Rock. A thrilling saga.. one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit th
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Rock. A thrilling saga.. one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit th

A thrilling saga.

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along
the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the
rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing
what had just happened
hey, look what i found
C] Anonymous 03/ 24/ ) 19:. blat. 6216899 " Replies: :tait:
Elating sandwich at beach
stones
unlatching the sunset and thinking about life
sandwich into ocean
rock
people saw
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#1 - John Cena (06/12/2013) [-]
You see it as "oh that's the guy he saw"
i see it as "ill just remake a famous 4chan thread and pretend its original" ****** gets busted.
User avatar #7 to #1 - stupro (06/12/2013) [-]
Well how do you know he wasn't one of the people who saw him doing it? Eh? EH??!!!
User avatar #10 to #7 - Lilstow (06/12/2013) [-]
because we're not all retarded faggots.
#17 to #10 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
at least one of us is an asshole though.
User avatar #19 to #17 - sinonyx (06/13/2013) [-]
true that
User avatar #8 to #1 - djequalizee (06/12/2013) [-]
But what if
User avatar #2 to #1 - tristanscharpman (06/12/2013) [-]
Oh like you've never eaten a sandwich rock.
#94 to #2 - pimpinpenguin (06/13/2013) [-]
kitty litter sandwich
User avatar #26 to #2 - thesinful (06/13/2013) [-]
I never eaten a sandwich rock but I once ate a rock sandwich. Does that count?
User avatar #110 to #2 - hilariousrubbish (06/13/2013) [-]
ROCK SAMiCH
#143 to #110 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
ROCK LOBSTER
User avatar #145 to #143 - hilariousrubbish (06/13/2013) [-]
qahahha
User avatar #15 - friednazi (06/13/2013) [-]
I've thrown out my spoon and started to rinse out my yogurt cup. Humans are capable of extremely complex thoughts, but sometimes we lose the ability to even can.
User avatar #101 to #15 - josephkirk (06/13/2013) [-]
i was making ramen one night and got thirsty, so i put down my spoon, grab a cup, get the tea, and poured my tea in my pot of ramen...
#131 to #101 - umppis (06/13/2013) [-]
japanese as ****
#148 to #15 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
But you have to rinse out your yogurt cup before you put it in the recycling anyway
User avatar #137 to #15 - elluboy (06/13/2013) [-]
I had a smart yesterday.
>Be me (no **** )
>Heat up pan
>Take oil to put on pan
>Walk to the sink and start pouring it down the drain
#74 to #15 - snaresinger (06/13/2013) [-]
That's pretty much the best description for the general state of the human psyche I've ever heard.   
   
"Capable of the most complex abstract thought on the planet, but sometimes loses the ability to even can."
That's pretty much the best description for the general state of the human psyche I've ever heard.

"Capable of the most complex abstract thought on the planet, but sometimes loses the ability to even can."
User avatar #39 to #15 - toncheky (06/13/2013) [-]
Gave me a good laugh.
User avatar #13 - beffen (06/12/2013) [-]
>Be at beach
>Watch some guy skipping stones
>Watching sunset and thinking about life
>Get thrown into ocean
>I was sandwich
User avatar #154 to #6 - danniegurl (06/13/2013) [-]
devil's three-way.
#88 to #6 - grievver (06/13/2013) [-]
That's some efficient herding, dog!
#135 - creepyunclebob (06/13/2013) [-]
>Be me
>live at the bottom of the ocean
>slowly pushed to the shore over hundreds of years
>I miss the ocean
>all my friends are there
>one day, I see some guy throwing rocks into the water and eating a sandwich
>he gets to me
>finally, I can go home!
>throws his sandwich
>bites me
>MFW
#57 - imonaboatman (06/13/2013) [-]
>at school
>carrying my lunch back to table
>plan to throw away loose piece of paper I have in pocket
>somehow throw away entire lunch instead
User avatar #182 to #57 - peanutmonkey (06/13/2013) [-]
>eat paper
#30 - harshy (06/13/2013) [-]
#11 - pappathethird (06/12/2013) [-]
9000legit9001me
9000legit9001me
User avatar #93 to #11 - cycloneclone (06/13/2013) [-]
Do you have the source of that gif?
User avatar #109 to #93 - pappathethird (06/13/2013) [-]
Nooo ... unfortunately
#129 - killerblue (06/13/2013) [-]
>enjoying the sunset with a bro
>thinking about life
>bro suddenly grabs me
>throws me into the lake
>bites a rock
>MFW
#18 - skaife (06/13/2013) [-]
And here we see the differences of getting a story across between /b/ and tumblr. One was like 14 words. The other was a long ass paragraph with zero punctuation and was written by someone with the worlds dumbest username.
User avatar #107 to #18 - Athkore ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Well, just for information - that's not /b/.
#156 to #107 - skaife (06/13/2013) [-]
Really? Out of curiosity, what board would it be? I mean, sounds pretty random.
#80 to #18 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess OP is a pretty dumb username.
#22 to #18 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
.......It's a Supernatural reference.
#31 to #18 - fuckyosixtyminutes (06/13/2013) [-]
Makes you wonder why half this site (when E3 is in town anyway) is screenshots of one or the other. Two distinct groups of fanboys, or the same people thumbing them both up?
#20 to #18 - turretbuddy (06/13/2013) [-]
And seeing as how fj is tumblr now...

