5 Hour Energy. . How many 5 hour energys does it take to kill you? james I' m daring my friend to drink like atleast ll I told him he will be fine, and i' m sur
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5 Hour Energy

How many 5 hour energys does it take to kill
you?
james I' m daring my friend to drink like atleast ll I told him he will be fine, and i' m sure he
will. Though how many of those bad boys you think you gotta take for your heart to
explode? lol
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I' m thinking hes guns have some serious bowel movements! AHAHA
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M Well if you take 5 cans of 5 hour energy, then you will have 25 hours of energy which
is not possible in one day, so you will probably die.
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User avatar #57 to #8 - crazycowhimself (06/14/2013) [-]
i dont know, the cons seem pretty horrible, but it would be so cool to read minds..
User avatar #15 to #8 - critality ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh god, that made me laugh waaay way too much.
User avatar #32 to #15 - thefunnyside (06/14/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #30 to #8 - uzzwick (06/14/2013) [-]
It turned him asian.
User avatar #2 - jurto (06/14/2013) [-]
I once had 10l (20 cans of 0,5l ) of Monster Energy within a day. I thought nothing would happen. After 2 days without sleeping (Not really related with the Monster, I had to get **** done), I tried to sleep. Then is when the madness begun.

I was in bed, trying to ******* focus on sleeping. I couldn't, my heart felt like a ******* melodic death metal band's bass drums, and each time I tried to do not think, deformed and gore faces would came to my mind one time after another.

I really thought I was going to have a heart-attack, or die like those folks who played WoW. I googled the mortal dose, and it was like a ******* lot more than what I had, like 100l or so (for my weight), and that cheered me little, still, I felt horrible.

When I had already been like 80 hours awake, I tried to sleep again. I couldn't really stand straight. I kind of ****** equilibrium xDD The most little sound would upset me really bad. Like the computers' fans, or even the sound of my blood flowing through my body. I wanted to scream. I did, that felt great while doing, but then it got worse.

Eventually, I began to vomit. I didn't forced it, it just came natural. I couldn't like eat nothing without ******* puke it in a matter of 2 hours or so. I felt really, really dizzy. I was on the subway, on my way to take a bus in order to visit who was my girlfriend then.

I ******* freeze on the subway. I felt this fever hot-cold thing, and like tickles in my head. Can't hold vomit. I call my girlfriend to say what was happening. Almost 100 hours had happen since I had slept last time.

Woke up in her house. She said that I was conscience when I got there, but I don't really remember that.

Sorry for my bad English, just felt like telling it xDD
User avatar #12 to #2 - warbob (06/14/2013) [-]
why does this sound like something I'd like to do
User avatar #14 to #2 - arsenalthegunners (06/14/2013) [-]
Ever seen crank?
User avatar #38 to #2 - ilikebuttsex (06/14/2013) [-]
aw **** ***** now i feel like trying it
#43 to #2 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
I would of just purged after i had done all the **** i needed to do (make yourself throw up)
i dont see why you would keep that **** in in your body when you didnt need it
#44 to #2 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
sounds like my 1 week trip to London. the food and board was ********* . so i drank alot of energy drinks so i wouldnt have to go in that god forsaken room when i was tired (9 beds no windows no ventilation and the bathroom was right next to it without vents. to top it off i had a top bed so all the stank rose to me) long story shirt i was only sem conscious for a whole week.
#45 to #2 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
its a cool story but if i were you i would have went to the doctor instead of using google lol
User avatar #64 to #2 - neoexdeath (06/14/2013) [-]
Call the goddamn HOSPITAL

Yknow, next time
User avatar #29 to #2 - uzzwick (06/14/2013) [-]
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE XD FACES TODAY
User avatar #13 to #2 - mexicandudeinsd (06/14/2013) [-]
i drink one monster and i feel lke imma get a heartattacik
User avatar #9 to #2 - nocturnalemission (06/14/2013) [-]
I was OD'ing on caffeine once and this what happened to me.
Didn't feel well, so I went downstairs to sleep on the couch.
Feeling got worse, developed cold/hot sweat, froze up and stared into space, started to see some reddish ring in my eyesight.
Ran to the bathroom, destroyed my toilet and threw up at the same time.
What I learned: Never drink Maountain Dew and Pepsi consistently throughout the day.
#6 to #2 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
Never do that again friend, all that stress on your heart can kill you.
#25 to #2 - WolfRider (06/14/2013) [-]
you briefly transcended this mortal realm
you briefly transcended this mortal realm
#33 to #25 - neurofuzzy (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh no. Well watch out for corners. The hounds of tindalos don't take kindly to that.
User avatar #10 to #2 - brettyoke (06/14/2013) [-]
Excellent story: Please don't use the xDD faces. If you do, at least restrict it to one mouth.
User avatar #67 to #10 - jurto (06/14/2013) [-]
Sorry for that. I thought I got rid of that vice years ago. Still, sometimes I use them without even noticing. It will not happen again.
User avatar #11 to #10 - warbob (06/14/2013) [-]
second opinion for the faces :

Whenver I see someone use emotes often, and especially with more than one mouth, I feel like punching the user.For each and every emote.
#18 to #2 - icefall (06/14/2013) [-]
"and each time I tried to do not think, deformed and gore faces would came to my mind one time after another."

