Bad Motherfucker. Source: Found on Imgur, from a news website. Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction tet December 23, 21312 Rowing 37 Comment: Jonesto Bad Motherfucker Source: Found on Imgur from a news website Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction tet December 23 21312 Rowing 37 Comment: Jonesto
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Bad Motherfucker. Source: Found on Imgur, from a news website. Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction tet December 23, 21312 Rowing 37 Comment: Jonesto

Source: Found on Imgur, from a news website

Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction
tet December 23, 21312 Rowing 37 Comment:
Jonestown, AZZA local man is a hero today after he
singlehandedly stopped a couple who were
attempting to rob a coffee shop. His quick thinking
saved the day according to restaurant manager Ted
Barkies." Hearst started quoting movie lines from Pulp
Fiction. The robbers kind offend berserk and then
left." Local hero, Paul Homer, who thwarted
the would've robbers said, "It was really lucky thati
had my wallet with me that said 'bad motherfocker' on
it. The robbers came around demanding everybody' s
wallet and Ijust held it up, you know like how Samuel
L. Jackson did in Pulp Fiction."
Longtime diner Susan Litchfield said it was a pretty
tense moment. "The robbers asked Mr. Homer what
was in his hand. He told them it was his wallet that said
bad motherfocker' on it. Ne never seen the movie sol
didn' t know what he was talking about. Ijust thought
he was some crazy white guy with a death wish."
Paul Hornet: Hero
After! said the comment about my wallet the robbers started freaking out. So then in my
best tough black guy voice I said to them: Normally, both your asses would be dead as
f* cking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh* t while I' m in a transitional period so
I dont wanna kill you, Iwanna help you," Homer said." Then the robbers looked at each
other and ran out ofthe restaurant" knew my vast knowledge of Pulp Fiction
would pay offeer me one day."
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User avatar #6 - skyrimvsoblivion
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Article was by Jimmy Rustling. xD
User avatar #7 to #6 - dxninjaxo
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le trool
User avatar #184 to #6 - amsel
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And it was posted two days after the apocalypse Dx
User avatar #169 to #6 - jimmyrustlinhustla
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yes. this pleases me.
#176 to #6 - anon id: 22da3800
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LOL SO FAHNY XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDD


Seriously though, kill yourself, you ******* joke stealing faggot.
#181 to #176 - conordalymcr
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Holy ****, calm down bro.
User avatar #193 to #176 - skyrimvsoblivion
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Maybe later a good piece of lead in my head would make me feel better.
User avatar #217 to #6 - advicedude
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(06/14/2013) [-]
le laughing meemee face
User avatar #213 to #6 - uzzwick
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XD
#210 to #6 - ChristopherLloyd
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#211 to #210 - ChristopherLloyd
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#212 to #211 - ChristopherLloyd
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#48 to #6 - niamleeson
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#52 to #6 - optimussum
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#12 to #6 - herpdamin
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"He used XD, get him!"
"He used XD, get him!"
#26 to #12 - anon id: 657dfa92
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I never understood why people get so buttmad over those two letters - mind explaining?
#30 to #26 - anon id: 7d66559e
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They're showing emotion, on the internet.
#31 to #30 - anon id: 657dfa92
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That's it? Wow, that's pretty stupid to get angry over.
User avatar #220 to #31 - Tvfreek
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(06/14/2013) [-]
Emotions are gay.
#172 to #31 - anon id: dfc669b3
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from what I know you could be answering to yourself.
#38 to #31 - anon id: e8c9cd28
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Hey, it's the internet. What did you expect?
#1 - napalmpie
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#221 to #1 - deescalation
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#3 - mraye
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Good lord I hope this is true.
Good lord I hope this is true.
#194 to #3 - anon id: 43c9666a
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check the author
User avatar #10 to #3 - traelos
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Its not.
#111 to #10 - anon id: aa2f0742
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#20 - VaultTechy
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(06/13/2013) [-]
MFW I had this in my back pocket
User avatar #119 to #20 - TheMagicBong
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(06/14/2013) [-]
>mfw
>picture of a wallet
Your face became a wallet?
#141 to #119 - VaultTechy
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User avatar #142 to #141 - TheMagicBong
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Ah I see
#155 to #141 - wagastragas
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now that i think about it, you could swap the franchine name on any zombie product, with other frachines name, like resident evil/dawn of the dead/shaun of the dead/zombie land/house of the dead/etc.
#19 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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Dat author
#67 - sausageskin
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#114 to #67 - mattandstuff
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bruce willis might disagree with that 3rd one
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#189 - MrBlak
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#138 - deadpeople
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#185 - darthblam
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I smell ********...
#24 - DamnJackieChan
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I too, have a Bad Mother ****** wallet