Bad Motherfucker. Source: Found on Imgur, from a news website. Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction tet December 23, 21312 Rowing 37 Comment: Jonesto
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Bad Motherfucker

 
Bad Motherfucker. Source: Found on Imgur, from a news website. Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction tet December 23, 21312 Rowing 37 Comment: Jonesto

Source: Found on Imgur, from a news website

Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction
tet December 23, 21312 Rowing 37 Comment:
Jonestown, AZZA local man is a hero today after he
singlehandedly stopped a couple who were
attempting to rob a coffee shop. His quick thinking
saved the day according to restaurant manager Ted
Barkies." Hearst started quoting movie lines from Pulp
Fiction. The robbers kind offend berserk and then
left." Local hero, Paul Homer, who thwarted
the would've robbers said, "It was really lucky thati
had my wallet with me that said 'bad motherfocker' on
it. The robbers came around demanding everybody' s
wallet and Ijust held it up, you know like how Samuel
L. Jackson did in Pulp Fiction."
Longtime diner Susan Litchfield said it was a pretty
tense moment. "The robbers asked Mr. Homer what
was in his hand. He told them it was his wallet that said
bad motherfocker' on it. Ne never seen the movie sol
didn' t know what he was talking about. Ijust thought
he was some crazy white guy with a death wish."
Paul Hornet: Hero
After! said the comment about my wallet the robbers started freaking out. So then in my
best tough black guy voice I said to them: Normally, both your asses would be dead as
f* cking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh* t while I' m in a transitional period so
I dont wanna kill you, Iwanna help you," Homer said." Then the robbers looked at each
other and ran out ofthe restaurant" knew my vast knowledge of Pulp Fiction
would pay offeer me one day."
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#1 - napalmpie (06/13/2013) [-]
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#114 to #67 - mattandstuff (06/14/2013) [-]
bruce willis might disagree with that 3rd one
+1
#130 to #114 - ghostlytaco **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3 - mraye (06/13/2013) [-]
Good lord I hope this is true.
Good lord I hope this is true.
#194 to #3 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
check the author
User avatar #10 to #3 - traelos (06/13/2013) [-]
Its not.
#111 to #10 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
#19 - ieatyououtaldaylon (06/13/2013) [-]
Dat author
#20 - VaultTechy (06/13/2013) [-]
MFW I had this in my back pocket
User avatar #119 to #20 - TheMagicBong (06/14/2013) [-]
>mfw
>picture of a wallet
Your face became a wallet?
+1
#141 to #119 - VaultTechy has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #142 to #141 - TheMagicBong (06/14/2013) [-]
Ah I see
#155 to #141 - wagastragas (06/14/2013) [-]
now that i think about it, you could swap the franchine name on any zombie product, with other frachines name, like resident evil/dawn of the dead/shaun of the dead/zombie land/house of the dead/etc.
User avatar #6 - skyrimvsoblivion (06/13/2013) [-]
Article was by Jimmy Rustling. xD
User avatar #169 to #6 - jimmyrustlinhustla (06/14/2013) [-]
yes. this pleases me.
User avatar #184 to #6 - amsel (06/14/2013) [-]
And it was posted two days after the apocalypse Dx
#176 to #6 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
LOL SO FAHNY XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDD


Seriously though, kill yourself, you ******* joke stealing faggot.
#181 to #176 - conordalymcr (06/14/2013) [-]
Holy **** , calm down bro.
User avatar #193 to #176 - skyrimvsoblivion (06/14/2013) [-]
Maybe later a good piece of lead in my head would make me feel better.
User avatar #7 to #6 - dxninjaxo (06/13/2013) [-]
le trool
User avatar #217 to #6 - advicedude (06/14/2013) [-]
le laughing meemee face
User avatar #213 to #6 - uzzwick (06/14/2013) [-]
XD
#12 to #6 - herpdamin (06/13/2013) [-]
"He used XD, get him!"
"He used XD, get him!"
#26 to #12 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
I never understood why people get so buttmad over those two letters - mind explaining?
#30 to #26 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
They're showing emotion, on the internet.
#31 to #30 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
That's it? Wow, that's pretty stupid to get angry over.
#172 to #31 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
from what I know you could be answering to yourself.
User avatar #220 to #31 - Tvfreek ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Emotions are gay.
#38 to #31 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey, it's the internet. What did you expect?
#101 - devildogpratt (06/13/2013) [-]
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#185 - darthblam (06/14/2013) [-]
I smell ******** ...
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#163 to #144 - olizandri (06/14/2013) [-]
A bitch
-Siri's last words.
#202 - admontesfuror (06/14/2013) [-]
I didn't even know that Lovecraft was still alive.
User avatar #222 to #202 - datassman ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Hopefully he'll write more stuff like the Mountains of Madness
User avatar #199 - wafflegrunt (06/14/2013) [-]
And the writer is a man named Jimmy Rustling.......

Something is wrong here...
User avatar #207 to #199 - mrgoodlove (06/14/2013) [-]
Nice catch, didn't even see that.
#24 - DamnJackieChan (06/13/2013) [-]
I too, have a Bad Mother ****** wallet
#159 - unclegrumpybastard (06/14/2013) [-]
Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction...
Local Man Stops Rubbers By Bunting Pulp Fiction...
#167 - studbeefpile (06/14/2013) [-]
That's pretty ******* cool but.........
#182 - jorah (06/14/2013) [-]
Does he LOOK like a bitch?



sorry if it was done before
User avatar #32 - buttholee (06/13/2013) [-]
superofficialnews.com/local-man-stops-robbery-by-quoting-pulp-fiction/

Found it... Although the website name is kinda dicey
#90 to #32 - mcroflskates (06/13/2013) [-]
"What if I tell my wife I want to stick my nuclear missile in her Al-Qaeda hiding spot? That would probably draw some red flags. I’ll have to try that tonight.”   
I'm thinking this is a not-so-real site, but oh god   
this was in one of Mr. Rustling's recent stories
"What if I tell my wife I want to stick my nuclear missile in her Al-Qaeda hiding spot? That would probably draw some red flags. I’ll have to try that tonight.”
I'm thinking this is a not-so-real site, but oh god
this was in one of Mr. Rustling's recent stories
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