [-]
Shamelessly stolen, ******* prick.
User avatar #48 to #43 - lolfire (06/14/2013) [-]
Well why don't you actually post something instead of being a pessimistic cunt.
User avatar #69 - tarekmig (06/14/2013) [-]
"The can proceeds as normal"
~lightbulb.
#61 - holololland ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 - dehfurk (06/14/2013) [-]
But... who was phone?
#76 to #56 - maffi ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
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