Pot. Source: Imgur. l think we should legalize marijuana in this country, so potheads have nothing f or'' to talk about aver again" , Daniel Tosh "F
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#4 - Rascal (06/13/2013) [-]
"Remember when pot wasn't legal dude?"
#30 - peggscott (06/13/2013) [-]
But... alcohol is legal, and people still talk about how wasted they got...
But... alcohol is legal, and people still talk about how wasted they got...
User avatar #2 - thisisspartah (06/13/2013) [-]
what about eating?
#6 - harshy (06/13/2013) [-]
#9 - lolfire (06/13/2013) [-]
Sorry guys, I'm a heavy cannabis user who is completely against the legalization of cannabis.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M58kGCQLwxU
#12 to #9 - fordun (06/13/2013) [-]
Same. People say we should regulate it the same way we do Tobacco and Alcohol. Except Stoner's don't realize that if we did that it would be an absolute cluster **** . Enjoy paying 50$ a gram because of all the taxes that will be placed on it. Enjoy going to jail for making your own hash despite the flower being legal and pre-made hash readily available. Or not being able to smoke on the street because of lawsuits attributed to second hand intoxication. Or be able to smoke in your apartment. Or being arrested for having a bong on the floor of your car despite being sober.
#26 to #12 - gcloud (06/13/2013) [-]
in colorado u can get 5 grams for like 40 bucks and in some places even 10

wtf u talking bout, stupid
User avatar #21 to #12 - lamadrama (06/13/2013) [-]
Silly, if it became legal the government would have to give prices that can compete with the ones that are on the "black" market. And all those other things that are being pointed out, that is exactly how it is now! I think you've smoked too much.
User avatar #18 to #12 - thehans (06/13/2013) [-]
you get in trouble for things like that now.
and its super easy and fast to grow weed, depending on the economy it should only cost like $2 a gram in a flooded market. anything after that is dependent on federal taxing. so, if they put a $48 tax per gram of weed like you said, it should pull us out of this deficit reall ******* quick
#24 to #18 - jewboi (06/13/2013) [-]
Dont tell me growing marijuana is dificult, if 3 teenagers can grow high grade medical strains on a railroad track I think the general population could handle it.
#22 to #18 - fordun (06/13/2013) [-]
Marijuana is not easy to grow at all. Sure low quality ditch weed is simple. But high quality medical grade cannabis requires a lot of effort.

You want to know whats easy to grow? Tobacco. Its a weed with a built in pesticide. Alcohol is easy as well. And quality isn't an issue with either of these because it can nearly all be done with computers.

Weed will never cost $2 a gram. Too little people smoke weed on a frequent basis like on drinks or smokes cigarettes. And peoples labor isn't worth that little. And taxes from marijuana no matter how high (lol puns) will never dig us out of the deficit. The projected gains from weed would be a drop in a bucket to what the feds are spending.

I get the war on drugs is a failure. And one shouldn't be arrested for smoking a joint or growing on there own property. But the only type of legalization that will actually work is to legalize it but to keep it underground. The minute we open up pot shops for the general public is the minute everything begins to go to **** .
User avatar #50 to #22 - thehans (06/14/2013) [-]
dude, i know first hand that it is easy to grow good weed. a few years ago me and some friends git some high quality top soil and grew some good **** straight out of the dirt. only maintenance was watering every day and trimming here and there. hydroponics is also pretty easy to grow fast, high yield top quality **** . a freind of mine grew so much we smoked for free all summer.
$0 a gram bruv
#27 to #9 - whitenerdy (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry guy, I don't care what you think.

#HowToTrickTheSystem
User avatar #11 to #9 - thehans (06/13/2013) [-]
the only people who dont want weed legalized are the dealers profiting from it. its time to legalize
User avatar #15 to #11 - lolfire (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm not a dealer but I may help locate certain things from time to time.
Nice bit of profit.

The reason I don't want it legalized would be the corruption of the plant itself.
I would rather get it off my contacts who grow it than have some government endorsed mass produced ***** .

