Interesting Facts. .. Email 1: "Yo, Monica, HIllary's outta town. Get yo fine ass ova' here." Email 2: "Don't ignore me, bitch!"


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#8 - Penn (06/13/2013) [-]
Email 1: "Yo, Monica, HIllary's outta town. Get yo fine ass ova' here."
Email 2: "Don't ignore me, bitch!"
User avatar #12 - fredthemilkman (06/13/2013) [-]
Abraham Lincoln sent a total of zero e-mails during his presidency.
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User avatar #15 to #12 - bulbakip (06/13/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I was presidency.
User avatar #110 to #15 - zorororonoa (06/13/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, i was email
User avatar #49 to #15 - equestriaman (06/13/2013) [-]
i can presidency this. i was confirm
User avatar #23 - derpdaderp (06/13/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I knew the roulette fact from a Meet N' **** game....
User avatar #72 to #23 - potatot ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
No. That is good. Very very good.
User avatar #107 to #23 - zorororonoa (06/13/2013) [-]
I think I've done that one.
#141 to #23 - thereverand ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Not at all.
Not at all.
User avatar #58 to #23 - uzerc (06/13/2013) [-]
I knew I had heard that from somewhere.
#65 to #23 - pinkiedash (06/13/2013) [-]
Same here
Same here
User avatar #73 to #23 - fistoftheaxis (06/13/2013) [-]

I can't listen to this song with a straight face anymore.
User avatar #3 - gilliam (06/13/2013) [-]
"Thou shalt not pash!"
#26 - deadmilk (06/13/2013) [-]
How the actual 			****		 do you miss when trying to shoot your own head with a gun?    
His hands must of been all like.....
How the actual **** do you miss when trying to shoot your own head with a gun?

His hands must of been all like.....
User avatar #31 to #26 - backupclover (06/13/2013) [-]
A woman tried to kill herself by shooting herself in the head but she put it in the wrong place, shot both eyes out from the side of her head and survived.
User avatar #38 to #31 - foelkera ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
******* women, it's like we need to do everything for them
User avatar #78 to #38 - cubicalpayload (06/13/2013) [-]
That's murder!
#142 to #78 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]

*evil laughter*
User avatar #150 to #142 - cubicalpayload (06/13/2013) [-]
I wasn't saying it was a bad thing.
#37 to #26 - flabbawabbajabba (06/13/2013) [-]
if you put the gun in your mouth and point straight up it colude destroy your nose and maybe eyes but you could survive
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#42 - eiramart (06/13/2013) [-]
North Korea is best Korea
North Korea is best Korea
#145 to #42 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
I can confirm this.
#74 - nextgenmidgett (06/13/2013) [-]
stalins  sons face when
stalins sons face when
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User avatar #28 to #13 - natanhiel (06/13/2013) [-]
Yes, Yes.
We know.
#9 - RageRambo (06/13/2013) [-]
That means I have a 70% chance to get away with murder...
User avatar #59 to #9 - ccarpio (06/13/2013) [-]
and a 30% of getting raped to death in prison
User avatar #64 to #59 - RageRambo (06/13/2013) [-]
I like those Odds!
#139 to #64 - beerterror (06/13/2013) [-]
mfw odds
mfw odds
User avatar #88 - Maroon (06/13/2013) [-]
To think we missed out on "Flee you foolsh!" and "You shall not pash!"
#4 - drhard (06/13/2013) [-]
**** ya.
User avatar #5 to #4 - fuckya (06/13/2013) [-]
So close to my name, so close.
User avatar #27 - srskate (06/13/2013) [-]
Tron should have won!
They hand painted most of those effects. Thats ******* hard work.
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#91 to #16 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
step 1. get back to earth
step 2. take off suit
step 3. smell suit
#101 to #16 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
The astronauts suit smells like seared steak or hot metal after spacewalks.
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User avatar #109 to #16 - zorororonoa (06/13/2013) [-]
Don't ******* question the goddamned astronauts!
#54 to #16 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
After they finish a space walk, they're INSIDE the ******* spaceship (I don't know the word for that in English. In my language it translates directly to "space bus" 'ônibus espacial'.) When they're inside the ship, they take off their astronaut clothes, and smell the ******* thing. If you spend hours and hours in a pub with everybody smoking, you WILL smell like an ashtray when you get home.
#85 to #54 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
But that may be only particles of endless vacuum reacting to air. We will never know if it's a real smell of space.
User avatar #30 to #16 - GnRNoD (06/13/2013) [-]
I thought that too, but then I figured, maybe it's from when they open the hatch how the air smells inside the ship after that.
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#97 to #92 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
A vacuum...
User avatar #153 to #92 - GnRNoD (06/14/2013) [-]
there are particles in space... there's just no air, but there's matter.
User avatar #35 - forgottenmyshorts (06/13/2013) [-]
Get free drinks
Kill him in Detroit
Ioannis becomes new holiday buddy for world tour
Make film with Trejo, 'Never say swag' for school kids. Hopefully some improvement.
Make witty joke about Clinton doing more 18 year olds than emails
Totally go to Amsterdam for the 'poetry'
Grill up a T-bone orbiting the moon
Somehow get Nyancat on infinite, unstoppable repeat in a stockbroking center
Go back in time, imitate Hitler in his presence, become friends, come back to the future and legitimately say I was mates with Hitler
Live in Bolivia jail with no worries, make BBQ food for all. Party down
Get drunk, drive in desert, make witty joke to passing man on camel about tree-fiddy
Take Ioannis to Okinawa, leave in peace with translator for a long life
Visit every Vegas casino dressed as Futurama devil drunk and comment on the roulette 666 thing every 30 mins for a whole day
Make sequel, (another) called PRON and get audience to complain Sci-fi porn used too much CGI, no real wizards sleeve
Shake Tim's hand, then make witty joke about his surname, 'and its DUNKan for the slam'
Get fake face thing from MI like another teacher, quote Top Gun all day so they rack up a massive bill
They are all Quagmire's children
Throw **** at neighbors every 4th of the month and blame Koko
Travel back. skin Hitlers face, put it on Yakov. Every time Stalin hears of Hitler's misdemeanors, is impartial. Gets telegram SURPISE MOTHOFOKOOOO its yo son
User avatar #36 to #35 - forgottenmyshorts (06/13/2013) [-]
Paint elephant bee colours, see what haps
Hack Magnum production line, make products irregularly ridiculous sizes for lols
Make witty joke Kevin likes his Spacey away from the media
Build train terminal in Chernobyl, don't worry, Grand Central's got this
Norway's other 1% of power comes from the shouts of tree-felling bearded Norwegian males that spread elegantly across the Fjords
Raise $21,000 to send any Afghans in America back to Afghanistan
Train North Korean teachers to dress up like Kim Jong on a Thursday and profusely eat as much cake as possible
Bribe Connery to slip 'you will have shex with me' somewhere into Gandalf's dialogue (in a parallel universe where he is)
User avatar #18 - DivineInfinity (06/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - I Am Monkey (06/13/2013) [-]
Clinton's two emails:
>Bill: Hey Monica, this internet things wild. Be under the table in the oval office in 5.
>Hillary: You hit reply all.
>Bill: **** .
>Gingrich: U mad bro?
User avatar #6 - useroftheLOLZ (06/13/2013) [-]
is is poetic that a poet will write you a poem, for your funereal, that no one attends, and that no one will hear or know, except the poet, the dead, and god?
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