German And Irish Stereotypes. . But actuall must ear: tomorrow.". note to self, do NOT have a drinking contest with this man.
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User avatar #3 - wcpapier (06/12/2013) [-]
note to self, do NOT have a drinking contest with this man.
User avatar #36 to #3 - thesinful (06/13/2013) [-]
I knew a man who was 25% each Irish, English, Scottish, and German. His BAC was usually around 12.7
#97 to #36 - lizardnigger (06/13/2013) [-]
What's BAC? I simply do not brain today.   
Have a gif
What's BAC? I simply do not brain today.
Have a gif
#99 to #97 - demoraler (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm assuming it's blood alcohol level
User avatar #98 to #97 - huszti (06/13/2013) [-]
Blood Alcohol Content.
User avatar #100 to #98 - lizardnigger (06/13/2013) [-]
Is 12.7 high? I don't really drink
User avatar #103 to #100 - huszti (06/13/2013) [-]
you can die from 4+ except if you're russian, czech, scottish, irish, polish or german
User avatar #105 to #103 - lizardnigger (06/13/2013) [-]
Sheeeit *****
User avatar #160 to #105 - thesinful (06/13/2013) [-]
12.7 would mean 12.7% of your blood is alcohol currently. Or another way to look at it, 0.08 can get you arrested for DWI where I'm from.
User avatar #161 to #160 - lizardnigger (06/13/2013) [-]
But you have like 8 litres of blood
thats just under a litre of your blood being alcohol
that's so russian
User avatar #66 to #3 - xxbutthurtxx (06/13/2013) [-]
Dude, imagine this guy having a child with a 50% Finnish and 50% Czech woman and this child will have a child with a Russian: Ultimate drinker.
User avatar #4 - iamblastoise (06/12/2013) [-]
German-Irish master race reporting in.
#86 to #4 - hurrdurka (06/13/2013) [-]
Hmmm..master race? Lies! RUSSIAN-IRISH MASTER RACE REPORTIN'!
User avatar #146 to #4 - pickledherring (06/13/2013) [-]
Irish-German checking it
User avatar #151 to #4 - slowyourtroll (06/13/2013) [-]
german-irish with some cherokee(i know right) checking in
#12 to #4 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Fellow Drinker reporting in... Anonymously I guess... Way too lazy to make an account.
User avatar #39 to #12 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
now that's Irish
User avatar #13 to #4 - Jabberwocky (06/13/2013) [-]
God, I love being white.
#27 - sirfistalot (06/13/2013) [-]
I was thinking its gonna be alcohol related joke
I was thinking its gonna be alcohol related joke
User avatar #28 to #27 - alcohol (06/13/2013) [-]
Ha ha alcoholism.
User avatar #10 - harshy (06/13/2013) [-]
unicorn master species reporting in
#109 - slowpokerfast (06/13/2013) [-]
Korean-Irish here...   
   
I'm a Starcraft prodigy after 7 beers
Korean-Irish here...

I'm a Starcraft prodigy after 7 beers
User avatar #92 - Loppytaffy (06/13/2013) [-]
But it's the perfect marriage of cultures; potatoes, beer, and folk music.
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-5
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#33 to #23 - oxyhawk (06/13/2013) [-]
Race? Do you understand what a race is?
Race? Do you understand what a race is?
User avatar #131 to #33 - propanex (06/13/2013) [-]
A challenge to the finish line?
#24 to #23 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Germans are very punctual so I'm guessing they are some what perfectionists
User avatar #88 to #23 - cazabrow (06/13/2013) [-]
Race and Nationality are two separate things.
#56 to #21 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
I will properly explain it to you in the most explanatory way,
tommorrow, maybe saturday.
#43 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Deutsch Irische Herrenrasse reportiert ein!
User avatar #52 - Siphus (06/13/2013) [-]
My grandfather was German (last name Shunk)
My grandmother was Scottish

My other grandfather was English
My other grandmother was Irish

Im just American.
User avatar #171 to #52 - shunk (10/31/2013) [-]
Grandson!
User avatar #172 to #171 - Siphus (10/31/2013) [-]
AHH!
User avatar #60 to #52 - Heaney (06/13/2013) [-]
THANK YOU!!! Someone who finally get's it. I am sick of people say I'm half this that and the other.
User avatar #96 to #60 - brenton (06/13/2013) [-]
Why? What's so wrong with knowing your family's origins?
User avatar #162 to #96 - Heaney (06/13/2013) [-]
Nothing is wrong with it, but claiming you're 1/8 of everything is ridiculous.
User avatar #163 to #162 - brenton (06/13/2013) [-]
I agree. I'm actually 1/360 Australian and 359/360 awesome. So, basically full Australian.
User avatar #164 to #163 - Heaney (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm 1/16 Jesus.
#110 - scotlandhome (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm Scotch English. So when will we do it? After a pint of warm beer and a fight.
#122 to #110 - yuukoku (06/13/2013) [-]
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Partially Scottish and Half Chinese

Don't ask me how this happens.
#167 to #122 - scotlandhome (06/16/2013) [-]
Parents FW
#132 to #122 - absoluteziehro (06/13/2013) [-]
Pic mostly related.
#133 to #132 - yuukoku (06/13/2013) [-]
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I consistently think of this commercial when people ask my what else I am than Chinese.
#111 to #110 - kolpster (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm half Scot but I'm as posh sounding as the queen with her balls being gripped.   
I can't even pull an accent, which makes me sad.   
   