Oh god I am not the only one. For some reason whenever I lack sleep, pull an all nighter or drink too much caffeine, I get these morbid scary thoughts and I can't sleep
User avatar #4 to #2 - duelwing (06/14/2013) [-]
That sounds more like you're body went into an un-natural awareness from all of the caffeine before you immune system crashed and you caught the flu.
#5 to #4 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
nah, oding on caffine will result in intense fever, nausea, a sense of foreboding, possibly runny nose. Sources: done it 3 times, only once on purpose to mimic being sick to trick my mom. P.S. I say oding but mean 800-1200mg of caffine
User avatar #7 to #5 - duelwing (06/14/2013) [-]
When you check, he does describe nausea and paranioa ( Foreboding) to his earlier symptoms. As it stands, it's always possible for some areas to show and others to be passed over. But you do make a good point.
#34 to #2 - conordalymcr (06/14/2013) [-]
Bad English? You write better than some of the native speakers on this site.
#27 - WolfRider (06/14/2013) [-]
goodbye world
also, i only weigh 7 pounds
#65 to #27 - vancecore (06/14/2013) [-]
Worth only 7 GB pounds too.
Worth only 7 GB pounds too.
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#19 - crazycapt (06/14/2013) [-]
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Just in case anyone wants to find out how many it takes to kill themselves..
#53 to #19 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
Type "Blast Caffeine" in the search for drink and click it, it kills me without even taking the whole thing. If you weigh 161 pounds then it only takes one of those to kill you, anything above then it would take more. Also, try putting in 0 for weight. Funny stuff.
#35 to #26 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
This made me very happy for some reason.
#40 - camdonwin (06/14/2013) [-]
Here's a neat trick. go to this website, enter the caffeinated drink, and your weight. It then tells you how many drinks it would take to kill you.    
   
for me it would take 43.68 5 hour energies to kill me.    
   
www . energyfiend . com/death-by-caffeine
Here's a neat trick. go to this website, enter the caffeinated drink, and your weight. It then tells you how many drinks it would take to kill you.

for me it would take 43.68 5 hour energies to kill me.

www . energyfiend . com/death-by-caffeine
User avatar #46 to #40 - senorfrog (06/14/2013) [-]
It would take 63 to kill me.
#42 - bronywhat (06/14/2013) [-]
What if someone filled up a 711 Big Gulp with 5 hour energy?
What if someone filled up a 711 Big Gulp with 5 hour energy?
User avatar #55 to #42 - gabrielbelmont (06/14/2013) [-]
refer to comment #8 for lulz
#20 - JesuschristofAZ (06/14/2013) [-]
On the opposite side of the coin, how many Neuro Sleep energy drinks would it take to put you in a coma?
User avatar #41 to #20 - latinotornado (06/14/2013) [-]
a LOT. those things only have like 1mg of melatonin. The highest over the counter mg dose you can buy is 10mg because that's the highest recommended dose.
#16 - vannman (06/14/2013) [-]
Allow me to answer that for you

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#22 to #16 - warwolfrider ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh cool so i can drink 57 and be ok
Oh cool so i can drink 57 and be ok
User avatar #17 to #16 - vatra (06/14/2013) [-]
This is awesome, time to figure out the best drink to kill a two year old with.
User avatar #31 to #16 - ChristopherLloyd (06/14/2013) [-]
thats by caffine, not by all the other stuff it has in there
User avatar #1 - olemonheado (06/13/2013) [-]
"Sir trollington"
#28 - thyfezkid (06/14/2013) [-]
16 cups of DeathWish Coffee will kill me
#63 to #28 - dobbyisafreeelf (06/14/2013) [-]
10.48 cups for me
User avatar #66 - shaddz ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
the real answer is fewer than the number of times this has been reposted
#49 - albertjester (06/14/2013) [-]
warning: side effects may include www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rB2OoCA2lA
warning: side effects may include www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rB2OoCA2lA
User avatar #56 to #49 - vaultsparten (06/14/2013) [-]
I know from past experience. That this is a family friendly video.
User avatar #39 - pepemex (06/14/2013) [-]
I once took six. It won't kill you, you''ll just feel like **** for a while.
#36 - camblea (06/14/2013) [-]
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#23 - IncarceratedNinja (06/14/2013) [-]
after 59 bottles id be dead, damn
#37 to #23 - friedchickenman (06/14/2013) [-]
71 would kill me. 179 cans of red bull, 89 cans of relentless, 133 cups of coffee, and 179 cans of power horse.
User avatar #21 - evilanakie (06/14/2013) [-]
i would have to nom 75 of those ******* .....
hmmmmm
User avatar #3 - mylazy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
See, the first time I took a five hour energy, I fell asleep less than an hour later.
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