Bad Motherfucker. Source: Found on Imgur, from a news website. Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction tet December 23, 21312 Rowing 37 Comment: Jonesto
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Bad Motherfucker

Source: Found on Imgur, from a news website

Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction
tet December 23, 21312 Rowing 37 Comment:
Jonestown, AZZA local man is a hero today after he
singlehandedly stopped a couple who were
attempting to rob a coffee shop. His quick thinking
saved the day according to restaurant manager Ted
Barkies." Hearst started quoting movie lines from Pulp
Fiction. The robbers kind offend berserk and then
left." Local hero, Paul Homer, who thwarted
the would've robbers said, "It was really lucky thati
had my wallet with me that said 'bad motherfocker' on
it. The robbers came around demanding everybody' s
wallet and Ijust held it up, you know like how Samuel
L. Jackson did in Pulp Fiction."
Longtime diner Susan Litchfield said it was a pretty
tense moment. "The robbers asked Mr. Homer what
was in his hand. He told them it was his wallet that said
bad motherfocker' on it. Ne never seen the movie sol
didn' t know what he was talking about. Ijust thought
he was some crazy white guy with a death wish."
Paul Hornet: Hero
After! said the comment about my wallet the robbers started freaking out. So then in my
best tough black guy voice I said to them: Normally, both your asses would be dead as
f* cking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh* t while I' m in a transitional period so
I dont wanna kill you, Iwanna help you," Homer said." Then the robbers looked at each
other and ran out ofthe restaurant" knew my vast knowledge of Pulp Fiction
would pay offeer me one day."
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User avatar #6 - skyrimvsoblivion (06/13/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Article was by Jimmy Rustling. xD
#1 - napalmpie (06/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#3 - mraye (06/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Good lord I hope this is true.
Good lord I hope this is true.
#20 - VaultTechy (06/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
MFW I had this in my back pocket
#19 - ieatyououtaldaylon (06/13/2013) [-]
Dat author
#67 - sausageskin (06/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#185 - darthblam (06/14/2013) [-]
I smell bullshit...
#24 - DamnJackieChan (06/13/2013) [-]
I too, have a Bad Mother Fucker wallet
#23 - mikepetru (06/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Author is named Jimmy Rustling

SEEMS LEGIT
#168 - ianosity (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HONEY?! WHERE'S MY SUPERSUIT?!?
#101 - devildogpratt (06/13/2013) [-]
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#167 - studbeefpile (06/14/2013) [-]
That's pretty fucking cool but.........
#144 - kidsquicker (06/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#202 - admontesfuror (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't even know that Lovecraft was still alive.
User avatar #199 - wafflegrunt (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And the writer is a man named Jimmy Rustling.......

Something is wrong here...
#159 - unclegrumpybastard (06/14/2013) [-]
Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction...
Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction...
#143 - vonspyder ONLINE (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who noticed the story was written by "Jimmy Rustling" ?
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