Unrelated.
I'm half Scot but I'm as posh sounding as the queen with her balls being gripped.
I can't even pull an accent, which makes me sad.

Unrelated.
#114 to #111 - scotlandhome (06/13/2013) [-]
Sucks for you, No but seriously go to youtube and look up User VideoJug
User avatar #18 - poniesareghey (06/13/2013) [-]
Beautiful heavilt intoxicated Irish-Russian msster race reporting in.
User avatar #29 to #18 - alcohol (06/13/2013) [-]
Irish/Scottish master race.
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User avatar #49 to #18 - zakaizer (06/13/2013) [-]
Irish/Russian? Is your blood made of pure alcohol?
#112 - rollmania (06/13/2013) [-]
Finnish-Russian here.
Finnish-Russian here.
User avatar #72 - zzzanzitron (06/13/2013) [-]
javanese-chinese here..
what does it make me?
User avatar #107 to #72 - SilentRaver (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm curious, do you look Korean? Since it's in between Japan and China and phenotypes from all three are distinct enough to tell the difference between people, I always kinda figured it was just like the two separate regions mixed together in the middle.
User avatar #76 to #72 - jdsalenger (06/13/2013) [-]
Super Asian
User avatar #77 to #76 - zzzanzitron (06/13/2013) [-]
java not japan...
User avatar #78 to #77 - jdsalenger (06/13/2013) [-]
Still Super Asian.
User avatar #93 to #72 - csonosky (06/13/2013) [-]
a calculator
User avatar #79 to #72 - smokekusheveryday (06/13/2013) [-]
jabbanese?
User avatar #106 to #72 - slumberdonkey (06/13/2013) [-]
I had a friend who was Chinese/Mexican. He wanted us to call him "Chexmix"
#108 to #72 - omegaawesome (06/13/2013) [-]
Culturally rich.
#95 to #72 - zhitman (06/13/2013) [-]
Able to read minds
#85 to #72 - caplocker (06/13/2013) [-]
squinty eyed.
User avatar #87 to #85 - zzzanzitron (06/13/2013) [-]
oh, yes i am
#142 - dorgan (06/13/2013) [-]
I guess you could call him a HalfPint....
#94 - RobotSox **User deleted account** (06/13/2013) [-]
mfw whenever I see Fassbender since watching 'Shame'
mfw whenever I see Fassbender since watching 'Shame'
User avatar #35 - auda (06/13/2013) [-]
Dutch-Irish here....

What does that make me?
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#119 to #35 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Both drunk and stoned.
User avatar #40 to #35 - fuzzyballs (06/13/2013) [-]
uninteresting
User avatar #42 to #35 - spectralbanshee (06/13/2013) [-]
You'd like to travel around in your caravan but never really get to actually do it
User avatar #46 to #35 - arcanemonkey (06/13/2013) [-]
lets get really ******* stoned...
tomorrow
#91 to #46 - edwinke (06/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #54 to #35 - stultum (06/13/2013) [-]
You like your guinnes as cheap as possible.
User avatar #37 to #35 - lazaman (06/13/2013) [-]
white
#84 to #37 - thascomrad (06/13/2013) [-]
And it's sure as hell a good day being it!
User avatar #59 to #37 - xxbutthurtxx (06/13/2013) [-]
^this guy
User avatar #63 - Heaney (06/13/2013) [-]
100% Irish.... Do everything tomorrow, tomorrow!!
#104 - tmdarby ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
German?
User avatar #70 - thefirespike (06/13/2013) [-]
I am also this mixture of heritage
#71 to #70 - markowuzhere (06/13/2013) [-]
please, tell me more
User avatar #73 to #71 - thefirespike (06/13/2013) [-]
Well, a drunk Irishman had sex with a nazi, story of my conception.
User avatar #102 to #73 - maffi (06/13/2013) [-]
Get off the computer you old fart.
#16 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (06/13/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #17 to #16 - youcame (06/13/2013) [-]
what ?
User avatar #19 to #17 - rtsgamer (06/13/2013) [-]
huh?
User avatar #20 to #19 - youcame (06/13/2013) [-]
k
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