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#7 - vlandis ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Don't forget because of the Freedom of Information Act you can request that a copy of your full FBI folder be sent to you....it is then required of them to send it to you
User avatar #95 to #7 - mookiez (06/14/2013) [-]
Who do I contact to get my full fbi folder sent to me?
#111 to #95 - vlandis ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Honestly I couldn't tell you, but I know its possible
User avatar #51 to #7 - jcfjr (06/14/2013) [-]
Good heavens, no! I don't want a hard-copy of that!
User avatar #20 to #7 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
So, have every FunnyJunker do this just to **** with the FBI for a day. Sounds fun.
User avatar #44 to #20 - thedarkestrogue (06/14/2013) [-]
i think we should. I would be interested to know what they have.
User avatar #45 to #44 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
I wonder if they know about me getting sent home in the 7th grade for threatening a school shooting?
User avatar #58 to #45 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
I guarantee it, you go on a list if you threaten something like that.
User avatar #60 to #58 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
Well, to clarify, I didn't technically announce a school shooting. I just sat in class with my fingers in the shape like a gun and pointed at everyone. As I passed over each individual, I either said "bang" and pretended to shoot, or told them "I like you. You get to live."
#61 to #60 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
That's hilarious! What did the other kids do?
User avatar #65 to #61 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
one or two of the girls cried because they thought I was serious (Lol, one of them was the girl I had a huge crush on), one of the boys just looked at me in horror. The rest were just like "Dude, are you okay? Do you wanna talk about it?"
I may or may not have been crying hardcore while pretending to kill everyone in class, right before motioning pulling the trigger on my own head.

Damn, I was one messed up kid.
User avatar #67 to #65 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
Damn, it is slightly less funny now. I was royally ****** up to, but I kept it to myself.
User avatar #69 to #67 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
I'd prefer you thought it was funny. It makes it easier to look back on and not flip **** about.

And yeah, I was a ****** up kid. Got bullied, to this day have never had a girlfriend, didn't get my first kiss until I was a senior in highschool, and it was random slut who was giving me a bj. She snuck it in there before I had a chance to react. Went to my Senior prom alone and OD'd on those energy pills you get at gas stations. Took 4 instead of 1 and ended up leaving less than an hour after getting there. I took the beach towels out of my trunk and made a bed on the side of the road by the lake. I had to convince the cops that came by to investigate that I had just gotten overheated during prom and needed some fresh air. That... actually was pretty ******* funny.
User avatar #71 to #69 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
The cops believed you..?
User avatar #73 to #71 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
Yep, even though not 10 minutes before I was seizing like crazy. I seriously couldn't make my body stop shaking, scary **** .

I'm pretty good with cops though. And I didn't smell like booze, so they had bigger fish to fry that night.
User avatar #74 to #73 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
Fair enough! Yeah, I was bullied, got super anger management issues, on day a dude tried to pick on me, I threw him face first into a chain link fence as hard as I could, he has a V shaped scar under his left eye now.
User avatar #77 to #76 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
That happened in third grade, was the first fight I ever got in, got off scott free too
User avatar #78 to #77 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
Only fight I was in was 5th grade. Some kid threw dog poo onto my new shirt, so I got him in a choke hold and kept him there clawing my face with his nails until he almost passed out. When I let him go he was too out of breath to do anything back.
User avatar #80 to #78 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
Nice, I've had about five I think, though most of them were closer to assault than anything. A dude was going to attack me in the gym, as he went to duck under the volley ball net, I grabbed the net and threw myself down and forward, this essentially clotheslined him, he also has a scar under his eye, though his a horizontal wide line.
User avatar #46 to #45 - thedarkestrogue (06/14/2013) [-]
probably yeah.
User avatar #48 to #46 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
The teachers suggested I go to counseling and get a therapist. My parents just shrugged and said "Nah, he'll be fine."
#50 to #48 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
But are you fine?
User avatar #53 to #50 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
Cut myself between 8th and 11th grade. Was lonely, desperate, and wanted to die. I smoked pot for the first time when I was 16, anger issues have dropped by 90% since then. I used to get angry at the smallest things (like the bed sheets not fitting) and now I'm really chill and let things go. Between then and now I've tried every drug I can name (benzos, methamphetamines, weed, opiate based pain-killers, etc.) except coke or heroin, without getting a taste for any of them. Finally stopped taking anti-depressants two weeks before college started (been on them since 7th grade). Was still depressed until I dropped out a year later, now I'm living at home and unemployed. Oddly enough though, I haven't felt this not-depressed since I was too young to know what the word even meant. I no longer want to kill myself, don't even think about cutting anymore, am not addicted to drugs or alcohol (although I smoke between 2 and 5 cigarettes a day, started the day I turned 18), and have come to terms with the fact that I'm single. This new-found happiness started right after I dropped out of college... Anyway, I'm no longer a threat to society or myself, so I would have to say I'm doing just fine.
#59 to #53 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
Good times.
Good times.
User avatar #62 to #59 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
Meth was fun, wouldn't do it again though. Not a big fan of weed, but I'd smoke it if it was free. Didn't like opiates, and the only time I took benzos I blacked out and, according to my friends, took a butcher knife and announced that I was going to do something cool. Then I sliced the bottom of my foot open and passed out on the couch. College was some crazy **** .
User avatar #64 to #62 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
This is why I've never tried drugs lol. I barely trust myself when I'm sober, **** would hit the fan if I got ****** up.
User avatar #66 to #64 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
Don't. It's not really worth the risks you take.
User avatar #68 to #66 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't even feel tempted to, yet I don't care if others do, it is their body and they can do as they damn well please.
User avatar #70 to #68 - settlwlvs (06/14/2013) [-]
Meh, all things in moderation. As long as they don't do enough to affect others, I could care less what anybody does.
User avatar #72 to #70 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
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