OOOOH NOOOO
#64 to #18 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
I guess skaife is a pretty cool username.
#24 - koltan (06/13/2013) [-]
#29 to #24 - poptartsniper (06/13/2013) [-]
gravity falls thread
gravity falls thread
#49 to #29 - slumberdonkey (06/13/2013) [-]
>gravity falls thread   
>posts ponies   
>leave.
>gravity falls thread
>posts ponies
>leave.
#118 to #49 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
It's cute anyway...
User avatar #191 to #118 - slumberdonkey (06/13/2013) [-]
In the original she is hugging a pork pie pig. That is cuter...
#21 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
I did this once with a screwdriver and a piece of string cheese.

Not one of my proudest moments.
User avatar #23 to #21 - Jewssassin (06/13/2013) [-]
Why did you need a screw driver on the beach?
#32 to #21 - fuperbooper ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Why were you skipping screw drivers in the water?
#104 - bonerjam (06/13/2013) [-]
> be at war...
> do i really need to go further?
#43 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
This image has expired
mfw "carry-on-my-wayward-butt"
User avatar #142 - carnageboy (06/13/2013) [-]
WARNING!!!!! DO NOT SEE THE COMMENT BELOW ME
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#149 to #142 - moonmike has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #150 to #142 - moonmike (06/13/2013) [-]
WARNING!!!!! THE COMMENT ABOVE ME IS A COMPLETE LIE
User avatar #151 to #150 - salihzzz (06/13/2013) [-]
i dont know who to believe anymore
#158 to #151 - moonmike (06/13/2013) [-]
trust me, for i bring puppies
#160 to #158 - salihzzz (06/13/2013) [-]
puppies from hell
#161 to #160 - moonmike (06/13/2013) [-]
lets keep them cute and adorable <3
#162 to #161 - salihzzz (06/13/2013) [-]
adorable you say?
#164 to #162 - moonmike (06/13/2013) [-]
D:
9GAG POST!!!
SHUN THE POST
SHUNNNNNNNN
User avatar #165 to #164 - salihzzz (06/13/2013) [-]
didn't even realise it
got it from google
damn fags are everywhere now
#166 to #165 - moonmike (06/13/2013) [-]
no more puppy thread    
   
pffft i laugh at google   
over the years, i have amassed a folder of the cutest puppies imaginable
no more puppy thread

pffft i laugh at google
over the years, i have amassed a folder of the cutest puppies imaginable
User avatar #167 to #166 - salihzzz (06/13/2013) [-]
my reaction folder got deleted a few days ago
i have nothing to show for the last few years of internet
#170 to #167 - moonmike (06/13/2013) [-]
well today shall mark the day which you will begin creating a reaction folder, bigger and better than ever
well today shall mark the day which you will begin creating a reaction folder, bigger and better than ever
#171 to #170 - salihzzz (06/13/2013) [-]
So it begins
User avatar #44 - Nightelfbane (06/13/2013) [-]
so, when you made this post

did you have trouble deciding which channel to put it in (4chan vs tumblr) and just decided " **** it, no channel"?
#99 - fukyeahraptorr (06/13/2013) [-]
sorry guys dont have any related reactionpic to this
sorry guys dont have any related reactionpic to this
User avatar #46 - tylertortured (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey guise hey guise!!!!

colored text
#53 to #46 - imonaboatman (06/13/2013) [-]
We have the same color!
#58 to #53 - tylertortured (06/13/2013) [-]
we have so much in common!
User avatar #95 to #58 - cycloneclone (06/13/2013) [-]
I dont
#72 - kahandran (06/13/2013) [-]
The funniest part to me was the Tumblr guys name. Immature I know, but... butt....!
User avatar #77 to #72 - redneckhokage (06/13/2013) [-]
im in a bowling league and just realized tonight theres a team name Suckmabowls
User avatar #86 to #77 - SuperHyperCrazy ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
I can't bowl without the bumpers
User avatar #75 to #72 - strangesir (06/13/2013) [-]
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD BUTT,
THERE'LL BE PISS WHEN YOU ARE DONE,
LAY YOUR WEARY HOLE TO REST,
DON'T YOU **** NO MORE.


Did I do good?
User avatar #89 to #75 - kietzu (06/13/2013) [-]
Very.

Very good.
#200 to #89 - strangesir (06/13/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#176 to #75 - therichie ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
i am ashamed at myself for how funny i found that
i am ashamed at myself for how funny i found that
User avatar #199 to #176 - strangesir (06/13/2013) [-]
Don't be. EMBRACE THE IMMATURE HUMOR!
User avatar #163 - lorkhan (06/13/2013) [-]
Once my dad had bought an pistol and we all practiced with it, and when I had fired around three shots I was gonna put it in my holster, but it ended up with me putting my holster in my pistol.
#179 to #163 - deadpeople (06/13/2013) [-]
"an pistol."

I thought this was going to be an an hero joke.
User avatar #184 to #179 - zorororonoa (06/13/2013) [-]
an alcohol
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