However if there is one thing I would want it legalized for is the cleanliness of the bud you're getting. In my history of use I have came across some dirty tricks dealers pull such as ;

Grit / sprayed weed - Glass, sand, sugar, asbestos, shredded plastic.
Laced - I've had weed laced with heroin, a dirty trick so that customers only come back to you for their weed as it's the only thing that can get them high.
Water-weighting - Just a slight spray with water can add 0.5-1.0 to your weed.

But none of that really troubles me as I have contacts that grow their own and are stand up guys.
#20 to #15 - Rascal (06/13/2013) [-]
You don't want legal yet you don't want add ingredients pick one
User avatar #16 to #15 - thehans (06/13/2013) [-]
the war on drugs altogether is a glorious failure. we saw what happened with the prohibition of alcohol and its happening now with weed. honestly, i wouldnt mind if all drugs are legalized, i dont need the government to tell me that doing heroin is a bad idea i can deduce that for myself. it will remove the DEA entirely and take a lot of people out of jail that dont necessarily belong there and save exactly one ******** of money. it will also destroy the underground drug trafficking force.
besides i would just grow my own weed, its real easy. wholesome, natural and tax free
User avatar #35 to #16 - lizardnigger (06/13/2013) [-]
If legalized, it would be taxed
#19 to #16 - teenytinyspider (06/13/2013) [-]
I do have a problem with drugs being legalized. I've seen too many people get so addicted to meth and crack cocaine that they end up hurting themselves and everyone around them. LSD is just as bad as the other two as well. Yes, I do agree that the war on drugs has been a failure, but we need to go about it a different way. We could say to send them to rehabilitation programs, but those only work if the people WANT help.
User avatar #51 to #19 - thehans (06/14/2013) [-]
yes, they should just legalize everything and if you want help you can get it easily from walk in clinics that we should fund. and those who wish to do it can and as long as it doesnt ruin their life
#53 to #51 - teenytinyspider (06/14/2013) [-]
The problem is meth and crack cocaine are NOTORIOUS for ruining lives and telling people to go in for help when they want won't work. Most people will kill themselves or someone else.
User avatar #55 to #53 - thehans (06/14/2013) [-]
yeah because they have a serious mental addiction to the substance and they cant get work because it is illegal. but if they teat drug addiction like a mental illness (like it is) instead of a criminal offense and throwing people in jail for it we would save a lot of money. and the price of any substance would go down because the risk of making, trafficking, and distributing it is so high, so people wouldnt be sucking any dick for crack anymore. things would be so much better for everyone of authorities just stopped giving a **** . just to clarify i dont think we should have a drugs-r-us on every corner selling meth and crack like its milk.
#56 to #55 - teenytinyspider (06/14/2013) [-]
Treating it like a mental illness? Before we can even BEGIN to do that, the U.S. needs a better mental health system. Right now it's a total joke.
User avatar #57 to #56 - thehans (06/14/2013) [-]
yeah, i couldnt agree more. our entire medical care system is ****** . but if we could appropriately fund rehab centers for people who want help and not charge an arm and a leg for it we would be golden
#58 to #57 - teenytinyspider (06/14/2013) [-]
What about those people who DON'T want help?
User avatar #59 to #58 - thehans (06/14/2013) [-]
then they can continue to be failures at life. if you dont want help and you are a hopeless drug addict then you have clearly given up on yourself. so why should they depend on other people to pick them up and go? they really can kill themselves for all i care, its called darwinism.
#60 to #59 - teenytinyspider (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah but again, they could take someone else out too and hurt the lives of others. Trust me, I've seen it first-hand.

Perhaps we can lock them up somewhere, oh wait...

Not trying to be argumentative, just saying you have to consider most possibilities otherwise it could be you or me affected next. In my family, I know I could be affected next. *facepalm*
User avatar #61 to #60 - thehans (06/14/2013) [-]
but there are still people who do hard drugs responsibly. ive seen people go on and off herion, cocaine, xanex, morphine. luckily they never got caught or hurt anyone, but a criminal record would ruin their life more than the drug itself would. i dont really know for sure how we should handle the problems with drugs, but we currently arent doing it right.
#40 to #19 - mrnigger (06/13/2013) [-]
" LSD is non-addictive, is not known to cause brain damage, and has extremely low toxicity relative to dose. However, adverse psychiatric reactions such as anxiety, paranoia, and delusions are possible.[3]"

