Can't tell if lonely.... ...or just dying inside.. my now ex dumped me for my other ex. i made them realize they were lesbian... me poor Fry alone crappy therapist
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#7 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/13/2013) [-]
my now ex dumped me for my other ex. i made them realize they were lesbian...**** me
#29 to #7 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
One thing is certain, your ex won't
#33 to #7 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
No, that would make you gay, because I'm a guy
#38 to #7 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
BETA.
#123 to #7 - swagloon
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#241 to #7 - burningsmurfs
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I had a giant ogre of a buddy who got with this likewise ogre of a woman very briefly. Her and her friend invited me and man-ogre to a NIN concert. We saw the concert and then the couple ogre started makin out and what not in the car and they wanted me to do stuff with girl-ogre's friend. I said sorry I'm pooped and going to bed. While I was sleeping I guess a gang of mexicans stole their beer and everything out of their car and I woke up and went home with them. The next day they announced they were lesbians and broke up with my buddy. Sadly this was just the first girl he banged that ended up lesbian but I think all considering it was best for man.

MFW they became enemies and I couldn't pay her back for the NIN tickets even if I wanted to.
#261 to #7 - donutcaptin
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(06/13/2013) [-]
my ex left me, then got a transexual heshe
#125 to #7 - dreaddune
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Oh, hello Ross
#127 to #7 - yourex
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(06/13/2013) [-]
You wish.
#281 to #127 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/14/2013) [-]
why would i wish this? it sucks. im crushed dude
#208 to #7 - sirfiiddlesticks
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(06/13/2013) [-]
"**** me"
Well... looks like she won't
#209 to #7 - unemployeddonkey
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(06/13/2013) [-]
u, sir, should watch "sleepless in seattle"
#28 to #7 - renier
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(06/13/2013) [-]
**** you? Nah I'd rather be a lesbian.
#47 to #7 - herodan
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(06/13/2013) [-]
now thats when you know your **** in bed when both your exes turn lesbian.....with eachother
#54 to #7 - StumpDawg
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Not anymore apparently
#18 to #7 - payseht ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
My first time with a chick was so bad she turned gay
#27 to #7 - ccarpio
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(06/13/2013) [-]
yfw
#8 to #7 - kitsunemochalite [OP]
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Look on the bright side friend, you can now say you had sex with 2 lesbians
Look on the bright side friend, you can now say you had sex with 2 lesbians
#9 to #8 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/13/2013) [-]
nope. no sex. still in high school man. only 16, i dont need no babies. plus one had been a legit rape victim form a few years before, it was hard for her to do stuff. but did get some from both
#10 to #9 - kitsunemochalite [OP]
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(06/13/2013) [-]
You have your whole life ahead of you, don't worry there will be plenty of more lesbians
#11 to #10 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/13/2013) [-]
oh joy. i think one is bi though. we were talking and she seems open to...things...watch ****. i havent decided if i want to post their nudes but if we do said things proof will follow
#12 to #11 - kitsunemochalite [OP]
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Just because someone hurt you doesn't mean you have to be a dick
#13 to #12 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/13/2013) [-]
nonono, she said i could
#237 to #13 - slowyourtroll
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#15 to #13 - kitsunemochalite [OP]
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter if she is in the past then leave it in the past, be the bigger person even of she is a slut or whatever. If she wanted to post those pics let her do it herself
#14 to #13 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/13/2013) [-]
im not a complete ass.
#44 to #14 - thehans
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(06/13/2013) [-]
for real tho, dont post underage nudes.
its serious ****
#50 to #44 - nnsfw
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#244 to #44 - brutallyhonest
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, just send them to me.
#284 to #44 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/14/2013) [-]
she is 18. i wouldnt have them otherwise
#286 to #284 - anon
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(06/14/2013) [-]
so all there's left is for you to deliver
#86 to #11 - theprocrastibator
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Well that my friend would be child porn.
#282 to #86 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/14/2013) [-]
she is 18 so no it wouldnt
#257 to #11 - iamkorea
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I always delete nudes when I break up with someone. It's called respect... Next time you get a gf, try to imagine her ex wanking over her old nudes or posting online. I would consider him a creep...
#258 to #11 - luddethebunny
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Im sorry <3
#34 to #9 - nefarian
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(06/13/2013) [-]
16 is legal age where I live.
#204 to #34 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I dont give a **** what age is legal where you are if it means others can't go on **** without seeing child porn.
#259 to #204 - nefarian
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Har har har
#17 - ANODEIFY
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(06/13/2013) [-]
What the hell is wrong with his legs?
#53 to #17 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
he turned to kiss her but his ass never left the bench. you're welcome lol
#240 to #17 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Its a MJ move.
#269 to #17 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
He's got bone-itus
#117 to #17 - redtooth
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(06/13/2013) [-]
that move is called the master of romance
#224 to #17 - dirtyheron
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(06/13/2013) [-]
is that Dianne?
#61 to #17 - supniggs
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(06/13/2013) [-]
He has boneitis
#77 - poptartsniper
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(06/13/2013) [-]
MFW I asked my crush out today and she said yes
MFW I asked my crush out today and she said yes
#101 to #77 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Best of luck to you sir. I only ever had the balls to do that once. She said yes, but a couple hours later she texted me saying she doesnt want to lead me on into something she cant give 100% into yet (her and a long-term boyfriend had broken up a little less than a month prior)

