Villager's Wrath

I love how it just ends with the word "pint" randomly tacked onto it.

Made me think of jabberwocky.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

I don't burble at all. Not even once.

the poem is actually a record of the past and a prediction of the future. You probably don't remember it.
yet...

Oh god yes. Yfw

The fact that the last word is pint made me tear up with laughter.

The greatest thing ever. I have just read it.

This short story killed my god

thumb for the best sci-fi story evar

got this in a better resolution? would make a nice background

Here you go bro

Bowser doesn't look as beastly in this one

He looked ridiculous in Brawl. I think he looks better now.

**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Gay marrige **I love this gif every single time! XD

What are you smoking.

Found it!

lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/

If the link doesn't work, it was the first google result of "creepy story behind animal crossing".

I haven't been able to look at Animal Crossing the same way since reading this. Such a good find.