Although it does have its downsides, I would not go so far as to say it is as bad as methamphetamine or crack.
#54 to #40 - teenytinyspider (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah that was a bad idea, but the delusions are the problem with LSD, still not as bad as crack or meth.
User avatar #17 to #15 - thehans (06/13/2013) [-]
also there is always going to be competition between manufacturers to produce the best weed. sure there will be **** weed made by bottom dollar manufacturers. but there will always be high priced, high quality stuff. you can go to a liquor store and get a **** ton of franzia wine for little cost or you can get a bottle of fine champagne for $100 a bottle. it wont all be garbage
#14 - aspr (06/13/2013) [-]
i just got back from amsterdam yesterday, it's amazing and all the people are great but you can't walk up most streets, especially the red light district without tonsa folk offering you coke or pills so i think if you legalise it in the way they do it'd lead to some escalation, still they don't seem to be suffering too badly
User avatar #23 to #14 - dickticklerluv ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
sounds lovely
#31 - alwazbored (06/13/2013) [-]
I cant wait to see his stand up. He's coming to my town in two weeks!
User avatar #5 - happyfox (06/13/2013) [-]
I think we should legalise pot so I never ever have to see this image again
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User avatar #25 to #13 - aldothenazi (06/13/2013) [-]
Who be this I'd call female canine?
#37 - herbolifee (06/13/2013) [-]
Here in the Netherlands msot teens talk about it all the time, bragging to eachother on how ****** they got last night, or how strong the **** was they smoked. Yeah, it doesn't work.
#42 to #37 - nephritho (06/13/2013) [-]
I hate those ******* too bro.
#34 - rambearclaw (06/13/2013) [-]
There's still the age old debate of whether Cool Ranch is better than Nacho Cheese.
#41 to #34 - captainsheperd (06/13/2013) [-]
Cheesy Poofs for me
#46 to #34 - Rascal (06/13/2013) [-]
Defo nacho.
User avatar #47 to #34 - loonytic **User deleted account** (06/13/2013) [-]
The bbq one is best
#48 to #34 - srhkid (06/13/2013) [-]
But.. the one of the left is nachos..
But.. the one of the left is nachos..
User avatar #38 to #36 - rambearclaw (06/13/2013) [-]
Jalapeno Cheddar are the best imo
User avatar #39 to #38 - fukbushizgetmunny (06/13/2013) [-]
Spicy Nacho master race
User avatar #29 - vortexrain (06/13/2013) [-]
Cigarettes are legal, and the smokers that I know talk about it all the time.
"Hey man, have you tried insert random brand here yet?"
"Yeah, I have. I didn't like it. It burned my throat."
"I had that problem too, so I switched back to insert other random brand here.
#3 - Rascal (06/13/2013) [-]
What a load of tosh.
User avatar #10 to #3 - sodapops (06/13/2013) [-]
*kush
User avatar #8 - alanflindt (06/13/2013) [-]
If it was legal then everyone would shut up about it.
The really anti - pot people would shut up because nothing bad would happen due to legalisation - crime would just go down and the country could make alot of money off it.
And the really pro - pot people would shut up cus there is nothing to complain about
User avatar #1 - hasinvadedyou (06/13/2013) [-]
I agree + (insert clever comment).
User avatar #28 - insaniacfedde (06/13/2013) [-]
In the Netherlands it's practically legalized, potheads talk about series, movies, food, sex, women, south park and other topics...
User avatar #33 to #28 - osimonmagus (06/13/2013) [-]
So pretty much what everyone talks about ever in the past fifteen years?
User avatar #52 to #33 - insaniacfedde (06/14/2013) [-]
yup... though the conversations are more what you'd expect toddlers to talk about, sometimes (man, look at that cloooouud). But yeah, stoners are people too
#43 - Rascal (06/13/2013) [-]
The second you start using drugs you stop being a human being and become an adict. You forfeit your life and your freedom just for a few moments of pleasure.
User avatar #49 - drhoffable (06/13/2013) [-]
calm down theres no need to repost it ,we got it the first time, we already got washington and colorado and california, we're working on it.
User avatar #45 - SinniS (06/13/2013) [-]
gonna go see him on the 30th!
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