That was the last time I ever saw her
#102 to #101 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
and by the balls to do that once I mean like a full on admire from afar crush. I've been on dates and had girlfriends since then, i'm not a stud but I'm not foreveralone thank god ^_^
#112 to #77 - ihaveakeyboard
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(06/13/2013) [-]
You fool! You must rape her!
#124 to #77 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
YOU GOT OUT OF THE FREINDZONE PROBLRABLY!
#177 to #77 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Remember: Fortune favors the bold.
#183 to #77 - zheclown
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Yay
#194 to #77 - tankthejackal
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(06/13/2013) [-]
it's even better when she was your best friend
#266 to #77 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Sherlock has given the Internet the "Fountain of Reaction GIFS"
#272 to #77 - xtwinblade
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(06/13/2013) [-]
i don't even have a crush yet... i moved in august to change school and havent gotten to know many people outside my class. And the only "group" i have gotten into is the gamers, and they dont go outside to be social.
#253 to #77 - allnamesrtaken
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(06/13/2013) [-]
MFW my crush happily told me that she was going on a date with some guy this weekend.
MFW my crush happily told me that she was going on a date with some guy this weekend.
#273 to #253 - vaulttec
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I know that feel
except my crush did it a day after I told her I liked her
#274 to #273 - allnamesrtaken
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I read that as "My crush died the day after" somehow.
#275 to #274 - vaulttec
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Wat
#82 to #77 - crazylance
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Congrats, wish I had a pic appropriate to the situation, don't stop there.
#98 to #77 - thatrussianhoe
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(06/13/2013) [-]
congrats bro!
congrats bro!
#219 to #77 - rapsuskiller
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Congratulations, my friend. May you sex a lot with said girl.
Congratulations, my friend. May you sex a lot with said girl.
#121 to #77 - tommymemeborn
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(06/13/2013) [-]
MFW I asked out my crush and she said she just wanted to stay friends.
MFW I asked out my crush and she said she just wanted to stay friends.
#85 to #77 - alekksandar
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Make sure you two have lots in common, Otherwise it won't last long.   
Congrats!   
   
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Make sure you two have lots in common, Otherwise it won't last long.
Congrats!

(gif related)
#97 to #85 - alekksandar
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing me down, that'll serve as a reminder not to give honest tips to people.
#115 to #97 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account**
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I gave you an extra thumb for sharing my name.
I gave you an extra thumb for sharing my name.
#1 - walkerjam
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(06/12/2013) [-]
#25 - haansz ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
#196 - potatophucker
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(06/13/2013) [-]
**potatophucker rolls 44**
#225 to #196 - invalidcupcake
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#245 to #196 - iamwillygean
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**iamwillygean rolls 64**
#246 to #245 - iamwillygean
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#248 to #245 - jtjas
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(06/13/2013) [-]
... wait a minute?
#247 to #196 - jtjas
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(06/13/2013) [-]
**jtjas rolls 65**
#250 to #247 - iamwillygean
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(06/13/2013) [-]
mfw jtjas rolls and I roll
mfw jtjas rolls and I roll
#207 to #196 - electrickwalrus ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
finally it works
#214 to #207 - potatophucker
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(06/13/2013) [-]
?
#215 to #214 - electrickwalrus ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
the dubs system
#231 to #196 - ccrusie
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#199 to #196 - BraindeadBuddha
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#31 - actoftreason
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#55 - alucord
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I killed someone in Bioshock Infinite because they had a girlfriend.   
   
I am truly alone
I killed someone in Bioshock Infinite because they had a girlfriend.

I am truly alone
#205 to #55 - gunslayer
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I do it all the time in Assasin's Creed : Brotherhood when I see couples. I poison any of them two and watch the other one watch in desperation while his/her couple goes *******. I laugh for a while and then I cry when I realize how sad my life is.
#56 - alucord
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(06/13/2013) [-]
it hurts because its true
#198 to #56 - weenieandthebutt
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(06/13/2013) [-]
The episode with the Professor's parents hit me right in the feels, especially towards the end.
#252 to #198 - hauntzor
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(06/13/2013) [-]
The conclusion to the episode where Fry gets killed by the wasp venom or whatever, and it  turns out in the end that it was Leela who was hit and was put in a coma while Fry stayed her side the entire time because he was waiting for her to wake up...   
   
It destroyed me.
The conclusion to the episode where Fry gets killed by the wasp venom or whatever, and it turns out in the end that it was Leela who was hit and was put in a coma while Fry stayed her side the entire time because he was waiting for her to wake up...

It destroyed me.
#107 - TheUndeadMexican
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(06/13/2013) [-]
The ***** up with this guys legs.
#236 to #107 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
He has boneitis.
#120 to #107 - ihawk
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I think that was their poor interpretation of him turning his upper body a complete ******* 180
#116 to #107 - sweetellie
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Well, it is the future..